Empress: Living In The Mountains, My Daughter Praised Me As A God
Chapter 64: Your Highness Princess, You Can’T Do It, I Will Never Do It
Hearing Chu Ling'er's words, Liu Qingxue immediately froze on the spot.
Do you know how to do couplets? How much did your father teach you? What else can’t you little girl do?
According to this, except for giving birth to a child, you have learned basically everything else now?
"Is it true or false? Is Ling'er sure?"
"It's true! It's just as true as my father's love for beautiful women!"
Chu Ling'er replied swornly.
Liu Qingxue suddenly had an idea in her heart. If Ling'er dared to say this, then why would she, a mother-in-law, give it another try?
This land of four states... is so fragrant and tempting! If a country takes out four states, it will be eight states. Adding the land won before, the area of her Bingling Kingdom will directly double!
No one can shake her throne!
"Ling'er, your father is so knowledgeable and talented!"
"Of course! My father dug holes in the bricks to break out of prison and upgraded to massage and bone-setting. He can do it all in the city! The so-called traveling in the world, you don't have to be overwhelmed by your skills!"
Chu Linger patted her chest proudly.
Liu Qingxue sighed, if she finds her husband in the future, she must let him learn more from Ling'er's father!
I think for Ling'er's sake, her father won't be stingy, right? Even if that doesn't work, Ling'er can teach her husband.
Otherwise, my husband doesn’t know anything, and when he comes to the imperial city, he will be afraid that... he will feel inferior and uncomfortable. How can he succeed me as the emperor?
If he doesn't take over the throne, then what's the point of my efforts?
As a woman, you should work hard to make sure your man has a soft life. Supporting each other between husband and wife is the way to go in the long run!
"Okay! I agree! The one who will fight is my daughter, Princess Yongle! Come and sign the oath!"
As soon as these words came out, Zhu Jun, who didn't know why, was shocked and quickly stood up and whispered to dissuade him.
"Your Majesty, no! That couple has been famous for a long time. In terms of couplets, their status is still higher than that of Zhu Zhishan. Their status is comparable to that of the most talented Tang Bohu. He said that no one would dare to recognize the first after he is second!"
"Moreover, couplets and poems are not the same system. Not only do they have to be neatly aligned, but they also have to have similar meanings, which is more than twice as difficult!"
"Let's compare with him. Isn't this a mouse licking a cat's pussy just for excitement?"
"I hope your majesty will take back your life!"
Zhu Jun was far away and did not hear the whispers between Chu Ling'er and her daughter.
But the reputation for piercing the intestines is astonishing.
If we talk about who is the strongest in the couplet, he is the king of kings!
The empress ignored Zhu Jun's words and waved her hand with firm eyes:
"It doesn't matter! Since Ling'er wants to play, let her play!"
"If I don't love my daughter, who else will?"
Hearing these unabashed words, the envoys from the two countries all laughed wildly.
"Okay! Your Majesty is so courageous! You are so domineering. You are willing to bet several states for the sake of the little princess!"
"Come here, sign the contract!"
After the two countries signed the contract, Jin Feng and Huo Yunxi both invited the fat-headed and big-eared Duochang in front of the crowd.
"Haha, your majesty is really domineering, but he lacks careful consideration. This time... you will definitely lose!"
"The person next to me is already unparalleled in the world in his pairing skills, and he has also mastered the artistic conception!"
"More than ten years ago, he used artistic conception to make the Taifu of Muling Kingdom jump into the river and commit suicide on the White Gate Tower! Who among you can compare with him?"
"I'm just afraid that your Princess Yongle will be beaten to tears within three rounds! Hahaha!"
Hearing this, everyone was shocked. The Taifu of Muling Kingdom had a higher status and more talent than Gu Yanwu, but he was actually... forced to death by him.
This pair of intestinal piercers is really strong!
Listening to the commercial praise of the princesses of the two countries, not only was he not proud of the intestinal piercing, but he shrank his neck and cursed madly in his heart!
Damn it! Can you please stop bragging about me? I can clearly see how Zhu Zhishan died! It’s not an exaggeration to say that he died miserably in the palace with a ruined reputation.
Who knows if this little girl's achievements in the couplet are profound, but no...we can't take this risk!
As a mature person in the arena, you must know how to protect yourself wisely and stop losses in time.
If you avoid the fight, the number one position is occupied. If you accept the fight, your life will be lost if you lose. You two bitches want to use me as a gunman, no way!
He was cursing in his heart and thinking about how to escape, with a humble smile on his face.
"Uh-huh, you've got the prize, you've got the prize! You don't want to accept it!"
Seeing that the princesses of both countries were cheering for his soldiers, Zhu Jun was naturally not to be outdone, and walked out with his head held high and shouted loudly.
"His record is nothing! My master Ling'er used couplets to compete with the literary giants before he was three years old. He relied on couplets to dominate the Southern Domain at the age of four. At the age of five, he was no longer stuck in objects. He could fight with plants, trees, bamboos and rocks, and send people away. How dare you look down on me?"
Bangdang...
Hearing those familiar words, everyone stumbled and fell to the ground.
I remember correctly...when I was composing poems before, this guy also boasted like this.
Gu Yanwu put his hand on his forehead and quickly pulled the proud Zhu Jun aside.
"You fool! Can't you change your lines?"
Zhu Jun shrugged helplessly:
"But I haven't read many books, and I only have so much ink in my stomach!"
Gu Yanwu took a deep breath and suppressed the urge to hit someone.
"Aren't you a fool? You can't even brag to others!"
Zhu Jun curled his lips: "Fool? I'm not. They say fools are blessed with fools. Why didn't I see it?"
Gu Yanwu had a black line on his head and cursed angrily: "Foolish people have the blessing of being stupid, but idiots don't!"
Zhu Jun:(‡▼Benefit▼)
Watching the development of the situation, King Zhenbei in the corner stared and clenched his fists.
I kept roaring in my heart: You losers, defeat this little girl quickly! Don’t let that bitch Liu Qingxue get the territory!
Not only the King of Zhenbei was anxious, but also the princesses and national advisors of the two countries were impatient.
"Stop talking nonsense! Now that the participants have been finalized, let's get started!"
"Today... I will let Your Majesty see what it means to be the number one person in the world! Wen Zhuangyuan is not something that any cat or dog can challenge!"
"Chief of Staff, let's see your performance next!"
The two princesses vowed to each other and said hello to Chuanchang, gesturing for each other to come forward and compete.
He slightly bowed his hands to Chuanchang, smiling on the outside, but inwardly he was in disbelief!
Performance, I will perform your grandma’s second uncle’s legs!
I worked hard to perform. If you win, the benefits will go to you. How about I take the blame and die?
How could such a good thing happen!
It seems... I have to take action when the opportunity arises! If I can't crush this little girl at once, I can only...
Well! That’s it!
I have made a decision in my heart about intestinal piercing and have planned everything for myself.
As a religious person, he didn't want to be vomited blood.
The fat-headed and big-eared man touched the piece of dog skin plaster on his face, walked out with a smile, and cupped his hands towards Chu Ling'er.
"I have met Your Highness, um... Your Highness, Princess, do you go first or do I go first?"
This attitude is countless times better than Zhu Zhishan's before.
This move made Huo Yunxi and Jin Feng furious. Even the two national masters Huo Yuan and Jin Shang couldn't help but scold them.
"Yes! What are you doing? This is a competition, please be serious!"
Smiling at Chuanchang:
"I'm just saying hello, don't be so mean to others! I also have dignity!"
"There is a saying that goes like this, competition comes second, friendship comes first!"
"The main thing...the important thing is participation! Yes...participation, your highness, is that right?"
After these words, the envoys from the two countries were so angry that their faces were ashen!
If he hadn't seen that he was still useful, several people would have grabbed him by the neck and punched out his intestines with daggers.
Ridiculous! We are setting up an invasion. Are you telling me that the First Layer of Friendship is participating?
Do you think it’s a children’s party?
This is a gamble, brother, is it useful to talk about friendship with your enemies?
Why didn’t I find you so friendly before? You should be sitting at the seat of the Buddha at Lingshan Mountain in the Western Regions!
Liu Qingxue and others were surprised by the change of attitude towards intestinal piercing.
I remember that the fat man was very arrogant at the beginning... Could it be that this is a new tactic? Showing weakness to the enemy?
Several people just wanted to remind Chu Ling'er, but the speed seemed to be a bit slow.
Chu Ling'er was already looking at the other party with a smile. After all, children are short-sighted.
"My dad said that polite people attract people to like you. Although you are not very handsome, no... I should say you are not handsome at all, but you look like a good person!"
"In this case, I, the princess, will let you lose in a good way. You should come up with the first couplet first, otherwise you will not be able to stand up to me as soon as I open my mouth."
Hearing this, Chuangchang was stunned.
Chu Ling'er's words kept revolving in my mind...
Am I... a good person? She actually thinks that I, who kill people with a pen, am a good person?
I used to seem to want to be a good person.
However...society forces girls into prostitution...
Shuangchang shook his head, his expression returned to normal, he narrowed his eyes and fired his ultimate move!
"Okay! Then I will take action. Your Highness, please be careful. This couplet is eternal!"
"I'm not conceited, I dare say that no one in the world can answer it!"
"I came up with this first couplet a hundred years ago, but I still haven't been able to get the second couplet right!"
Everyone looked stern, it must not be easy for someone to treat intestinal piercing with such caution!
Even he can't answer it, so can the eight-year-old Princess Yongle do it?
It looks like...he is ready to crush him and decide the fight quickly!
For a moment, Liu Qingxue and others couldn't help but feel nervous and began to worry about Chu Linger.
"Ling'er, you..."
"Mom, don't worry! Let him be strong. If anything happens, my father will take care of you!"
Chu Ling'er grinned, squinted her big eyes and smiled innocently without panicking at all.
"That polite fat uncle, come out quickly!"
Xiang Chuanchang smiled slightly, patted his folding fan, and spoke slowly word by word.
"Okay! Listen carefully, princess, the first couplet is: Smoke locks the willows in the pond!"
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