Empress: Living In The Mountains, My Daughter Praised Me As A God
Chapter 66: Your Majesty, What Do You Think Of My Kneeling Standards?
Chu Ling'er opened her mouth and was about to speak again.
Qing Chuanchang quickly interrupted him. His dignity was already being rubbed on the ground. If he allowed the other party to continue speaking, what would he do?
"No, no, no! Princess Yongle is a great talent!"
"This... is simply God's right, God's right! I'm convinced!"
Looking at Dui Chuanchang like this, Liu Qingxue and the others breathed a heavy sigh of relief. When they looked at the little girl Chu Ling'er, they all became awe-inspiring.
Unexpectedly, an eight-year-old child not only has extremely high talents in swordsmanship, calligraphy, art of war, and cultivation.
Nowadays, poems and couplets are so transcendent and refined!
How could there be such an amazing and talented person in the world? He is proficient in everything!
Could it be...born to know all truths? Po Meng forgot to feed her Po Meng soup?
Or maybe... it was because her father fed her shit and piss that she became so awesome?
Then how high should the strength and knowledge of King Shura, who trained her into such a peerless talent, be?
Wait... King Shura is so awesome... he can't just feed him shit and pee, right?
Hiss... Could it be that feces and urine can also enhance qualifications?
"Hehe! Since Fat Uncle thinks it's okay, then...should these two cheeky princesses fulfill their promise to become nuns?"
Chu Ling'er laughed thickly.
She doesn't have a good impression of Jin and Feng in her heart. In her father's words, they are such beautiful but mean-spirited women.
There is nothing you can do except what you can do!
Chu Ling'er doesn't understand what this means. She can do it but can't do it. Isn't this a contradiction?
Jin Feng and Huo Yunxi looked gloomy and frightening, but they hesitated but did not shave their heads.
Seeing that the two were planning to cheat, the outspoken Zhu Jun suddenly snorted coldly.
"What? Waiting for us to help? You know... you come out to represent the identities of the two countries!"
"If you don't do what you say, it will be difficult for people to convince you two in the future!"
The two girls are disdainful. I didn't make a contract saying that I have to shave my head. What can you do if I rely on you?
Even if you tell me, who will believe that we made such a bet?
However, Zhu Jun was already prepared for this.
Zhu Jun smiled sadly, took out a transparent crystal from his arms, walked slowly forward, raised his eyebrows at the two women, and said softly.
"Hehehe... When the two princesses had a bet just now, I used a photo stone to record the entire process."
"The two princesses don't want everyone to know about what happened today, right?"
The smile on Zhu Jun’s mouth gradually became abnormal!
Are you playing shameless with him? A military man like him has long been shameless. What dirty tricks have he never done?
The faces of the two Jinfeng girls were dark...
"What do you want?"
"What do I want, the two princesses don't know yet?"
Looking at Zhu Jun with a perverted smile, the two women shuddered.
They don't want to shave their heads, but they know that as long as they cheat, Zhu Jun will definitely cast his image all over the mainland.
By then... they will be really popular... the two countries of gold and fire will also be despised by the world.
"You...you are cruel!"
The two women had sinister eyes, wishing to torture and kill Zhu Jun.
Under the threat of the other party, the two women had no choice but to take out their long swords and shave each other's heads. Looking at the black hair, their hearts were bleeding.
"It turns out...this is the nun...it's really ugly. Women with hair are better looking."
Chu Ling'er curled her lips in disgust.
These words were like a sharp sword, thrust into the hearts of the two girls, making them both uncomfortable.
Chu Ling'er didn't care what they thought, she turned her head and looked directly at the opposite intestine.
"Is it my turn to publish the first couplet next? Listen carefully, this time I will publish one definitely written by my father, Li Taibai!"
"At Qinglinkou, the blacksmith makes a red furnace and burns black charcoal. He sits in the south and faces the north to make things!"
Hearing this, he trembled all over and suffered a heavy blow in his heart.
This couplet... is wonderful!
In the first couplet, all the characters, locations, occupations and products are written out. At the same time, the four colors of green, white, red and black and the four directions of southeast, northwest and northwest are integrated into the couplet.
The difficulty is still higher than that of Yansuo Pondliu!
How to get this right?
He felt that he might have to live in Chu Ling'er's shadow for the rest of his life.
Before Chuanchang could think about it, Huo Yunxi on the side looked vicious and screamed.
"Quick! Fight her to death! Come out and fight her to death! If you can't even deal with an eight-year-old girl, then don't go back to the Fire Spirit Kingdom!"
Without looking back, he beat the folding fan and walked confidently towards the dragon chair with a smile on his face.
Seeing this scene, everyone was shocked. Could it be...that they could answer the question of intestinal piercing?
Even Liu Qingxue frowned slightly and looked at the opponent with fear.
As for the two Jin Feng girls, a proud and arrogant smile appeared on their lips.
What they like to see most is how confident and calm they are about intestinal piercing!
But the next second, the smiles on their faces froze.
Plop!
"Your Majesty! Do you think... the standard for ordinary people to kneel?"
He had no literary baggage about Chuanchang, so he knelt down in the hall with a flattering look on his face and bowed to Liu Qingxue.
Liu Qingxue was stunned, and Gu Yanwu and others were all stunned.
“Quite neat!”
He quickly bowed his hands to Chuanchang.
"Your Majesty! Give me a chance!"
"How can I give you a chance?" Liu Qingxue asked.
Xiang Chuanchang gave a wry smile, with helplessness written all over his face.
"I didn't have a choice before, but now... I want to be a good person!"
"To be honest, your majesty is truly a talented person who governs the country as a woman! I have always admired your majesty, and my heart is filled with gold and fire."
"I have wanted to abandon the dark side and join the bright side for His Majesty several times, but I have struggled with the lack of methods. Fortunately, this time... the common people used the trust of these two witches to successfully meet Your Majesty! I hope Your Majesty will do it!"
He bowed heavily to Chuangchang, his fat face was filled with awe, and he looked as serious as possible.
He knew that as long as Liu Qingxue accepted him, he wouldn't have to kill himself to apologize.
There is no need to worry about being treated as an outcast by the two countries of gold and fire.
As for the couplet with Chu Ling'er... he also wanted to, but his strength didn't allow it.
"What are you doing to Chuanchang, you fat pig? Get up, princess, or you will be sentenced to death!"
Huo Yunxi and her daughter looked at each other's actions and couldn't help but screamed, completely losing their princess demeanor.
The two women had a very bad feeling in their hearts.
Facing the two men's questions, he said nothing about Chuanchang. He just put his head on the ground and kept kowtow.
Liu Qingxue frowned and looked at Prime Minister Guan Zhong.
Guan Zhong understood, nodded after thinking for a few seconds, shook his head and sighed.
"The road is getting wider!"
"Your Majesty! This guy can take in some handymen, and the other party's attitude is quite good."
"Secondly... the other party is the enemy's top scholar in Chinese literature. If Your Majesty accepts him on this occasion, let's do a little more manipulation and exaggeration. Do you think... this prestige will come?"
"I have already thought of the title, "Shocked! The enemy's number one scholar traveled thousands of miles and offered the land of eight states in anger!"
"Although his talent and learning are not as good as Princess Yongle, he is still good as a college teacher, and he can also set off His Majesty's kindness and generosity. What do you think?"
The empress nodded. It didn't matter whether he died or lived, but using his identity could create momentum.
It can greatly strengthen her throne, and it can also give a major blow to the two countries of gold and fire.
"Okay! Since you are of the same mind, I will give you a chance! Gu Shangshu, he will leave it to you to arrange it!"
"Yes! Your Majesty!"
Gu Yanwu bowed his hands and accepted the order, while his face was ecstatic about Chuanchang.
After solving the problem of intestinal piercing, the empress hugged Chu Ling'er who jumped to her side and let her sit on her round thighs.
"Ling'er, thank you for your hard work!"
"Hey! It's not a big deal, why don't you just compose poems and couplets? It's as easy as killing two little lambs."
Chu Ling'er smiled obediently.
Liu Qingxue scraped the other person's nose affectionately, feeling extremely excited in her heart.
The larger your territory and the grander your empire, the soft rice your husband will eat in the future will also be softer and more fragrant!
Even if my husband is an ordinary person, as long as I, Liu Qingxue, am here, I will make him an emperor forever! I will chop down anyone who dares to stab him!
I, Liu Qingxue’s man, may not need this throne, but I cannot live without it!
I... am his biggest background!
Thinking of that ordinary man, Liu Qingxue had a warm expression on her face and her eyes were full of longing.
Half a minute later, when she raised her head again, the smile on her face instantly turned into ice, and she looked coldly at the envoys from the two countries.
It's rare to see someone change his face so quickly.
"The two princesses and the imperial master are willing to admit defeat. The land of the eight states of the two countries combined should be handed over to us, right?"
Hearing this, Jin Shang and the others looked as if they had eaten maggots, their faces extremely ugly.
They no longer know how to go back and meet the people of the empire.
"Hmph! The contract is given to you, and we can't afford to lose if we dare to bet! It's just that...even though the territory is huge, the empress must have the strength to take it!"
"Don't lose them all within a few days of getting them. That would be more of a loss than a gain!"
Huo Yuan threatened meaningfully.
Not to be outdone, Li Chunfeng stood up and grabbed the Tiandao Contract: "It's none of your business! Bring it to you!"
"Fuck you! Let's go! This matter is not over yet, we will definitely come back!"
Huo Yuan was furious and took the two nuns, princesses, and a group of people to Honglu Temple with a look of unwillingness.
King Zhenbei in the corner gave Liu Qingxue a sinister look and quietly retreated.
He knew...this group of people still had a trump card that they had not yet used.
That was a big move that could shake the foundation of Ice Spirit Kingdom and even kill Li Chunfeng and Liu Qingxue. It would not be used unless absolutely necessary.
But right now, it’s no longer necessary.
As long as it works, Liu Zhi can become the oriole behind the mantis and enjoy the success!
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