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It was almost half past eleven, Lin Mu called Xiaomei and Rhubarb back to the house, the two were also having fun outside, and at this time they could go back to watch Zhao Dashan's show.

As soon as the two sat down, they heard the introduction of the host on the stage, and the next show was a familiar old friend, the sketch king Uncle Zhao and his two partners brought their sketch "Selling Abduction" to everyone.

I saw Zhao Dashan and Gao Hongmin appearing on the stage with a pair of crutches.

Zhao Dashan was dressed as an old blue worker, and wore a crumpled blue short-tongued worker's hat crookedly on his head.

He wore a worn-out green satchel for the service of the people around his neck, a pair of yellow liberation shoes on his face, a pair of green trousers, one trouser leg half-rolled, and the makeup on his face made him look like a cropper in his thirties and forties.

Dressed in the seventies and eighties, wearing a blue broken hat, a blue four-pocket trunk uniform, a pair of green military trousers, and a trouser half-rolled up.

Gao Hongmin's dress is similar, a pair of wide blue cloth pants, a shabby plaid cotton jacket, a red turban on her head, and a pair of cloth shoes on her feet.

As soon as the two appeared on stage, the audience at the scene and in front of the TV was amused by their outfits.

The two were talking as they walked, and at this time, Gao Hongmin pulled Zhao Dashan's sleeve with his hand and said

Hey—big flicker! big flicker!

Zhao Dashan turned his head and glanced at Gao Hongmin and said: What are you shouting about, come to sell this thing today, be a big face, don't call me by my stage name, okay?

When the audience heard this, they all laughed, Da Yu is his stage name, this is too talented, the audience thought in their hearts.

Zhao Dashan said, signaled the crutches in his hand to Gao Hongmin, and the female partner nodded and said: "Dad, don't sell this crutch if you want me to say it!

Zhao Dashan asked without raising his head: Because of what?

Gao Hongmin looked around and said: This street is full of good legs and feet, who will buy this thing from you?

Zhao Dashan also looked around, and then said: You are nonsense, don't sell it?

Gao Hongmin said a little worriedly: Oh, this street is full of good legs and feet, can it be sold?

Zhao Dashan said confidently: Don't you still know me? I can slant the positive flicker, I can flicker the bad flicker, and I can flicker the sharp flicker.

It's good to be able to live a good life for the little couple, I fooled him and separated, today I sold crutches, a pair of good legs, I can fool him and be lame.

When

the audience and the audience in front of the TV heard him say this, they burst into laughter, not only thinking in their hearts, "You haven't called your stage name Da You, isn't this just a lie?"

Gao Hongmin said in disbelief: Haha, you can pull it down, I don't believe that other people's good legs can you fool others lame?

Zhao Dashan said: Believe it or not? If you don't believe it, you just wait and see, this is my strength.

At the scene, the audience in the backstage of the program group and in front of the TV didn't stop laughing just now, and when they heard Lin Chen say this, there was another burst of laughter.

Gao Hongmin said shortly: I don't know your strengths? My son and his father are interesting, I heard that people buy horses, so he rushed to sell car covers at other people's places.

I heard that people buy motorcycles and sell hard hats, I hear that people have insomnia and sell sleeping pills, and I hear that people ......

Seeing that Gao Hongmin was going to continue, Zhao Dashan hurriedly interrupted her and said: Don't say it, this is called the market, you have to pay attention to the amount in advance.

Gao Hongmin continued: There are times when you make mistakes in advance.

Zhao Dashan said impatiently: This crutch was mistaken?

Gao Hongmin preemptively said: I heard that the pillar drove a four-wheeled bicycle and smashed his leg, and he got up early to do this crutch, but the person smashed it heavily, and he was directly in a wheelchair after being discharged from the hospital, and the crutches were not sold, hahaha...... Hehehe...... Oops......

The audience was amused, it turns out that you really didn't play well in advance, this time it's really a mistake, hahaha...

Zhao Dashan said: Don't worry, I'll sell this crutch to you today.

Gao Hongmin still said uneasily: Then the streets are full of good legs and feet, who will buy it?

Zhao Dashan said: Daughter-in-law, let's find a good leg to abduct him today, and see my ability to fool him.

Gao Hongmin said: Then aren't you just a liar?

Zhao Dashan said: How can this be called a deception? Ask the wisher to take the bait, understand? Will you shout two sentences for me in a while.

Gao Hongmin hurriedly refused and said: I won't fool, you can do it yourself.

Zhao Dashan said comfortingly: You will look at my eyes and act for a while, okay......? Someone is coming, shouting....

At this time, Fan Dawei came over from the side of the street on a half-new bicycle, Fan Dawei was wearing a jacket, trousers, sneakers, and compared with Zhao Dashan and Gao Hongmin, it was obvious that he was not from the same era.

Gao Hongmin opened his mouth and shouted: Ah... Oh... Crutch... Oh... Crutch... Oh... Crutch... Crutch... Crutch ah......

Fan Dawei really turned towards them on a leisurely bicycle, and at the same time, he said unhappily

I said, what are you commanding, you? You know where I'm going to go, so you let me kidnap you

Zhao Dashan and no one paid attention to Fan Dawei, and he said to Gao Hongmin: Shouting... Sell!

Gao Hongmin immediately changed his words and shouted: Oh, sell!

Zhao Dashan asked: What are you selling?

Gao Hongmin said: Turn!

Zhao Dashan asked Gao Hongmin to shout together: Connect.

Gao Hongmin immediately shouted the two words together: Abducted and sold! Abducted!

At this time, Fan Dawei heard the woman's shout, "Abduction, and hurriedly asked, "Well, what's the matter? Who wants to abduct you?"

Gao Hongmin pointed at Zhao Dashan with his finger and said: He was abducted.

Fan Dawei looked at Zhao Dashan and asked, "Are you going to be trafficked?"

Zhao Dashan hurriedly said unceremoniously: What kind of eyes do you have? Abduction, I can abduct and sell like this, can you buy it?

Fan Dawei looked at Gao Hongmin twice, and said disgustedly: Don't, you look too stumbling, I'm a little sorry for the audience, the disgusted words and small eyes made the audience laugh.

However, he was confused and asked, "What the hell is going on with you?"

Zhao Dashan continued to say unceremoniously: What's the matter?

Gao Hongmin continued: We are two people, playing here!

Zhao Dashan also said: Hehehe, it's okay to play!

Fan Dawei was even more confused, he couldn't figure it out, and said to himself: These two people, in the New Year's Day, sell their daughter-in-law here to play...... There's a lot of leisure!

Gao Hongmin asked Zhao Dashan: Not for sale?

Zhao Dashan said to the horse's mouth: Stand down...... Very serious?

Gao Hongmin was also a little confused by Lin Chen and asked: What?

......

The next three people's performances made the audience at the scene and in front of the TV burst into laughter, and many people burst into tears. There were also people who laughed so much that their stomachs hurt, and they couldn't get up from sitting on the sofa with laughter, and the cheerful laughter came from thousands of households, and Fan Dawei was also fooled by Lin Chen.

In the end, Zhao Dashan's abduction was not only sold to Fan Dawei, but also Fan Dawei's bicycle was also fooled, and Fan Dawei was very grateful to him.

Almost all the viewers who saw this sketch felt that the sketch still had to look at Zhao Dashan and them, and their sketch this year was really going to be a god.

The grandparents, parents and little sister of Lin Mu's family are the same. The grandparents and parents laughed and burst into tears, and the little sister laughed and rolled directly on the sofa, and the family was happy, and the laughter came from far and wide in the house.

Lin Mu waited for everyone to laugh before saying: "I also wrote this sketch, and I sent it to them the next day after I went home, but I didn't expect them to rehearse so well in just a few days."

The family was shocked when they heard it, and the grandparents thought they had heard it wrong, so they asked uncertainly: "The sketch of the eldest grandson was also written by you"?

Lin Mu nodded and said: "Yes, I wrote it the day after I went home, they bought this sketch for three million, and I can get more than two million after deducting taxes."

The grandparents have no specific concept of how much money they have, but their parents were surprised, and a sketch sold for three million, and their son is really good at making money.

After the grandparents were sure that this sketch was written by their eldest grandson, they praised Lin Mu to the sky, saying that the eldest grandson was really ......

Zhao Dashan's show is the finale of this party after the show, but under the influence of Zhao Dashan's "Selling Abduction", there are not many audiences who are still watching the show being performed.

The finale program arranged by the director team of the Spring Festival Gala has become a big joke, and at the same time, many viewers are discussing the program of this Spring Festival Gala on the Internet.

In the minds of the audience, Zhao Dashan and their "Selling Abduction" undoubtedly ranked first, and Li Xuejun, who only came back last month, sang "Woman Flower" ranked second.

Because in the hearts of the mothers and wives at home, this song is their true manifestation and heart, and Li Xuejun will be the spokesperson for their majority of women in the future, not one, but the only one.

The song "Loyal to the Country" sung by Liu Xuehai is also not bad in the ranking of the Spring Festival Gala program, because this song is tailor-made for the national hero in everyone's mind, General Yue Feiyue.

At the same time, this song is liked by many elderly people, cadres, military personnel and government departments, and the third place is also because "Selling Abduction" and "Woman Flower" are too classic.

And Zhang Wenbo's "Life with You" is also ranked in the top ten of all programs, because this song is too popular.

In addition to these programs, other programs did not receive high praise in this Spring Festival Gala, and some netizens even compared the two songs "The Brightest Star in the Night Sky" sung by Zhang Wenjie on Beijing Satellite TV, as well as "As Wished" sung by him and Wang Yihan, with the songs of the Spring Festival Gala.

Everyone found that these two songs are a big part of the songs of the Spring Festival Gala, and under the deliberate rhythm of the water army bought by Xingyue Entertainment Company, the director team of the Spring Festival Gala and the program team rejected "The Brightest Star in the Night Sky" and "As Wished" on the Spring Festival Gala for some unsightly reasons.

In this way, the Spring Festival Gala has not yet ended, and the director team and program team of the Spring Festival Gala have been scolded by the majority of netizens for being a real-time hot stick.

At this time, another piece of unfavorable news for the director group of the Spring Festival Gala came out again, and a staff member of the program group of this Spring Festival Gala who did not want to be named broke the news:

Zhao Dashan and they almost couldn't participate in this Spring Festival Gala, because after the fifth and last rehearsal of the Spring Festival Gala, that is, when the Spring Festival Gala is only coming for a week, and it will start in less than ten days.

Zhao Dashan: The sketch they originally prepared was taken down, saying that their sketch was not conducive to the current festive New Year's atmosphere.

As a last resort, Zhao Dashan and his team spent 3 million to send a request to large and small entertainment companies in China to purchase sketch scripts.

When it was only a week before the start of the Spring Festival Gala, Zhao Dashan and the others got the script of the sketch of "Selling Abduction", and it took them less than a week to rehearse the sketch so well......

After the majority of netizens saw this news, their abuse of the director group of the Spring Festival Gala became even more unscrupulous.

Gradually, there was a big wave on the Internet, hoping that the relevant departments would strictly investigate the director team of this Spring Festival Gala, why so many excellent programs failed to appear on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, but only participated in the Spring Festival Gala of local stations.

The director team of the Spring Festival Gala doesn't know so much unfavorable news on the Internet, they are still secretly happy, this Spring Festival Gala is finally going to end perfectly under their guidance.