Entertainment: Late-Night Old Driver Picked Up Big Honey
Chapter 69 Yan Luo: I Swear On My Chastity (Ask For The First Order, Ask For The Full Order)
Yang Mi's studio immediately started to work.
Because the two artists in the studio came to work.
Yang Mi was going to be a star promoter, and Yan Luo was going to compete.
Even so.
Yang Mi's makeup was much more troublesome than Yan Luo's.
"Boss Yang, goodbye, we'll see you on the stage."
"Don't make trouble, or I'll give you a hard time."
"I'm waiting for the special reward you mentioned. "
Yang Mi's face turned red, and he bit his lip, as if he had made an important decision.
"If you play the game and win the championship, I will give you a reward, otherwise... "
Three weeks have passed since Yan Luo came here.
There are only 7 days left to complete the novice mission.
It is unknown how exciting it will be after becoming a novice.
[Tongzi signed in!]
[Ding, congratulations to the host for signing in and getting the pure music "Love for Life"]
Classic pure music, suitable for improving the status.
Yan Luo also has many musical instrument playing skills.
This song will not be wasted.
In the afternoon, Yan Luo still went to Crab Island for rehearsal, and of course Yang Mi had to go there too.
It's just that the two of them acted separately.
To avoid paparazzi writing nonsense, the two of them need to keep their distance when they are outside.
Before, Yan Luo was Yang Mi's assistant and driver, and it was reasonable to go in and out together.
Now Yan Luo is about to debut in a talent show, and as a popular idol, he can't be an assistant.
Even if he says this to the outside world with the contract, people have to believe it.
Yang Mi will take his assistant Zhao Linglong with him when he goes on the show.
And Yan Luo will take his assistant Lin Laifeng with him when he leaves first.
"Laifeng, what's wrong with you? I haven't seen you for a few days, why are you so haggard?"
Originally, Yan Luo would copy the novel for him to update every day.
Then on the third day, he said that he had to take a leave because of something at home.
567 Yan Luo had no choice but to update the novel for three consecutive days.
Updating the novel seems simple, but it is too annoying.
It's hard to wait for this fat guy to return.
As a result, Lin Laifeng is not right, and seems to be listless.
"Brother Luo, I want to lose weight."
"Oh! What did you say last time! Let me think about it, I remember. ”
Yan Luo imitated the fat man’s voice and said: “Every time I step on the scale, I feel that it is definitely not my problem. It must be that I am worried about the country and the people. I am too worried. I must have 50 kilograms of worries.
“Brother Luo, don’t break up when you are in trouble.”
“Okay, then lose weight.”
“Brother Luo, I need surgery.”
Yan Luo couldn’t help but stop and turn his head to look at him. What’s going on? You suddenly need surgery? Are you seriously ill?”
“No, I can’t say.”
When the fat man spoke, he was embarrassed and painful, not the kind of sad pain.
So Yan Luo also made a joke.
Yan Luo patted his shoulder, “When your life is not going well, don’t panic, look at your wallet and savings, and cry. ”
Lin Laifeng: “…………”
[Host Lao Liu’s behavior is detected, and you get a lucky draw.]
[Ding! Congratulations to the host, you get professional massage skills.]
Good guy.
This skill must be tested with a few female stars.
Otherwise, it would be a pity to keep it in your hands, right?
“Brother Luo, can you be a human being?”
“Then you, tell me.”
“I went back, and my mother arranged a blind date. It’s just that the blind date was not satisfactory, and I was hurt!”
“Oh my god, did you meet a tigress on the blind date? Can’t you beat a woman with your tonnage?”
“No action, but the damage was not great, and the humiliation was very strong.”
“If you say so, then tell me in detail.”
No wonder this fat man used to wear black glasses and had big curly hair.
This time he came back with a big back hair and an executive jacket.
The fat man stomped his feet and gritted his teeth.
“Hey, you will know it sooner or later anyway. But you can’t laugh at me. ”
'"Don't worry, if it's not funny, I won't laugh, just say it."
The fat man said with a droopy face: "People think I'm fat."
"Isn't this normal? You are too fat, you are almost 1.8 meters tall like me, but you weigh 250 pounds. I'm afraid you can't even weigh it yourself. "
"This is not the key point. The key point is that when I was on a blind date, the girls said that fat people are generally shorter, can't reach, not fun, and it affects the lives of men and women. I was petrified. "
"Puchi...Ahahaha!"
This is the feeling, Yan Luo laughed like crazy.
"Brother Luo, don't you know how to laugh?"
"If it's not funny, I won't laugh, then I swear on my moral integrity."
The fat man looked resentful, "Brother Luo, do you still have moral integrity?"
"Really, I am very cultured, then I swear on my chastity."
The fat man nodded and said, "Make sure you have chastity!"
"Don't worry about whether I have it or not, what about the next step? The atmosphere has come to this point, it's not appropriate to have no next step."
"I will go for a physical examination after the blind date. If I want to lose weight, I have to see if I have other diseases."
"Be careful!"
Yan Luo gave a thumbs up. Fatty was really serious about his work.
Most people lose weight by themselves.
Exercise, diet, and medication are not scientific at all.
"I checked it out. Although all the indicators of my body are over the standard, there is no disease. I can lose weight."
The fat man paused here, "However, the doctor suggested that I get a circumcision because it is too long."
"Puchi...Ahahahaha.
Lin Laifeng: "……………………
[Host Lao Liu's behavior is detected, and you will win a lottery. ]
[Ding! Congratulations to the host (aiea) for winning the script "Night Club". ]
Low-cost comedy!!
Very OK, suitable for directing by yourself, just pull Yang Mi and you can start.
Pick a few more people from Mahua, and the filming of this play will be simple.
Kie Island is as lively as ever.
Of course, this was during the recording of Tomorrow's Son.
Now only Yan Luo, Mao Buyi, and Ma Boqian are left in the top three.
So most of the people who came are fans of these three.
Of course, there are also various entertainment reporters, paparazzi, and even some big V anchors.
If it didn't have much news value before, it will be different today.
After all, it is the last episode of Tomorrow's Son.
Tonight will decide who will be the champion.
For any popular talent show, the popularity of the last episode may be back to the sky.
Because they are worried that the first choice will be surrounded, the program team also specially arranged security personnel to pick up and drop off.
The location is from the parking lot to the studio.
But Yan Luo's side doesn't seem to need it.
Lin Laifeng, this guy, originally chubby, wore an executive jacket today.
The key is that he is holding a thermos cup in his hand, which contains Yan Luo's favorite drink, Nixia Heigou.
With this momentum, he must be at the department level or above.
The fat man stood forward, and those entertainment reporters took the initiative to put down their cameras.
The most important thing for an entertainment reporter is to have a keen eye.
Some people can take photos, but some people can't.
After Yan Luo entered, the entertainment reporters started to talk about it.
"What kind of operation is this? Yan Luo came to the competition and brought out his backer?"
"Damn. I wanted to stop Yan Luo and ask him some hot topics.
"Hehe, is it Yan Luo, the old man, who deliberately found someone to pretend to be him?"
"Tsk tsk, it's really possible. Yan Laoliu's ideas have always been different from ordinary people.
"I can't tell, do you dare to bet? His momentum and physique, Feng Ran is a natural."
Bet?
Who dares to bet? What if it's really a leader who was offended by you!
Not only will you lose your job, but maybe your company will be ruined.
[Host Laoliu's behavior is detected, and you will win a lottery. ]
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for winning the script "Crazy Stone". ]
Tongzi 666!
This is a groundbreaking comedy in China in the last time and space.
After all, the previous comedies were all ridiculed by the people in the Beijing circle.
This play uses multiple narrative lines and black humor satire.
It opens up a new pattern of comedy.
Easily reaching the studio, the security guards all looked confused.
The most worried thing is that Yan Luo, the sixth brother, will get into trouble, and the director has given many instructions.
Not arriving first is the most relaxed.
The key is that Fatty was low-key before, and his appearance is very different from now.
People who are not familiar with him, of course, can't recognize him!
"Fatty, you are in the atmosphere this time. I'll ask someone to add chicken legs to your lunch box today."
"Brother Luo, don't tempt me, I said I want to lose weight."
"Hey, losing weight doesn't matter if you eat a meal, you have the strength to lose weight."
"It seems to make sense."
"Ruzi is teachable!"
Yan Luo took Fatty into the backstage lounge of the studio and saw Mao Juxing and Ma Boqian.
"A Mao, Ni Ma!"
Mao Juxing and Ma Boqian's faces twitched.
Are we so close?
And what kind of name is that? We are idols.
"No drinking today."
"No fortune telling today."
"No cupping today."
"No advice today."
"Our purpose is to cherish life and stay away from Yan Laoliu."
Yan Luo:
Damn it, the ancient text says to be feared like a tiger, it can't be about me.
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