Entertainment: Let you perform miserably on stage, but not make you laugh
Chapter 105 It’s definitely not my husband’s problem anyway
Because Chu Yunxuan's side is making the fastest progress, the live broadcast is also from Chu Yunxuan's side.
The uncle held Chu Yunxuan's clothes and said excitedly: "Xuan Shen, my problem is actually quite simple. I have an emotional question to ask you."
Chu Yunxuan stroked his forehead helplessly: "I said you have emotional problems, why do you always ask me? Do you really think I am some powerful emotional master?"
"yes!!"
At the scene, everyone shouted.
Then they laughed together.
Barrage:
"Hahaha! Xuan Shen said that he just wanted to make money and set up a stall to solve other people's emotional problems. Why is it that now, everyone still won't let him go!"
"But there is one thing to say, no matter how powerful Xuan Shen is emotionally, at least from what we have seen, he has indeed helped many people solve their emotional problems. He is indeed very good. Fans come to him specially when they have emotional problems. It’s also normal.”
"Let me look forward to it. For an uncle who looks to be in his thirties, close to forty, can Xuan Shen help solve his emotional problems?"
"I feel that the emotional problems of men in their thirties and forties are not necessarily something that Xuan Shen can solve. After all, Xuan Shen only solves the emotional problems of young people."
"..."
Chu Yunxuan then looked at the uncle in front of him and asked: "Brother, I can't guarantee that I can help you solve the emotional problems at your age. Please talk about your problems first."
The uncle then said: "It's like this. I have been married for ten years, but I still have no children."
Chu Yunxuan stroked his forehead and asked helplessly:
"Brother, isn't it a problem with childbirth? Damn it! How can I help you solve it?"
"Hahaha--"
There was roaring laughter from everyone at the scene.
Then Chu Yunxuan smiled and said: "Just kidding, brother, you go on, I'll listen first."
The uncle continued: "Hey, it's like this. Because I have been married for ten years and have no children, I was really anxious, so I wondered if there was something wrong with me, so I went to the hospital to check it out a few days ago. "
"How was the result? Is there any problem?" Chu Yunxuan asked quickly.
The uncle said: "No problem, I have no physical problems at all. The doctor said my sperm is very active!"
Chu Yunxuan asked: "If that's the case, then it's my sister-in-law's problem?"
The uncle said: "Your sister-in-law has also checked, and his sperm is also very active."
Chu Yunxuan:? ? ?
Everyone:? ? ?
There was silence for two seconds.
"Ha ha ha ha--"
Afterwards, the fans burst into laughter.
Barrage:
"????"
"Pfft-uncle, you are awesome! You are really awesome!"
"Chu Yunxuan's fans are all a bunch of monsters, hahaha! I was laughing so hard!"
"This uncle... poof, I'm laughing so hard! Your sister-in-law's spirit is also very active, hahaha!"
"All the fans of this meow Chu Yunxuan are masters of sex surgery, right? They came here to have sex, right? That's awesome!!"
"..."
The corner of Chu Yunxuan's mouth twitched.
"Brother, are you here to fix your relationship?" Chu Yunxuan asked with a smile.
"No, I'm serious." The uncle looked sincere.
Chu Yunxuan: "..."
The corner of Chu Yunxuan's mouth twitched and he asked tentatively: "Then what do you want me to help you with?"
Uncle: "I just want to ask Xuan Shen something. After all, we do need a child, so what should we do?"
Chu Yunxuan coughed dryly: "Adopt him."
"It's not that we haven't considered this, but you also know that your sister-in-law and I are in special circumstances. In this case, approval is generally not granted."
Chu Yunxuan said: "Brother, this is really beyond the scope of what I can do to help you. In this way, I will post a Weibo about your matter in a while. There will definitely be many professional people in this field on the Internet who will comment below. Brother, please pay attention when the time comes!"
"Thank you so much! Thank you so much! Chu Yunxuan, I love you!" the eldest brother shouted.
"No, no, no! I can't bear your love, clothes, clothes."
Chu Yunxuan said quickly.
Then the eldest brother threw the clothes to Chu Yunxuan.
At this time, a "wailing" came from Yang Mi not far away.
"Ouch, why do you all have emotional problems? I'm not Chu Yunxuan. I can't solve these emotional problems for you."
Xiao Yuyao also smiled and shouted: "My fans here also have some emotional problems."
Huang Sanshi smiled and said: "Me too, I was all led astray by Chu Yunxuan. All the fans who came here are fans who need us to solve their emotional problems. I am not Chu Yunxuan, I am not professional."
Zhao Feng: "Come here and see some fans who need my help in other aspects besides emotions!"
The corner of Chu Yunxuan's mouth twitched.
"Everyone, your emotional problems are at least normal, but my people have made me stupid."
"Ha ha--"
There was laughter from everyone around.
The task of today's program is for idols to help fans solve various problems.
But who knows, every fan has emotional problems.
"Okay, okay, next one, I'll continue."
Afterwards, Chu Yunxuan threw the clothes out again.
"Yeah! I got it!"
A good-looking girl in her mid-twenties ran over happily.
Seeing that it was a girl, Chu Yunxuan breathed a sigh of relief.
It shouldn't be a big problem.
"Miss, what do you need my help with?"
Chu Yunxuan asked with a smile.
Before the young lady spoke, Chu Yunxuan quickly asked, "Wait a minute, isn't this an emotional worry?"
The young lady shook her head: "No."
Chu Yunxuan breathed a long sigh of relief.
"That's good, that's good..."
"It's about having children."
"puff--"
Chu Yunxuan almost spat out blood again.
"Sister, I can't help you with the problem of having a baby. How can I help you?"
"No! You do!"
Chu Yunxuan: "..."
Barrage:
"I'm laughing so hard. Xuan Shen is so funny here. Male fans and female fans are too funny."
"But what the young lady said is fine. Xuan Shen, a man, can help solve the problems of having children. All you need is...hehe."
"Does this young lady want to have an offspring with music genes and want to ask Chu Yunxuan to help sow the seeds? Hahaha!"
"..."
"Tell me, tell me specifically what the situation is." Chu Yunxuan coughed dryly.
"It's like this. I suspect that I am infertile. I have been married to my husband for three years and have not gotten pregnant, so I am very worried."
Chu Yunxuan: "Then you go to the hospital to check. Come to me. How can I help you?"
The young lady said: "I don't dare to go."
Chu Yunxuan said: "Actually, you don't have to worry too much. Maybe it's not your infertility, but your husband's problem? My suggestion is that you go to the hospital with your husband as soon as possible to check and make sure. Whose problem is it, wait! Well, your husband is a man, right?"
Everyone; "..."
"I'm dying of laughter! I'm dying of laughter! The elder brother said that he had been married to his wife for ten years and had no children. It turned out that his wife was a man. Now, this young lady said that she had been married to her husband for three years and had not conceived. The vigilant person asked her if her husband was a boy or a girl, which made her laugh so hard."
"Xuan Shen is so difficult! With such a group of devil fans, it's really difficult! Hahaha."
"..."
The young lady quickly said: "Oh, Xuan Shen, don't worry, my sexual orientation is normal and my husband is a boy!"
Chu Yunxuan breathed a sigh of relief: "That's fine, then follow what I said, you've been married for three years and you haven't gotten pregnant, so you and your husband go to the hospital to find out whose problem it is."
The young lady said: "Anyway, it's definitely not my husband's problem, it must be my problem."
"Why? Haven't you ever gone to the hospital for a checkup?"
"Although I haven't checked, I have secretly tried on several others in the past three years, and I didn't get pregnant, so it must be my problem."
Chu Yunxuan:? ? ?
Everyone:? ? ?
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