Entertainment: Let you perform miserably on stage, but not make you laugh
Chapter 3 Yang Mi couldn’t help laughing
At this moment.
Half of the fast-rolling barrage is the audience's complaints.
The other half is "???" representing the audience's speechlessness.
Some viewers even directly searched on the spot where they could get there from within 40 kilometers.
This search immediately made them laugh.
"Forty kilometers, riding a tricycle, and it's a road in the mountains, how long does it take to ride every day?"
"Hahaha, I did some calculations. Even if riding a bicycle is 20 kilometers per hour, it will take two hours to reach 40 kilometers. A tricycle will be slower, right? And it's still in the mountains. Let's calculate it as three hours, and it will take six hours to go back and forth."
"Pfft, hahaha, it's not just that, I'm eighty years old, and my speed has to be twice as slow. I ride a tricycle back and forth for more than ten hours a day, hahahaha!"
"You succeeded in making me laugh, hahaha!"
"..."
Even the three mentors couldn't help opening their mouths as they sat there.
But Chu Yunxuan didn't know what the barrage was.
He continued to recite the words Wang Lingling gave him.
"After my grandfather passed away, I left Majia Village. The only thing I took with me was this guitar in my hand..."
"Because this is my grandpa's guitar. Grandpa has had a dream since he was a child, and that is music."
"The purpose of my coming to the show is to carry my grandfather's dream all the way and fulfill his dream, stand on the stage and let this guitar shine..."
"..."
After finishing speaking, Chu Yunxuan lowered his head and sniffed vigorously.
He wanted to try to see if he could get the tears out, but... he couldn't.
Barrage:
"Pfft, hahahaha! It means this guitar is older than me, right?"
"Come on, let's take a look. An eighty-year-old man in the mountains earns money by riding a tricycle to scavenge. However, his dream is music, and he also has a guitar. Is this reasonable?"
"No, let's make up a miserable story and make up a slightly more reasonable one, right?"
"I really laughed, elimination, elimination! Don't let him continue, it disgusts me to death."
"..."
And Chu Yunxuan's eyes secretly glanced at the reactions of the three instructors in front of him...
The three instructors sat there with their mouths open and confusion on their faces.
It took a while for them to come back to their senses.
"Ahem——"
Wu Yifan coughed dryly, then looked at Chu Yunxuan and asked:
"Ahem, um... I have a question. You said this guitar belongs to your grandfather?"
Chu Yunxuan nodded: "Yes, Teacher Wu, it was a long time ago."
"Oh... I see there is a line printed on it. Is it the production date of the guitar?" Wu Yifan asked, pointing to the guitar in Chu Yunxuan's hand.
Backstage, Wang Lingling's heart skipped a beat.
"Silly Wu Yifan, you're the only one who talks a lot, right?" Wang Lingling couldn't help but curse.
Wang Lingling really didn't expect that Wu Yifan would ask some detailed questions!
Logically speaking, although everyone knows many things, especially these mentors.
But in order to avoid causing trouble, they all chose to turn a blind eye.
Theoretically, they wouldn't ask any more questions.
But now, why did Wu Yifan deliberately target Chu Yunxuan?
"Could it be that there are too many people who are suffering miserably in front of them, and they really can't bear it anymore, and they want to find someone to scare the monkeys? It's over now."
Wang Lingling's face completely fell.
She really couldn't save this Chu Yunxuan.
What's more, Director Liu is still watching the live broadcast, and he is probably very angry.
…
Hearing Wu Yifan's words, Chu Yunxuan was stunned for a moment.
The production date on the guitar?
"Ah... yes, right? It may be the production date." Chu Yunxuan replied.
"Then read it," Wu Yifan said.
"Uh... birth... production date... 20... April 2019."
Wang Lingling:? ? ?
"You really miss me!"
Her face looked completely desperate.
Barrage:
"Hahahaha, what a fool! You're laughing so hard!"
"2019, hahaha! A guitar made last year."
"Shocked! The guitar that the 80-year-old grandpa has collected all his life was actually produced last year. Is this a disorder of time and space or a distortion of human nature?"
"This buddy can't even sell miserably? Hahaha fuck!"
"..."
For a while, the audience in the live broadcast room even laughed.
This is simply outrageous.
"Forehead--"
Chu Yunxuan stood there awkwardly.
Yang Mi said to Chu Yunxuan:
"Student Chu, can your grandfather ride a tricycle for 40 kilometers or 80 miles at the age of eighty?"
"It's forty miles, not forty kilometers." Chu Yunxuan said seriously.
"You just said forty kilometers." Yang Mi said with a smile while hugging her chest.
Chu Yunxuan: "..."
"Ah? Really?"
Yang Mi continued: "Yes, and your grandfather is eighty years old and makes money by scavenging. For an old man of that era, living like this, are you sure his dream is music?"
Chu Yunxuan: "..."
"Also, the question about the production date of your guitar... um... I don't even know how to smooth things over for you."
After Yang Mi finished speaking, she suppressed a smile and covered her forehead.
Hearing this, Chu Yunxuan froze in place.
Ah this...
Are there so many flaws in what I said?
Forty miles became forty kilometers.
And the production date of this guitar was exposed in person...
Ah this...
The more Chu Yunxuan thought about it, the more outrageous it became...
Isn't this too funny?
How could I say such outrageous things?
Thinking back, Chu Yunxuan felt that the words he said made him unable to hold back...
"Pfft——"
In the next second, Chu Yunxuan couldn't hold back anymore, and laughed out loud in front of countless audiences.
"Hahahahaha." After Chu Yunxuan laughed, he couldn't control it anymore.
Everyone:? ? ?
The entire live broadcast room was full of question marks.
And Chu Yunxuan tried his best to restrain his smile, and explained:
"That... I'm sorry..., I'm really sorry."
Chu Yunxuan's face turned red.
"It's the first time to sell miserably. I really don't have much experience. I'm sorry, I'm sorry...Puff."
Even after saying that, Chu Yunxuan couldn't help but laugh again.
Barrage:
"????"
"???????"
"Hahaha! This guy is here to make fun of you, right?"
"One second I was working hard to do a miserable job, and the next second I was laughing, hahaha, I was laughing so hard!"
"Is this a deliberate attempt by the program team to manipulate the effect of this episode?"
"Hahahaha, I'm so nervous that I can't hold my breath for him in front of the screen!"
"Forty kilometers away, my grandfather's hobby is music. He read out the production date of the guitar on the spot. Each one was more nervous than the other. I laughed so hard."
"This guy is definitely going to be successful if he takes the comedian route."
"..."
For a moment, everyone's attitude towards Chu Yunxuan, which was extremely disgusting, changed instantly.
Because of Chu Yunxuan's laughter, they all couldn't help laughing in front of the screen.
Thinking again about the inconsistent words of this guy who deliberately sold himself out during this process...
And read out the production date of the guitar last year in person...
Everyone is going to die laughing.
This live broadcast effect is like no other.
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