Entertainment: Let you perform miserably on stage, but not make you laugh

For a while...

The entire live broadcast room fell silent.

This uncle's words immediately silenced everyone.

Chu Yunxuan also became quiet.

The corner of his mouth twitched, and there were countless words in his mouth, but he couldn't say them for a while.

Barrage:

"????"

"????"

"????"

"Hahahaha, hahaha, I'm so stupid! I'm so stupid! I'm really stupid!"

"You're paralyzed, you're laughing so hard! No, Xuan Shen, Nite Miao is a genius, right? Hahaha! Can you also experience the effect of this kind of show?"

"It turns out that your uncle will always be your uncle! Hahaha fuck!"

"You're so awesome, uncle! I'm going! I'm getting stronger and stronger, and I even worked as a tour guide some time ago! It's really awesome!"

"The effect of this show...hahaha, no one else! I thought it was because Chu Yunxuan was in a good mood, and he casually greeted and chatted with the uncle at the traffic lights. At first, he didn't find any problems, until the uncle said, "You Are you talking about work? "I was immediately dumbfounded."

"Hahaha, what the uncle said seems to be right. He indeed has rich experience! He has seen countless women! That's awesome!"

"..."

program group.

Director Zhao Huai had just taken a sip of water when the uncle's words, "Are you talking about work just now?" came out.

"Cough, cough, cough, fuck me! Hahaha, fuck!"

Zhao Huai was sitting in the main control room, smiling miserably.

"This Chu Yunxuan, delivering food, riding an electric car, can he do such tricks unintentionally?"

Zhao Huai was stunned.

It was definitely not arranged in advance.

But he can always encounter this kind of thing, and passers-by unintentionally cooperate with him to carry out an exaggerated show effect!

Isn’t this special meow a gift from God?

Then why can't others meet it?

…

"Ahem——"

Chu Yunxuan coughed.

This uncle...

Beep!

At this time, the green light is on.

"Uncle, I won't tell you anymore, I have to go get the food."

"Okay, young man, walk slowly." The uncle waved his hand.

Chu Yunxuan was about to leave, but suddenly thought of something.

"Well, sir, it's just... I have to remind you, recently... try not to let the aunt watch TV, don't watch the phone, really, it's very important, bye uncle!"

Afterwards, Chu Yunxuan left on an electric donkey.

Barrage:

"Pfft-hahaha, Xuan Shen, you are still kind."

"Pfft - brothers, you said I won't be beaten when I get home, right?"

"Then we have to see if Auntie likes to watch this kind of romance show. It makes me laugh! Xuan Shen, yyds!"

"..."

Chu Yunxuan got three meals.

One is braised chicken, for one person.

One is a soy milk bun, also for one person.

The other one is spicy hotpot, which costs more than 100 yuan and can be eaten by four or five people.

He was the first to take the order for the spicy hot pot, and the destination was an apartment building three kilometers away.

"Delivery."

Afterwards, Chu Yunxuan rode a small electric donkey and sped away according to the takeout navigation.

"Nineteenth floor, 1903."

Chu Yunxuan walked into the elevator.

Soon, he arrived at the nineteenth floor.

Dong dong dong——

Chu Yunxuan knocked on 1903's door.

Soon, the door was opened.

She is a woman of about thirty years old.

Wearing a nightgown, hair disheveled.

"Hello, is this Ms. Wu? Your takeaway."

Chu Yunxuan handed over a large box of spicy hotpot.

Although Chu Yunxuan was wearing full clothes and a full helmet!

but……

Ms. Wu seemed to recognize Chu Yunxuan at a glance!

mainly……

There was a cameraman behind Chu Yunxuan holding a camera to take pictures.

"Wow!! You are Chu Yunxuan!"

Ms. Wu suddenly exclaimed excitedly.

Chu Yunxuan smiled and said: "I'm working on the show, your takeaway."

She took it excitedly.

"Wow wow wow!! I actually saw a real person! Chu Yunxuan delivered takeout to me!"

Then, she excitedly waved to the room and shouted: "Husband, husband, come out quickly, Chu Yunxuan, it's Chu Yunxuan."

Chu Yunxuan: "..."

Barrage:

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.So envious! Chu Yunxuan personally delivers the takeout, oooooo..."

"Brothers, let me tell you some good news. After I just watched the show, I quickly ordered a small steamed bun. It happened to be the restaurant where Xuan Shen got his meal. Maybe what Xuan Shen got was my share!"

"No, no, no, once Xuan Shen finishes these two orders, I'm going to get some takeout!"

"Ahhhh!! Get ready to order takeout!"

"..."

At this time, a shirtless middle-aged man wearing only pants ran out excitedly.

"Holy crap! It's really Chu Yunxuan! Chu Yunxuan, I'm your fan!"

Chu Yunxuan smiled and said, "Thank you for your support! I wish you a happy meal."

As soon as he finished speaking, another shirtless middle-aged man came over.

Chu Yunxuan: "..."

Everyone: "..."

"I'll go! It's really Chu Yunxuan! I was just watching the show after finishing my work, and it turned out to be takeout for us!"

After saying that, he quickly shouted inside: "Honey, come out quickly, it's Chu Yunxuan!"

Everyone:? ? ?

Chu Yunxuan:? ? ?

Then, another woman wearing only pajamas ran over!

"Wow wow wow! Chu Yunxuan! I actually met Chu Yunxuan! Can we take a photo with him?"

She shouted excitedly.

Everyone: "..."

Chu Yunxuan: "..."

Barrage:

"????"

"????"

"????"

"Brothers, something is not quite right, what do you think?"

"At first, Ms. Wu was bringing takeout, and she called her husband. I think they were the only couple at home, and then a shirtless man came, and he called his wife again..."

"Two men are shirtless, and two women are wearing pajamas... ah?"

"Something's wrong! Something's really wrong!"

"These two couples are not exchanging ***. Oops, the system automatically turned the word I typed into an asterisk."

"..."

"Uh - I'm in a hurry to deliver the order. Sorry, it's live broadcast, so it's not convenient to take photos. I'm really sorry. I wish you a happy meal."

After saying that, Chu Yunxuan quickly slipped away.

It can only be said that the effect of Chu Yunxuan's program is too explosive.

It made the director team not want to give pictures to others.

Soon, Chu Yunxuan finished delivering three takeaway orders.

"It's time to continue taking orders." Chu Yunxuan murmured.

Barrage:

"Xuan Shen is going to take the order! I'm going to place the order!"

"I've already ordered it, and I'm just waiting to pay!"

"Take my order, please Xuanshen, take my order."

"Nah!? Why can't I place an order?"

"Me too, I'm stupid! What's going on?"

"..."

…

the other side.

A branch in Tianning District, Binhai City.

"What's going on? Why did the system crash?"

A middle-aged man who looked like the person in charge hurried to the technical department.

They are responsible for the server of this software in Binhai City.

It has nothing to do with other cities.

Normally nothing will happen to the platform.

Even if something goes wrong, it means that there is a problem with the entire platform, and users across the country cannot use it.

There has never been a situation where users in a certain city cannot use it. It can only mean that there is a problem with the server in Binhai City.

"Mr. Wang, suddenly, a large number of people placed orders at the same time, and the system crashed." A technician said bitterly.

President Wang: "..."

"What's going on?"

"It should be...Chu Yunxuan's reason. He was delivering takeout. A large number of people all ordered takeout and paid at the same time, trying to get Chu Yunxuan to receive their orders. Our server couldn't withstand it for a while. .”

Mr. Wang: "Is this Chu Yunxuan so exaggerated? Fix it quickly! Three minutes!"

"yes!"

"Xiao Wu, five hundred will be deducted from your salary this month."

Mr. Wang looked at the technician who reported the problem to him.

"Ah? Mr. Wang, why?"

"You don't work when you go to work, you just fish and watch the show, right?"

Xiao Wu lowered his head.

Mr. Wang then walked away, then picked up his phone and took a look.

The mobile page is exactly the payment crash page of Ele.me.

(Set the update time. It will be updated twice a day, one at 12 o'clock in the morning and the other at 6 o'clock in the afternoon~~mua~)