Entertainment: Live broadcast of Chinese New Year, you made Yang Mi go crazy

“Ouch, my mother-in-law! Oh my dear mother! Will you spare me? Will it work?”

“Stop giving me this bullshit!”

“I am ignorant! I’m only 25 years old, what are you so worried about?”

“Damn boy, don’t make any noise with me! 25? I have you for 25 years! If you don’t bring a wife back this year, then don’t go home! Your dad and I went to Sanya to spend the winter!”

On the street, Lu Yun tightened his suit, took away his mobile phone with a sad face, stretched his neck and took a puff of cigarette.

His little gesture immediately touched the old mother’s nerves, and she scolded her all over.

“Damn it, are you smoking again? What’s there to smoke in that crap? Be as virtuous as your father!”

“I’m so good at this, but you’re the one who didn’t learn from your father’s bad habits!”

“Either smoke or drink. I smoke and drink every day. Is there anything to drink from the horse urine?……”

Listening to the mother on the other side of the video call starting to nag endlessly, Lu Yun looked dumbfounded.

Seeing the people shopping around him glance over from time to time, Lu Yun couldn’t help but blush.

To be honest, he didn’t want to make a video call or even a phone call.

After all, every time I want to go home for the New Year, it’s basically the same process.

“Do you have a girlfriend?”

“When will I bring it back to my mother?”

Anyway, as long as you answer that you don’t have a girlfriend, your style will take a turn for the worse.

The cute and admiring”mom” will immediately become”my mother””

“Is the little boy smoking again?”

“Don’t go home without a girlfriend!”

It’s like this every day, every year.

And… he can’t stop calling, and he can’t hang up.

If he dares, they can make a series of life-threatening calls until he dies.

Besides, a mother’s child is like a treasure. Although Lu Yun is sometimes quite resistant, at least he still has his mother scolding him.

In his previous life, this was something he had only dreamed of.

And usually… his mother is not like this either, but she is more obsessed with girlfriends..

Normally… she is quite ladylike.

As for Lu Yun, he is a time traveler, and he is also a transvaginator.

In other words, the moment he was born, he traveled through time.

He also traveled to a… um… rich and powerful person.

In his own words, how big is his family and how much money does it have? He has lived in that family for 18 years and has not figured it out.

When he was over 18, his parents asked him to go out to school and make a living.

Thanks to Due to family factors, I opened a small company with my classmates just after graduation to practice skills.

In the words of my father, as long as he has a little bit of talent, he can make whatever he wants, and he will give it to him after he makes it.

Anyway, experience and experience cannot be exchanged for money.

All in all, he is a real young man, and he can even step into the pitfall of”second-generation entrepreneurship”.

Of course, his life is very comfortable.

But in the final analysis, parents are still the same.

You have to have a family and a living room. You have to face pressure to get married during the New Year.

At least you have to pass on the family lineage to the old Lu family…

Are you from the Dragon Kingdom? It’s all engraved in your genes.

The only thing that makes Lu Yun a little awkward is that he didn’t get the golden finger and cheats when he traveled through time. Something like that.

But it doesn’t matter.

He has everything he wants in his current family.

Of course.

It would be even better if he had a girlfriend.

Exhaling the smoke, Lu Yun cleared his throat, took back the phone and gritted his teeth.

“Mom, when I smoke and drink, it’s all for socializing. Do you understand that it’s socializing?”

“Then doesn’t my dad go out and drink with this and that every day?”

“If he doesn’t smoke or drink, how can he play with others?”

“I watched him ask for it several times… Well… Anyway, he drank a lot that day with Uncle Chen.”

It’s true that he is a biological mother and son. At least he inherited his mother’s smooth talk.

But when he talked about it endlessly, the secret was revealed.

When the mother opposite heard this, she immediately exploded.

“This old bastard! You two are screwed! Going to Sohatu again, right?”

“Is that a good place? ah? Dress up every day, open your mouth and shut up, uncle is here to play”

“Those who didn’t know it thought they were being tricked!”

“Your dad has become an old man! Why don’t you ride on a horse and play around, Lu Jianguo!!! You bastard! What are you doing?”

“Go fishing again on horseback, fishing, fishing! I either drink or fish every day……”

Lu Yun twitched the corner of his mouth, put the phone aside, and listened to his mother scolding his father while smoking.

There were more and more people around. Lu Yun was curious, thinking that it was almost the Chinese New Year and there were so many people.

As a result, I heard my mother turn around again on the phone.

“You boy, I must see my daughter-in-law when I come back this year! Otherwise, I’ll give you a discount on my legs!”

Lu Yun’s eyelids were twitching. He looked at more and more people around him, and suddenly felt that his old face was a bit unbearable.

“Mom, are you going through menopause?”

This time, it can be regarded as stabbing Ma Fengfeng.

“menopause? ? ?”

“Your mother, I am a flower! Even more shitty menopause! Stop giving me this bullshit!”

“Find me a daughter-in-law quickly!”

“Otherwise, I will fly over and slap you right now! You bastard!”

“Old, old, angry at me! Xiaoxiao is angry with me! None of them make me worry!”

“Can you be a little tougher? Is it so difficult to find a wife for a young man who is neither short of money nor good looks?”

“Your dad is finished, so are you?”

Lu Yun turned down the volume on his phone with an embarrassed look on his face, but found that more and more young ladies were around him, covering their mouths and snickering while listening to the conversation between him and his mother.

Lu Yun laughed awkwardly twice and quickly took a breath. The smoke was suppressing his shock.

Seeing his mother getting more and more squirting and getting more and more people, Lu Yun was also very timid, he raised his cell phone and said

“mom! Don’t you just want a daughter-in-law?”

After hearing this, my mother was stunned for a moment.

“What? After this, you have a wife?”

“what does it mean? I found your long-lost mother-in-law there and gave birth to you on the spot?”

Hearing this, the young ladies around him couldn’t help laughing.

Lu Yun’s old face was also red to the root of his neck.

“Mom, what are you talking about?”

“Am I talking nonsense? You little bastard, if you want to gain some energy, why should I yell at you every day? If you don’t find it embarrassing, I find it embarrassing too!”

Lu Yun’s cheeks twitched, looking at the funny looks from the young ladies around him, he could only grit his teeth and said

“OK, OK!!!”

Lu Yun shouted, the voice was extremely loud, and the huge noisy square instantly became much quieter.

Many passers-by turned to look at him.

Lu Yun thought to himself that he had already been embarrassed once, and he didn’t care about being embarrassed again.

Besides, if this matter is not solved by my mother, let alone the New Year, he will not rest today. He finally rested, and he must not spend it while being scolded by his mother.

I don’t know, if his trick will work From now on, my mother will stop urging me to find a wife.

Thinking of this, he raised his phone and turned around, letting the mother opposite look at the large group of young ladies behind him and shout loudly

“mom!!!”

“Did you see it? ? ?”

As soon as Lu Yun shouted, everyone turned their heads to look at him.

“This is your daughter-in-law!!!”

“Say hello to your daughters-in-law!!!”

When my mother heard this, she was stunned.

Others at the scene were also deceived.

They didn’t expect that there are such arrogant people in this society?

It’s just a loud noise in public, and they dare to say that this is his wife ?

But… at first glance, this little cow is quite handsome and has a good figure.

Seeing that everyone was quiet, Lu Yun felt a little proud.

This is not his death, but the death of his mother..Can you say that you can… scold yourself less in the future?

Lu Yun raised the corner of his mouth and walked towards the crowd while taking his mobile phone.

“Mom, look at it!”

“These are your daughter-in-law, don’t you like them?”

“Come! Little sister, say hello to mom.”

Most people in the Northeast are very social people. He grew up in that environment, so he is naturally very social.

This also allowed him to gain the favor of many partners when he started the company.

He squeezed in while talking, The young ladies in the crowd also knew he was joking, and they waved to his mother cooperatively.

“Hello mom~”

“Mom is so young~”

Lu Yun said with a big grin.

“Mom, did you see it? Are you satisfied? So many daughters-in-law?”

Everyone covered their mouths and snickered, even forgetting the purpose of coming here.

Lu Yun didn’t know what was going on, so he kept squeezing in because he found that the young lady here had a good figure and was pretty.

But it was so crowded. , suddenly emerged from the crowd.

He was startled, and in the small frame on his phone, he saw four women with excellent figures facing away from him, and opposite them, there was a man carrying a camera standing

“what’s going on? Live broadcast? That’s just right! Let’s die in society today!”

As he said this, he turned his head subconsciously and said

“Mom, look at it! How about these four daughters-in-law?”

“The back view is so beautiful, the front face is definitely more beautiful!”

“How about we take them all home this year?”

As soon as these words came out, you could hear a pin drop on the scene.

All the onlookers turned their heads to look at him.

Among them, they also included the four women with beautiful backs he mentioned.

And seeing those four After seeing the human appearance, Lu Yun was directly blinded in place.