New Year’s Eve!
The most important day for people in the Dragon Kingdom.
This is the most important day to bid farewell to the old and welcome the new.
Early in the morning, there were people in the village in a fight, and the sound of ping -pong ping ping was endless.
If it had been normal, someone would have been standing on the wall and scolding me.
But today, not only will no one scold me, but the elders in the family will also tell me to put more water in.
In addition, children are not allowed to be spanked during the Chinese New Year, so the little ones started to have fun.
The women in the village also got up early and started busy preparing for the reunion dinner at noon and the New Year’s Eve dinner in the evening.
Every family began to decorate with lights and colors to celebrate the New Year, and their faces were filled with happy smiles.
And our Mr. Lu Yun is currently hiding in Yang Mi’s bed reminiscing about his childhood. He really doesn’t hear anything outside the window and only reads books by sages.
Yang Mi was ashamed and angry, but there was nothing she could do.
This little troublemaker would come over in silence most of the night, get into bed and never come out.
She was so troubled that she didn’t sleep much all night and didn’t listen to anything she said.
One moment I want a hug, another moment I want to chew.
It wasn’t enough for him to talk about.
Fortunately, she was also very willing to let him do whatever he wanted.
But now it’s daybreak, and the broadcast will start soon. If you mess around anymore, it will delay things.
It doesn’t matter. The problem is, my parents are here too. If I don’t go out for a long time, they will definitely come looking for me.
“Husband, we have to get up, it’s already seven o’clock”
“”Don’t be in a hurry.”
Lu Yun’s whining voice came muffled from the quilt. Yang Mi bit her lips, and goosebumps appeared in circles.
“Oh my husband~”
Yang Mi shyly scratched his back, and Lu Yun was shocked by the osteoporosis of the delicate little Naoyinsu.
“Get up soon, hurry up, we have a live broadcast today.”
Lu Yun sighed helplessly, got out half of his head and complained plaintively.
“Hiss…cold……”
Saying that, he got back in.
When Yang Mi saw this, she immediately didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. cold?
Are you kidding?
The temperature in this room makes me sweat even in my pajamas, how could it be cold?
He just makes excuses!
Yang Mijiao yelled and subconsciously wanted to pull Lu Yun’s face.
But before I could put my hands under the quilt, there was a knock on the door.
“Honey! Honey!”
When she heard her mother’s voice, Yang Mi’s face changed drastically.
She panicked instantly.
“husband! Husband, husband! It’s my mother! My mother is here!”
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Yang Mi quickly patted the quilt, and Lu Yun obviously heard it.
He got out of the quilt in a panic, and everyone was dumbfounded.
“no? I finally told my mother yesterday and asked her not to keep looking for me.”
“Why is your mother doing this job too?”
Yang Mi blushed with embarrassment, but this situation is not the time to talk about this.
“You, get up quickly! Hide quickly!”
Before Yang Mi finished speaking, the door was pushed open.
When she heard the footsteps, Yang Mi’s face changed drastically.
“broken!”
It’s not that she doesn’t lock the door.
First of all, there are no outsiders in Lu Yun’s house except for a few of them. The Lu family doesn’t have the habit of locking the door. Otherwise, why would my mother be able to lift Lu Yun’s quilt every day?
Secondly, Lu Yun came over secretly yesterday. , I was thinking about hugging my sister to sleep, so how could I think about locking the door?
Isn’t it, the door opened with a gentle push from Mother Yang?
“Honey? What time is it? Why don’t you get up quickly?”
“It’s Chinese New Year today. Your uncles and aunts are all up and working.”
“Our staff are ready and waiting for you.”
Mother Yang said as she walked towards the bedroom. She didn’t know that Lu Yun and Yang Mi were in a panic at this time.
It was said that both their parents agreed to their matter.
In today’s society, it is not possible to live together before marriage. It’s not a shameful thing.
But that’s Yang Mi’s mother.
Being caught by someone’s mother is like catching someone in bed.
Lu Yun was already in pain.
“Sister, how do you fix it? Isn’t there a bed underneath my bed? I’m afraid it’s too late to escape into the cupboard!”
Even Lu Yun, who claims to have seen big scenes, is already confused at this moment.
Not to mention Yang Mi.
Her face is about to bleed, and she hurriedly presses Lu Yun into the cup.
Because she has already seen it. It’s my mother’s shoes!
“Husband, don’t make a sound! do not move!”
Yang Mi quickly turned around, blocked Lu Yun inside, and put the extra pillow into the bed.
Then she quickly recited the actor’s self-cultivation in her mind one hundred and eighty times, and pinched herself hard A flick of the thigh.
In the blink of an eye, the redness on her body faded away
“mom……”
She turned her head, with a confused look on her face. The sleepy eyes and the blindness of just opening her eyes were invincible.
After so many years of acting, she had never thought that her acting skills would be so good one day.
If this were done during filming, who would dare to say that she has no acting skills?
At this moment, the knowledge taught by the teacher was transformed into an electric fan in my mind.
Acting Kukulaman.
Mother Yang couldn’t laugh or cry when she saw Yang Mi like this.
“Oh, baby girl, wake up quickly. Get up quickly.”
She said as she walked towards the bed, Yang Mi broke into a cold sweat.
“How can you stay in bed when you come to someone’s house as a guest?”
“You have to leave a good impression on your future mother-in-law.”
“mom!!!”
Seeing that Mother Yang was about to come forward, Yang Mi immediately shouted to stop Mother Yang.
Mother Yang was startled and very suspicious.
“what happened? Why is it so loud all of a sudden?”
When Yang Mi heard this, panic flashed across her eyes.
“No, it’s okay……”
Yang Mi smiled awkwardly, and her face couldn’t help but turn red again.
“Mom, I, I’ll get up right now, you go help aunt first.”
Mother Yang muttered blankly. Even though she was not in front of the bed, she could still see that the height of Yang Mi’s quilt was not right.
Yang Mi was her daughter, and she knew her daughter’s figure very well.
But this height… was obvious Something’s wrong?
Seeing her mother’s eyes getting weirder and weirder, Yang Mi froze in panic.
It’s broken! The secret is going to be revealed!
Thinking of this, she quickly pretended to be casual and took out the pillow from the quilt.
Because She has the habit of sleeping with a pillow or cup in her arms.
Mother Yang knew this.
So she predicted this in advance. Under the threat of death, human IQ can really break through the limit.
Sure enough.
Mother Yang After seeing the small half pillow, she looked stunned.
Then she took a few steps forward with a wry smile.
“How old are you, your child, who still sleeps with a pillow in his arms? You said you would still hug a pillow like this after you marry Lu Yun. Don’t people laugh at you?”
Yang Mi was very panicked and wanted to reach out to stop her, but Mother Yang was too fast, and she only took a few steps. What made
Yang Mi even more panicked was that Mother Yang’s hand speed was also invincible.
She left When he came to the front, he spoke without thinking and took out the pillow from the quilt of Yang Mi, who looked astonished.
“It’s time for Lu Yun to say it later. You, my sister, are still a child at heart.……”
After all, the pillow was not salted fish. Mother Yang even lifted the quilt with it.
And when he saw Lu Yun curled up and looking at him with innocent and embarrassed eyes.
The smile on Mother Yang’s face suddenly solidified. this moment.
The scene was extremely quiet.
An aura of embarrassment instantly filled the huge bedroom of more than 100 square meters.
Mother Yang held the pillow in her hand, and the smile in her eyes gradually turned into confusion, surprise, and shyness.
This expressionless look in his eyes alone could win him a gold medal.
Yang Mi’s face was dull, her eyes were empty, her face was lifeless, and her whole body was as stiff as iron.
Rao is Lu Yun who has seen big scenes.
At this time, the old face turned red to an apple at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Fortunately, Lu Yun had already prepared Yang Mi’s clothes for her. If he saw this… he thought of this.
Lu Yun blinked his big innocent eyes, raised his throat, and said in the most playful and adorable voice in his life.
“Mom~”
As soon as the voice came out, Mother Yang immediately started to tremble.
The goosebumps were so intense that she could make a pot of pimple soup!
Mother Yang’s expression gradually stiffened, and she covered the cup at the speed of light.
Then her face was filled with dismay. I threw down the pillow in disbelief and opened it again
“Mom~”
Hearing this voice, Mother Yang seemed to have seen a ghost, and covered her head again as if she didn’t believe in evil.
“No, no, no, no…it must be the wrong way I opened it.……”
Mother Yang muttered to herself, the expression on her face gradually becoming crazy.
She opened it again with a crash.
It’s still Lu Yun’s big eyes full of embarrassment
“Mom~”
When Mother Yang heard this, everyone was dumbfounded. She slowly opened her mouth wide, and her dull eyes instantly became extremely empty.
She turned her stiff neck and looked at Yang Mi, who was also lifeless and slumped on the pillow.
“Mimi…Mom, is mom getting old…and her eyes are dim?”
“Mom, why is Mom in your bed?……”
“I saw a Lu Yun……”
Yang Mi didn’t reply because she really had no love left and wanted to die.
Destroy it.
Destroy them all.
It’s best if we all destroy it together.
Let’s make a blue star explode or something, no, let’s make the Milky Way explode.
In this way…
I can still leave some innocence in the world…
Seeing that she didn’t speak, Mother Yang turned her head to look at Lu Yun again.
Suddenly!
Mother Yang trembled violently and her expression changed drastically.
Then the little face turned red from the top of his head to the soles of his feet.
It was embarrassing, the shoe shell that little jiojio buckled directly made a clicking sound.
She slowly opened her mouth wide and made a sharp cracking sound with a look of horror on her face.
“ah!!!!!!”
This voice made Lu Yun’s face change drastically, and he shouted back to Yang Mi in an instant.
The two of them ran up like crazy and tied up Yang Mi.
Lu Yun was responsible for holding his head and covering his mouth..Yang
Mi was responsible for tying up the body.
The two had a clear division of labor and a tacit understanding!
“mom! mom! Don’t shout! Don’t shout!!!”
Lu Yun’s face turned pale with fright. He quickly looked at the door. Although he couldn’t see it, could he hear it?
Fortunately, after waiting for a few seconds, he didn’t hear the footsteps.
He covered the mouth of the frightened Mother Yang. , regardless of the issue of address, he quickly lowered his voice and said
“mom! Don’t shout! Please, don’t shout, call my mother, my legs won’t make it through the New Year this year!”
Mother Yang nodded with fear in her eyes, but fortunately Lu Yun’s words still had an effect.
Lu Yun swallowed and squeezed out a smile with a pale face.
“Mom, let’s agree, I’ll let go and you can hold back your screams, okay?”
Mother Yang nodded repeatedly and felt the heat wave on Lu Yun’s chest. She was dumbfounded.
You said you were going to cover my mouth, but you wouldn’t cover my head in your arms?
Your uncle will see this and he won’t fight you. Is it?
But now is not the time to think about this issue. There are obviously more important things at the moment.
Seeing that she had reacted, Lu Yun carefully loosened the hand covering her mouth.
However, as soon as Lu Yun let go, Seeing that Mother Yang was about to speak, he subconsciously covered her again.
???
There was a question mark on Mother Yang’s head.
No?
Don’t let me shout, I understand?
I can’t even speak like this?
Seeing Mother Yang’s astonishment With a look in his eyes, Lu Yun smiled awkwardly
“Mom, you, you are holding back your screams……”
Mother Yang trembled angrily and nodded quickly.
This time, Lu Yun really let go.
As soon as he left Lu Yun’s arms.
Mother Yang quickly covered her chest and started shaking.
The blushing one is redder than an apple.
My heart is beating so fast that it’s about to burst out.
“You, both of you, both of you……”
Although this was already the case, Mother Yang still looked in disbelief.
Lu Yun cleared his throat with a look of shame on his face, but Yang Mi didn’t want to mention it.
She has died on her mother’s body.
Lu Yun smiled awkwardly
“Mother~”
“Don’t!!!”
Mother Yang shuddered, and her body was covered with goosebumps one after another.
“Speak to me!”
Lu Yun swallowed his saliva and laughed dryly.
“Mom, don’t get me wrong……”
“I, I want to say…my sister and I have become pure…do you believe it?”
Mother Yang covered her beating heart and stared shyly.
“Do you think I can believe it?”
Lu Yun glanced at his clothes, and then at Yang Mi who was paralyzed on her body, hopeless. He forced himself to apologize and smiled.
“Yes, yes ha……”
“No, it’s not.”
Lu Yun cleared his throat, feeling a little blocked in his throat.
“So what, mom, me, my sister and I are fine, it’s really nothing, the relationship between men and women is pure”
“Nothing happened to 107?”
Mother Yang was so angry that she laughed.
She pointed to the quilt on Lu Yun’s body and said
“Yes, you two are so pure, you are as pure as sharing a bed, right?”
“Honey, can we talk over our heads?”
Lu Yun’s face froze, and he started to pick his toes out of embarrassment.
But when he thought that this bed cost millions, he felt a little reluctant to step on the horse again.……
“Mom…Mom~”
Seeing that Lu Yun had nothing to say and was about to start acting rogue, Yang’s mother laughed angrily and said
“Stop giving me this useless nonsense! You can’t even call me mom!”
Lu Yun saw this and knew it was effective. He hurriedly hid next to Yang Mi and hugged Yang’s mother and said coquettishly.
“Mom, good mother, we are fine, we are so old and pure.”
This is true.
Nothing happened to them, even though he knew that no one would believe it. When
Mother Yang thought about the two of them getting into bed together, her whole body felt hot with embarrassment.
“You two haven’t received your certificates yet! Not married yet!”
“Oh mom~ mom~”
“Have you forgotten what I told you two the day before yesterday? be safe! Safety!”
“Mom~ I’m sorry, Mom~ I really didn’t lie to you. I was just chatting with my sister for a while, and I really didn’t do anything.”
Mother Yang is also tortured.
She is just a daughter like Yang Mi, and Yang Mi has never been so coquettish.
How can she bear it?
But, she doesn’t know what to say.
The society is open now. Very well, living together before marriage is not a shameful thing.
It’s just that her thinking is still relatively old and it’s hard to accept it for a while.
But the problem is that these two people have already been like this, and they have already decided to get married.
She is the only one. Elders, holding on to this will make the children hate her. It
’s totally unnecessary.
Thinking of this, Mother Yang also had a wry smile on her face
“Son, listen to what you say. Do you believe it? Still chatting? Chatting under the covers?”
Lu Yun laughed twice, but now he has no choice.
This is the only way.
“Mom, don’t think nonsense. No matter what, I will definitely marry my sister. I love her and only her. Today’s matter… I, I have to explain.……”
“It felt a bit like hypocrisy, even though we didn’t really do anything.”
Lu Yun smiled bitterly and continued to explain.
“But I won’t explain it. If you think that’s the case, then that’s how we are. Anyway, my sister is my wife. If not now, she will be in the same bed in the future, right?”
Lu Yun’s voice and expression were very sincere, and there was no problem at all. Mother Yang also felt that what he said was right.
“Mom doesn’t care about you, she doesn’t say she won’t let you… be together”
“You said that when Mom opened the quilt, the good guy took you out, which is the same as opening a blind box.……”
Mother Yang also smiled bitterly, which made Lu Yun laugh.
“You also know how to open blind boxes…it’s really a lot of time in the live broadcast room……”
“Lu Yun!!! Old girl!!! Get up!!!”
Before Lu Yun finished speaking, he heard his mother’s voice coming from the corridor.
In an instant, Yang Mi was summoned back to her soul and looked at Mother Yang with a look of horror.
Lu Yun’s expression changed drastically. Subconsciously, I hugged Mother Yang tightly.
“mom! Mother! Help! Help!!!”.
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