Entertainment: Live broadcast of Chinese New Year, you made Yang Mi go crazy

“Get the pot ready!”

“Uh-huh! Ready!”

Lu Yun saw Yang Mi skillfully grabbing some salt and adding some water into the basin, and nodded with satisfaction.

Don’t say anything.

This big star is not pretentious at all, and is very down-to-earth.

He will eat as he is told. She drank as much as she was asked, and she didn’t hesitate to wear the local clothes in the countryside, and she was very happy.

Now she didn’t mind being dirty when she was helping with the work.

It was much better than what those messy news said.

You know, Lu Yun’s family has Money, but their team training is there, it is impossible to be divorced from reality.

But on the other hand, it has always been like this in the countryside.

It is not as clean and fashionable as in the city.

Especially this pig farm.

Those who have raised pigs I must know that the pig farm is very smelly. No matter how diligently you clean it, you can’t avoid the smell of pig manure.

However, when Yang Mi came here for the first time, she didn’t even frown, she just looked around with curiosity.

To be honest, Compared with adaptability, he felt that Yang Mi was better than him.

Maybe because there were cameras here, she needed to hide herself.

But she couldn’t pretend to hold the basin to catch the pig’s blood, even if she wanted to.

That look on her face She couldn’t fake her happiness!

Even if she had pig blood splashed on her face, she didn’t feel disgusted, and her eyes couldn’t deceive anyone.

Thinking about it this way, Yang Mi is really a good girl, at least better than the Yang Mi in his previous life.

Of course, maybe This is the case for both Yang Mi, just because they are in different periods and are exposed to different things.

The Yang Mi in the previous life was in a relatively late stage, and encountered various capitals and the ups and downs of the world. And the Yang Mi in this world Mi had just become a top player, had just established a studio, and hadn’t even established Jiaxing yet.

It was the purest time for a girl.

Thinking of this, Lu Yun blinked with a rather strange look in his eyes. glanced at Yang Mi

“Be careful not to splash blood”

“Uh-huh, okay, okay.”

Lu Yun smiled, and followed the same pattern, spraying wine on the butcher’s knife, and then quickly stabbed the knife into the pig’s neck.

The pig still didn’t make much sound. It straightened up and blood flowed down the handle of the knife. It flowed down.

When Yang Mi saw this, her eyes lit up and she excitedly held the basin and enjoyed it.

“A lot of pig blood, a lot of pig blood~hehe.”

Lu Yun pulled out the knife and said with a smile.

“Sister Mi, aren’t you scared? Is this blood?”

“afraid of what?”

Yang Mi raised her head suspiciously and said

“Didn’t you say that this pig’s blood is delicious?”

This time it was Lu Yun’s turn to be deceived.

“Ah…yes, it’s delicious……”

This…how to say it?

Lu Yun twitched the corner of his mouth, feeling more and more that Yang Mi, a big star, was quite interesting.

Killing pigs is a laborious job, and Lu Yun only managed to kill eight pigs after almost an hour of work.

Just like that, the fourth uncle said that he was flying fast.

He only killed five or six heads in an hour, so he needed help from many people.

Lu Yun is like a pig-killing machine. He enters the pen, pulls the pig, ties the pig, kills the pig, and then the next one.

Repeatedly.

When it’s after five o’clock.

Lu Yun looked at the more than fifty pigs left in the pen and couldn’t help but sigh.

“I really haven’t spent this year in vain.”

“puff!”

Yang Mi chuckled, patted Lu Yun’s shoulder and said

“Gee, how fun is this? If you put it in other people’s homes, how can you have this program?”

“Well! That’s true.”

Lu Yun didn’t refute this.

He didn’t know about other people’s homes. In the hometowns of Reba, Li Yitong, and Bai Lu, they probably wouldn’t do this work.

Even if they went home with the actors, they would definitely not be allowed to interact with each other.

It’s not like him to let Yang Mi take pig’s blood.

Seeing Yang Mi’s face flushed and stained with pig’s blood, Lu Yun opened his mouth and said

“tired? How about a break?”

Yang Mi shook her head and rubbed her hands excitedly.

“This is an interesting job, have fun doing it!”

“Didn’t you say that after killing the pig, you can still eat the vegetables from the pig?”

“I haven’t eaten pig meat yet! Especially the pigs you kill!”

Lu Yun couldn’t laugh or cry.

“I remember you are not a foodie, either?”

“What? Come home, and light up your foodie talent tree?”

Yang Mi chuckled and subconsciously hit Lu Yun on the shoulder. He looked like a young couple playing around.

“You are talking nonsense! I’m not a foodie! The foodie is Reba!”

“I don’t think there’s much difference between you two. That hair is squeaking.”

“You still said that!”

Yang Mi blushed and hit her again quickly.

Lu Yun laughed and said

“Okay, okay, let’s not talk about the snacks. Let’s kill them quickly. After we kill them, we’ll make some pork dishes.”

“You’re so naughty!”

Yang Mi chuckled and poked Lu Yun shyly.

However, just when Lu Yun was about to get into the pig pen again, her mother suddenly came

“Old girl!”

My mother came over laughing, making Yang Mi even happier.

“Aunt!”

When my mother came up, she was still laughing, but when she saw Yang Mi’s face was covered with pig blood, her expression suddenly changed.

“Little brat! What’s the matter with you?”

“Look at what I did to my old girl’s face!”

“Didn’t I tell you not to let her work? Why are you still tormenting others?”

While scolding Lu Yun, my mother took out her handkerchief and wiped Yang Mi’s face distressedly, without giving Lu Yun a chance to explain.

“No, mom, I……”

“Damn it! Is this a job my old daughter can do? ah?”

My mother glared and said angrily.

“What if the pig hurts her? Your dad has no brains, and you have no brains either?”

Lu Yun had a sad look on his face and simply stopped talking.

He could tell that once Yang Mi came, his family status was not as good as the rhubarb at the door.

And Yang Mi enjoyed her mother’s care and felt warm in her heart.

“Auntie, don’t talk about Lu Yun, I did it myself.”

“And I didn’t do anything. I just helped catch some pig blood.”

“Ouch, look at my old daughter!”

My mother glared at Lu Yun and said

“Look, look, look! My old daughter knows how to work when she first came here, isn’t she better than you?”

“Look at you again! What did I ask you to do to deceive your ancestors for eight generations?”

Lu Yun’s sorrow deepened.

“No, I killed all these pigs, why didn’t I do anything?”

“Mom, are you being too double-standard?”

“Did you kill him?”

My mother was startled and subconsciously glanced to the side.

There was indeed a freshly killed pig lying on the case not far away.

“Do you still kill pigs?”

“Why not?”

Lu Yun twitched the corner of his mouth, looking speechless.

“If you don’t believe me, ask your old daughter!”

Yang Mi chuckled and couldn’t help it.

“Auntie, it was really Lu Yun who killed the pig, he was so awesome.”

When my mother heard this, her face was full of disbelief.

“he? Will you kill pigs? Not as strong as a pig.”

Lu Yun was not happy when he heard this.

“How strong is that pig? My dad can’t compare, right? Mom, please don’t step on me. Is it impossible to achieve anything?”

“I am your biological son!”

“You can pull it down quickly!”

My mother looked disdainful.

“Take a look at which object you are looking for for comparison.”

“Your dad? What a complete thing!”

“puff!”

“puff!!!”

【puff!!! Hahahahaha!】

【Sure enough! It’s more fun to watch Lu Yun bicker with his mother! Hahaha!】

【This is more interesting than watching a pig being killed! Mom is so funny!】

【That expression, to be honest, is better than that of the actors, hahahaha!】

【Lu Yun acted like a domineering president in front of Da Mimi, but he fell flat in front of his mother! Ha ha ha ha!】

【Popularity value +1+1+1……】

Lu Yun was extremely speechless and did not refute after laughing twice.

No matter how awesome his father is, he is not good enough in his mother’s mouth.

Father and son with the same surname can’t do anything with someone with a foreign surname.

Yang Mi smiled so brightly that she quickly held her mother’s arm and said

“Auntie, poof! Auntie, these pigs were really killed by Lu Yun, they were all poof! He, he killed.”

Lu Yun looked at Yang Mi with resentment in his eyes and said

“You might as well not explain……”

When Yang Mi heard this, she quickly suppressed her lips.

But fortunately she explained, my mother was indeed a little suspicious.

“Did you really kill him?”

“Old girl! These pigs were really killed by Mr. Lu!”

The fourth uncle came to the rescue in time, laughed and wiped his hands.

“I haven’t seen Mr. Lu in this year, but he has improved a lot.”

“ah?”

The fourth uncle has certified that he has definitely not escaped. He will not give perjury to Lu Yun in such a chatty manner.

“Is that true?”

The fourth uncle happily patted Lu Yun on the shoulder and said

“Really, he killed eight pigs in less than an hour, and he was much more agile than me.”

“Yo?”

My mother’s eyes widened and she was very surprised.

Unlike other children, Lu Yun never comes back after going out.

Although he doesn’t come back on weekdays or make phone calls, he will definitely come back during the New Year.

So he She knew what was going on with her son.

She didn’t refute the idea of being smart. Her son was really smart and had very strange ideas.

But one thing was that he was lazy. He was extremely lazy.

Let alone killing pigs. Even if I ask him to water the vegetable field, he won’t go.

How come I haven’t seen him for a year and he can kill pigs better than my fourth brother?

My fourth brother is a well-known pig butcher and has been killing pigs for twenty years. All over

“Your boy? You’re not doing any shady business outside, are you?”

“puff!!!”

Lu Yun spurted out a mouthful of old blood and almost choked to death.

“mom? ? ? Are you my biological mother? ? ?”

“Can you please give me some hope?”

“puff! Hahaha!”

Yang Mi laughed again, and even the audience in the live broadcast room were numb with laughter.

When her mother saw this, she was also amused.

“You kid, don’t talk nonsense! Our family is not short of money. If you want to have fun, you can have fun and make trouble.”

“You can’t do anything illegal.”

Lu Yun had a black line on his face and was trembling with anger.

“Mom, if you do this, we can’t chat anymore!”

“Hahaha.”

When everyone heard this, they burst out laughing.

“Okay, stop being such a mouthful like the two of us, hurry up and kill another one and make some pig meat!”

“The rest will be killed tomorrow.”

My mother put the handkerchief into Yang Mi’s hand and said

“Wipe your face and just stay there.”

“It’s okay, auntie, I can help you catch the pig’s blood. I’m the one who caught the pig’s blood!”

Yang Mi was very proud to claim the credit, which made her mother suddenly smile.

“Oh, my old daughter is so kind.”

Yang Mi smiled, like a shy and coquettish little girl.

Her mother pulled down her sleeves and said

“Hurry up and do it quickly, fourth brother. You can lead them to unload the pig first. After that, have a drink here in the evening.”

“My old daughter is back, I must have a good drink to celebrate”

“Come on!”

The fourth uncle laughed happily. After leaving two people to help, he took the people to clean up the pigs.

Mom didn’t waste any time. She tied the rope behind her waist, ducked into the pig pen and hid in the corner. Pig.

Yang Mi looked at Lu Yundao a little confused.

“Lu Yun, why did Auntie do it on her own? Are you going to help quickly?”

Lu Yun smiled bitterly and shook his head.

“help? Not useful”

“ah?”

Yang Mi was puzzled, but soon she understood what Lu Yun meant.

Her mother quickly took action with no expression on her face, grabbed the pig’s ears and pulled hard.

The more than three hundred kilogram pig suddenly She staggered as she was dragged.

But before Yang Mi’s puzzled expression turned into confusion, her mother had already dragged the pig out.

“squeak!!! squeak!!!”

“Dare you call? Come out you!”

My mother gritted her teeth and pulled the pig out of the pig pen. Then, with lightning speed, she stretched out her legs, hugged the pig’s head and twisted her waist. As if a mountain was crushing her, she gave the pig a hug and a throw!

“Bang!”

“squeak!!! squeak!!!”

The huge fat pig fell to the ground and howled like crazy.

Yang Mi: ???

Camera: ???

Audience: ???

Lu Yun:…