Entertainment: Live broadcast of Chinese New Year, you made Yang Mi go crazy

Chapter 37

“sister! Run!!! Run away!!!”

“ah!!!”

Yang Mi screamed, her face turned pale with fright.

But if you look carefully, you can see that her eyes were full of excitement and excitement.

The two of them pulled each other’s arms and ran towards the parking lot, fearing that The cow dung exploded all over them.

Fortunately, the Onishi Cannon burned for a long time, and the two of them ran to a safe place before exploding.

“Bang!”

The first thing to explode was the dog basin cannon. The dog basin rising into the sky was like a swaying boat, jumping up and down!

Immediately afterwards, the Western cannon in the cow dung pit also exploded.

The reason why Lu Yun’s Western cannon It exploded for two seconds at night, purely because he didn’t have enough running power, so he changed it to a larger one.

Good guy,

I just heard a bigger bang.

Countless dung residues exploded like a goddess scattering flowers. It was really When gathered, it’s like a flying lump, when scattered, it’s full of stars!

Compared to the dog bowl, the flying cow dung is so exciting.

The cow dung perfectly interprets what it means to fly all over the sky, and the sky is falling!

Yang Mi’s family is well off, I grew up in the city, how had I ever seen this scene?

I suddenly screamed with excitement

“ah!!!”

“It’s flying! Hahaha! Lu Yun! Lu Yun, look!”

“It’s flying!!! Hahaha!”

“Flying all over the sky! Fly! There is also a dog food bowl!”

“Bravo! ah!!!”

Seeing Yang Mi so excited, not to mention the sweaty cameraman was deceived.

The live broadcast room was even more explosive.

【Damn it! Damn it!!! Lu Yun really fried cow dung!!!】

【Oh my god!!! Lu Yun took Da Mi Mi to fry cow dung!!!】

【Damimi, you have changed! You are completely screwed! You actually watched fried cow dung!】

【How disgusting! But I like it so much! So exciting!】

【Lu Yun, you are truly a warrior! Damimi, you are a warrior!】

【Awesome! Fried cow dung! If I play like this, my mother will beat me to death/I can’t laugh or cry.】

【666, Amateurs lead big stars to fry cow dung! Oh my god, there’s another hot search! Hahaha】

【Popularity value +1+1+1……】

【Popularity value +2+2+2+2+2……】

Seeing that Yang Mi was so happy, Lu Yun ignored the warning sound of the sudden increase in the library and took out the flue with a smile in his eyes.

“sister? Still going on? What about another time when the goddess scatters flowers and flies all over the sky?”

“Keep going! I want to fry cow dung too! I also want!”

Yang Mi raised her little fist, extremely excited.

Lu Yun laughed, took out a cigarette and lit one for her. Seeing this, Yang Mi threw away the cigarette butt that was about to be finished.

But just as Yang Mi took it When Lu Yun brought the cigarette to his mouth and blew it, a familiar sharp popping sound suddenly sounded.

“ah!!!”

“Lu Yun, you bastard!!!”

Lu Yun was frightened and subconsciously looked at the source of the sound.

He saw his mother holding the broomstick in anger and running over with sparks and lightning.

“You bastard!!! You actually took my old daughter to fry the dog pot!”

“He also took her to fry cow dung!”

When Lu Yun heard this, his expression changed drastically.

The dead memory came to attack him again.

“Damn it!”

Lu Yun couldn’t help but cursed

“sister! The wind is tight! Shit!”

After that, Lu Yun turned around and ran away. Yang Mi looked confused.

Her mother flew past her in a hurry, and chased after her with her broomstick raised.

Yang Mi was dumbfounded.

“mom! mom!!! Listen to my explanation!”

Lu Yun tried to wake up his mother’s maternal love by calling her mother.

But there was no way today. He obviously couldn’t wake her up.

“You bastard!!! How dare you give my old girl a cigarette!”

“I’ll beat you to death, you bastard!!!”

Yang Mi was startled, and subconsciously looked at the cigarette between her fingers.

The movement really seemed like she was about to smoke.

This time, Yang Mi was frightened.

She quickly threw away the cigarette and put her little hands behind her back..

He stood there like a good baby and watched his mother chase Lu Yun all over the parking lot.

He also stepped on the cigarette butts.

“mom! It’s not what you think! I didn’t give my sister a cigarette!!!”

“Poor kid!!! Stop talking nonsense to me!”

Then, can mom listen to his explanation?

When she came, Lu Yun was bringing Yang Mi to fry dog shit in a pot to fry cow dung.

When she saw Yang Mi ordering firecrackers and frying dog shit, did you know that this scene was very disturbing to Mom? How big of a shock was it?

Especially, Lu Yun took out a cigarette and lit it very naturally and handed it to Yang Mi.

Good guy.

Mom was also blown away.

She finally found such a simple and clean girl.

Who knew that she My son is such a disaster

“That’s a pretty good dog food bowl! It will be a disaster if you come back! It’s not enough to harm rhubarb, you also want to harm cow dung..！”

“mom! no! I don’t! I just want to play with my sister!”

“Don’t bother me!!! You gave your sister a cigarette! I saw it with my own eyes!!!”

“You bastard!!!”

“How dare you harm your sister! I beat you to death!!!”

The more my mother thought about it, the angrier she became, and her speed suddenly increased. Even with Lu Yun’s strengthened body, he still couldn’t outrun his mother.

Lu Yun looked back and saw that his mother was right behind him, and he was so frightened that he even lost his soul.

“mom! mom!!!”

“I’ll beat you to death, you little bastard!!! I’ll let you be a goddess! I’ll let you fly all over the sky!!!”

The furious mother couldn’t help but raise her broomstick and aim it at Lu Yun.

“Ouch!!!”

Lu Yun covered his head and jumped up. Yang Mi looked shocked.

But soon, she burst into laughter and couldn’t help it.

This time, let alone her, all the audience in the live broadcast room laughed. Lean forward and turn backward

【Hahahahaha! It’s good, it’s good!】

【Hahaha, mom! Hit him! Let him lead Damimi astray!】

【The dead memories are starting to attack you, Lu Yun! Hahaha】

【Come on, Mom! Give Lu Yun a complete childhood! come on!】

【Guess where the smile on Lu Yun’s face just now went? /happy】

【Hahaha, it’s so fun! I didn’t expect to see such a fun scene!】

【I just said that if I fried cow dung, my mother would beat me to death, and now Lu Yun has come true! Ha ha ha ha】

【Laughing at the whole family! This live broadcast room is the most interesting! Hahaha not only has the flavor of the New Year! It also smells like childhood!】

【Come on, Mom!!!】

【Popularity value +1+1+1+1……】

The audience in the live broadcast room cheered for my mother crazily, laughing so hard that they couldn’t even close their mouths.

But when it was Lu Yun’s turn, he couldn’t laugh at all.

“mom! stop fighting! There is a lens! Many people are watching!”

“Hey? Are you embarrassed at this time? What did you do earlier? ah?”

My mother was gasping for breath from exhaustion, but she still said angrily with embarrassment.

“You piece of shit! I let you lead my old daughter into mischief! I beat you to death!”

“ah!!! mom! Mother! stop fighting! I was wrong!”

“Just stand there!!!”

“I don’t! I don’t!!!”

【Hahahahaha! No more! No more! Hahahahaha】

【My jaw dropped laughing! Ha ha ha ha】

【I am riding on the horse like a big bug on the bed. Who knows about my family! Hahaha]

Even when Yang Mi saw Lu Yun running away in panic, she couldn’t help but laugh out loud several times.

But she didn’t dare to laugh, so she could only cover her mouth and keep staring.

However, just when she couldn’t help laughing again, Lu Yun suddenly changed direction and ran back.

And he came straight to her.

Yang Mi was startled, but looked��Lu Yun’s frightened expression made her unable to hold back her laughter.

However, as soon as a smile appeared on her face, Lu Yun had already ran to her.

The next second, Lu Yun bent down, hugged her and picked her up.

It’s like she’s holding up a flag and flirting like crazy!

【Hahaha! Big honey honey! Hahahaha, Da Mi Mi was slapped! Hahaha】

【Damimi is so miserable! Hahaha, so funny! Everyone was dumbfounded】

【Damimi is being carried like a flagpole and running away, this scene! Hahahaha I really can’t stand it anymore!】

【Hahaha, my family was numb with laughter! Laughing numbly! Hahahahaha】

【no! no! I can’t stand it anymore, hahahahaha, this family is so funny hahahaha!】

【Popularity value +1+1+1……】

The barrage in the live broadcast room was chaotic, but most of the audience were rolling back and forth laughing and had no intention of posting barrages.

But Yang Mi was so frightened by Lu Yun’s actions that her face turned pale.

She quickly patted Lu Yun’s head and said in panic

“ah!!! Lu Yun! What are you doing! Put me down!”

“Sister, are you stupid? Wait for mom to beat you!”

“Auntie don’t hit me! Auntie won’t hit me!”

“Pull him down quickly! My mother was so anxious that she even beat my father!”

Huh???”

Yang Mi was blinded when she heard this.

She subconsciously looked at her mother behind her. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Sure enough, her mother was already jealous!

“You little bastard!!! Put it down, my old daughter!!!”

“mom!!! You fight! You hit hard! Anyway, I’ll hit your old daughter!!!”

Yang Mi:???[]

“That’s what I’m calling! Take your old girl hostage to order the princes!”

“ah!!! Poor kid!!!”

My mother was furious, but even if she wanted to fight, she couldn’t catch up.

After all, she was over fifty, and her age was still there.

It was okay for a short time, but as time went by, she couldn’t run anymore.

My mother was huffing and puffing. Panting, he stopped walking, held his knees with one hand, and pointed at Lu Yundao with a broomstick in the other hand.

“You little boy, just stand there!”

“I don’t! I don’t! Am I stupid?”

Lu Yun laughed, carried Yang Mi and ran out of the parking lot.

“Don’t let me catch you! I can’t kill you or me!!!”

“Goodbye, mom!”

In the blink of an eye, not to mention my mother couldn’t see him, even the cameraman was deceived.

“no? Are we recording a show here?……”

……

“Sister, look if mom is still there?”

“Why should I watch it? Why don’t you watch?”

“Me, I’m scared!”

“Then, then, then I’m afraid too……”

“Zhi! So screwed”

“Hey? Who among us is finished? If you hadn’t carried me and ran, I wouldn’t have been hiding here?”

“Then am I not afraid that my mother will get angry and hit you?”

“Don’t talk nonsense. Auntie won’t hit me. Auntie likes me.”

“Pull him down quickly! Do you understand that it will bring disaster to Chiyu? I was beaten when I was a kid, and my dad had to eat melons.”

“ah? real or fake?”

“Then why am I fooling you? What kind of honor is this?”

“Well, then hurry up and see if Auntie is still there…uh……”

“What’s wrong, sister? What are you doing to me? I am surveying the enemy’s situation!”

“oops! You are holding me back, it will be terrible if your mother finds out!”

In the grass outside the parking lot.

Lu Yun was speechless, but when he looked at Yang Mi, he found that she was raising her head stiffly.

Lu Yun was startled, and subconsciously followed her gaze.

As a result…… just met a shining lens.

At that moment

, Lu Yun was obviously startled.

The cameraman also tilted his head and laughed mischievously.

Seeing him, Lu Yun was directly blinded.

“｀No…Brother, why are you here?”

“It started from sister, look at mom, is she still there?”

“puff!!!”

When Lu Yun heard this, he spit out a mouthful of old blood.

【puff!!! Hahahahaha!】

【Hahahaha, Lu Yun was deceived! Damimi blushed! Hahaha!】

【Rushing with overwhelming sense of shame! It doesn’t feel good! Hahaha!】

【The society is dead! The eldest young master of the Kuo family is dead! Ha ha ha ha】

【Don’t you think the two of them look like Galen and Master Xin squatting in the grass?/Gou Tou】

【puff!!! Hahahahaha】

【So cool! Hahahaha, the cameraman is also a talent.】

【Camera: Didn’t you expect that? I’m back again! Hahahaha/laugh to death】

【Popularity value +1+1+1+1……】

At this time, Lu Yun no longer cared about whether he was popular or not.

I thought it was well hidden, but who knew that as soon as I got into the bushes, someone broadcast the entire process live?

“Big brother? ? ?”

“What are you doing? ?��”

“Play? ? ?”

Seeing Lu Yun’s confused and stunned expression, the cameraman was speechless.

“Is it my job to broadcast you live?”

“Moreover”

“You were crushed by Auntie just now. You were carrying Sister Mi, but you were parking your car so fast that I couldn’t even catch up.”

“If it weren’t for the grass here swaying here and there, I wouldn’t be able to find you.”

When Lu Yun heard this, his face and Yang Mi’s face gradually turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

He was so helpless that he wanted to cry without tears, and the audience burst into laughter again.

Especially Yang Mi, who was so ashamed. She was dripping with blood.

She thought of her, the top female star in the entertainment industry, hiding in the grass with Lu Yun to avoid being chased by her mother. They were also caught red-handed.

She could even think of what the audience in the live broadcast room was saying, scarves. What are the hot searches?

This is so shameful!

Really social death has come home. Fortunately, Lu Yun reacted quickly and quickly turned around. He carefully poked his head out and took a look, as if he was a thief.

Fortunately, my mother He was no longer in the parking lot.

Then, he adhered to the principle that if I don’t embarrass myself, it’s other people who are embarrassed.

Lu Yun changed his face to a domineering president in a second, cleared his throat and said

“Brother, although I highly approve of your work”

“However, I have to make one small criticism.”

The cameraman looked confused.

Lu Yun stood up and straightened his non-existent tie. (Okay)

Then he patted the cameraman on the shoulder seriously and said in a magnetic voice.

“Big brother……”

The cameraman blinked with blinded eyes and said

“What, what’s wrong, sir?”

No?

What’s going on?

I’m also a part of your play?

Lu Yun sighed earnestly, and said with the cameraman’s increasingly bewildered expression.

“Next time……”

Speaking of this, Lu Yun’s voice suddenly returned, he took the exclaimed Yang Mi’s little hand and turned around to run away.

“You have to run faster!!!”

Looking at the two people running and laughing, the cameraman was dumbfounded.

No???

Brother? Are you playing???

But soon, he came back to his senses, because Lu Yun had already danced with Yang Mi After getting into the pickup truck, it was obvious that he was going to run away.

“Why?”

“Why! Why!”

“Wait for me!!!”

The cameraman suddenly came back to his senses, and his face changed drastically.

In the barrage of laughter, the audience in the live broadcast room turned forward and backward with laughter, Sayazi chased after him.

Fortunately, it takes time for the car to start, and Lu Yun also deliberately wanted to wait. He.

After waiting for the cameraman to crawl into the seat behind the cockpit, Lu Yun started the minivan with a loud laugh. The cameraman gasped with a black line on his face.

“Mr. Lu, please stop making trouble, I’m just a cameraman.……”

“puff! Hahahahaha.”

Yang Mi understood immediately and laughed instantly. She quickly patted Lu Yun’s arm softly and said

“Don’t mess with big brother. His machine weighs dozens of kilograms. Don’t break it.”

When the cameraman first heard this, he thought Yang Mi was a heartwarming person.

But after hearing this, everyone else was dumbfounded.

“no?”

“Is co-writing this camera more important than me?”

“puff!”

Yang Mi quickly covered her mouth and crouched. Looking from behind, her shoulders were shrugging.

The cameraman looked at the two of them sadly and said

“Sister Mi, you are really led astray…”