Originally, Yang Mi was just being stubborn.
So when Lu Yun said he was going to open it, she had already turned around and looked at the cannon with anticipation.
After all, it was Lu Yun’s idea and her name.
I definitely want to see if it tastes good in reality.
The problem was that as soon as she covered her ears and turned around, Lu Yun stepped on the handle.
As a result, the next second, she felt a loud noise ringing in her ears.
Not only did it frighten her to the core, but her mind was also buzzing and she was blinded.
This situation? Could she stop screaming?.As for Lu Yun at this time, he was also deceived.
What he was thinking was that the little stupid chicken was more porcelain and not very easy to cook.
I thought I would bake it more, at least it would be cooked, right?
Who would have thought that this would happen?
That black smoke is rising upwards like it’s free of charge.
What’s even more awesome is that isn’t Yang Mi screaming?
Why did it stop so suddenly?
Compare the two people’s deception and deception.
The cameraman and a group of staff were stunned.
They stared blankly at the black smoke that lingered in the sky for a long time, their minds shutting down. no?
We just had some chocolate-flavored popcorn, why did we make such a fuss? and?
What’s going on with this black smoke?
There’s not so much smoke when popping chocolate-flavored popcorn. wrong?
Why? Shouldn’t it be white smoke? ? ?
Everyone who reacted was dumbfounded.
Fortunately, the black smoke did not last long. Slowly, everyone could vaguely see the figures of the two people frozen in place.
A group of staff members were stunned on the spot, looking dumbfounded at the two people who gradually appeared.
Lu Yun was seen stunned in place with a bewildered face.
The body is still hunched over, holding on to the net bag with the handles.
As for the net bag?
I don’t know where he has gone for a long time.
Now Lu Yun’s front face is completely black except for the whites of his eyes, as if he was under the bottom of a pot.
He opened his mouth blankly,”623″ and a burst of black smoke came out.
Looking at Yang Mi sitting next to him, she was in a similar situation to him.
But apart from being darkened by the explosion, Yang Mi’s expression was full of despair and disbelief.
She opened her mouth, and black smoke came out. By the way, she also spit out something dark.
If you look closely, you will see that it is a fried black peach core.
Seeing this scene, the barrage in the live broadcast room first went blank, and then?
I burst out laughing
【puff!!! Hahahahaha!】
【Damn it!!! Oh my God! Hahahaha, this horse riding is so cool!】
【Lu Yun and Damimi are both black coals! Hahahahaha】
【Killing me! I can’t live without laughing! Hahahahahaha】
【Jumping chicken! Let you dance like a chicken! This time I got jumped! Hahahahaha】
【What did Da Mimi spit out? It’s a peach stone on horseback! Ah ha ha ha!】
【The peach core is black! Hahaha! No wonder Da Mimi’s screams suddenly disappeared! Ha ha ha ha】
【I can’t stand it! I can’t stand it! Hahahahaha! I’m going to put a scarf on this section! It must be seen by more people! Hahaha]
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy, and even the members of the directing team who had been guarding the backstage were laughing.
However, at the scene,
Lu Yun spat out a mouthful of scum, and Yang Mi also spat out a mouthful of scum.
The two of them didn’t move their heads, they just glanced at each other with the only visible whites of their eyes.
“puff!”
I don’t know who couldn’t hold back the laughter, which immediately caused a chain reaction.
In an instant, the staff burst into laughter.
When Yang Mi saw Lu Yun’s dark face, she also I couldn’t help laughing out loud
“puff! Ahem, poof! You, you look like this! Ah hahahaha.”
Lu Yun twitched the corner of his mouth and couldn’t hold it back. He laughed along with Yang Mi.
Being able to laugh means that everything is okay.
Since everything is okay, it’s okay to smile.
And when he saw Yang Mi’s dark face The little face and the only white eyes that can be seen are white.
Anyone who looks at it can’t help but want to laugh.
The more they laugh, the happier they are, and they can’t even stand up straight when they laugh.
“Hahaha, your face, hahaha, your teeth are all black!”
“Sister, don’t talk about me! Your teeth are black too!”
“”Wait a minute.”
Lu Yun cleared his throat and quickly looked at Pao Luozi.
“Why? Where is my jumping chicken?”
Yang Mi was startled and looked at the net bag with a blank expression.
But at this time, where is the net bag?
“Why?”
“Damn it! There it is!”
Lu Yun swore in a low voice and hurriedly ran forward.
Yang Mi subconsciously stood up and looked over, and then saw a rag-like net bag in the distance. Seeing
Lu Yun bending down to pick it up, she hurriedly ran passed
“My jumping chicken! Jumping chicken!”
Yang Mi looked happy and quickly ran to the front and said
“Lu Yun! Where’s my pooch? Is the chicken jumping ready? Such a big movement?”
“That’s for sure, this is definitely familiar… Huh?”
Lu Yun rummaged through his net bag suspiciously.
“What about the jumping chicken?”
As he said this, he also took a sniff.
Can you really smell the aroma of chicken?
But the bag is only so big, and there is no other place inside or outside. You can see everything at a glance.……
“what’s going on? Where is my jumping chicken?”
Yang Mi was also a little confused. After helping to look through it, she couldn’t find it.
“What’s going on, Lu Yun? What about the jumping chicken? Turned into a butterfly and flew away?”
Lu Yun twitched the corner of his mouth speechlessly.
“Sister, you are so abstract. That is a jumping chicken, not a fragrant concubine.”
“What about me jumping chicken?……”
Yang Mi pursed her lips a little aggrievedly, but this thing couldn’t just disappear, right?
However, just when Lu Yun was suspicious, the cameraman suddenly pointed at the eaves of the east wing behind Lu Yun from behind the camera.
“That! Over there!”
When everyone heard this, they subconsciously looked up.
They saw the little stupid chicken’s beak stuck on the eaves, and an empty chicken stand without any meat floating in the wind. It’s as funny as you want it to be.
“puff! puff!!! ��Hahahaha!”
The next second, Yang Mi burst into laughter, causing a chain reaction in an instant. The staff and the audience immediately fell forward and backward with laughter.
Lu Yun couldn’t help but also laughed out loud.
“It’s better this time, it’s so strong that the bones of the jumping chicken are all broken off”
“puff! Hahaha, Lu Yun, don’t make me laugh, hahaha, hahahaha!”
Yang Mi held Lu Yun’s arm and laughed loudly. With her dark little face, everyone couldn’t help laughing again.
Lu Yun cleared his throat speechlessly.
“It’s so high, but how can it be enough? If my mother sees this……”
“What are you doing?”
Before Lu Yun finished speaking, his mother’s voice suddenly appeared.
At that moment, the scene was extremely quiet.
My mother looked blindly at the blown-down shelf and the cannon stove lying on the ground.
There was also a large black area on the ground. Painted floor tiles.
Then she raised her head in astonishment and looked at Lu Yun and Yang Mi in the distance.
Good guy, that dark little face made her mother dumbfounded.
She opened her mouth and couldn’t believe it. Following the gazes of Lu Yun and Yang Mi, she tilted her head and looked up and to the left.
As a result… she saw the empty chicken stand still floating in the wind…
My mother slowly widened her eyes. The evil fire was skyrocketing
“ah!!! Lu Yun!!! You bastard!!!”
Lu Yun and Yang Mi were frightened. Before Yang Mi could react,
Lu Yun ran away.
“sister! Run!!!”
Yang Mi’s face changed, and she subconsciously wanted to run away.
But when she thought about it, her mother liked her so much that there was no way she would hit her. She looked at her mother again.
At this time, she glanced around angrily and took the He picked up the stove hook on the ground and chased after it.
“ah!! You bastard!!!”
My mother immediately turned on the speed, sparking and lightning all the way. Yang Mi was fooled by that speed.
“mom! mom! I was wrong! wrong!”
“ah!!! You bastard! I have to beat you to death today!!! Look at what you did to my old girl! His face is so dark!!! I’m furious!!!”
【puff!!! Hahahahaha! Why do I want to laugh no matter what my aunt says? Hahaha】
【Come on, aunt! Chase! Hit him! kill him! Let him blow up our big honey like this! Ha ha ha ha】
【It’s so funny, this family, I’m really impressed hahahaha】
【Where can I watch this program in other live broadcast rooms? It has to be you, Lu Yun】
【Relieve your anger! It’s so refreshing! Give him Versailles! Let him lead Damimi astray! Let him jump like a chicken! Auntie beat him! Hit him hard!】
【Auntie beat him! It was all Da Mimi who he led astray!】
【That’s right! Not only did he fry the big honey black, he also fried the little stupid chicken that the fourth uncle gave you!】
【Yeah! There are also many peaches! Those big peaches look so good! He made three! 】
The audience saw that the funeral was not too big, and they didn’t care whether my mother could see it or not, so they started to burn like crazy.
Yang Mi didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. It was really embarrassing for her mother to speak so loudly that her face was blackened by the explosion.
Didn’t you see that the staff were laughing like crazy?……
“mom! You’re beaten! Ouch!! stop fighting! I did not do it on purpose! I want to make a chicken pogo for my sister!”
“Jumping chicken? I’ll fuck your grandma! I’ll let you jump!!!”
“Ouch!!!”
Lu Yun jumped up to his height, covering his buttocks and speeding up instantly.
“No, Mom! I’m so kind to try new things for my sister!”
“I’ll let you taste it! You ruined my stuff! It also blew up the beams of my house! That crap! How do I get it off!”
Yang Mi chuckled, glanced at the chicken queen on the eaves, and quickly covered her mouth.
“Sister, stop laughing! I’m going to be beaten to death!”
Lu Yun ran back in a flash. Yang Mi just said to her heart,”You’re not going to carry me on your back again, are you?”
But before she had finished thinking about it, Lu Yun ran up to her and bent down to carry her.
“Sister, please speak quickly! Speak quickly!”
Yang Mi’s face turned red. Looking at her mother who was chasing after her, she could only comfort her.
“Auntie, we are fine! Sorry, I ruined a chicken for you……”
My mother didn’t care at all and pointed at Lu Yundao angrily.
“Old girl, don’t listen to him! This kid is full of evil! I think about being naughty and mischievous every day! Mom has to fix him today! Nothing can be said to make him do evil just because you are there!”
“Not really! I came here to try something new for my sister!”
“Get out of here!!! Poor kid!!!”
Lu Yun felt a gust of wind coming, and he was so frightened that he quickly sped up and ran towards the house.
“mom! I’m going to take my sister to have a bath! I’ll take her to have a bath!”
Lu Yun is not stupid. He knows that as long as he carries Yang Mi, his mother will not beat him…….
Sure enough, this is also true.
Under the laughter of everyone, my mother chased her to the door and stopped chasing her.
“What a weakling! Next time you will bring trouble to my old girl! I beat you to death!”
“I don’t dare!!!”
Lu Yun yelled and burst into laughter.
Running to the door of the room, Lu Yun looked back to confirm that his mother was not here, and couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief.
“Ouch…that’s great, great, I survived.……”
Yang Mi chuckled, hit him and said
“Put me down quickly!”
Lu Yun chuckled, put her down, and gently wiped her face.
Fortunately, it was just black and not injured.
“Does it hurt?”
Yang Mi pursed her lips and shook her head shyly.
“It doesn’t hurt, just a shock……”
Lu Yun laughed twice.
“It’s a bit embarrassing……”
“puff! You, you still know you!”
Seeing Yang Mi glare at him with feigned anger,
Lu Yun sighed helplessly.
“I didn’t know that the chicken would explode so loudly, and I was worried that it wouldn’t be cooked well.……”
Yang Mi almost laughed again
“Not familiar? This is all off the bone!”
“hey-hey……”
Lu Yun giggled and suddenly remembered something
“By the way, sister, have you seen the peach? I remember you let three go?”
Yang Mi’s face stiffened, her eyelids twitched, and then she hit him on the chest and said
“have no idea!”
After that, Yang Mi ran into the house with a red face.
Anyway, her face was dark, and she couldn’t see the blush.
What a bastard! Didn’t you see the peach pit I spit out?
It’s really a pot that I don’t want to open!
Close it! Coming to the door,
Yang Mi leaned against the door and suddenly laughed.
Although she was very embarrassed, if it weren’t for Lu Yun, she would never have experienced this experience in her life.
Think about , she has only been here for a short time
, but she has experienced killing the New Year pig and burning a banquet. , fried dog pots, fried cow dung, fried ice and fried fish… even being carried by Lu Yun… and the popcorn and chicken popping just now… each one is so fresh in my memory and unique.
It is even more valuable. Yes,
Lu Yun’s family is so rich, but he is so down-to-earth and naughty. He is willing to take her to play and take her crazy.
It’s so good…
This program is recorded, and it is a great blessing.
Moreover, Since recording a show with Lu Yun, she has frequently been on hot searches, and her popularity has become much higher than before. She also received a major endorsement ~
It seems that after meeting Lu Yun, her luck suddenly improved.
Yang Mi giggled and couldn’t stop it.
Because she still remembered that Lu Yun was so kind to her.……
“What a fool……”
Yang Mi seemed to remember something, looked back behind the door, and said with a chuckle.
“idiot!”
“snort!”
After this chicken jumping incident,
Lu Yun and Yang Mi were on the hot search again
, and three more
【Yang Mi creates a hilarious new word: jumping chicken】
【Lu Yun carried Yang Mi again and ran wildly to avoid being chased by his mother.】
【Lu Yun creates chocolate popcorn]
This is the second hot search after Lu Yun sang the original song in the morning.
Its popularity is not much less than that of the original song. 5.4 is not terrible. Popping popcorn itself is very nostalgic. Coupled with Lu Yun’s novel ideas, he created a new flavor of popcorn.
The conversation was so topical that it was hard not to think about it.
Moreover, the audience who watched the live broadcast posted the slices and explained the process of the two people from popping popcorn to being beaten.
It even made countless netizens who had never watched the live broadcast laugh like crazy.
Especially after finishing the chicken dance, Lu Yun opened his mouth to spit out black smoke, and Yang Mi opened her mouth to spit out black smoke and peach pits.
Anyone who sees that scene will burst into tears from laughter.
Lu Yun didn’t know this, but the reminder in his mind kept telling him that the whole job just now should be perfect.
After returning to the room and taking a shower,
Lu Yun sat on the sofa with a cigarette in his mouth and looked at his phone.
The Spring Festival Gala program team has finished the arrangement and just sent it to him.
Lu Yun was still a little surprised, thinking that the other party moved quite quickly.
After replying to a few messages, he opened the popular mall and took a look.
Because I have already redeemed the optional mastery once at noon.
At that time, there were only more than 10,000 popularity points left.
But after just jumping chicken, his popularity reached more than 500,000 again.
Comparatively speaking, it’s already quite a lot.
But it’s impossible to redeem another self-selected mastery from tonight.
“It seems that it can only happen tomorrow”
“I don’t know if my mother will have anything to do tomorrow. If nothing happens, what should I do?”
Lu Yun blew out the smoke, blinked his eyes, and slowly raised the corners of his mouth.
“I’ll ask my mom about tomorrow, it doesn’t matter”
“But after dinner tonight~”
“I can watch Sister Mi dance.”
Lu Yun pursed his lips and raised his eyebrows slightly.
“It just so happened that I redeemed my dance proficiency, so I could teach her well if I didn’t think so.”
“Oh sister……”
“You’d better not know how to dance~”
Lu Yun flicked the ashes of his cigarette with a smirk on his face, leaned on the sofa and began to think.
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