“Auntie, it’s already half past seven, shall we go wake Lu Yun up?”
The director’s reminder brought my mother back to her senses.
She glanced at her watch and said haha
“No, no, no, I’m going to have breakfast on the hour, and everyone should have some. They’ll probably get up after eating.”
My mother took the suspicious people to the kitchen together.
“It’s a bit strange. Why didn’t Auntie get angry today?”.
“Let’s just say, it usually explodes at seven o’clock.”
“Have you noticed, what’s strange is that Da Mimi got up a little late today. Usually at this time, she would already be chattering next to her aunt.”
Everyone was talking in confusion, and they followed their mother to the kitchen for dinner with suspicion.
In Yang Mi’s room, she was happily humming songs and putting on makeup. From time to time she glanced at Lu Yun who was sleeping soundly. She was so happy.
The corners of her mouth were not at all She couldn’t hold it back.
But when she finished putting on makeup and was admiring her beauty in the mirror, she looked at her watch and was instantly blown away.
“broken! It’s already 7:40!”
Yang Mi’s face changed drastically, and she stood up suddenly.
“husband! husband!!”
She felt that her voice was a bit loud, so she quickly suppressed her voice and ran to the bed.
“Lu Yun! Lu Yun! Wake up!”
Lu Yunba chirped and turned over impatiently.
“Oh, let’s sleep some more……”
Yang Mi quickly shook him
“Get up quickly! It’s almost eight o’clock!”
“Hmm…it’s only eight o’clock…get some sleep……”
Yang Mi shook him several times, but he didn’t wake up.
No wonder my mother just lifted the quilt without saying a word.
It seemed that she already knew what kind of virtue Lu Yun was.
Yang Mi couldn’t help but help Lu Yun’s arm and said
“Lu Yun! Get up quickly, aunt is coming!”
“Come here…what are you afraid of?……”
“Oops, get up quickly! You’re sleeping in my sister’s bed! If she goes to find you and finds you aren’t there, that’s the end of it!”
“She was looking for…afraid…huh? Well!!!”
Lu Yun suddenly sat up and looked around with a confused expression.
“Damn it? Why am I here?”
“Where is my mother? She is coming?”
When Yang Mi saw how nervous he was, she immediately chuckled.
But now is not the time to snicker.
“Lu Yun, please go back to your room quickly. If your aunt finds you sleeping in my place, she will beat you to death!”
Lu Yun’s expression changed. His mother’s fear was engraved in her genes.
“Yes, yes, first……”
“etc?”
Lu Yun’s legs were about to hit the ground, and then suddenly stopped.
“You can’t go back yet! Sister, what time is it?”
“It’s seven forty!”
“Done!”
Lu Yun’s eyelids were twitching, and he was no longer sleepy.
Under normal circumstances, his mother would call him on time at 7:30.
It’s been ten minutes…
Lu Yun’s expression changed again and again, but he I’m not afraid that the matter between him and Yang Mi will be leaked.
I’m just afraid that my mother will be mad at her when she finds out.
She is 100% in favor of being together with Yang Mi.
But they have only been together for one day and slept together. Mom will definitely not be able to accept it.
Although the two of them haven’t done anything, he is now on Yang Mi’s bed, and he can’t explain it clearly with 800 mouths.
Isn’t this ruining Yang Mi’s innocence?
“It’s broken, it’s broken!”
Lu Yun hurriedly got off the ground, but suddenly he was stunned again.
Yang Mi looked at the door anxiously, and was a little dumbfounded when she saw him stunned.
“What’s wrong? Go back quickly!”
“no! Can’t go back now!”
Lu Yun glanced at the door, took Yang Mi’s little hand and said
“Sister, don’t panic! listen to me.”
Lu Yun swallowed, not even caring about Yang Mi’s little hands.
“You first go to the door and listen to see if there is any movement outside. If there is no movement, just open a crack and take a look.”
“If there is no one outside, just look in the corridor to make sure there is no one before I leave!”
“It wouldn’t be a big deal if I go out and run into my mom right now.”
“If the camera sees it, damn it, we both will be in trouble!”
Think about it, hundreds of thousands of viewers saw Lu Yun sneaking out of Yang Mi’s room in pajamas. Yong
Xiang, the meow, also knows what kind of blow up the entertainment industry will be.
He is not afraid, Yang Mi is a girl. What to do?
Yang Mi’s face changed and she nodded quickly.
“Then, hide it.”
As she said that, Yang Mi quickly ran to the door and leaned against it and listened carefully.
There was no sound outside.
She waited for a few seconds and then carefully opened a crack.
Fortunately, there was no one…
Yang Mi took a long breath, patted her chest and then looked at the entrance to the corridor.
Very good!
No one was there!
She hurried back to the bed and said
“Lu Yun, Lu Yun, no one! You go quickly々々 !”
Lu Yun nodded
“Okay, okay, sister, wait for me.”
Yang Mi blushed and laughed in anger.
“What time has it been? You still have time to talk about other things!”
Lu Yun chuckled, stood up and was about to leave, but he always felt a little awkward on his face. He subconsciously touched his cheek.
“Why? What’s going on? Why is my face wet?”
Yang Mi blushed and quickly threw the pillow aside. She had forgotten to put the pillow away. It was covered with scratches from her sweet dream yesterday.
“No, it’s okay! You must be drooling while sleeping!”
“ah? I don’t have this hobby?”
“???”
Who has this hobby? ? ?
Yang Mi was furious
“You go back quickly! While Auntie is not here!”
“Oh oh, sister, I’m leaving!”
With that said, Lu Yun quickly pecked Yang Mi’s cheek, wiped her face and ran out.
“Why? That’s not right, this smell……”
Yang Mi’s face turned red and she stamped her feet angrily.
What a bastard!
After a while,
Lu Yun looked at the red-faced Yang Mi suspiciously and said
“sister……”
“what!”
Yang Mi replied angrily.
“Sister, are you sure that is my Harazi?”
Yang Mi quickly stared at him.
“It’s yours! You ruined my pillow!”
“Yeah?”
Lu Yun looked confused.
“that is!”
Yang Mi was shy and unbearable and hit him.
“Stop talking about this now! You should think about how to deal with Auntie for a while!”
“I don’t know if she has been looking for you or not.”
“No.”
Lu Yun was very sure.
Yang Mi raised her eyebrows slightly and said.
“Yo? real or fake?”
Lu Yun nodded, clasped his fingers and said
“First, if my mother goes looking for me and sees that I am not here, she will turn my house upside down.”
“But my house is very tidy, just like when I left it”
“Second, according to my mother’s personality, if she didn’t find it in my house, she would definitely go to your room to look for it, but she didn’t go.”
“Thirdly, she is someone who will be anxious if she can’t find me. She has such a shouting personality, do you think she can’t shout? I really can’t be found. She has to fill up this house with just one phone call. People are looking for me.”
“So it means that she didn’t come to see me this morning.”
Lu Yun’s analysis was very orderly, and Yang Mi was stunned for a while.
But everything Lu Yun said was right…
Yang Mi was a little curious.
“This is not in line with Auntie’s character”
“Yes.”
Lu Yun twitched the corner of his mouth, feeling something bad in his heart.
“So… there’s a big problem here……”
He had a guess, but he didn’t dare to tell Yang Mi for fear of blowing her up.
“Just go to my mom first and see her reaction.”
Yang Mi didn’t do anything, so she could only nod nervously.
It was a good thing at first, but it turned out to be a sneaky thing.
The two of them walked into the back kitchen. As soon as they entered the door, they were a little dumbfounded.
They saw a group of workers. The staff was having a meal. When they saw them coming in, they froze in mid-air and looked at them.
The atmosphere… was a bit weird.
But my mother was still as enthusiastic as ever.
“Ouch! Old girl, are you up? Come on, come on, mom will make some porridge for you! Come and drink!”
“Okay~”
Yang Mi didn’t see the problem with her mother. She subconsciously glanced at Lu Yun and ran over obediently.
But when Lu Yun took a look, he immediately saw that something was wrong.
Compared to yesterday, her mother was even more enthusiastic..
Maybe others can’t see it, but he is his mother’s biological son, and he knows his mother very well. Damn…
I guessed it right…
Lu Yun’s eyelids twitched, and when he saw his mother cutting him, After laughing awkwardly, he found a seat and sat down and started eating.
After the meal, his mother took Yang Mi’s hand and led the way enthusiastically.
Lu Yun followed the cameraman behind with a speechless face.
This time it’s good Oh…
Mom doesn’t want to see him anymore.
When the cameraman saw Yang Mi always turning away from Lu Yun, the look in her eyes that looked like she was begging for help made him want to laugh.
“Auntie is a little weird today.”
Lu Yun twitched the corners of his mouth.
“Yes……”
The camera nodded and looked at the bus at the door suspiciously.
“Auntie really wants to take us to take a bath together?”
“Ah, yes, let’s go together. It happens to be a year of hard work. Treat yourself well.”
Reward yourself?
Just go to a bathhouse to take a bath?
Not to mention the embarrassing look on the camera’s face.
Even the staff were speechless for a while.
After getting on the bus, Yang Mi still had no chance to escape from her mother’s clutches.
“Auntie, you said you wanted to take everyone to take a… uh… shower……”
“But I think we all���Bring a towel or something, this, this……”
“Hey, don’t worry, everyone has new ones for bathing, so we can all use new ones.”
“oh oh……”
When it comes to this, she is the one who resists the most.
Not that she thought she was that noble.
If she was a child, she would quite like to go to the bathhouse with her mother to take a bath.
But as she grows up, firstly she is thin-skinned, and secondly it becomes her identity.
She is now an artist and quite famous.
What if I ran naked to the bathhouse and was surrounded by a group of aunts chattering.
Really, she couldn’t imagine any scene more social than this.
If word of this got out, where would she put her face?
If I go on the show again in the future, there will definitely be some good-hearted guests who will mention this.
When the time comes, this shame will be with her for the rest of her life.
And my mother said this yesterday, according to the true love fans are invincible.
She guessed that someone would go to various western bathhouses in advance to squat on her.
Think about it, you are feeling comfortable in the shower, and suddenly a fan pops up, screaming to hug you and ask for an autograph.
Huh~~~
Yang Mi couldn’t help but shuddered, and goosebumps appeared all over her body.
Seeing her shivering, her mother hugged her shoulders worriedly.
“What’s wrong, old girl? chilly?”
“Second brother, turn up the air conditioner.”
“Good luck.”
The driver quickly turned on the air conditioner, and the temperature in the car suddenly rose a lot.
Seeing this, Yang Mi quickly waved her hand
“Auntie, I’m fine, I’m not cold.”
My mother touched her forehead and then her little hands. It really didn’t look like she was cold.
“It’s okay if you’re not cold. Talk coldly, huh?”
“Uh-huh.”
Yang Mi smiled shyly. Ever since she got together with Lu Yun, she always had an indescribable feeling when she looked at her mother.
Nervous, embarrassed, embarrassed…
Her mother looked at her with a strange look in her eyes, but what? He didn’t say anything, he just held her silently and kept looking at her. He drove for twenty minutes and finally arrived in the city.
This was the second time Yang Mi went into the city after she came here.
The first time was with Lu Yun. When I was shopping at a large market, the place I went to didn’t seem too busy at that time. There were just a lot of people.
But here, it felt a bit like a big city.
But when the car stopped,
Lu Yun got out of the car with a group of people. After that, everyone was immediately shocked by the scene in front of them.
The director raised his head with a bewildered look on his face, looking at the magnificent building in front of him.
“¨~ Lu Yun, didn’t you agree to go to the bathhouse to take a bath? What are you doing here?”
Lu Yun took out his cigarette and glanced at Yang Mi who was also blinded.
“This is the bathhouse, let’s go”
“etc?”
The director grabbed him and looked at him with astonishment in his eyes.
“What did you say? Is this a bathhouse? ? ?”
Lu Yun lit his cigarette and raised his eyebrows slightly.
“yes? Is this a bathhouse? Our bathhouses in the Northeast are all like this.”
Everyone heard this and asked questions slowly.
“no? Are you sure…this isn’t a five-star hotel?”
Lu Yun sneered.
“How can a five-star hotel be as good as this bathhouse? Come on, let me treat you to a treat today.”
【???】
【???】
【???】
【wtf? Is this the one who steps on meow from a bathhouse? ? ?】
【I have never seen such a well-decorated bathhouse in my whole life. Even if you tell me this is a hotel, will I believe it?】
【Oh my god, such a big and luxurious bathhouse? Who would believe me if I tell you this?】
【How much does it cost to take a bath here? One person can’t do anything, right?】
【I can’t even imagine how awesome it is to be honest with others here.】
【Popularity value +1+1+1+1……】
【Popularity value +2+2+2+2……】
Lu Yun ignored the reminder in his mind, blew out the smoke, grabbed Yang Mi from his mother’s hand, and walked in while holding the blinded Yang Mi’s head.
Seeing this, the others quickly followed Lu Yun’s footsteps and walked in like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden.
They are all people who have seen the world.
They have seen hotels better than this.
However, they had never seen a bathhouse organized like this.
Originally, in their understanding, bathhouses should be small, filled with smoke or smelling like rust when they enter.
But this place is completely different from what you imagined.
It looks luxurious from the outside.
After entering, there is even more luxury inside (Nord Zhao).
The large crystal chandelier, the rows of artistic seats and signboards.
Not to mention the rust smell, there is no strange smell at all.
As soon as I came in, everything was fragrant and smelled very good.
The oversized electronic screens, TVs, people coming and going, the tall and elegant crystal reception desk, the beautiful ladies in professional attire… everything is exciting everyone’s nerves.
【Are you going to tell me that? Is this a bathhouse? ? ?】
【Where is this bathhouse? This horse riding is heaven!】
【Turtle! This decoration! This young lady/Sese, I seem to have entered an incredible place/Sese】
【What a bunch of losers? This is a bathhouse, don’t you have one?】
【? ? ? What’s the meaning? This awesome bathhouse must be available everywhere?】
【ah? I thought it could be found everywhere. Is it just in the Northeast?】
【This is not possible. If you want to take a bath, you have to go to Changchun~ That’s the real cool thing】
【Damn it, is it true? None of this works?】
【Where is this? Come to Changchun, I invite you/Gou Tou]
Not to mention the audience was dumbfounded, even the staff who had seen the world were deceived.
Yang Mi looked around in shock and whispered:
“Lu Yun, is this really not a hotel?”
Lu Yun nodded.
“Of course not. This is a pretty good bath in Hulan, but it’s not as good as the one in Changchun Chenyang.”
“But don’t worry, this place is very formal, my mother has also said hello to their boss, no one will bother you.”
Yang Mi nodded blankly, as if she still couldn’t believe that this splendid place was a bathhouse.
Lu Yun laughed, looked at the deceived people and said
“Just go to the front desk to get your number plate. Someone will take you there. Just follow the arrangements and it’s Kai.”
“Play with confidence and boldly, and enjoy with confidence and boldness!”
“Mom will pay for all the expenses today, so you can make whatever you want!”
When everyone heard this, they suddenly came back to their senses, and then laughed loudly, feeling a little shy and at a loss.
Lu Yun blinked and looked at Yang Mi and said
“Sister~ There are also private rooms here~ Do you want to come together~”
Yang Mi:???.
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