Entertainment: Live broadcast of Chinese New Year, you made Yang Mi go crazy

Lu Yun wanted to whisper to Yang Mi, so he held her hand.

Suddenly he felt someone approaching.

He subconsciously turned his head, his face directly facing the camera.

“Ouch, shit……”

Lu Yun covered his face, looking confused.

“No, brother? ? ? What are you doing? ? ?”

“Your lens is going to hit my mouth!”

The cameraman smiled awkwardly.

“I’m afraid of causing trouble……”

“puff!!!”

Lu Yun spit out a mouthful of old blood.

【puff!!! Hahahahaha! The camera guy is also a genius!】

【Hahahaha, my family was laughing so hard! Hahaha, the cameraman is also starting to be assimilated】

【This mouth is not in vain. After spending a long time together with my aunt, each of them is a master of yin and yang! Hahaha】

【Lu Yun’s face turned green with anger! Hahahaha, I was laughing so hard!】

【I originally wanted to take advantage, but the camera guy didn’t give me the chance! Hahaha】

【A life was lost. Family members, you will know instantly if there is any hope of rescue. Hahaha]

The audience laughed like crazy. I thought they were here to see Lu Yun.���Yang Mi is not interested in watching movies.

Who knew the movie would be so funny before it even started.

Lu Yun tilted his head with a sad look on his face (hiding from the camera) and patted his older brother on the shoulder.

“Brother! You are my big brother, can you please go back? My head is at a loss!”

The cameraman looked at it and seemed to think so… the camera took up the space where Lu Yun’s head was.

He smiled awkwardly and moved the camera back.

Lu Yun leaned on the sofa speechlessly and pointed at the camera. The sofa behind

“Brother, you can go and sit there. This movie is newly released. You can also enjoy it.”

“This… human life is at stake……”

“……”

Lu Yun’s eyelids twitched, and then he realized that Yang Mi beside him had been shaking.

When I turned around, I saw that she was covering her mouth and snickering.

“What are you laughing at, sister? The light bulb is here.”

Yang Mi’s face froze, and she couldn’t laugh anymore… also……

“Brother, please sit down. It’s so tiring to stay like this. I believe Lu Yun, he won’t do anything inappropriate.”

Yang Mi has already spoken, and the cameraman can’t say anything.

Besides… it seems that Lu Yun is really decent and hasn’t done anything bad.

Thinking of this, the cameraman nodded and slowly sat on the sofa not far away. Go up.

At this time, the movie started, and the room got darker.

Lu Yun couldn’t help but hold his forehead, and was speechless.

He also thought about taking the opportunity to get tired of Yang Mi, but who knew that this light bulb was too dedicated.

Fortunately, the room was dark, and the live broadcast room was actually He couldn’t see anything.

Lu Yun quietly took Yang Mi’s little hand. This time, Yang Mi didn’t dodge, but actively clasped her fingers together.

Her face was slightly red, and her eyes were full of happiness. Taking advantage of the darkness, she leaned against Lu Yun’s hand. On Yun’s shoulders, looking at the light that sometimes lights up on the big screen, he is full of expectations for the future.

【no? Did these two really fall in love with the movie? /goutou】

【Such a good opportunity, Lu Yun, you can’t grasp it/Gou Tou】

【I really want to watch a movie with Damimi / burst into tears】

【A bunch of losers! Do you think Lu Yun is like you? How decent is Lu Yun? That’s a gentleman!】

【that is! A bunch of hooligans who only know how to mess around!】

【Lu Yun is not like you, he is a very good person! I won’t touch Sister Mi.】

【affim! Lu Yun is so handsome and good, how could he act like a gangster? You guys will use your lower body to think] Many female fans in the live broadcast room began to complain about Lu Yun, and they all believed that Lu Yun was a gentleman. actually……

“Zhi! Where do you put your hands?”

“Zhi! Why are you touching my feet?”

“Don’t poke me blindly!”

“Zhi! Why are your hands so short?”

“Be honest! There’s a lens here!”

Yang Mi blushed and tugged at her for a while, but it was useless. Lu Yun stopped her without changing his expression and his heart stopped beating. He started to move his hands and feet.

Of course.

He didn’t go too far, he just pulled his little hands and rubbed them away.

But Yang Mi How could she stand this? She had never had such contact with the opposite sex before, and she was already so embarrassed that she wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.

“Oops, what’s wrong with you!”

“Can’t I just hold hands?”

“Zhi! You! Why is it so bitter!”

Lu Yun looked unconvinced.

“You are my wife, why can’t I be jealous?”

Yang Mi is all numb.”

“You were not like this yesterday!”

“Were you not my wife yesterday? It’s only at night’ 〃！”

“you! Yang

Mi was so angry that she laughed, and after punching him twice, she just let him hold her little hand.

The movie ended quickly with the two of them laughing and playing.

Lu Yun was still unfinished..

They say that you know the taste of food, but he was already a little dissatisfied with just holding a little hand.

What should he do?

The camera kept filming him. For fear of causing death, he could only sigh and look at the cameraman.

And the cameraman The eldest brother acted as if he hadn’t seen him and silently backed out of the cinema.

Even if he left, he didn’t let Lu Yun go.

Lu Yun made the fuss look sad.

Yang Mi suppressed her laughter and almost suffered internal injuries, so she hurriedly pulled He pulled Lu Yun’s sleeves and whispered:

“Oops, okay, okay, wait to go back……”

“Then let’s go home now!”

“？？？”

Yang Mi looked shocked and pinched Lu Yun’s waist hard.

“Do you have any virtue? ah?”

Lu Yun’s eyelids twitched and he squeezed out a smile.

“Yes, yes……”

Seeing Yang Mi’s shy and unbearable expression, Lu Yun chuckled and said

“So what, sister, let me take you to see what there is to do here. If there is something you like, let’s play.”

“Anyway, it’s still early, still early……”

Yang Mi gave him a look as if she was angry, and then let him go.

“Let’s go.”

Lu Yun chuckled and took the opportunity to silently hold Ruan Huhu’s little hand.

There are many entertainment items to play here. Lu Yun took Yang Mi to the second floor.

“���The person playing table tennis is on the right hand side, the badminton ball is on the right side, and the billiard ball is over there.”

“There is an e-sports area at the end, and the library at the end on the right.”

Lu Yun introduced Yang Mi as he walked, but her mind was on Lu Yun doing something in the cinema just now.

So she just nodded and didn’t say anything. Lu Yun thought she was not interested, so he took her there. On the third floor

“There is a bar here and a game arcade. Sister, do you want to play games?”

Yang Mi shook her head. She is so old and has no interest in these things.

She looked around curiously and suddenly found that the corner was surrounded by a barbed wire fence.

“what is that? Arena?”

“ah?”

Lu Yun was startled, turned around and immediately smiled.

“That’s not it, that’s an amusement park”

“amusement park?”

This time it was Yang Mimeng’s turn. She didn’t understand. There is an amusement park in a bathhouse?

Isn’t this more complete than the facilities in a shopping mall?

“Let’s go and have a look.”

Seeing Yang Mi stunned, Lu Yun thought she was interested.

He pulled Yang Mi towards the corner.

“Isn’t this a children’s paradise?”

Yang Mi looked at the trampoline in front of her, the oversized slide and the ocean ball, and looked at Lu Yundao with a strange look in her eyes.

“Are you sure this is a bathhouse? Lu

Yun laughed and said

“This is a bathhouse, but it’s not a children’s paradise. That’s not right.”

“Although both adults and children can play here, parents usually leave their children here and take a bath themselves.”

When Yang Mi heard this, she was astonished.

“Oh my god, they just put the child here, with people coming and going, aren’t they afraid that the child will be lost?”

Lu Yun had a weird look on his face when he heard this.

“Sister, this is hard to explain, but what I can assure you is that”

“In the Northeast, if you say you lost money, others may not even take notice of you.”

“But you want to say that the child is lost?……”

“Not to mention locking down the whole city, that’s pretty much it.”

“In the Northeast, women and children are king, and anything can happen to you, but the only thing you can’t do is lose your child.”

“Is it that exaggerated?”

Yang Mi looked in disbelief. Although life is better now and she is not so poor, things like losing children still happen from time to time, but not too many.

“No exaggeration.”

Lu Yun is very sure.

“Losing a child is a big deal in the Northeast. As long as you shout, the people around you will hear it. No matter what they are doing, they will immediately stop what they are doing to find the child.”

“It has nothing to do with whether he knows you or not.”

“No matter who meets a child, the first thought is to see if there are parents. If not, they will keep watching for you until the parents come.”

“No matter what happens, I will call the police and wait for the police to come.”

“Anyway, the child is lost? This is absolutely not okay”

【I prove this to Lu Yun. It is absolutely true. In the Northeast, you can lose everything except your children.】

【Yes, what if the child is lost? Anyone who poops will be cut off immediately and help you find it.】

【No, it’s a good thing. Why is it so funny when you say it?】

【It’s not a joke, it’s true. You haven’t encountered it before. There were some a long time ago, but they are gone now.】

【It’s true that now most children get lost by themselves, or their families accidentally forget about them, but that doesn’t matter. Anyway, in the Northeast, anyone who meets a lost child will take good care of it for you.】

【That’s awesome. If this were here, the child would be gone without even looking at it.】

【Although it’s not so scary here in our house, it’s okay if the children don’t watch.]

People from Northeast China in the live broadcast room all testified for Lu Yun and confirmed the authenticity of this matter.

But Yang Mi was still a little curious.

She looked at Lu Yundao suspiciously

“Have you never met a human trafficker? I’ve heard that human traffickers have many tricks. It’s easy to steal a child.……”

“Human trafficker?”

When Lu Yun heard this, his expression became even weirder.

He teased, somewhat dumbfounded.

“Sister, do you know what is the most dangerous occupation in the Northeast?”

Yang Mi was startled and replied subconsciously.

“What? Couldn’t he be a human trafficker?”

Lu Yun nodded strangely.

“Yes, they are human traffickers.”

Yang Mi was quite puzzled.

“That’s right. It’s illegal. If you get caught, you’ll go to jail.……”

Lu Yun shook his head

“No, sister, you got it wrong”

“You may not understand the importance of the fact that children cannot be lost in the Northeast.”

“Put it this way.”

After all, during the live broadcast, Lu Yun couldn’t speak too harshly. He hesitated and explained.

“A long time ago, human traffickers were very rampant in the Northeast. Because it is located in a remote area, the transportation is not convenient. In addition, it is a heavy industrial area, and the information is relatively limited.”

“So when the traffickers really stole the children, they basically couldn’t find them, so the traffickers were extremely rampant at that time.”

“But unlike other areas of the Dragon Kingdom, human traffickers are still arrogant.”

“In the Northeast, human traffickers have been basically rampant for two or three years? Maybe none, it basically disappeared.”

“¨～ Nowadays, you can still see it occasionally, but they are all phoenix horn scales, and they are really licking blood on the tip of the knife.”

Yang Mi’s curiosity was instantly aroused.

“Why do you say that?”

Lu Yun smiled and explained softly.

“Because the national strategy was in place, the Northeast was most thoroughly implemented at that time, so every household only had one child, and that was a real treasure.”

“So sister, if a child is lost, what would a parent think? Yang

Mi frowned slightly and said

“That must be very anxious.”

Lu Yun nodded.

“Yes, none of us want to lose our children, and the same goes for other people’s families, so we all help look after other people’s children for fear of losing their children. This is why in the Northeast, this matter has become a consensus among everyone.”

Yang Mi nodded, expressing understanding.

“This is right and a good thing, but what does this have to do with human traffickers being a dangerous profession?”

Lu Yun raised his eyebrows and said

“There is only one pet peeve in every household, and if that person is photographed by a beggar, he is also caught.”

“Sister, think about it, what will happen to the trafficker?”

Yang’s eyelids twitched.

“Will you call the police?”

Lu Yun raised the corner of his mouth and said

“Yes, the police will be called, but the people who call the police are not the parents who lost their children, but the traffickers.~”

“ah?”

Yang Mi looked incredulous, how could this be possible?

Then her expression changed and she said

“You mean, will the traffickers be beaten?”

“beat? It’s more than just beating.”

Lu Yun chuckled and said with cold eyes.

“In the Northeast, when human traffickers are caught, they will not be treated as human beings. They will be beaten to death first. Basically, young men, young men, and old ladies and aunts will join the fight with whatever they have on hand.”

“Anyway, if you are not in good physical condition, you will hardly be able to squeeze in front and you will not be able to hit at all. If you can carry the police until they come, you will be lucky.”

Yang Mi covered her mouth with a look of astonishment.

“Oh my God…then, what if……”

Lu Yun blinked and said

“Nothing in case? What if? Which village doesn’t have a few old coffins half-stretched and buried in the loess?”

“Anyway, they all admitted that they had done it themselves, and they could just solve the problem if it happened.”

Although she shouldn’t laugh when she heard this, Yang Mi still couldn’t help laughing.

“right! That’s how it should be! Traffickers deserve to die!”

(Okay)

Then she quickly covered her mouth, looked at the camera and waved.

“No, those who commit crimes should be punished by law and cannot be executed privately.”

【Hahahaha, Da Mimi is so cute, she obviously needs to explain herself.】

【But Damimi is right! Traffickers deserve to die! That’s right!】

【That’s right, Damimi, don’t worry, you’re right, you won’t be on the hot search/Gou Tou】

【Murder, set fire, and steal children are all serious crimes! He should be beaten to death!】

【Northeast is so good and so united! This is how we should deal with human traffickers! No wonder children are not lost in the Northeast】

【Haha, Lu Yun just said that with his arms around him, but he didn’t tell the whole story. If a trafficker is to be caught in the Northeast, the first step is to be beaten to death. If he resists the police, he will start the second step, which is to feed him yellow rice and cold water.~】

【Yeah! You may not have any idea. If you want to know, you can search Du Niang and ask. Anyway, as long as you know, when a human trafficker comes to the Northeast, he will definitely call the police first.】

【When I was a kid, I met a trafficker who was caught. Oops, my second uncle and grandpa were paralyzed at that time. He was still taking small steps to poke the trafficker with chopsticks.】

【No, you didn’t know that at that time. That human trafficker was so miserable. You couldn’t squeeze in even if you tried to beat him.】

【Why? Don’t talk nonsense! That was all caused by him! I can testify!】

【Yes, yes, he broke that arm himself, I bear witness! 】

Seeing the audience in the live broadcast room say this, Yang Mi was a little surprised and said

“Yellow rice and cold water?”

Lu Yun chuckled.

“Anyway, just remember, if you add cold water, it will swell and harden~”

Yang Mi immediately understood what was going on and exclaimed in surprise.

“This feeds your ears well!”

“No, no, if we break the law, we have to report it to the police.”

“puff! Hahaha, sister, you are so funny, hahaha.”

Lu Yun was teased���Laughing loudly

“Okay, sister, it’s okay, let’s go, I’ll take you to the amusement park~”

Yang Mi looked at the facilities and said hesitantly.

“Is this…not good?……”

“So childish to say……”.