Entertainment: Opening with a song "Elevator God of War" to challenge the whole audience

"What's going on? Is it that serious?"

Huang Lei still looked at He Jiong in confusion.

"I was in Japan..."

"Oh my God!"

Before Su Mo could finish his words, He Jiong's hand once again tightly covered Su Mo's mouth, "Why don't you listen, kid?"

"Can't you just call him a foot basin chicken? You have to say these three words. Are you not afraid of your novel being blocked, or are you not afraid of provoking those foot basin chickens to cause trouble for you?

Do you know what the general environment is like?..."

"Remember, don't say those sensitive words, otherwise it's easy to get into trouble."

"Oh, I see."

Su Mo frowned. He really didn't feel that sensitive.

He was standing directly on the land of the human country, on the stage of the human country, holding the microphone and confronting directly. Naturally, he really didn't take it seriously and was not afraid.

But thinking about the things on the Internet and He Jiong's kindness, Su Mo understood-the devils are easy to confront, but the mad dogs are hard to deal with!

At this moment, Huang Lei still didn't quite understand, but he also understood why He Jiong protected Su Mo, and he hurriedly reminded Su Mo: "Xiao Mo, there are some things you can't say casually.

You can say whatever you want in private, but when you go on the show, you will be facing the audience and media across the country, or even the world. Some of your words and deeds are "excessive" or make some people "uncomfortable", which may cause many people to target you.

Don't ignore it. Many times, a very correct statement of yours, but it touches on the soft spot of some people, may ruin your life."

"Of course, if One day you will grow up to be fearless, then you really don't have to be afraid, but you are still young now! "

"So, in the future, you must remember that no matter what program, interview, or online advice you give, you must be more careful.

It is easy to find excuses to accuse someone of a crime. But reality always hits the faces of many excellent people, and we have to face it. "

"Like this program, if you chat normally and do nothing serious, then there is definitely no problem."

"Thank you, Mr. Huang Lei, then I understand."

Su Mo said he understood, but he really didn't.

It's not that he is stupid, but that he really doesn't take some things seriously in his heart.

For example, the alias of the foot basin chicken;

For example, standing on the concert stage of the Universe Country and singing "The Battle Song of the Great Xia People's Volunteer Army".

He was originally singing and telling the real history.

As for the consequences, Su Mo didn't care at all, so naturally it didn't matter.

At this time,

He Jiong explained for Su Mo: "This little Mo, at the concert of the foot basin chicken man Hamasaki, directly mentioned two sets of numbers: 300,000; 280 million, and then sang the song "In the Name of the Father".

Just tell me how bold this little guy is.

Some media said that some black people chased him later.

It's a good thing that he ran fast, if he was a little slower, his life might be lost."

"Oh my god!"

"So brave?!"

Instantly, Huang Lei couldn't help but sit up straight, and his eyes changed when he looked at Su Mo.

There was a little more respect, and a lot more appreciation and love.

"What's so brave about this? I just said a few truths."

Su Mo continued to say casually: "I was not born in that era, otherwise I would have killed more Japanese with a knife!"

As Su Mo said this, He Jiong slapped himself on the forehead, "Oh, this kid is going to heaven, I can't control him!"

"Isn't this good?"

On the other hand, Huang Lei's smile became even stronger. He turned his head and pointed to the director, "Director, this part is all cut, the film should be destroyed, don't keep it, understand.

What if these few words ruined our Daxia's outstanding young people? People, you will have a guilty conscience for the rest of your life."

"I know, don't worry."

The director said quickly, "That's right, can you change the topic? If we continue talking, we will waste money."

"Okay, okay, then we won't talk anymore."

Huang Lei stood up and glanced at the people at the table, "It's getting late, let's hurry up and get busy for a while, and then come back to make lunch."

"Okay,"

He Jiong nodded, "Come on, split into two teams, one team goes to the river to catch fish, and the other team goes to break corn."

Dahua raised his hand first: "I'll go catch fish!"

Breaking corn, he was tired of it.

People who have never done farm work, most of them are fresh at first, but when they get tired of it, they get tired of it.

"I'll break corn." Zhao Liying glanced at them and raised her hand and said.

She was born in the countryside. Although she hadn't done farm work for many years, she looked at the three "guests" present. Hai Qing had never been to the countryside, and Su Mo was too young.It's appropriate to go.

"I,"

Hai Qing looked at Huang Lei with some inquiry, "How about I go fishing?"

"Okay."

Huang Lei nodded slightly and made the decision directly: "That's it, Dahua, you take Hai Qing and Xiao Mo, the three of you go fishing, and I, He Jiong, and Liying will go to pick corn."

"Okay, that's it."

He Jiong said, turning his head to look at the director: "Director, how much is the meal today?"

"200 corns."

As soon as the director finished speaking, He Jiong nodded, "That's fine."

(200 corns means picking 200 corns from the cornfield in exchange for a day's meals. Of course, if you want to buy beer, Coke, etc. Drinks, as well as various better ingredients, need to be exchanged separately.

"Longing for Life" is not about being with stars and looking forward to a life of pie in the sky. It is about working hard in exchange for daily necessities. )

As soon as He Jiong finished speaking, the director immediately added: "Today, the meat is charged separately, pork 300, beef 500."

"What's going on?"

Huang Lei immediately turned his head and looked over, "Wasn't pork provided directly before? Why is it charged now? You'd better give me an explanation, otherwise, I'll throw my slippers in your face."

"I know!"

"I know!"

Dahua immediately raised his hand excitedly.

When Huang Lei and He Jiong looked at him, he pointed at Su Mo, "He, the Internet said that he likes to eat meat very much, and he can't eat without meat... The director is making trouble.

Teacher Huang, hit him with a slipper!!"

Dahua said excitedly, and handed a slipper on his foot to Huang Lei, "Here, use mine!"

Huang Lei took it directly and threatened the director: "Lower the price a little, or I will throw this slipper over."

"No."

"This is the price today!"

The director responded firmly.

A lot of film was wasted, and the show must be exciting, so make up for the wasted money!

"Why not?"

He Jiong hurried forward to bargain, "Pork was available before. If you charge a lower price today, at least 50, is that okay?"

"No!"

"100?"

"300!"

"Then make the beef cheaper."

"500!"

"No bargaining!"

Looking at the director who refused to give in, He Jiong turned around and shrugged, "Negotiation failed, throw it away!"

"Last chance!"

Huang Lei looked at the director and continued, "300 corns, pork and beef, we want them, is there a problem?

If you don't agree, I will definitely throw my slippers at you.

Today, we won't eat meat!"

"It really won't work!" The director still shook his head stubbornly.

"Okay, you're so cruel!"

"We won't eat meat today!"

Huang Lei said, turning to look at Dahua, "Dahua, you guys catch a few more fish, we'll have a fish feast today."

"Okay!"

Dahua replied, then pointed at the slippers in Huang Lei's hand, "Teacher Huang, throw them away!"

At this time.

Su Mo pouted (acting), looked at Huang Lei, and muttered like a child: "Teacher Huang Lei, I want to eat meat!"

"Puff..."

Huang Lei, who was about to throw the slippers away, dropped the slippers in his hand directly to the ground, breaking his act in a second!

"Okay, who asked us to have a child at home."

Huang Lei said, reaching out and rubbing Su Mo's head, "Let's go, break more corn today, we must let our little Mo eat enough!"