Entertainment: Opening with a song "Elevator God of War" to challenge the whole audience

"At ease, stand at attention!"

"Stand up, stand up, stand up quickly."

"Hey, little V."

"What?"

"Why is my dog ​​disobedient?"

"Dogs are used to crawling, but you insist on making it stand, right?"

"That's right, after all, it's a dog, you can't ask too much of it."

"Yes."

"Then just take it for a walk."

...

With this narration, almost everyone at the scene couldn't help laughing out loud.

Some covered their mouths subtly, while others laughed out loud. Everyone's eyes were on the devil at the edge of the stage.

At this moment, the devil had a face like the bottom of a pot, his eyes widened, staring at Su Mo, wishing he could have a duel with Su Mo.

But he didn't dare.

Regardless of identity and status, he didn't dare to compare himself with Su Mo.

As for physique.

He knew that Su Mo had practiced martial arts.

He didn't have the courage of the big ghost to fight Su Mo.

After all, he was a coward, and could only pretend to be a coward from a tricky angle.

...

"...I often ask myself whether the sanctimonious people still have a conscience. If it is because of mental illness, you are welcome to go to Huizhou to find a famous doctor..."

"Be a man first, then do things, don't you understand this principle?

What to post, is it important? Is it fair to your parents.

Be a man first, then do things, don't you really understand this principle?

What to post, is it important? Is it fair to your elderly parents?"

"...You show your tail for money and talk nonsense on TV. Do you think all Chinese netizens are idiots?...

The dogs bark here and there is no peace. You work hard for money. There is no place for you. The mask tears off your ugly face and new, and you are spurned by the whole world..."

...

As Su Mo rapped softly, the audience burst into laughter.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were already very happy.

This was simply a slap in the face, it must have hurt too much.

Moreover, it seemed to be pointed out that anyone who got gat would probably have a terrible pain in the face now.

"Be a good person first and then do things, don't you understand this principle?"

"Momo doesn't need to write a separate accompaniment for the haters, and he is so good at playing music!"

"It's not on the same level, don't pay attention to it! Once you pay attention to it, just magnify it! This is the foundation, this is the strength!"

"The melody is nice, it's the tune I like, listen carefully, the lyrics are clear, it's simply crazy, 666, it's really Momo, scolding people without using dirty words, and even greeting your mom!"

"The sentence in "Don't eat toasts" must make the mother regret that her son is ugly!"

"This song is awesome!"

"I am so impressed that he scolded people without using dirty words!"

"As expected of the national college entrance examination champion that year, he is really full of literary talent and scolds people so well!!"

"Listen to this song, I feel there is no need to be angry with some people, Because Brother Mo also said that we are not on the same level. If a dog bites you, you can't bite the dog back, right?

So why do I like Brother Mo? Because it is worth it, the sustenance of music! ”

…

As Su Mo finished singing, the two hosts stepped onto the stage.

At this moment, no one cared about the existence of the devil.

Yu Fei raised the microphone and said with a smile: "Teacher Su Mo's rap is as sharp as ever."

"This song "Don't Bite Me" has a relaxed tone and seemingly cheerful lyrics, but it expresses an extremely sharp artistic conception."

"It's really great!"

Zhuo Wenwen followed Yu Fei and said: "I also like Teacher Su Mo's song."

"At present, the performances of the 21 contestants in the first round have all ended."

Yu Fei: "Only one person will be eliminated in the first round, and the number of votes will be used as the basis. The voting deadline is 12 noon tomorrow!"

Zhuo Wenwen: "Tomorrow night at 19:35, the second round of the Daxia Rap Festival will be held. The elimination quota will be announced at that time, and the contestants for the 1V1 duel will be decided by drawing lots.

The drawing method is based on the first The number of votes will be drawn according to the ranking.

In the second round of 1V1PK, the winner will enter the winner group, and the loser will enter the loser group..."

"Okay, then today's show ends here!"

"Tomorrow, at 19:35, we will see you there!"

...

"Husband, I watched the whole live broadcast today, it's so exciting!"

Su Mo just got home, and Song Yuqi rushed over, "I haven't heard you sing for a long time, your song "Don't Bite Me" is so handsome!

I saw that devil in the live broadcast room, his face turned green when you sang!"

"Is it so exaggerated?"

Su Mo looked at Song Yuqi's smirking face and said with a smile: "I was just singing at the time, and I really didn't care about him."

"That's for sure!"Song Yuqi pouted, "He's not worthy of your attention."

"Humph!

If he dares to criticize you, if I were here, I would have to criticize him to death with a song, and I would never criticize him so implicitly like you did."

"It's a good thing you weren't there, otherwise, you would have pointed at the other person and scolded him. This would make us look petty."

"Are you saying I'm stingy?"

Song Yuqi snorted, "Humph, I'm just that stingy!"

"By the way, has that big ghost really changed his ways?

I think his rap is really good, not as arrogant as before. "

"After a few years of sewing, people will learn."

Su Mo smiled and said, pulling Song Yuqi, "Is the child asleep?"

"She is sleeping soundly."

"Then, where is my midnight snack?

Didn't you promise to prepare a midnight snack for me?"

"Of course!"

"It will be absolutely sumptuous!"

Song Yuqi said, pulling Su Mo to the restaurant, "We are all in the restaurant!"

...

March 23.

19:35.

Modu Satellite TV.

Zhuo Wenwen and Yu Fei, dressed in their best clothes, stepped onto the stage with shining lights.

"Good evening, dear audience members, netizens in the live broadcast room!"

"Welcome to watch the Daxia Rap Festival!"

"I am the host of tonight, Zhuo Wenwen!"

"I am the host of tonight, Yu Fei!"

"First of all, let me introduce today's three judges!"

"Please welcome the judge, Su Mo!"

Following Yu Fei's voice, Su Mo walked onto the stage in the light. He raised the microphone and said with a smile: "There are no so-called mentors in the Daxia Rap Festival. We are just judges, judges representing the audience!"

"Please welcome the judge, Ouyang Jing!"

To Su Mo's left, a beam of light lit up, and Ouyang Jing raised the microphone, "On this stage, we will enjoy a feast of Chinese rap, and we hope everyone will like it!"

"Please welcome the judge and mentor, Ma Siwei!"

To Su Mo's right, another beam of light lit up, and Ma Siwei raised his arm, "Since ancient times, there has been no first in literature and no second in martial arts. The rap stage needs all the audiences who like rap to vote.

The king of rap will be chosen by you!"

"Please take your seats, the three judges and mentors!"

As Zhuo Wenwen spoke, Su Mo and the other two sat on the sofa at the front of the stage.

Yu Fei continued, "Next, please welcome our guest mentor, Jay Chou!"

"Many people say that rap is an underground culture. I think rap can also be popular on the ground, especially Chinese rap."

Jay walked onto the stage with the lights on. He continued, "The Great Summer Rap Festival will be the purest stage for Chinese rap. I am looking forward to it!"

"Next, please welcome our second guest mentor, Laojiu!"

Laojiu walked onto the stage with a smile and raised the microphone, "I look forward to more pure, open and fair rap competitions in the future.

I am honored to be a guest on such a pure Chinese rap stage. I look forward to the wonderful performances of the contestants!"

"Please take your seats, both mentors!"

The two hosts took one person each and sat on the seats on one side.

Then, the two hosts walked onto the stage again.

"Today, it will be the second round of the Great Summer Rap Festival..."