Entertainment: Poison Master Assistant, Yang Mi begs me not to be extreme

Lu Ze stepped onto the stage with ease.

As he walked, he took off the white jacket he was wearing.

When he said the confusing-sounding phrase”I’ll give you a pennant.”

They slowly raised their heads and looked at Lu Ze with surprised expressions.

Send a banner?

What kind of joke are you kidding?

Lu Ze, what are you thinking about?

This guy has made the situation so chaotic and everyone’s mood so low. it turns out…..

I also want to give him a banner.

Countless doubts flew out of their eyes.

At the same time, Lu Ze also came to John with a smile.

The white coat in his hand was spread out on the table.

After picking up the marker pen next to him, Lu Ze started writing”shushuashushushushushushuashu”.

John’s expression was calm from the beginning to the end.

But as Lu Ze writes more and more words.

His face suddenly began to change.

From the disdain at the beginning, it slowly turned into coldness.

By the end, there was a hint of clearly visible anger!

This is……..

The audience who noticed the change in his expression were a little curious.

This John has not noticed any mood swings since he came on stage.

But just now!

He was unexpectedly defeated by Lu Ze’s extremely simple action. so……..

What exactly did Lu Ze write?

Just as he was thinking about it, Lu Ze put down his pen.

After smiling at John beside him, he lifted up his clothes and showed them in front of the camera.

The photographer saw this and began to quickly move the camera towards the location of the clothes.

Then!

The audience saw these two lines of text——

【It’s ridiculous for a silly guy to try to make a fool of himself!】

【The good brother tiger binds the scumbag girl, so awesome! 】

For the first time, someone didn’t understand.

But then, they reacted.

Good guy!

This Lu Ze is still as sharp as ever!”Nine, nine, one, three, one, three”

, regardless of anything else, I’m just talking about the aspect of harming people.

Even if you look at the current Jiuzhou Internet world, you can’t find such an explosive”master of quotations” as Lu Ze!

“Everyone must have been in a bad mood just now, right?”

“If your guess is correct, you must also hate John, a foreigner, in your heart, right?

Lu Ze asked with a smile.

“Tsk tsk tsk! I’m so surprised!”

Lu Ze shook the clothes in his hands as he spoke.

The corners of his mouth were raised, as if he was experiencing something very happy.

Chen Lei in the audience looked at his calm and leisurely look, and curled her lips with disdain.

“Ah…….Pretentious, pretentious!”

“The master is so powerful, weaving such an unbreakable web”

“It’s not something you can deal with by being cunning and clever!”

“laugh! I make you laugh!”

“Wait a while, you will cry!”

While he was cursing this in his heart, Lu Ze’s voice followed closely and flowed into his ears again.

“Seriously, brothers, I’m really into you……..What a disappointment!”

Disappointed?

Yes.”…….

Not only are you disappointed, we are also disappointed.

Encountered those things in John’s video just now.

Who can remain calm?

“I really can’t figure it out! It’s obviously such a happy thing. Are you all looking sad? ?”

“What’s your mentality? ah? What state of mind? ? Lu

Ze raised his voice and asked.

Countless faces outside the screen were surprised and confused.

Happy?

Are you making an international joke?

How can we be happy when we encounter this kind of thing?

Can we laugh?

Did Lu Ze just You were also angered by that video, so your brain is confused?

“Come, let me do an interview!”

Just when they were confused in their hearts,

Lu Ze suddenly said this

“I want to ask the brothers in the channel live room……..”

“You also watched the video just now! Do you have any brothers?……..Winning bid?”

As soon as these words came out, many people suddenly paused.

At this time, everyone has just been stabbed hard.

Lu Ze is……..

Prepare to inject another stream of sulfuric acid into the wound! and!

Even if there is………Those hard-working brothers shouldn’t stand up, right?

After all, what a shame this must be!

Magnified in front of tens of millions of people.

Without the mental quality forged from steel, he probably wouldn’t be able to withstand even the first wave of ridicule!

Everyone looked at Lu Ze on the screen with strange expressions.

Lu Ze, on the other hand, turned his head and looked at Chen Lei.

“Please help me access the live broadcast interface!”

“John likes to talk about ppt, so I will follow suit!”

“Everyone likes to play with trends, right?”

After he finished speaking, the noisy interface of the live broadcast room suddenly appeared on the big screen behind him.

“good!”

“Next, let’s see if any barrage comes forward!”

“Brothers, please help me keep an eye on the barrage. If you see a barrage with feedback, please give it a thumbs up!”

After the words fell, the number of comments suddenly increased.

But at a glance, almost all of them were denying or making sarcastic comments.

Until more than ten seconds later, a comment with more than 200,000 likes appeared……….

Suddenly across the screen.

That line of text is very simple.

But it is completely consistent with Lu Ze’s previous suggestion.——

【Brothers, I admit that I…….That’s the big bastard】！

“Oh, thank you brother for your personal statement!”

Lu Ze smiled and nodded, indicating to the staff to select the account that posted the barrage, and then sent a private message to ask for the other party’s phone number.

“Brother, believe me, the next thing you will know is how lucky you are!”

After leaving a sentence with unclear meaning, Lu Ze didn’t delay at all.

He dialed the other party’s phone number directly.

“Hello……..Hello.”

The voice coming from the receiver was tired and vicissitudes of life.

It was obvious that this guy had just received a particularly strong critical blow.

His overall mental state was ridiculously bad.

“Brother, since you have chosen to stand up, be honest and say���Well, how do you feel now?”

“Feel…….Haha.” The other party laughed feebly.

“My girlfriend is the first girl in that video”

“I really didn’t expect that they kissed in the alley”

“To be honest, I am desperate now, desperate for everything!”

In the hoarse voice, the pain was almost overflowing.

“I’m really good to her, I’m devoted to her”

“After getting paid every month, I only leave 300 yuan for myself, and the rest will be left to her.”

“Whatever she wants, I will give it to her!”

“I really have no money. Even if I get a loan, I will meet her requirements.”

“But I didn’t expect it, I really didn’t expect it, woo woo woo……..”

This voice sounded like that of a grown man who was at least thirty years old. He actually lost his temper and started crying in front of tens of millions of netizens.

“Shame on you!”

Just when everyone was in silence, Lu Ze suddenly let out a loud shout.

It actually scared the crying in the place to death!

“Why are you letting me cry about such a happy thing? Is it embarrassing for men?”

“Let me ask you, do you have any plans to marry her?”

“have……..”

“Damn it? You actually have plans to get married? That was simply a great joy!”

“If I were you, I would do nothing right now. First go out and call some good friends, set up a table, and celebrate.”

???

The audience in front of the screen was really shocked by Lu Ze’s increasingly outrageous expressions.

No……..

Is this really appropriate for you?

My girlfriend just cheated on me……..

Such a tragic thing, you actually let him celebrate.

What do you think?!

The man on the other side of the receiver was obviously a little surprised.

After a long silence, he finally spoke with a cry.

“Big brother…….Can you stop washing me?”

“Have I ever had an enmity with you before? Why are you adding salt to my wounds at this time?”

“ignorance!”

“How ignorant!”

Lu Ze said in a high-pitched voice!

“Come on, come on! Let me preset a scenario for you! Write a life script for you!”

“After writing it, you will know how ignorant you are! How silly! How lucky! What a celebration!!”

Lu Ze said as he walked up to John.

After forcefully grabbing the microphone from his hand, he gave him an ambiguous smile.

“Great hero, thank you for your gift!”

“After this wave of operations is completed, I will designate my brothers and I to crowdfund a monument for you, with a line of large characters engraved on it——”

“【Thank you to my international friends for screening the broken shoes, and I wish you will continue to be a father to the little fairy!】”

“”Shua”!

When Lu Ze said these words calmly, a flash of angry blood suddenly appeared on John’s face.

He was really well-educated.

Because he knew how poisonous Lu Ze’s mouth was.

So in Before taking the stage, he warned himself more than once that he would not fall into his”verbal trap” no matter what today!

But now, he was still slightly offended by Lu Ze’s so-called”epitaph”! A moment.

And!

Looking at Lu Ze’s face, which seemed to have everything under control, he suddenly had an unknown feeling……..

He really found the loopholes in my operation!

But the problem is?

Are there any loopholes in my operation?

John frowned and looked at Lu Ze blankly.

Looking at him, he walked towards the screen, paused for a few seconds, and then raised the microphone to his lips.

“Man, just imagine”

“If one day you get married to the little fairy whom John asked to kiss”

“Will your life become such a nightmare?”

“Every night during the first year of marriage, you will be communicating with the widest black hole in the world in the warmth of your bed!”

“When you just let your own spear of nature penetrate the hole of truth”

“Your meek wife, she will always ask you this question – Have you gone in? I’m going to start acting!”

“At this time, you will doubt your life, and you will cry under the quilt!”

“Is it my problem?”

“Haha, brother! Do not be sad!”

“It’s really your problem, after all……..You willingly chose to wander in the universe!”

“Even though this universe is filled with things belonging to the outside world,……..Little stars!”

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck,

Fuck, Fuck!

The moment Lu Ze’s voice fell, the audience in front of the screen was stunned………..

Good guy!

So is this the life script Lu Ze said?

Hell script, right?

It sounds worse than the previous video!

We are all adults, so we naturally know what the so-called black hole is and what the stars are in Lu Ze’s description………..

This is no longer a hint.

This is completely put on the table to hurt the buddy who is on the phone!

Good guy!

Is it so powerful?

“Finally one day, with your hard exploration. Maybe it was the eighth month of marriage when your wife told you that she was pregnant.”

?

Pregnant in the eighth month of marriage?

Why does this sentence sound weird?

“You are very happy, start buying a lot of things for your child, and start finding ways to do prenatal education every day.”

“You have imagined countless things about the bright future for your family of three.”

“Finally, the day you have waited for has arrived!”

“Your wife was pushed into the delivery room, and you stomped outside the door, waiting anxiously!”

“Originally, you thought that this process would take a long time, but after less than half an hour, the nurse called your name.”

“You ran over very excitedly, only to find that she was looking at you with extremely strange eyes!”

Lu Ze paused, and Yang Mi in the audience also put her palms on her stomach.

She was ready to start laughing.

After following Lu Ze for so long, she could already guess some of Lu Ze’s explosive points. Almost as close as ten

“Nurse, why are you so fast? Did something happen? You asked with a worried look on your face.”

“Oh, nothing happened. It was so big that she slipped out without even using any strength.”

“Hearing this, you are finally relieved. And at the same time, I gave your wife a thumbs up in my heart.”

“My wife, awesome!”

Lu Ze said with a smile. Some viewers who understood instantly laughed so much that they almost broke the table in front of them.

“Your whole family is very happy”

“Say hello to your wife and give your son new clothes”

“In this way, you spent two days happily! Suddenly one day, your mother pulled you outside the ward”

“She looked at you with an extremely serious expression. After a long while, he said something earth-shattering.”

“son……..I feel like my eldest grandson’s skin is so dark that he doesn’t look like someone from Kyushu?”

“That little curly hair, big eyes. The more I look at it, the more similar it becomes…….Feizhou black people?”

“The old mother’s words are like a shot in your heart!”

“It suddenly occurred to you that before you met your wife, she often flirted with a black colleague!”

“You swallowed this bitter pill”

“After all, you love your wife so much. Of course you have to raise the child she gave birth to!”

Lu Ze smiled at the camera, and the audience outside the screen was in a daze.

Of course, the reason why 5.5 has such emotions.

The biggest attribution of 5.5 is the more explosive”life script” just now.

This is too special

But this is an exaggeration…….It’s not impossible. after all!

The girl in the video behaves very much like this kind of person!

“You bear the humiliation and raise your little black child until he graduates from college”

“You finally breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the painful life is almost over”

“But one day, on the way to work. You suddenly fainted on the road”

“When you open your eyes again, there is a doctor with a serious expression standing next to you.”

“After looking at you meaningfully for a long time, I told you the reason why you fainted.”

“HIV, also known as the legendary AIDS!”

“In an instant, the world was spinning!”

“It was also at this time that your wife appeared”

“Who would have thought that as soon as she showed up, the doctor said something——”

“Huh? Didn’t you just check last week? Why are you here again?”

“I really want to give you a warning, don’t mess around with so many foreigners, sooner or later something will happen!”

“Na! Look at this male patient, he has HIV!”

“You’re confused, you’re stupid, you’re carrying a lifetime of pain and disgusting disease”

“Dead!”

After uttering three words lightly, Lu Ze raised his head and looked at the empty live broadcast room.

“Life script, completed”

“Dude, don’t think about it for one second and say something to your girlfriend!”

“What kind of girlfriend? Isn’t that just Kun?”

“Congratulations, perfect answer!”

“In order to reward your enlightenment, I will give you——”

“Starting tomorrow morning——”

“【Jukun Men’s Alliance Three-Day Travel around the World] Experience Voucher!”

“Tomorrow morning, I and I will set off!”

“Give it to me!”

“Some people should not think that………”

“We men don’t need to wake up, right?”.