Entertainment: Start as an idol trainee
Chapter 1052
"Um~ It's okay, give it to me." The child was anxious.
"Ah!!!!" When he reached out to get it, Peng Yuchang shouted to be brave.
"It's okay, it's okay, give it to me quickly!" The little sister was very anxious and continued to urge.
"Sister, you said it so easily, it's okay? If it's okay, why don't you come and get it, and stand so far away?"
"Haha~" Peng Yuchang, who was originally scared, was amused by his junior brother's complaints.
"Really, little sister, I have tolerated you for a long time!"
"If it weren't for the fact that you are beautiful and cute and a little girl, if you were a stinky boy like Xiao Fan Xian, I would beat you up." Cao Gong taught the little girl a lesson in a bad mood.
"Wow~ Brother, you are so fierce!" The scolded little sister started crying
"If you are not fierce, you can come and get it. The two brothers are scared like dogs, and you are still urging them?"
"Because of your word brother, we, a total of 50 people, are scared to the ground. What's the point?" The frightened Cao Gong did not even let the little sister go and started to scold her.
The audience watching the show were already laughing bitterly
Even the little sister couldn't act anymore and covered her mouth as well
"Remember, this is the first time we meet. It's a favor to help you, and it's my duty not to help you."
"You can't rely on being cute and keep digging holes for your brother."
"Besides, how important is a doll? Is it more fun than brother Yi'an Qianxi?"
"I want my doll~" The little sister still insisted.
"Okay, okay, I'll give it to you." At this point, Peng Yuchang is not so scared now.
Carefully reached out to grab the doll's fake leg, and then dragged the doll over like a straight man.
Yes, the little sister asked to take it, but Peng Yuchang just dragged it over.
"Hurry up, give it to me, pick it up!" the little sister asked.
"No! I can't pick it up! Junior brother, I can't pick it up!" Peng Yuchang squatted on the ground, not daring to look at the doll whose legs he was dragging, and was still asking Cao Gong for help.
"Don't drag it, pick it up, you will break the doll this way." The little sister said anxiously
But Cao Gong understood: "Don't pick it up, it feels like a pit, there will be something scary."
Just as Cao Gong finished speaking, Peng Yuchang had already picked it up.
Peng Yuchang picked up the doll and handed it to the little sister.
But in the process of reaching over, the doll's head suddenly broke and fell to the ground.
"Ahhh~" The doll's head fell off, which scared Peng Yuchang.
"Uh oh~" Including Cao Gong, they were also scared by the sudden loss of the head.
"Ahhh~" The frightened Peng Yuchang leaned against the wall, his hands were frightened into claws.
Cao Gong, who was beside him, was directly pulled down by Peng Yuchang.
Cao Gong, who was pulled down by Peng Yuchang, was still very nervous and kicked his legs in panic.
JustThe head of the doll that fell down was kicked.
"Wow, wow, you broke my doll!" The little sister cried even harder.
Regardless of the child's fear, after Cao Gong fell down, he happened to look at the headless doll next to him.
Seeing the doll, Cao Gong immediately picked it up and threw it to the end of the corridor
"Fire in the hole" When throwing the doll out, Cao Gong also shouted a classic line
"Ah ah ah ~ Hahaha ~ Ah ah ah hahaha ~"
Peng Yuchang, who was originally frightened and confused, heard Fire in the hole, and he couldn't help laughing while screaming in fear.
Fire in the hole (throwing a grenade) is the most classic English line in "Cross Fire".
Anyone who has played it basically knows what it means.
Cao Gong threw the doll as a grenade and dubbed it himself. How could it not be funny?
"My doll, brother, you are bad, I hate you!!!!" Looking at her doll that was thrown away, Xiaoxiaojie was very excited and said that she hated Cao Gong.
"Hate me?" Being told that he hated it, Cao Gong picked up the doll head next to him and threw it to the end of the corridor in the same way, and shouted "Fire in the hole."
"Hahaha~" Peng Yuchang, who was originally afraid, was no longer afraid, but laughed out loud.
Including the audience watching the show, they were all laughing at Cao Gong's behavior.
It's okay for Xiaoxiaojie's doll corpse clone, Cao Gong also threw them out separately.
This kind of operation can only be done by him, Cao Gong.
In this segment, the audience watching the show was crazy about posting comments. At the same time, this segment was also edited on Douyin, and the like rate was very high. Many people laughed until their stomachs hurt after watching it.
"Ah!!!!" The little girl screamed when she saw that the head of her doll was also thrown over.
"What? I got it back for you, and you still hate your brother? Go to hell with your doll."
"Let me show you what a sinister heart is."
"For your doll, we were both scared to death, and you still hate your brother?"
"Woo woo~" The little sister turned around to pick up her broken doll and left.
The little sister left, and the two cowards in the play were still limp and sitting on the ground against the wall.
After the thrilling scene, the two people looked so cowardly.
"After this incident, I don't want to have a daughter anymore." (To read the most exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
"I originally thought that I would be a daughter slave, but today this doll made me realize that I can't have a daughter in the future, otherwise I don't know how many dolls there will be in the family in the future."
"I can't have a daughter anymore. The dolls my daughter plays with are all scary and thrilling."
"It's better to have a son. The Ultraman that my son plays with must believe in light,There will be no darkness with Ultraman. ”
“Yes, we can’t have daughters anymore, we should have sons, and buy Ultraman for them.”
“Hahaha~” Peng Yuchang, who was sitting limp on the ground, couldn’t hold back his laughter.[]
Including the audience watching the show, they were all amused by Cao Gong’s cute idea.
Because of this incident, he has a shadow and doesn’t want a daughter anymore?
And considering that daughters like dolls, but sons like Ultraman.
His idea is very funny, and everyone likes to see it.
“Let’s go, get the work badge and go up to find them.” Peng Yuchang said.
“Don’t worry, let’s collude on the confession first, otherwise what if they ask about our miserable situation just now? We can’t say we were scared, right?”
“Is it embarrassing? "Speaking of this, Peng Yuchang also nodded in agreement with a smile.
"We will never admit it, and we will just say that we are doing a task and have to sing a high note."
"We have to emit a certain decibel level before we can pass and get our work badges."
Cao Gong said this, Peng Yuchang smiled and said, "Can they believe it?"
"You have to believe it even if you don't want to. This is a hospital, and there must be noise testing decibels."
"But when the show is broadcast, won't it be seen anyway?" Peng Yuchang said with a smile.
"It doesn't matter. When the show is broadcast, they will say that the program group edited it randomly to create a program effect. We are all actors, and we have received a salary. In order to make it more interesting, we will cooperate with the performance and create a variety show effect. This is for sure."
".Everyone knows that variety shows are scripted, and we also act according to the script. ”
“Hehe~” Cao Gong was right, it was perfect, and Peng Yuchang could hardly help laughing.
When the program group was editing the program later, they also added subtitles.
He also said very seriously: Ah, yes, it was performed according to the script, it was definitely performed.
The audience watching the program also saw the subtitles, but they just didn’t believe it.
It can be seen that the two of them performed the most realistically.
After resting for a while, they trembled to the nurse station and left immediately after getting their work badges.
When they entered the elevator, the two went up to the fourth floor.
As soon as they got to the fourth floor, they saw that the passage was lit, which meant that the three people here had passed the level.
But seeing a medical bed in the corridor overturned, this is the benefit of having a tank.
“Sister Mi, are you here?” Peng Yuchang was still cautious.
“Oh, hey, I’m finally here. "Hearing the sound, the four people came out in a hurry.
When they came out, they saw the two people coming over.
Peng Yuchang and Cao Gong came here, but they were discovered. They were both sweating.
"Two warriors, you are not afraid at all, right?" Da Zhangwei deliberately teased.
"No, we are very fierce, we are brave in the play." Cao Gonghousaid shamelessly.
"Oh, really? Then the screams downstairs just now were all the screams of little mice?"
The big teacher's teasing made the two stubborn people embarrassed. ;
"What happened? The screams of both of you have reached here, and you can hear them clearly."
Xu Kai was very curious and didn't know what happened.
"No, it's just a task." Peng Yuchang, who was stubborn, shamelessly tried to find an excuse.
"What task?" Huang Minghao asked further.
"It's just to test decibels and lung capacity. As for hospitals, you know that they will test lung capacity."
As a doctor, Cao Gong lied with his eyes open, which made Yang Mi, who knew him well, chuckle.
Others couldn't hear it, but could she not hear that Cao Gong was lying?
Others may not be able to see it, but she can tell at a glance that her husband is lying.
They are an old couple. If she doesn't even know this much about him, then there is really nothing to say.
"After this side quest, I decided not to have a daughter, but a son."
"Ah?" Yang Mi was surprised by this sudden statement: "Why don't you want a daughter?"
"Just now, we were doing a task, a little girl gave us a task, and asked us to shout to test our lung capacity by testing the decibel, but we shouted our voices hoarse."
"Daughters are too much trouble, sons are better. If it's a son, I'll beat him up first if he's so troublesome to me." Cao Gong continued to lie with his eyes open, and even Yang Mi almost believed it.
Yang Mi knew that she was shy and sweet, and at the same time, she was curious about what he had experienced. .
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