Entertainment: Start as an idol trainee
Chapter 981
"Oh, after the breakup, you feel like you were slept with for nothing for a few years, and you didn't get anything materially."
"After the breakup, why don't you think about the fact that your boyfriend has worked hard for a few years, but you didn't give him anything materially?"
"You were slept with for nothing. Before your boyfriend started dating you, he peed 2.8 meters into the wind. After dating you, he gradually wet his shoes with the wind. Why don't you say anything about this?"
"You were the one whose youth was wasted for a few years? Your boyfriend wasted a few years of kidney water. Why don't you say anything?"
Cao Gong As soon as the joke came out, the live broadcast room went crazy
Because it really speaks to the hearts of boys, and it is the most real
"Hahaha~ Peeing against the wind is 2.8 meters, and now the wind is wetting shoes, I am laughing to death!"
"Oh my god, hahaha~ It's so fucking real."
"Hahaha~ This is really the voice of men, and it is also the pain of boys."
"Compared to men peeing against the wind for 2.8 meters and now wetting shoes with the wind, girls are really much better."
"Brother-in-law, I love you, finally someone is for men People speak their minds."
"Brothers, protect my brother-in-law. These words will surely make women unhappy and they will definitely scold my brother-in-law, but today we have to protect my brother-in-law well!"
"That's right, brothers, prepare for the attack of women's fists."
"As a woman, I think what my brother-in-law said is right."
"Any reasonable person can understand what my brother-in-law said."
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"Of course, in the eyes of many girls, I am speaking for men."
"I don't deny that That's true, but I'm also telling you this. "
"Love is love, love is love, and if it's linked to money, then 18 is all business, understand?"
"Girls, don't think of yourself as a commodity."
"To put it nicely, it's a commodity, to put it bluntly, it's just a small card."
"Don't think of yourself as such a person."
"If you don't even love yourself, who else do you want to love you?"
These words also silenced many girls, but many people can understand.
Of course, there will be some who don't listen, and there's no need to care about such people.
"Brother-in-law, my husband keeps finding excuses to sleep in the living room, is there any way?"
Seeing this barrage, Cao Gong read it out and laughed: "No more black silk at home?"
"Hahaha~" The barrage in the live broadcast room, a burst of laughter.
Countless viewers understood what Cao Gong meant in seconds.
Husband doesn't go back to the room to sleep? Is it because he can't bear to wear this black stocking, or he has no more.
Even girls understand what this means.
"My legs are not pretty, and my figure is not slim, so it's useless to wear black stockings." This friend said.
"Hehe, there are some things that can't be said, otherwise you will be banned." Although there is a way, Cao Gong can't say it..
Of course, the audience who watched the live broadcast also understood the analysis.
If you can't say it, then it means it's 18+, so of course you can't say it
"Brother-in-law, why don't the bosses and princes in novels and idol dramas have your Guangdong ones?"
This question, asked, made Cao Gong couldn't help laughing.
"Let me put it this way. The boss you have in mind is someone who sits in a luxury car, arrives at the destination, and a driver comes down to open the door for you. Then the boss comes out of the car in a suit and a slicked-back hair."
"The moment he gets out of the car, his aura is fully on, and he looks cool and expressionless. This is the most handsome look of the boss."
"You can tell at a glance that he is either the president or the heir to the group."
"But if it were in Guangdong, the car would stop, the driver would open the door, and then a boss wearing a herringbone hairstyle, beach pants, and a white vest would get out of the car swayingly. Tell me, is this a boss?"
"Isn't this the uncle in our neighborhood?"
What Cao Gong said made the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
It feels like that, really.
"There are also the bosses and rich young men in idol dramas. When they chase girls, they always take them to high-end restaurants to eat Western food. They do whatever makes them feel ceremonial."
"But in Guangdong, we will drive the heroine for dozens of kilometers to Shankala to eat white-cut chicken at a farmhouse. The kind of chicken that is not raised with feed, but must be raised with grains."
"In Guangdong, if someone can take you to eat old hen soup, it means that he loves you and wants to marry you. Do you understand?"
"In Guangdong, the highest standard of gift giving is to give chickens that are raised by yourself, and are fed with grains instead of feed. This is the highest etiquette of gift giving in Guangdong."
"So, do you understand why the Guangdong young men in TV dramas do this?"
After Cao Gong finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing.
The audience fans in the live broadcast room also understood.
"Yes, my brother-in-law also wears slippers and shorts in private."
Seeing this comment, Cao Gong stood up and showed everyone what he was wearing at the moment: "Look, T-shirt, shorts, and flip-flops, the standard outfit for Guangdong people."
The audience in the live broadcast room was boiling again, this is really true.
In fact, Cao Gong does dress casually in private, and fans all know this.
When he is not working, he is also very casual when he goes out. (To read the violent novels, go to Flylu Novel Network!)
He is still a person who often lives in Shanghai. In Shanghai, as long as you go out, you must wear a suit and tie.
If you go out without a suit and tie, you will be laughed at for not having money to buy clothes.
But Cao Gong himself, who has a mansion worth 100 million or 200 million in Shanghai, wears shorts and flip-flops when he goes out, and doesn't care about these at all.
Many times, paparazzi photographed Cao Gong driving a mansion worth millions of dollars, wearing a vest, shorts andGo to the vegetable market to buy vegetables.
These are not a big deal, and everyone is used to it []
"Brother-in-law, what is your ideal life like?" a fan asked.
"My ideal life is to have a piece of land, build a house, open a fish pond in the vacant land to raise fish, and then there is a piece of land next to it for me to raise chickens and grow vegetables."
"I like living in a villa because it has its own yard."
"This yard belongs to me, I can grow vegetables and raise chickens."
"There is no way in Magic City, but in Hengdian, it is possible."
"My villa in Hengdian has a chicken shed in the yard, and there are more than a dozen chickens in it."
"Then I also opened a piece of land to grow vegetables. The only pity is that there is no fish pond."
Cao Gong himself talked about this in the live broadcast room, which made many people envious.
But at the same time, some fans knew it because they had filmed it with a drone before.
Cao Gong's villa in Hengdian does have a chicken coop and a vegetable garden.
"Brother-in-law, I'm going to Guangdong on a business trip. How do you know that the food in this restaurant is delicious?"
Seeing this barrage, Cao Gong said to the fan: "If you go to any city in Guangdong except Shenzhen, and you don't know which restaurant is delicious, then look at the cars."
"Don't go to those high-end restaurants, just go to the roadside or the streets."
"Go to any high-end car you see. Generally, the food that people who drive high-end cars go to is not bad." Cao Gong gave him a tip so that this friend can find delicious food when he goes to Guangdong.
During the live broadcast, someone came in from behind.
Liu Shishi came into his room and gave him the brewed tea.
Cao Gong took a look and said, "What kind of tea?"
"Drink it yourself." Liu Shishi, who brought in the tea, asked him to drink a little and try it himself.
But after taking a sip, Cao Gong's eyes widened: "Who brewed it?"
"Not much left, don't brew it anymore, brew something else." Cao Gong was anxious.
"Hehe~" Knowing that he would have this reaction, Liu Shishi laughed so hard that his body shook.
"I took the wrong one." Liu Shishi admitted that he took the wrong one, which made Cao Gong even more amused: "Not much left, don't brew the one in the box anymore, it costs tens of thousands of yuan to brew it, what kind of family is this, drinking it like this?"
"Your father asked me for it, but I couldn't bear to give it to him, and I couldn't bear to drink it myself." Cao Gong really likes this tea, because this tea is in short supply.
"I accidentally took the wrong one, isn't it brewed and brought it up for you?" Liu Shishi laughed.
The audience of the 767 live broadcast rooms were also surprised that Liu Shishi was here.
But soon, everyone understood, after all, the two lived together for two months during the quarantine.
"Don't soak it. I'll put it in the safe." To be honest, he really wants to put it in the safe.The safe.
"You are so funny. You put the keys of a luxury car worth millions of dollars in your home."
"Oh, you put this little tea in the safe?" Liu Shishi was really drunk.
"If it is not available, sell it. Scarcity makes things valuable. If it is available, I don't have to do this."
"Cars and other things will depreciate, so you don't have to worry about not being able to buy them, but this tea is gone."
This is the preciousness of it. For Cao Gong, who loves tea, he is really willing to give it up.
After drinking the tea, Cao Gong felt that the taste of this tea was still delicious.
After putting the teacup aside, Liu Shishi asked him: "Have you fed the chickens? Just live broadcast."
"I have fed them when I came out just now."
"Hey, I don't need to direct tomorrow. I will go to the crew of "The Son-in-law" to film."
"Let's make rice dumplings tomorrow?" Cao Gong thought of this and told Liu Shishi.
"You eat salty zongzi, I eat sweet zongzi." Liu Shishi immediately reminded him: "And your salty zongzi is made of pork, Reba and I can't eat it."
"Beef, we can make beef zongzi."
"Can I?" This was something Liu Shishi didn't expect, there was actually beef.
"What a joke, you can make zongzi with candied dates, why can't we make zongzi with beef?" Cao Gong felt funny, but he was beaten by Liu Shishi as soon as he finished speaking.
"Do you have time to make them? You still have to wait after making them." In Liu Shishi's opinion, this takes too much time.
"As for time, you can always squeeze it in, otherwise you will always work and have no time to enjoy your life."
"During the Spring Festival, it would be better if I was not in Shanghai, but in Hengdian. It is much more convenient to live in a villa here, and you can eat whatever you want; when I was quarantined in Shanghai, I lived in a community with various restrictions."
After listening to his thoughts, Liu Shishi just shook his head. .
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