Entertainment: Start grouping CP from the life you long for

Seeing that Wang Zhengyu didn't speak, the girl who was suddenly pulled out by Xuanwu looked at Director Wang's face, and immediately waved her hand and said: "Actually, we don't work hard, Director Wang is the one who stays up the longest and hardest." "

"And I'm actually engaged, so I won't be able to get married. The girl relieved Wang Zhengyu.

Everyone knows Xuanwu's kindness, and he is indeed very warm.

"Uh....." Xuanwu at this time was embarrassed.

Nima?

Why is his luck so bad, just pick one and pick an engagement.

I thought I had picked one that I particularly admired myself.

Just watched herself, the most fascinated and nymphomaniac is her.

I really didn't expect it, I didn't expect it!

"Ahem...."Xuanwu coughed twice dryly and said, "No wonder Wang Dao's eyes can only be seen by others when the lights are turned on at night." "

After saying that, he turned around and went back to the house, and finally found a suitable step for himself.

However, Wang Zhengyu was still confused, and poked the assistant next to him.

"What did he mean by that?"

The assistant was stunned and said, "Then don't hit me, I'll explain to you." "

"Say it quickly. Wang Zhengyu nodded impatiently, he really didn't understand that sentence too much.

At this time, the assistant next to him explained to Wang Zhengyu: "What Xuanwu said means that your eyes are dark circles except for the whites of your eyes, and you can only see your eyes clearly when the lights are turned on at night." "

Wang Zhengyu slapped the assistant directly on the head, and said angrily: "you." "

If you say okay, don't hit me, and you do it again.

Why is it so difficult to be an assistant, obviously Xuanwu said it, why was it me who was beaten?

Blue lean shiitake mushrooms!

.......

In the living room of the mushroom house, everyone sat together, drinking tea in a daze.

"Why don't we play a game of idiom solitaire?" He Jiong suddenly suggested.

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Everyone reconsidered.

At this time, Xuanwu's eyes rolled and he said, "I'll come first and do whatever I want!"

After speaking, he took a sip of tea quietly, full of anger!

"I'll come, I'll come. Liying was the first to raise her hand, thought for a while, and said, "For...... For...... Do whatever you want!"

"I said it, it's the idiom solitaire, it's not my father who taught me to know men!"

Xuanwu complained very much on the side.

However, the next second was greeted by a fragrant wind, followed by a slap: "I'm going to die!"

"Poof...... This can't work, Xiao Wu, you can change it again" Huang Lei didn't think of a better word, and said on the side.

Hearing this, Xuanwu spread his hands and continued: "You can't prevent it!"

"Anti-...... Defend...... I can't think of it. "

Yuexi said with a bitter face.

"Hey, you're looking for trouble, aren't you!" He Jiong gave Xuanwu a slap on the side.

Hearing He Jiong say this, Xuanwu was not happy, and a spirit straightened up and said: "Teacher He, you said that you played idiom solitaire, I just played the game normally!

"Okay, you continue, I still don't believe it!" After speaking, He Jiong pulled everyone: "Come on, come on, let's pick himself up together!"

"Who's afraid of whom!"

Then......

Xuanwu: "Keep improving"

The crowd "......."

Xuanwu: "Too many to mention"

Everyone: "......"

Xuanwu: "Learning from the Pain"

Crowd: "......."

Xuanwu: "Year after year"

Crowd: "......."

Xuanwu: "Branches out of the branches"

Everyone: "........"

Xuanwu: "Under the house as a house"

Everyone: "........"

Now everyone couldn't help it anymore, they looked at each other, and everyone went out together, holding Xuanwu is a fat beating.

made everyone in the live broadcast room laugh.

"Poofhaha, I'm laughing to death!"

"It turns out that the little brother is the originator of this game!"

"Hahaha.... That's a great move!"

"As soon as Xuanwu exits, everyone starts!"

"Poof.... No problem with the upstairs knitting, 666"

"Everyone's light, I want to see my little brother tomorrow!"

"Play a game and put yourself in it, amazing!"

Just when everyone was beating Xuanwu one by one, a phone rang and interrupted everyone's play.

"Jingle Bell Jingle Bell ......."

The phone rings in the mushroom house.

At this time, Xuanwu, who had nothing to love, raised his hands and roared, "Ah... God help me!"

The call came so timely, I finally didn't have to be abused anymore.

He Jiong asked: "Who will call on the night?"

Although there were doubts on his lips, his body walked towards the phone very honestly.

Of course, before leaving, I didn't forget to give Xuanwu another slap.

Then, everyone stopped what they were doing and gathered around.

He Jiong picked up the phone and pressed the speakerphone directly.

"Hello, we are here at the mushroom house. "

No one spoke for a long time, and suddenly a refreshing, crisp female voice rang on the other end of the phone: "I know, it's the mushroom house." "

Then, without waiting for He Jiong to speak, the guest's voice came from the phone again: "I order food, just give me a roast whole lamb, and add a roast whole beef!"

"Why don't you go to heaven? dare to hit the mushroom house?" Xuanwu whispered on the side, causing everyone to bow their heads and hold back laughter.

Hearing this voice, the other side of the phone seemed to think of something again, and said, "It was Xuanwu who spoke just now, right? I want Xuanwu to serve me." "

Then He Jiong's side didn't react for a long time, and everyone was stunned.

Who is this guest? Why are you in a hurry and want to do something?!

Before everyone could react, Xuanwu walked to the phone and said.

"First, if you don't have food, you will die. "

"Second, master, I don't sell my body, after all, I am a man who wants to eat soft rice. "

"Third, what did you say last time?"

Hearing Xuanwu ask, the other party was obviously stunned for a moment, and subconsciously replied: "I want Xuanwu to serve me!"

"The previous sentence. "

"I ordered. "

"One more sentence. "

"It's a mushroom house. "

"Sorry, you made a mistake! This is not a mushroom house. "

Doodoo ...... Xuanwu directly clicked and hung up.

At this time, everyone reacted and immediately burst into laughter.

Huang Lei gave Xuanwu a slap and said, "You kid, do a good job!"

"I also eat roasted whole sheep and roasted whole beef, why don't you drink boiled water, is he a pig!" Xuanwu rolled his eyes and said.

However, after saying this, he suddenly felt two murderous eyes behind him.

"Ahem......" Xuanwu coughed a little embarrassed.

When the audience in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they all leaned back and turned back with laughter.

"Poof...... What kind of immortal is this!"

"Mom, roast whole sheep, roast whole beef, the new guests are using the mushroom house as a slaughterhouse, right?"

"God's Slaughterhouse......"

"I feel that Xuanwu's operation is very spiritual, and the guests may have to play again!"

"Haha, I always feel that people haven't come yet, and a strong sense of cp is coming!"

"Rewu CP is not convinced!"

"Bone Martial CP seconded!"

"Yuewu CP rejected the application for a new CP breath to join the team!"

Xiu'er...... Is that you?"

......

......_

To see the ununderlined version of the novel, please download the Feilu Novel APP!