Recently, Leonardo has been afraid to show his face when going out. He even forgot to wear a mask when he went out once and had to cover his head with clothes.
Otherwise, those paparazzi will seize the opportunity and the camera will slap you in the face.
"Leonardo, did you know that when the air conditioner is running, its refrigerant will release harmful substances such as Freon, which have a destructive effect on the ozone layer and accelerate global warming?"
"The air conditioner used in my home is an environmentally friendly air conditioner"
"Environmentally friendly air conditioners also consume electricity, right? Do you know that a significant increase in the electricity consumption of air conditioners will lead to the burning of more fossil fuels, produce emissions of greenhouse gases such as carbon dioxide, and exacerbate global climate change?"
"Walter?"
"Leonardo, if you are really an environmentalist, you should give up using electrical appliances to save electricity; give up using flush toilets and bathing to save water; you should not even use condoms. You must know that plastic is the most polluting thing to the environment. of……"
"Walter?"
"Leonardo, we found burnt charcoal in your garbage dump, which means you conducted barbecue activities at home. Do you know how many forests will be cut down due to barbecue?"
"Walter?"
Leonardo couldn't stand it anymore. Are these reporters crazy???
So he took his girlfriend Bar Refaeli on a plane and flew to South Africa, planning to hide with Martin for a while.
"Man, those guys are so abominable. If the law didn't allow it, I would really want to sue those guys who secretly photographed my house and dug through my trash can."Leonardo danced in front of Martin and cursed the paparazzi.
But he could only vent like this.
Because the laws of most states in the United States stipulate that as long as it is to satisfy the public's interest, the mass media They have the right to reveal and report the current and past events of a public figure, and the use of his/her name and photo does not require prior authorization.
Therefore, it is legal and legal for paparazzi to reveal the privacy of celebrities, and this is also the rule of Hollywood. The reason for the increasing popularity of paparazzi.
What’s more interesting is that publications can use the names and photos of officials, people running for office, and celebrities such as writers, actors, or musicians, as long as they are related to legitimate events of public concern. or related information without authorization. Even if a person's private life becomes public as a result, authorization is not required as long as the information is related to their official office or public role. Furthermore
, American courts have consistently held that authorization is not required as long as the facts are relevant to their public life. , even if they are remotely related, officials and public figures actually have no right to privacy.
Therefore, in the United States, writing a biography of a president or making a biopic of Rockefeller does not require their consent. The biography can be published and the film can be distributed. , as long as it is not an overly exaggerated fabrication.
Martin smiled and patted Leonardo on the shoulder,"Man, stop complaining. The celebrity industry makes a lot of money, attracts a lot of attention, has great influence, and has many benefits. The biggest The sacrifice you make is the sacrifice of your own privacy, but if you think about it this way, one day no one will care about your privacy, and you will no longer be popular."
"But this time you hit the target. Because some of the recent actions of environmentalists in the White House have gone too far, and even affected the interests of the sponsors behind these organizations, there will be a period of suppression, and your movie , Your reputation is just used by those people to establish authority."
Martin said sympathetically.
"Walterfak, and this thing, damn, I don't know."
Leonardo was upset. If he had known that the release of his movie would have been postponed, he wouldn't have made any money anyway. The environmentalist is Leonardo's character set ten years ago, but the character is just a character - —He is allowed to eat meat, drive his car, and blow the air conditioner. It is impossible for him to affect his quality of life because of his"personality", so there are many ways for him to be caught. Usually no one will care about these, celebrities It's just a character creation, everyone tacitly agrees, but who makes this period special?
He can only be considered unlucky
"Man, I think you should buy a farm like me in Australia or New Zealand. You can hide and be quiet when necessary. If that doesn't work, you might as well buy an island. It's not expensive for you anyway"
"Well, I did have this idea recently, but I don’t really like buying a house anywhere. It’s too troublesome to take care of, and there’s a lot of property taxes to pay every year. By the way, did you hear that that guy Cage owes the IRS $6.3 million in property taxes and is said to be going bankrupt?"
Leonardo is very angry when he is gossiped about, but he takes great pleasure in gossiping about others.
"I've known it for a long time. He owes a lot of debt outside. Look at how many bad movies he made last year,"The Sorcerer's Apprentice"》、《furious speed》、《season of the witch》、《"Desperate Escape", in order to get paid to pay off his debts, he no longer cares about picking up roles.……"
"How pitiful!"
Leonardo felt much more comfortable.
Seeing that the stars who were once at the same level as himself were much more unlucky than him, after comparing them, he suddenly felt that what he had encountered was nothing.
…………
"Ho Neshet, this is the alien in your movie, really, really makes Falk so ugly!!!"
The next day, Leonardo, who had nothing to do, brought his girlfriend and Martin to the set of"District 9".
When he saw the aliens with makeup, he was really shocked.
Similar to people The body structure, skinny and ugly hands and feet, the surface of the body is not smooth skin, but layers of things similar to insect shells, with different shapes and colors.
It is like God peeling off a handful of shrimp shells and insect shells at will Sprinkled on the bodies of these things.
The head is the biggest difference from humans.
The eyes are similar to the compound eyes of insects.
There are thin and long tentacles on the top of the head.
There is also grasshopper-like armor around the neck. (Read Baoshuan novels, Just go to Feilu Novel Network!)
There are also shrimp tentacles on both sides of the nose.
The mouth cannot be called a mouth, but should be called mouthparts, somewhat like a combination of a cricket and a grasshopper.
It is simply too ugly.
Leon Nadeau said he had never seen such an ugly alien.
"I agree with you!"
Robert Downey Jr., half of his body covered in alien makeup, came over, waving the pliers in his left hand and said to Leonardo.
Leonardo was startled, and then he recognized the guy in front of him. Who.
The two had met and chatted at Martin's party, and they seemed to agree.
Seeing Robert Downey Jr.'s appearance at this time, Leonardo burst out laughing.
"Hahahaha, man, you look so chic now. Wait, let me take a photo."
Click!
The phone flashed, and the image was frozen.
Robert Downey Jr. rushed over,"Asshole, delete it quickly, or I will eat you!"
(Brothers, please take care of me. Please give me some comments, flowers, collections, and rewards. Thank you. Thousands).
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