Entertainment starts with happy comedians
Chapter 396
On the stage, Mu Chen and Han Jian complained for a while.
Han Jian summed up, and said to Mu Chen complainingly, "Now this product is all about being strong and not being strong, and not being strong and not being strong." "
"That's right." Hearing Han Yan's words, Mu Chen slapped his thigh, and began to complain with relish, "Just say the plastic bag, buy a piece of rice cake and put it in the plastic bag, the rice cake passes through the plastic bag, and the noodles are on the feet, buy a bag of grilled fish fillets, and the front teeth are pulled off and not torn, this thing~~"
After listening to Mu Chen's words, Han Jian crossed his calves, changed his posture, and complained unwillingly, "You just say that the doorbell in my house, press it after work and it won't ring, and when you fall asleep in the middle of the night, you sing it by yourself, and the doorbell sings by yourself." "
The two complained one after another, and the audience who listened was stunned.
"Poof, I'll rub it, how do I feel that what Brother Mu and the goddess said is so true~!"
"Yes, yes, isn't it, the last time I went to the supermarket to buy rice cakes, the quality of the plastic bag is really not complimentary~"
"Mmmm, there's also the doorbell at my house, it's not much different from what the goddess said, this script is absolutely amazing~~"
The two of them complained one by one, which directly caused the audience to talk in an uproar, and the barrage and comment area in the live broadcast room were not to be outdone.
However, this is just the beginning.....
Immediately afterwards, just when the audience was relish and watching, Mu Chen lived up to the audience's expectations and began to complain again, "Let me tell you, you just said my meter, right?" Usually why don't you use electricity to go around, as long as you cough and jump the word to know no, a few days ago I made dumplings, when when a chop filling, chop into dozens of pieces, this thing ~~"
Listening to Mu Chen's complaints, the sense of the picture in the audience's minds is as real as experiencing it in person.
At this time, Han Yu's smiling little face, tacitly after Mu Chen finished speaking, he answered smoothly and continued to complain, "You just say that my TV, the sky line, you can't touch the shadow with your hands, so that your hand will come out of the way, my mother said that day, don't always reach it with your hands, it's weird and tired, it's really not okay to cut some meat and hang it up~!" "
When Mu Chen heard this, he laughed non-stop, and then complained, "I said that your mother really has a trick, you just said that the washing machine in my house is louder than the tractor, and I don't dare to wash clothes in the house, I just moved the washing machine out that day, I heard someone bang on the door, opened the door and looked, the washing machine swayed into the house by itself, I said in my heart that the quality of this broken thing is not good, and I know that this thing is sent in after washing...."
But at the same time as Mu Chen complained and spoke, everyone laughed, and I saw Mu Chen holding Han Xiaoxue's hand, and I don't know when he let go, but if he let go, forget it, and when Mu Chen spit out, he put his hand back again, and what was even more frustrating was that Mu Chen was stunned. Absolutely absolute....
The audience was stunned for a moment, and the next moment, they all went crazy.
"Poof~ I'll wipe it, fake, ah~~~ It's really fake, Brother Mu is so shameless!"
"I'll drop a day, Brother Mu's courage is a little bigger, let go and catch it again, I'm not afraid of being slapped to death by the goddess~"
"No, Brother Mu, you bastard, it's really fake, taking advantage of the goddess for so long, woo woo woo ~ I hate you ~!!"
"Ma Ma Ma Ma, that brother on the stage is good or bad, he is a bad silver, I don't like it, hum~~"
"Come on, bring me my 80-meter long knife, see if I don't kill Brother Mu's soul with one sword, and return my goddess~~~"
The audience exploded directly, and the audience in the live broadcast room went even more crazy.
Purple Mountain, villa.
"Poof~cough, cough~!!"
Yang Mi couldn't hold back, she just took a sip of the drink, she was directly choked, staring at Mu Chen with a bewildered face in the video with wide eyes, meow, this big pervert's face is really not ordinarily thick.
"Ah~~~ Stinky husband, bad husband, I know, hum, it's so bad, it's so flirtatious, my heart hurts~~" Little Lori kept yelling, and Yang Mi, who listened to it, slapped the crows flying over.
But I saw that at this time, Xiao Lori pouted a small mouth that was enough to hang the oil lamp, humming and eating flying vinegar, "Bad guy husband, when I come back, I won't teach you a good lesson, and let you hold other people's hands so much, and flirt with people like that, hehehe~~ It must be very fun, very exciting, so looking forward to it." "
Yang Mi, "....."
This little Lori,Meow is really thunderous.,Where are you, big pervert, sister?,If you don't come, your honey will collapse~~
"Huh.... Sister Mimi, what's wrong with you feeling uncomfortable, your face is so bad~? Little Lori turned her head and tilted her head, seeing that Yang Miqiao's face was full of distress, and asked curiously with 'concern'.
"No, nothing." The corners of Yang Mi's mouth twitched for a while, her eyelids kept jumping, her face was so bad, don't you have a little bit of pressure in your little Lori's heart, ah??
Big pervert, Sister Qiao'er, come back quickly, your honey is about to collapse, in the face of little Lori, the concubine can't do it~~
The little Lori in the villa is heartless and jealous, Yang Mi Naoren is tormented, sadness flows backwards, shiitake mushrooms are blue and thin, swollen, what to do?? _
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