Entertainment: The Start was Signed by Boss Yang
Chapter 870
At that time, there were many fans gathered around the airport to see Zou Wenping's demeanor.
In order to avoid traffic jams, Zou Wenping took a group photo with everyone.
The opening is the picture of the group photo.
Then Sha Yi and others packed their luggage and headed to Thailand.
Then the screen changed again, and Sha Yi had already arrived at his lodging place.
Gao Yuanyuan, Yang Zi, and Li Xiaoqin are all on their way to the hotel by boat or car.
Soon it will be cut to Zou Wenping.
He hadn't walked out of the airport in Thailand yet, and at this time he was at the counter, buying coffee when he suddenly tripped over by a foreigner next to him.
Then Zou Wenping rushed over, and hugged Luzhu in a very chic posture.
This scene happened to be photographed by the photographer who followed me at the time.
After all, Luzhu is Zou Wenping's apprentice, and she also said that as long as it is not excessive, she will not pursue the infringement of portrait rights in Chinese Restaurant.
So Zhang Tong cut this scene into the feature film.
After saving Luzhu, Zou Wenping left in a flick of his clothes, extremely chic!
When Zou Wenping just walked out of the airport, he was held back by a Thai aunt.
The aunt led a well-dressed young woman.
In very standard English, he asked Zou Wenping with a smile.
How do you do, sir! Do you need to rent a wife?
What?
To hear this, see the translation of the subtitles below.
The audience in front of the TV, their expressions were like Zou Wenping on TV, they were all stunned!
Rent a wife?
Fuck, is it so explosive right from the start?
But the girl next to the aunt looks very beautiful.
This made some viewers feel a little bit secretly moved.
...
But Zou Wenping on TV resolutely refused.
But the aunt did not give up.
Aren't our girls beautiful?
Zou Wenping shook his head.
No, no, she's beautiful, but I don't like it!
This middle-aged woman is very courageous in sales, and Zou Wenping is her fancy customer.
Can he say no to it?
Then why don't you like it?
Could it be that you like older ones?
Then can you see me?
puff!
After hearing this, the audience in front of the TV were all caught off guard by lightning.
Some are drinking water, or watching the show for dinner.
After hearing this sentence, I sprayed water and rice directly!
How can God see me?
Although their nationalities are different, that aunt definitely has Xia Kingdom blood.
Even though she was very beautifully dressed, the audience could tell at a glance that the aunt was definitely over fifty years old.
It's really persistent, for (caad) attracting customers, I put myself out!
...
On the TV, Zou Wenping's face turned green.
Say it quickly.
I, I don't like women!
Then I climbed into the compartment of the pickup truck arranged by the show.
The aunt thought for a while, and her eyes lit up.
Loudly said.
Don't like girls? We also have boys here!
Weak! Mighty!
“Definitely can satisfy your taste!”
puff!
The audience sprayed water again, and some even sprayed water directly from their noses.
no.
You must not drink water while watching this episode, or you will choke yourself to death before finishing the show!
This aunt is really far-sighted. In this short period of time, she wants to break our brother Ping?
Zou Wenping's face was almost as green as a grassland.
Shouted to the cab.
Hurry up and drive away!
The car starts slowly!
But the Thai aunt, not giving up, reached out and grabbed the back of the pickup truck.
There is still a smile on his face.
Don't like women, don't you like men?
I see! You like ladyboys!
Say it earlier, this is a specialty of our country of Thailand.
Don't be embarrassed, as long as you open your mouth to ask, I can satisfy you!
Good guy.
This business is big enough!
Women have it, men have it, and women and men have it!
The audience in front of the TV laughed like crazy!
Zou Wenping on TV is already going crazy!
If it wasn't for international friendship, Brother Ping would definitely beat this fat woman up!
After all, Brother Ping has been beaten before, and he is a master of Muay Thai!
Although good men don't hit women.
But who knows, is the woman in front of her a shemale?
Zou Wenping took a deep breath.
Stretching out her hand to grab it, the aunt grabbed the wrist of the car door.
Listen to me.
I don't like women, I don't like men, and I don't like transvestites!
I like Martians!
finished.
With a sudden force of both hands, the aunt's hand was pulled from the
The car door opened.
Then Zou Wenping let go of his hand.
The pickup truck drove Zou Wenping and others into the distance.
The lens of the photographer is still facing the aunt who is gradually going away.
The aunt seemed to be bowing her head in thought.
Suddenly, she seemed to think of something.
So she put her hands on both sides of her mouth in a voice-amplifying gesture.
shouted.
So you like cosplay!
The people here can play any role.
Rem, Ram, Asuna, Athena, Martian, everything is fine!
...
Ask for flowers, ask for monthly tickets, ask for evaluation tickets!
Zither has fifty strings for no reason, one flower, one vote to think of Huanian! .
Chapter 849
Puff haha!
Hearing these words, the audience who were watching the show laughed so hard that their stomachs ached.
Although when the TV station broadcasts, there is no way to send barrage.
But on social platforms such as Tieba, Weibo, and Zhihu.
There are many viewers discussing in real-time.
It's so funny. As expected of Brother Ping, someone came to rent a wife for him as soon as he arrived in Thailand!
This aunt is persistent enough, as long as Brother Ping has needs, she will find a match for him!
It's broken, I think our sales director will use this paragraph to hold a morning meeting with us tomorrow!
Why have I been there so many times and haven't met anyone renting a wife?
I want to contact this aunt, I want to rent Rem!
In that case, I'll rent model worker Asuna!
Along with the real-time discussions among the audience, the broadcast of Chinese Restaurant on TV is still going on.
Sha Yi was on the second floor of the homestay, anxiously waiting for the arrival of other guests.
Soon, Gao Yuanyuan, Yang Zi, and Li Xiaoqin all arrived one after another.
When he saw a person, Sha Yi had to ask a question.
Can you cook?
And all the answers are.
I won't!
Also don't forget to ask.
Brother Sha Yi, you've been married for so long.
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