Eternal First Immortal Sect

The three guys squatting in the thatched hut at the moment completely forgot to bring the paper because they came too in a hurry.

This time, it was really embarrassing.

Son, if you want to get tired, how about going back and fetching some paper? Elder Lu turned red, then turned to look at his son, he said softly.

Father, I want to go back, but the conditions don't allow it! Lu Guan said with a sad face, his legs trembling.

Well, it seems that we can only stay here first, and let them bring some people when they come from the sect. Elder Lu sighed deeply, and then said helplessly.

Hehe, I advise you to give up this idea. At this moment, a very out-of-tune voice came from not far away and entered the ears of the two of them.

Lichen, what do you mean by that? Elder Lu glared at Lichen and said aggressively.

Do you really think that this elder's laxative is playing with you? If you don't squat here for seven days and seven nights, this elder's name will be written upside down! Li Chen laughed, his tone full of pride.

It turns out that you bastard gave the medicine to the old man, you wait, the old man will strangle you in a while! When Elder Lu heard Li Chen's words, he was instantly furious.

Hehe, come here! Li Chen stared at him, and then shouted without hesitation.

Hmph, I'll let you be arrogant for a while. When this elder finishes pulling, I will screw your head off and use it as a chamber pot! Elder Lu's eyes were full of murderous intent, almost condensing the surrounding void.

If I'm afraid of you, I'll be a puppy, old bald donkey! Li Chen vacated a hand, and then pointed his middle finger at Elder Lu with a look of contempt.

Elder Lu became more and more angry, but he really had nothing to do with Lichen. After all, he still had more important things to be busy with, so he couldn't delay for a moment.

The three of them all squatted in the ditch with heavy expressions, and they kept pouring out thousands of miles.

At the beginning, the three of them could barely hold on, but after a few hours, their calves were already numb.

Father, when is this head? I feel like I'm about to die! Lu Guan looked at his father with a painful expression, his voice full of grievances.

Shut up, stand up for Lao Tzu, that bastard Li Chen hasn't even begged for mercy, why are you crying! Elder Lu glared at Guan Lu, and then scolded him angrily.

Just the two of you want to compare your strength with this elder? This elder is a man who has a pot of medicine and can practice for more than half a month! Li Chen's face didn't change at all, he just laughed out loud, his tone In shock, there was an arrogant demeanor.

Humph! Elder Lu didn't bother to pay attention to this stinky guy, he still squatted on the hut with all his attention, exerting his strength to suckle.

Another three hours have passed, and Lu Guan's calf has begun to tremble, his face is covered in cold sweat, and the whole person looks very pitiful.

Father, I... I really can't do it. Lu Guan said tremblingly, his tone full of despair.

Haha, if you kneel down and apologize to this elder now, this elder may be merciful and give you some antidote. Li Chen's face was also a little pale, but he still said something arrogant. .

Son, don't listen to this bastard's nonsense. If he had an antidote, he would have run away by himself. Why would he be squatting here with the two of us? Elder Lu turned his head and glanced at his son, and then his face said solemnly.

Father, I see, I'll hold on for a while. Lu Guan took a deep breath and said with a heavy expression.

Don't look at how arrogant Li Chen looks now, in fact, he has already been at the end of the fight, and he is just holding on with one breath.

His strength is not as good as Lu Guan and Lu Elder. Although his own concentration is relatively strong, his physical strength can't keep up!

In addition, Lichen drank the most laxatives and suffered the most powerful drugs.

Damn, I have to hold on, I can't let these two bastards laugh at me. Although the whole body was already shaky, Li Chen still clenched his teeth and roared in his heart.

This bastard, how much medicine did he put in my soup? I can't stand it anymore!!! Elder Lu's face was also distorted, and the whole person's brows were wrinkled.

Although he is the strongest among the three, he is just recovering from a serious illness. His current physique is very weak. Now that he has been pulling for such a long time with all his concentration, his body has long since collapsed.

In fact, among the three of them, all of them have their own ghosts, and no one wants to be the first to be soft, which forms a picture of a stalemate here.

As time passed slowly, the night time passed quietly, and soon came the day.

A handyman disciple carrying a bucket on his shoulders, holding various deodorizing tools in his hand, ran towards here in a hurry.

This handyman disciple had just stepped into the thatched hut with the first half of his foot, when he smelled an indescribable smell.

Fuck, who poisoned the thatched hut??! The handyman disciple's eyes widened sharply, and the smell poured directly into his brain, causing him to faint in an instant.

Lichen, did you sneak up on shit? Otherwise, how could it be so stinky that it would be smothered by others without looking at it! Elder Lu turned his head to look at Lichen, and then laughed contemptuously.

Bah, don't pour shit on this elder, that's obviously your taste, and you're the closest to that kid! Li Chen's face was very pale, he said in a cold voice.

Not to be outdone, Elder Lu glanced back at him, then continued to lower his head and began to concentrate on excreting the waste in his body.

Another two hours passed, and the three of them were still deadlocked there.

On the other side, an inner disciple frowned slightly, and he had some doubts in his heart.

Strange, why hasn't Xiao Peng come back? Does it take so long to clean a thatched hut? The inner disciple muttered to himself.

Forget it, I'll go take a look. After hesitating for a while, the inner disciple stepped forward and walked towards the thatched hut.

Soon, he came to the door of the thatched hut and saw a half-dead figure.

Xiao Peng, what's the matter with you? The inner disciple hurried forward. He subconsciously supported Xiao Peng, but half of his body had already entered the mouth of the thatched hut.

Because of the nervousness on his face, the inner disciple did not smell that strong smell that was difficult to describe in words.

Perhaps Xiao Peng felt the call of his senior brother, he slowly opened his eyes, and then he stretched out a finger tremblingly, pointing to the location of the thatched hut.

Teacher...Senior brother, there is poison in the shit! Hurry up...let's go! Just after saying this, Xiao Peng tilted his head and completely fainted.

Someone suggested that I write a little about the daily life of the sect. I read too much, so I try to write a little first and relax.