Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Outside the window of the duplex small building, there was a **** cat sitting.

There is no trace of miscellaneous hair all over his body, and it almost blends with the night. If it weren't for the round cat's eyes, there were still a few touches of white, and it would be impossible to detect it with human eyes.

Looking at each other, Yu Xing was slightly startled.

Cats have always been sensitive and fearful animals.

They are extremely vigilant and alert, excessively ego and arrogant, and retreat immediately if there is a slight disturbance, unless they are absolutely necessary or are accustomed to being provided for, otherwise, they seldom take the initiative to approach humans.

But this black cat...

Looking up at her with wide-eyed eyes, a good look was wrong. The tail that was hanging down slowly stood up and swayed slowly twice like a dog.

Not afraid of life at all.

"Meow." The **** cat tentatively stretched out his paw and scratched the window, as if urging her to open the window.

Yu Xingmi does not defend animals.

Looking at the cat with shiny fur and graceful posture, I think it is a cat carefully raised. Put it in, you shouldn't have to worry about problems like fleas, right?

I didn't go home in the middle of the night, so I ran her here to rub the floor... Maybe she did something wrong to provoke life...

No, the shovel officer is not qualified to call the master, 80% of the cats are angry and ignore people, right ==

After a moment of silence, Yu Xingmi opened a window.

Upon seeing it, as if afraid that she would regret it, the **** cat immediately squeezed its head in, then put on its two front paws, twisted its body left and right, and rushed into the house like a liquid.

However, it is probably accustomed to being held by others, and the rhythm and balance of the limbs and tail are not in place. It was a "crack" that fell to the sky, and it took several times before he stood up successfully.

"Puff, it's stupid..." Yu Xingmi couldn't help but crouched down and stretched out his fingers, gently scratching the **** cat's chin, "It's rare, I actually like animals."

"Where is your master?"

The **** cat looked directly at her, Xu Ye was scratched comfortably, and he even meowed quite comfortably.

Facts have proved that slapped cats are really addictive. And the more she licked the cat, the more a familiar smell became stronger, gradually permeating her bedroom.

The taste of species from the dark continent.

Flowing in the hair, body, and bones of the **** cat, it is not aggressive, on the contrary, like a tamed cat, it is full of cuteness.

The threat to her is 0, and the threat to humans is yet to be determined.

However, it is very clean and there is no smell of blood.

"Are you a fellow?" Yu Xingmi squeezed the **** cat's ears, and the tip of his nose moved, "It smells like a dark continent..."

He does not mean that.

The **** cat is immobile with the best psychological qualities, but the cat's eyes are still slightly widened, and the feeling of surprise is beyond words, but-

Because the cat’s face is too dark, Yu Xingmi can’t see it even if the expression is humanized ==

Fellow, dark continent...

This is the second time he has heard these two words. So, is she...

Yu Xingmi picked up the cat and looked at it carefully: "It's not like it, the indigenous cats of the Dark Continent have more ears, eyes, and tails."

When they open their mouths, their bodies will split in half, spit out octopus whiskers, entangle their prey, and drag them directly into their stomach bags.

Seeing it at the first time, it made her sick.

But in the end...

The tails of the indigenous "cats" are delicious, especially chewy and push!

The **** cat is more well-behaved: "Meow."

"Goodbye~" Yu Xingmi licked the cat's head twice, "Do you have a name?"

Big black cat: "Meow." Ilumi...

"Isn't there?" Yu Xingmi stroked the palm of her hand. From its cat's head to the tip of its tail, she saw the big cat squinted comfortably. "Then I will call you'Mimi'."

Big black cat:...

Very common name, very good, very in line with Yu Xingmi's style.

However, this is only the beginning.

Immediately, the **** cat realized what an unforgettable experience to pick a **** shoveling officer who was used to walking in the common people's style.

"Are you hungry? It seems that cats can't eat salty food?"

Yu Xingmi hugged the cat downstairs, picked up a bowl, and warmed up the meal. Then take out the light fish jelly leftover today in the refrigerator, pour it into a bowl, and stir it with a splash.

Immediately afterwards, under the gaze of the **** cat, she knocked on the edge of the bowl with two chopsticks, and placed a ball of mosaic stuff on the ground.

He also called out: "Mimi, huh, huh, huh!"

The word "嘬" is full of spirituality ==

Big black cat:...

So the question is, is this to eat or not to eat?

No, as long as the first bite is taken, Yu Xingmi will think this is his favorite food. Since then, three meals a day with rice and fish jelly, what hope does Maosheng have?

No, he doesn't even let go, Yu Xingmi will think he is particularly difficult to feed. Immediately, he will be swept out, not allowed to enter, and even lose his last bargaining chip.

Do I still have to choose "eat" to choose?

The **** cat stared at the lump in the bowl, doing countless mental constructions, slowly lowered its noble head, and buried the dark cat face in the bowl.

Carefully lick...

The **** cat screamed!

In the ear, Yu Xingya said to himself: "Saitama, help me store some meat sources, there is a little guy who likes..."

Um, I can exchange the ‘plasticine’ with you, click send, it’s completely OK!

She smiled and touched the cat's head: "Good boy, if you really don't have a master, next time you travel with me to relax~~"

Going to another world to do live broadcasts for cats seems to be very profitable too!

Big black cat:...

He seemed to have never really understood her private life.

Those who come from the Dark Continent are your fellows, and you call the cats that live there "indigenous." Please also ask Saitama to store the meat source. Then, where does he hunt and store it, and how do you transport it?

The amount of information is too large, and he is a bit unacceptable.

Yu Xingmi slept until dawn, and when he woke up, he found that the shadow of the **** cat had been lost in the simple cat litter made of cardboard boxes last night.

Touch lightly with your hands, and there is no temperature. Obviously you woke up early and you slipped out to play, right?

She finished washing, and performed daily vomiting and exercise.

There is still half a month before Yabel starts school. During this period, she does not intend to waste time, but intends to truly and thoroughly understand what kind of world this is.

But when she curled up her long hair, she put on a hard hat for moving bricks on the construction site. Wearing a mask and sunglasses, wearing navy blue underwear, and carrying half a brick to go out to patrol your friend Kexin——

Suddenly I saw President Nitro come to visit, and he was also followed by an old man who looked quite like ET.

At that time, Nitro maintained the position of knocking on the door, and Maha squeezed the cookie into his mouth. They all thought Yu Xingmi hadn't gotten up yet, but unexpectedly the door opened suddenly!

Completely, did not notice her approach!

Yu Xingmi:...

The two old men:...

Maha, the strongest cat who beat the enemy in Hakka, was frightened!

He instinctively swallowed the cookies. Who knows that tonight is no better than before, he is already a 110-year-old grandfather, how can he swallow it in one bite!

As a result, he was choked by the cookie, his face was suffocated and flushed.

He raised his hand and beat his throat repeatedly.

However, he is a beating enemy! He was the strongest beating enemy who survived 110 years!

The throat is a critical place where the killer family has been trained since childhood.

Not to mention him, even the youngest Curt, the skin around his neck is extremely tight, and ordinary weapons generally can't hurt him. When he arrived, this key point was no longer the key point, but a part of the "bronze wall and iron wall".

Obviously, the "bronze wall and iron wall" is to protect life, but who knows that it is dead at this moment!

Therefore, Ma Ha covered his neck and kneaded, but failed to deliver the cookie. It seems to have found a stable triangle point, not only stuck firmly, but also firmly protected by the neck muscles.

Difficult, can it be...

Is 110-year-old Maha Beating the enemy, the most powerful cat in the Dry Mountain, about to choke to death because of gluttonous cookies?

Thinking of this possibility, Maha is really going to die!

Maha coughed loudly: "Cough cough cough..."

Yu Xingmi was taken aback: "Grandpa! Hold on!"

In a hurry, she could not stand by. She remembered the solutions for choking on pie when she was a child-watering, vinegar, patting on the back, and standing upside down. Well, there are more solutions than problems!

Yu Xingmi hurried into the kitchen, poured a glass of water, and added vinegar, and ran out like a whirlwind to pour Maha: "Don't worry, drink, drink slowly! I'll give you a smooth back."

The sour taste entered his mouth, Maha's expression was distorted, and a stubble of vinegar water was sent into the trachea...

Suddenly, the sky is falling!

"Grandpa, hold on! I'll call you an ambulance!" Yu Xingmi put down the slabs and took out the withered machine. With the other hand in a hurry, he accidentally took a harder shot on Maha's back.

Maha only felt a huge force on the back of his neck, and he felt a little dizzy in front of him.

Nitro:...

Three minutes later, 110-year-old Maha was sent to the emergency department of Youkexin’s largest general hospital ==

Seeing that the old man was in a stable condition, Yu Xingmi just breathed a sigh of relief: "President, why did you come to me suddenly?"

Nitro twisted his beard: "After obtaining the hunter's certificate, there is one final exam. It is the association that arranges designated hunters to give one-to-one guidance to qualified candidates. The teaching content is called ‘read’."

Yu Xingmi: "Read..."

Nitro smiled: "Your instructor was originally me. But Kajin...well, a certain royal family in Aizhen Continent was bewitched to open up a new world...I have to stop it."

Bijan De’s team seems to have obtained some important image data from the Dark Continent, stating that “if we don’t explore the Dark Continent and learn about the creatures on that continent, we humans will die in the same form sooner or later”...

The Kajin Empire became the first country to support Bijand.

They are preparing for their trip to the Dark Continent.

This can't work!

Nitro smiled and said, "So, I found you a ‘teacher’ of the same level as mine."

Yu Xingya had an ominous premonition.

"Here, lying in the emergency room."

"His name is Maha Beat Enemy. He is the most powerful assassin of the Enemy Clan."

Yu Xingmi:...

The most powerful assassin of the enemy and ke family? No, really, I think this moisture is a bit big, I don't admit it!

At this moment, she couldn't help falling into a long contemplation.

To tell the truth, she really doesn't have the impression that beating an enemy guest is a "killer", but her fate makes people miserable, she always encounters "beating an enemy guest" from time to time.

And I still found out in getting along--

An obsessive dog language, a gluttonous suit can eat, a golden basin to wash hands and make friends, an innocent sister, and now, there is another old man who almost choked to death after eating cookies, this...

Is this beating the enemy off?

Isn't this really an alien version of a family with children?

The author has something to say:

PS: Nitro: What are you doing in this way?

Yu Xingmi: Save the world and maintain peace.

So, she took the lead in "killing" Maha beat the enemy off ==

PS: My aunt is too picky. I finished watching the military parade in the morning, and then I went straight up in the afternoon == I wish you all a happy National Day!

PS: Sorry, I forgot to comment again ==

[Flying Bird]: Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, why is big brother so sure! ! ! ! ! It must have been specially measured by me hahahahahahahahahaha!

[Light medicine fragrance]: Niucha, my eldest master! What kind of brain circuit do you think of such a self-introduction? Admire the five-body cast on the ground, silently light wax for you

PS: Is his wish to become a cat?

[The wildest reader in the comment area]: This is the only book in which I particularly look forward to the male and female protagonists being together.

[Floating Life]: I have confirmed my eyes, Illumi is the most dogmatic cat ←_←

[The granary is full]: Xiaojie, I can too! ! ! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yi Lu Mi is too strong, all of a sudden 70% ---- 0% ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Matsushita asks the boy]: Hahahahaha, the landlord Meowmeow Ilumi, who was bombed by the king, and the farmer, the lord of the dark continent, Yu Xingmi, who threw the table directly after being bombed by the king, and that thrilling sentence 18cm!

[The whole village hopes Yang Meili]: I uphold the spirit of exploring the truth and ask, is 18cm protruding forward or backward