Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

According to the routine of ordinary people, they usually sun love their lovers during their love period, sun children during marriage, sun health knowledge in middle age, and sun mountaineering photos in old age.

Following the setting of ordinary life, Ilumi, the winner of life, feels that there is nothing wrong with showing off a wave of happiness.

To put it bluntly, it is not too late for Maomao to take revenge for ten years.

Ilumi’s notebook was full of "Hisso's new girlfriend is against me again", "Kulolo blacked me out", "I fell off the horse, Quelia and Camilla didn't help me say good things." "", "Mi Ji was laughing when my mother urged the marriage" and so on to take revenge notes.

Now...

Hisuo and Kulolo are suffering from bad luck. The former lives in the suspicion of whether or not they will get pregnant, while the latter lives in the struggle of powdered milk diapers.

Unfortunately, Aluja the Cursed is his brother, and the pregnant stone is one of his wife's private treasury.

Quelia, who was the first woman to get out of her singles, is still single. Even if she wants to come to her boyfriend, 80% of them can't get out of the palm of the Yaozi.

Unfortunately, Quelia, your husband will be my wife's subordinate in the future.

When you see me, remember to shout "Hello boss".

And Camilla, who was the last one to get out of the female bed, escaped the spider's claws, but couldn't jump out of the circle of beating the enemy. No matter how bad Mi Ji is, he won't let the duck with his mouth fly.

Unfortunately, Camilla, your husband will be my brother from now on.

When you see me, remember to say "Hello, big brother".

Look, I have always been considered an orphan by my family. Not only has I gotten out of my life, but my married life is also happier. And Mi Ji, who has always been "optimistic" about having a special relationship with his family, is still working as a poor licking dog.

Even, he will lose his favorite girlfriend because his elder brother is "Illumi" or his surname is "Beat Enemy".

After all, it would be too bad for Camilla to call her roommate "Big Brother" willingly.

Realize early, Mi Ji, you can't hold your girlfriend without having children.

In an instant, thousands of possibilities flashed through Ilumi's mind. After a long silence, the 616 dormitory group finally had a response.

Quelia: "I don't believe it! Xingmi attends classes at Yabel University every day, and chats with me face-to-face a few months ago. He still looks like a girl. Where's the kid?"

Ilumi: "Because I was the one who was pregnant."

The straightforward killer uploaded his own photos, which looked like three months, five months, and seven months.

In the photo, Ilumi is sitting in the sun, under the scorching sun, and in the setting sun. The beautiful man with black hair like a waterfall holds his jaw with one hand.

It’s just the belly... uh...

Quilia suddenly lost her voice, and Ilumi believed that she was screaming like Chijoo's mother's face.

Camilla shivered: "Illumi, how can you have a baby? Are you not a man?"

Difficult, is it possible that in the legendary killer family of beating enemies, do men have the magical ability to give birth to children?

伊路米：“你的信息落后了，卡蜜拉。知道‘怀孕石’吗？现在，点开揍敌客官网的主页，点击我拍的第一个视频。”

The video was a promotional advertisement for the pregnancy stone three minutes before he entered the operating room. Due to his special identity, he beat the enemy Hakka to blur his face.

But the mosaic couldn't stop the Adam's apple and texture. Once the video was broadcast, it had already caused an uproar in the whole network.

Quilia and Camilla didn't know about it, but it was Xiao Yapuf and Mi Ji's desire to control too much. They do not allow unplanned changes to occur, which is the instinct of the operating system.

But, can a love that doesn't make noise, no trouble, never breaks up and never breaks up, can it be called "love"?

Even he and Xing Mi had a fight once, so how can you not fight? Well, he is not a devil, he is just testing whether their love is 24K pure gold.

Young Master Hei Mu thought all over.

Sure enough, at around eight o'clock in the night, Mi Ji, who had avoided him like a snake and scorpion since he was a child, and never called him unless he had no other choice, actually took the initiative to call him.

Haha, Mi Ji, let us work out the general ledger.

"Big Brother——" Mi Ji was furious, "How can you let Camilla know the "Pregnancy Stone"? Don't you know that when Camilla is in a relationship, he will be particularly interested when he is in love?"

Ilumi: "How do I know that I didn't fall in love with Camilla."

Mi Ji:...

He took a deep breath: "Then you said, when she asked me,'I love me, would you like to wear a pregnancy stone for me', how should I answer?"

Ilumi rod read: "How can I know a problem that even you can't solve?"

"After all, when I was chasing star Mi, you gave me an idea." Ilumi bared her fangs, "Right, netizen'Fei Zhai also wants to fall in love'."

Mi Ji:...

"Well, do you remember the netizen who was blocked by you?"

"It's me, Mi Ji."

beep--

Mi Ji hung up the phone decisively. Perhaps, his otaku is about to cast a psychological shadow on surfing the Internet.

But it was his own younger brother. As a elder brother who cared for his younger brother, how could Ilumi be indifferent to his younger brother's emotional life?

He called himself, but Mi Ji didn't dare not answer it.

"My stupid brother, when she asks you, "Would you like to wear a pregnancy stone for her", you just need to answer "I do"."

Ilumi Rod read: "The pregnancy stone, unless you wear it next to your body all day long, it will only affect people with low frequency if it is placed in the same magnetic field."

Mi Ji squinted: "You mean..."

"Put a pregnancy stone between you and Camilla. The person who conceived was Camilla." Ilumi said, "but I don't guarantee 100% success. After all, the only successful experiment is me."

"And Xing Mi, there is too much uncertainty."

Mi Ji fell into contemplation.

"So, Mi Ji, don't you really come with a pregnancy stone?" Ilumi strikes the iron while it is hot. "There are two pregnancy stones buried in my garden. Since you are also beating enemies, then I am willing to sell them at a minimum of 12% off the entire network. you."

"Internal special offers, this is the only opportunity."

Shut up!

Mi Ji:...

Sister-in-law knows that you are behind this kind of vampire? what! Brother, what are you doing all day long? Brother!

...

When the twins were three months old, they slowly rolled over in front of Yu Xingmi. The performance was quite strenuous, and Yu Xingmi's cheers and applause were received at the moment of success.

She picked up the child and kissed her: "As expected of her mother's little baby! So smart!"

The twins kept a "mentally retarded" smile and drooled.

At the same time, the first presidential election of the Hunters Association was held in the Wuluke Scenic Area of ​​Meteor Street. It is called the "first time" because the election was unsuccessful.

All the hunters who participated in the voting could not help being attracted by Gilgamesh's temperament (?). They went to the square every day to worship the golden full-length portrait of the Hero King, and even voted for the King of Uruk without consciously voting.

According to the on-site reporter's shooting, many hunters cast their hands together while voting, praying extremely religiously: "Hero King Bless, let me raise my basic salary this year!"

"Hero King Bless, let the stocks I invest in do not fall!"

"Bless the hero king, I voted for you the sacred vote, you must let me successfully unearth the ruins!"

In the end, Gilgamesh secured the first place in the "Hunter Association President Election" with an overwhelming number of votes. But because Gilgamesh didn't have a hunter's license and was not a member of the staff, he could only pass by the throne of the president.

It is reported that Gilgamesh's attitude is very happy: "Hahahahahaha (X28)! Is there no capable person in the Hunter Association? Hahahahaha (X28), I actually need this king to support the scene, which is really happy for this king!"

Seeing this on the live broadcast, Yu Xing was completely heartbroken.

She turned her head away with her eyes open, and seldom complained: "It's all your fault. If you didn't send Uchiha Madara back, it wouldn't be the way it is now."

Ilumi: "Oh, if you change to Uchiha Madara, he will probably say, "Do you all want to dance?" in front of the camera."

Yu Xingmi:...

"Hoshiya, if Uchiha Madara jumps up and dances without saying a word, what should the Hunter Association's face be done?"

"...Shut up."

This election couldn't go on. Under the premise that Jin Fulishi ran away, the Hunters Association had to move the election to...Dongguotuo.

Yes, that's right.

If the mountain does not come, I will go to the mountain. Melu Aim didn't want to be there, so it would be a good thing for them to move there in person!

Then, there is no more.

A good hunter president election turned into an on-site military chess contest. The media was holding cameras around Meliam and Wheat to shoot wildly, and there were even bets on the Internet where the two would win or lose in chess.

"Betting on the ant king! This wave will definitely win!"

"Betting on wheat! Ant King can only lose when she meets her. I advise you not to bet on money!"

"Mom, I want to learn military chess. The sitting posture of the ant king is so domineering!"

"For the first time I found that the creatures from the Dark Continent are so cute. Where can I find the same helmet of Ant King?"

"Beat the Enemy's official website, as well as the same style of "the color of choice" wall paint, wallpaper, hat, vest and tail of Ant King."

"It's worthy of beating the enemy..."

The Hunters Association election lasted three days, and the military ritual contest lasted three days.

When it was the turn of the ant king to speak, he took the microphone patiently and said in the most serious tone: "With the strength of this king, mankind is unmatched."

"But this king can never win against wheat."

"If the chairman of the Hunter Association needs the strongest to inherit, then, apart from wheat, this king does not admit that anyone is qualified to take on this role."

Speaking loudly.

Wheat: ...Huh?

In front of the TV, Ilumi exclaimed: "Ant King is just a baby over a year old, but he has learned to fall in love. Do you think what he said is like a confession?"

Yu Xingmi: "...I only saw a child with a plaything sullen up to the whole world to Amway his chess friends."

Ilumi read with a great bar: "Xingmi, you have no romantic cells, and I am also very tired."

Yu Xingmi: "You are the one who doesn't have romantic cells? Why do I need to pull out the roses I planted and transplant a large piece of cactus?"

Ilumi: "With the cactus, I can save the money to buy milk powder for my child; if I remove the thorns of the cactus, I can also use them to fry strawberries and tomatoes."

"Xing Mi, this is the romance of a family cook, do you feel it?"

Yu Xingmi:...

No, this is a stingy to beat the enemy off ==

The Hunter Association had no leader for a long time, and there was really no way. Yu Xingmi had to call Melu Aim.

The general meaning is: as long as you are admitted as a "civil servant" and hold the iron rice bowl firmly established, you will be the most promising cub in our Dark Continent Village!

At that time, you can play chess if you want to play chess, or make friends if you want to make friends. It doesn't matter how long you want to play.

Thus, Melouem believed in her evil.

As soon as Meilu Aim took over the Hunters Association, Yu Xingmi was busy with his studies while embarking on the move of beating his enemies.

In view of Ilumi's rating of the Dark Continent and his analysis of the strength of beating the enemy Hakka, Yu Xingmi decided to temporarily place the entire beating enemy on the outer island of the sea.

She originally thought that beating the enemy guest and moving was for leveling, so she moved to the Dark Continent as soon as possible, but she never expected that she was too naive and too young.

In the first month of beating the enemy and moving to the island, first practiced with monsters, and then Zhanshan became the king and began to build "Withered Slaughter Mountain 2.0".

Copy and paste the original house style, and even the furnishings in each child's room remain intact. Of course, no matter how careful Mi Ji was, the figure still fell.

Qi Ya told her that Mi Ji's sorrowful cry echoed over the entire island that night, scaring away half of the island's monsters.

Yu Xingmi:...

After settled down, the beating of enemies began to construct scenic spots, playgrounds, snack shops and shops. When the twins reached their first birthday, the island tourist area of ​​Dark Continent 001 was officially opened to the human continent. At the same time, the island was also open to creatures on the Dark Continent.

Humans can take the strongest glass cable car to view the scenery of the dark continent, and the creatures of the dark continent can also observe the humans in the glass cover up close.

Two-way charges are full.

The most shocking thing is that the ticket seller for island 001 is Jeno, the cleaner is Maha, and the security is Seba. Jiju specializes in the island’s three products: water-cultured pearls, fruits and vegetables, and soil.

Yes, soil.

The ad slogan sponsored by Kuroro is: "Pick up a little dirt and sniff the dark continent; smear a little mud, and monsters and monsters will never attack you again."

Yu Xingmi:...

She really underestimated her ability to beat enemies, but are you too much selling land to make money?

Ilumi: "If you don't sell soil, how do they know that water and soil are so precious?"

"When nature is no longer generous, and even the air we breathe must be clearly priced, humans will know how happy they are living."

"This is only the first stop, Xing Mi."

"The last project I cooperated with Jin Fu Lishi will help you solve all your worries."

Because I love you, I am willing to change the whole world.

Just as you love me, you are willing to give me the whole world to be transformed.

When the twins finally shouted "Mom" for the first time, island 002 was built; after the twins "finally learned to walk", island 003 was built...

Yu Xingmi began to prepare his graduation thesis, and Ilumi personally supervised the construction of the island.

When Yu Xingmi held the manuscript paper and gave a speech on the stage on behalf of all the graduates, all the hundreds of island scenic spots connected to the periphery of the Dark Continent in a curved "one" shape were completed.

This move almost emptied Ilumi's collection and 80% of his accumulated wealth by beating his enemies.

Mi Ji exhaled a sullen breath: "Big brother, can we make our money back?"

Ilumi: "Of course."

A big bet, Ilumi knew that he would not lose.

On the day when the tandem scenic area really opened, the first wave of hunters and tourists totaled 3,000 people. They boarded the cable car from Island No. 001 and slowly moved around the island.

Traveling to an island a day, netizens from all over the world watched the feast together. The daily barrage in the live broadcast room was "Wow, it's amazing", "Wow, this monster is so tall", "Gosh, plants can grow like this"...

Ilumi took Yu Xingmi's hand and followed the footsteps of ordinary people, and walked forward together.

The first island is gentle and amiable, the second island is lively and moving, the third is sunny and sunny, and the fourth is sunny and atmospheric...Slowly, to the tenth, twentieth...until hundreds.

The closer you get to the dark continent, the darker the scenery on the island, the monsters grow terrifying, and the plants cover the sky.

The most serious emergency occurred when a carnivorous bird couldn't control its appetite and launched an attack on humans... They did not succeed, but the shadow remained in every human heart.

The tenderness of nature, the terror of nature...

From smooth sailing to death, it only took hundreds of islands.

It was not until they boarded the Dark Continent that they saw the end of this destination-the Sixth Solar Epoch Memorial Square. A line of words is engraved on the huge stone tablet: "Please keep mankind moving forward in awe and humility."

So far, the world is in an uproar.

The opening of the island this time has also been recorded in the history of the human continent.

This is the beginning of the fundamental transformation of everything.

Ilumi: "Do you like it? Xing Mi."

Yu Xingmi: "Compared to these, I still like you more."

How lucky I am to meet you in the darkest valley of my life.

When climbing to the highest peak, I found you still standing beside me.

The author has something to say: PS: This should be regarded as "the full text is over", but I still want to go a little bit more, explain the postscript 233333

PS: This article is written as "a long way to go". In July, the station closed for evaluation in August, and suffered a major blow during the rising period. Although I have survived, I am really tired, so I write slowly and lazily. At the end, I still said to everyone as before: "Thank you very much for supporting me!"

I really love you (づ￣3￣)づ! Many times, I will be cured by the comment area. My biggest gain in Jinjiang is that you are hahahahaha! Thank you everyone for walking with me to the fourth book~~ Love you guys!