Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Yuan Yi, an ordinary Japanese swordsman.

He had an ordinary past life to save the world, and an ordinary peace-loving life. He knows that being a human again is a gift from heaven, and in this life, he just wants to live an ordinary life with his family.

Unexpectedly, when the newcomers arrived, the relatives of the two sides are fighting each other.

The familiar domestic violence scene can't help but remind Yuanyi that a long time ago, his brother was slapped in the face by his father in order to play with him...

And now, in order to prevent Senjujuma and Uchiha Madara from playing together, the relatives of both sides are killing their opponents with tricks one after another. In this situation and circumstances, how can a word be "stupid".

He used to be unable to prevent his biological father from violating his elder brother. Does he want to let both sides slaughter each other now?

Yuan Yi made a move.

All the "coincidences" that happened afterwards were just like dominoes that collapsed.

Because of his aptitude and talent, the Senju Clan and Uchiha Clan were forced to reach a settlement. And because of his blood and strength, the two clans not only had to reconcile, but also had to form an alliance to protect him until he grew up.

Yuan Yi didn't understand well, why in a world without ghosts, children still face the threat of not being able to grow up?

But when Uchiha Senzano and Senjuka no longer fought each other for the first time, they joined forces to instill knowledge of "ninja", "war" and "family" in him, and Yuanichi knew his position.

Izumi said with great heart: "You have the writing wheel eyes of the Uchiha clan, and the'anti-beating body' of the thousand hands next door. You are still a six-year-old child who has not grown up. Do you know what this means?"

"This means that you are a walking ginseng in the eyes of ninjas of other races. As long as you catch you, goug your eyes, shine your blood, you may be able to get everything about you."

In short, children who go out and walk indiscriminately will not only be abducted, but also become disabled.

Yuanyi understands that this is the version of the new world "unbehaved children will be captured and eaten by evil spirits". The difference is that "villains" have become "ninjas of other races."

Fei Jian taught: "You inherited the immortal human body of the Thousand Hands Clan, and you also awakened the rabbit eyes of Uchiha next door. If you can grow up, you will become a threat to the world of ninja."

"If I were a ninja from another race, I would definitely try my best to assassinate you before you grow up. In this way, I can split the alliance between Senju and Uchiha, and get rid of a big trouble."

"The top priority is to improve your ability."

In short, don't worry about anything for children, just learn with a heart. If you don't study hard, you will die!

Yuanyi understood that this is the way for the elders to encourage the younger generation to make progress every day, and he will not let down the expectations of the elders.

Strange knowledge has increased again!

On the first night of the reconciliation between Senju and Uchiha, they reluctantly gathered for a banquet in Nanhe River in order to "catch the dust" to Yuan Yi.

The clan and land of the two sides were not built together, and it would be a long time to argue about who went to which house. In order to prevent the world from being neutralized by nuclear weapons, the two tribes had to take a step back and chose Nanhechuan.

To tell the truth, the two have fought each other to death for nearly a thousand years. Once at the reconciliation table, who would dare to eat the food cooked by the other family? What if it is toxic?

As a result, Chishou and Uchiha prepared enough cold food and a large amount of antidote.

Then, there is no more.

Yuan Yi said, "Sorry, I want to eat some hot food."

Senju X Uchiha:...

Uchiha Madara immediately sneered: "As a ninja, do you care about hot and cold food? I think you are spoiled, and you can only eat cold today..."

"Brother Madara!" Senna said abruptly, and bluffed Uchiha Madara for a moment. "Yuanyi is a child! Why don't you want to eat hot food?"

Brother Ban, what are you doing? Brother Ban!

Senju who is next door is watching, but you are the first to jump out and not feed your children. Do you want your opponent to think that Uchiha is abusing our children?

"Yeah, Madara." Senjuzuma looked at Yuanichi sympathetically, "Look at the thin child, even his chin is almost turning into an awl."

He carefully drew a baby's fat chin, pondered for a moment, and wisely chose silence.

Uchiha was so angry that he was about to criticize Senjujuan for not standing, but when he saw that Fate raised his face, he gently said to them, "Since we have brought food, let's cook together. Bar."

"I want to eat hot food with everyone." He smiled like an angelic healing. "Eating too much cold food is bad for your health. Even if you are a ninja, you have to cherish yourself, right?"

At this moment, the diehards of the Senju and Uchiha clan seemed to hear the holy voice from heaven...

Oh, oh hoo!

Five minutes later, the entire Nanhe River became lively.

Senjutsuzu yelled "the world of flowers and trees is coming", Uchiha Madara's "Susano" took a broad knife and slashed it, and dropped a basket of durable firewood.

In the interim, the unearthed evacuated stove was set up, and the "water dragon bullet" was used to add water to the pot. Immediately afterwards, he used the technique of flying thunder **** to go back and forth between the various stoves, and began the cooking process of "spraying water of the gods".

no! In the aspect of cooking, Sen of Mori can never lose!

The elders of the Qianshou family shouted passionately: "Yuanyi! Want to eat dry rice or porridge! Or mixed rice that is not dry and not thin!"

Yuan Yi: "...all of them."

Senshou elders: "Good!"

Senna led more than a dozen fire escape elites to spray low-profile versions of "Large Fireball", "Phoenix Fire" and "Longyan Fangge". They raised dozens of stove fires and accurately controlled them. Subtle differences in heat.

Ah! In terms of cooking, the Uchiha clan will never lose!

Not long after, the elder of the Uchiha clan glared at the writing wheel, grabbed the oil bottle, and dropped the oil accurately to the milligram level into the pot.

They turned their heads and said the most concerned words in the coldest voice: "Yuanyi, do you want to eat scrambled eggs with honey, steamed eggs with brown sugar, or boiled eggs with sweet sauce?"

Yuan Yi: "...all of them, right?"

Uchiha's clan: "Wait a minute!"

This is no longer a simple banquet, but a glorious kitchen war between the Senju clan and Uchiha clan!

They cooperated tacitly, and quickly went on their own. Senju guards the fifteen large stoves to the east, and Uchiha guards the fifteen large stoves to the west.

Whenever there is a need to add water, the Uchiha clan will unceremoniously yell: "Thousands of hands! Add water!"

Whenever there is a need to control fire, the Thousand Hands Clan will not be outdone and shout back: "Uchiha Izuna! Ignite!"

In order to reflect the self-cultivation and tacit understanding of the clan, whether it was in the past, or Senna, naturally he tolerated it very generously. Not only did they help their opponents control the water and fire, but they also managed to avoid mistakes.

They don’t want to be said by the other party after they beat each other in cooking, "It’s because your water/fire is not added/subtracted as much as I need"!

Never allowed!

It's just that the two patriarchs have suffered--

Interview: "Big brother, what are you doing? Big brother! Is your Mu Dun dead? Didn't you see that the firewood has been used up? It will grow quickly!"

Senna: "Brother Ban, what are you doing? Brother Ban! Has your swordsmanship deteriorated? Why are these firewood cuts different in length and thickness?"

Uchiha Madara:...

Thousands of hands:...

The two tribes fought fiercely for nearly an hour, and when the meal was finished, the sky had completely turned black, leaving only the flames still burning.

Yuanyi ate his first bite of hot rice. It has a nice name called "Honey Rice Bowl".

After slowly swallowing the food down the throat, Yuanyi predicted the tragedy that followed—he might have cavities in his life.

Uchi Wave is old: "Is it delicious?"

Yuanyi affirmed: "Well, it's delicious."

To be fair, Yuanyi also ate the rice made by Qianshou's family. It has a more pleasant name, called "Mushroom Mixed Rice."

After reluctantly swallowing the mosaic-like mushroom meal, Yuan Yi understood the reason why the two tribes fought for life and death-the sweet party and the salty party really couldn't reconcile.

Patriarch Qianshou: "Is it delicious?"

Yuanyi affirmed: "It's also delicious."

Uchiha squinted his eyes and asked his soul, "So, which one is better?"

Senjuzuzu held his breath.

Yuan Yi raised a smile: "Your sincerity is the most delicious'food'. I like it very much, thank you!"

Kill a large piece in an instant.

In this way, Yuanyi's existence strangely quelled the contradiction between the two clans and inexplicably deepened the bond between the two clans.

Little do you know that the rumors from the outside world are like this-

"I'm sure! Senju and Uchiha's alliance is false news!"

"The two clans had a fight in Nanhechuan last night. The fire and water vapor soared into the sky. Susanenghu and Mu Dun fought for a long time! I heard that many people were killed on the spot, and blood flowed all over the place."

"Today, when the family ninja rushed to Nanhechuan, you could still see dozens of potholes burned by charcoal fire, but I don't know why there is a smell of rice?"

"Can they stop cooking when they fight halfway through the fight?"

Heijue: Can this be done?

...

After a while, Senju and Uchiha tried to do some cooperative tasks, only to find that the teamwork between the two parties happened to make up for the shortcomings of each party.

Thousands of hands are careless, Uchiha will clean up the mess for you; Uchiha's skin is crisp and bloody, Thousands of hands will give you milk, big and full!

When the two races attacked together, the ninjas of the other race realized that they were really allied ==

At that time, Yuanyi's training was on the agenda.

In the first half of each month, he will study at Uchiha's house; in the second half of the month, he will stay at the Senju clan to study.

It was the first time that Uchiha's children walked into the training ground, and Uchiha Madara sat in the first place. Obviously, although his "father" is usually very cold, he has paid enough attention to his growth.

Uchiha Madara: "I want to see if the blood between me and the pillars should be the title of'genius'."

Yuanyi obediently said: "I will work hard."

"Humph!"

Then, there is no more.

Uchi Wave Old: "Look, kids, this is the handprint of the Fireball technique, do it with me... Yes! Fire escape, the Art of the Fireball technique!"

boom--

The huge fireball spit out from the elder's mouth, spinning on the water for a long time without extinguishing it. The steaming mist was quickly blown away by the wind, but the magic of ninjutsu was still engraved in Yuanyi's mind.

The elder looked lovingly: "Have you learned it?"

The children began to form seals unhurriedly, spitting fireballs of various sizes on the surface of the water.

Seeing that the children with the worst talents spit out fist-sized fireballs, while Yuanichi did not move, Madara Uchiha got up from his seat with anger, and was about to lift his foot—

Yuan held hands together to seal the seal at a speed that the writing wheel could not catch, and then the body was slightly the same, and he exhaled a fireball the same size as the earth bursting sky star!

boom!

The whole area of ​​water was directly steamed to dryness, and the fish and shrimp in the lake turned up their belly. The rotating water vapor will liquefy when it meets the cold, and then turn into thousands of raindrops and fall down.

Under the heavy rain, the children were stunned, the elder's face was dreamy, Uchiha Madara froze in place.

Then, they heard Yuanyi’s tiger-wolf words: "Sorry, the first time you use the Hao Fireball, you won’t control the size. I will pay attention next time."

Uchiha Madara:...

Everyone:...

"Oh, it's pretty good." Uchiha Madara steadily walked towards him, "Then, I will personally teach you the technique of Ryuyan's singing. I will only use it once, kid."

Yuan nodded: "I will work hard."

Uchiha Madara made a seal with one hand, leaned back, rushed forward, and spit out a large sea of ​​flames!

Yuanyi made the seal with one hand at extreme speed, leaned back at the same angle, and rushed forward with the same force, violently spraying out a sea of ​​flames of the same appearance!

The Uchiha onlookers were stunned!

They looked at Yuanyi's eyes as if they were looking away from the alien. This is beyond their common sense, okay?

Uchiha Madara chuckled lightly, his mood rising slightly: "I'm optimistic! The fire escape, the fire is extinguished!"

Yuanyi synchronously replicates: "Fire escape · Extinguish the fire!"

Uchiha Madara laughed happily, and then he realized that even if he was like this, this, and then, Yuichi could do that, that, and then that way!

You can learn it again, really is a genius who can learn it again, it is difficult to have one in a thousand years!

Uchiha Madara was overjoyed: "As expected of me and the child between the pillars, hahahahaha!"

As a result, before the "ha" was finished, I heard Senjuzuzu's yelling voice: "Maa-Maa! Is the Uchiha land on fire? Why is the smoke billowing?"

"I'll catch it and spray you water!"

Fate 1:...

Uchiha:...

I don't know since when, the Senjukujian of the next door has changed from the "dead white hair" that made Uchiha into a "sprinkler" shared by the two races?

Shunjian: Isn't Senna a "flamethrower" yet! Why are they all directed at me?

Izumi: Huh.

...

Ordinary life is not salty or indifferent. Whether in Senju or Uchiha, Yuan Yi is a well-deserved genius, and even more so, the "village chief".

Yes, that's right.

The ethnic lands of Senju and Uchiha merged to form the "Kinoha Village".

With the existence of Fate One, the two tribes don't have to argue over who is the village head at all, so the big one is forced to walk in the village, and the generation of Hokage can only be Fate One!

Moreover, Yuan Yi is cute, gentle, harmless and heal. He is neither as stupid as Senjujuma nor as ferocious as Uchiha Madara. He grew up with the advantages of the two, just like an angel. Their smiles are worthy of their lives to guard!

what! To protect the best fate in the world [crazy call.jpg].

Yuanyi grew up "safely", "graduated" from Senjujuma and Uchiha Madara smoothly, and then studied well under the sect of Senna and Kaoma.

During the period, he cultivated ordinary reincarnation eyes, shot ordinary earth-booming stars, and uncovered ordinary Heijue.

Since Hei is by no means a person, but a "ghost", Yuanyi decided to treat it with caution. He must determine whether there is only one Black Jue in this world, or there are countless ones?

To be safe, he dragged Hei Jue to his relatives...

A few days later, the Uchiha clan who figured out what a "ghost" Hei must be, exploded!

They never expected that the stone stele handed down by their ancestors was changed by this thing, and the eye-catching scourge of the brothers in the clan was all caused by the darkness.

The Thousands of Hands were stunned. They never expected to fight with Uchiha next door for thousands of years, only to suddenly discover that the two ancestors of the two thousand years ago were real brothers!

What a dog!

Hei Jue's experience was particularly miserable. It was swept up by the Sun's Breath 13 all night, and was finally sent to the sky by the blasting star to stand shoulder to shoulder with his mother.

And Yuanyi became the biggest winner, and was crowned the throne of Hokage with his senior strength!

This sitting lasted more than ten years.

In more than ten years, everything has changed dramatically.

Thousands of hands squatted in the laboratory to invent and promoted the development of science and technology in the Ninja Continent with his own efforts. Gui knew that his original intention at the beginning was just to install an electric light for a certain "flamethrower" home.

Uchiha Izumi built the strongest intelligence department in the mainland, and overthrew the feudal system of daimyo with one person. The ghost knew that the initial role of the intelligence department was just to find experimental materials for a certain "sprinkler".

Uzumaki Mito became the ruler of Uzumaki country, while Uchiha Madara and Senjuzuma landed on the moon...

The development of Konoha Village is flourishing, and Yuanyi's life is happy and beautiful.

In the end, Yuan Yi got into his room and took out the withered machine. He slowly responded to Ilumi's words: "Will you participate in the election of the president of the Hunter Association?"

"But I'm already the Hokage of Konoha Village."

Ilumi gave preferential measures: "It doesn't matter if the family relocates, there are concessions!"

The most beautiful cat who beat the enemy in Hakka said that his twins are ten years old and they are older children. It is time to look at reliable boys and girls.

Senju and Uchiha's genes are so great, how could he let it go?

Really, he broke his heart for this family!

Yuan Yi thought about it for a long time and said, "Okay."

In fact, the reason why Uchiha Madara and Senjujuma wanted to leave the mainland was because their mighty power had caused the world to panic.

In order to rectify his name and to conceal his threats, the two fathers have been walking outside with the reputation of "Devil and God", and they really paid a lot for him.

Now, it's time to find a tolerant world for them.

The future of Ninja Continent should be given to fresh blood!

Ilumi: "After you come, my child will receive you, and Xingmi and I will travel to another world."

Fate 1: "A different world...traveling?"

Ilumi tilted his head: "When you reach that state, you will understand."

"Mr. Yuanyi, we look forward to meeting you on the journey."

Yuanyi pondered for a long time, and suddenly smiled: "I also look forward to meeting you on the journey."

Mr. Ilumi seems to be a lot more cheerful, and he would actually wish him to reach that state in advance!