Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!
Chapter 26: Twenty-sixth money
Kurt, the first son of the Hakka who beat the enemy, was nine years old. Although he looks cute, but he is a real boy.
He is not lively, and usually follows his mother cleverly, acting as an exquisite doll. His silent and introverted character often makes people overlook his danger.
No matter how harmless it is, it cannot be denied that Curt is a killer.
An elite killer who can personally push through the gate of Huangquan and go down the mountain to assist his elder brother in assassination missions.
It's just that appearance and women's clothing are enough to deceive the world, and humans generally believe what they see with their eyes.
No one can think of it, not even the parents.
As a matter of fact, Kurt Beats the enemy off, as a man with a strong desire to control the "operation system", he is as distorted as his elder brother Ilumi.
But...
No one would be wary of a child, especially the "young son" in the family, including his eldest brother Ilumi.
Just like now, the eldest brother knew that the "fiancée" he picked was an ordinary person, but did not hide her, and placed her on the aisle on the 199th floor at will, and "coincidentally" ran into him.
Brother did it on purpose?
I want to borrow his hand to "remind" his fiancee that he must hide when alone, or even a child can bully her.
Brother is careless?
Relying on his strength, he thinks that it is more than enough to protect an ordinary person, and there are no people on the 199th floor, so...No, Ilumi has always been a cautious person.
But for whatever reason, Kurt has decided to start.
Fiancee, the focus is on "unmarried", can only be regarded as half of the family.
The threshold for beating the enemy Hakka is extremely high, and not everyone can enter.
If it weren't for the eldest brother to be "vegetarian all year round" like a monk, and with a pure heart, like a fairy man, his parents would never allow him to pick a wife at will.
And, an ordinary person...
In the genealogy of beating the enemy, the eldest son and grandson of the past dynasties, but no one marries ordinary people, neither is the single son.
Ordinary people don't care, staying with the eldest brother for so long, haven't you been alert?
He didn't evade, and he didn't guard against him approaching, even he slowed down, opened his fan, danced, and attacked her with "paper blowing snow", she was still sitting there foolishly.
This kind of crude nerve makes the killer worry ==
Curt decided to teach her a lesson and let her use her physical pain to keep in mind the truth of "Hide when you are alone".
However, he never expected...
Yu Xingmi suddenly burst into flames, causing pieces of paper to flutter. She stretched out her hand, pierced through the sharp blade of paper, and slashed her hand over his paper fan like lightning.
He pinched the back of his neck again and lifted him up.
At this moment, Kurt was completely stunned.
He looked like a frightened kitten, staring at the big purple eyes, staring at the pieces of paper swiftly towards Yu Xingmi's arm, and then... lingering on the ground.
Who told him that his eldest brother’s fiancé was an ordinary person?
This is framing him Curt!
Curt:...
He has an ominous hunch.
Yu Xingmi carried him and smiled terribly: "Little sister, here, do you see the broomstick in the corner? Go, clean the floor for me, or I will spank you."
It's the same mistake, and it's the same provocation.
For the 155 Fei Tan, Yu Xingmi did not say anything; facing the 150 of Curt, Yu Xingmi decided to give a chance.
Hair is okay, don’t hit; if it’s cute, don’t hit; it’s a girl, don’t hit.
Adhering to the principle of "three no fights" is a precept for monks.
Curt said that he has experienced shock rooms, torture rooms, and poison immersion rooms where he beats enemies. Is he still afraid of you spanking? Ha ha!
No, he is really scared ==
From the moment he was picked up, his three views were refreshed by "ordinary people."
Curt landed on both feet, nodded obediently, ran to the corner and picked up the broom, and began to do rough work that the young master had never done in his life-sweeping the floor.
And his destined sister-in-law stared at him and taught him: "Cleaners also have dignity. Please respect our labor results, know?"
"You took a fan and flew papers, and you had a good time, but we have to work overtime for you." No money!
"Eh! The paper is recyclable garbage, why are you carrying a dustpan to the hazardous trash can?"
As a result, Ilumi, who was ready on the 235th floor, waited left and right, but did not wait for his younger brother Curt. For this reason, he had to temporarily put aside the task and search for his little brother first.
But at the end, he found Curt on the 199th floor.
At that time, he and Yu Xingmi squatted in front of the trash can and graciously scraped the trash together==
Yu Xingmi: "Don't rush to go, I'm so careful to teach you garbage classification, are you moved?"
Curt:...
Don't dare to move Don't dare to move==
Ilumi:...
Looking back, he called his employer: "Sorry, the task cannot be completed today. We have encountered an'force majeure'."
Force majeure refers to objective factors that are unforeseeable and unavoidable after the two parties enter into the contract, such as natural disasters and man-made disasters.
In Ilumi's eyes, Yu Xingmi is an "force majeure factor."
Curt was stopped by Yu Xingmi, which caused the mission to fail. He didn't blame him.
But while Yu Xingmi sat upright in front of the vending machine, Curt took the initiative to provoke her and was stopped by the trouble. He was very angry.
The assassination plan that was in my grasp was derailed because of the chaos of the younger brother.
This is an unexpected disaster for a "operating system" that pursues success and has a little obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Therefore, when the younger brother Curt stood in front of him in a calm tone, after repeating the words of Yu Xingmi: "She said, sweep the ground for me, or I will spank you."
Ilumi nodded in agreement, thinking this method was feasible.
"Curt, it's too late for you to go home and pick up your punishment."
Ilumi picked up Curt, squeezed him on his lap, raised his hand, slapped him on his ass, and slapped Curt's brain blank!
"Big brother!" Kurt no longer has the usual facial paralysis, even a little bit of hair, like a cat with teeth and claws, "I can go home and receive punishment..."
Ilumi said he would not listen: "No, I'll do it myself, it's very relieved."
Snapped! Snapped! Snapped!
With the force of pushing open the gate of the Yellow Spring, Ilumi took Kurt into a salted fish, and ruthlessly used "dog words" to destroy the younger brother's young heart.
"Kurt, I only beat you with 2 tons of arm strength, you have to be grateful."
"Well, it's swollen, it will take two days to recover."
Ilumi gave a crit: "Don't sit in the toilet these two days, remember to squeeze the horse and hang it in the air."
Curt:...
He suddenly understood the feelings of his third brother Qi Ya, why Qi Ya hated his eldest brother, and why he could not find a girlfriend.
His eldest brother can neither learn to speak human language, nor can he learn to shut up like him.
To be with such a big brother and live a lifetime...
Rao is the killer's feelings extremely indifferent, and Kurt couldn't help but begin to sympathize with the future sister-in-law.
And there are reasons to doubt--
Did the eldest brother put a needle in the innocent girl's mind to get this girlfriend?
Yu Xingmi, the "sister-in-law" who was sympathized by Curt, was just assigned a single dormitory because he was a special employee on the 200th floor of the arena.
She finished cleaning the nest happily, and was about to ask Lumi for lunch, but she didn't want to be notified-please go to clean up the 235th floor.
235 floors...
I heard that the monitoring was broken yesterday, and the repairs were not done all night. It was probably the garbage left over at that time, right?
Yu Xingmi didn't think much, just lifted the broom and dustpan, swayed into the elevator on the 200th floor, and pressed the button on the 235th floor.
When the sound of "ding" sounded, she stepped out of the elevator, ready to complete the work as quickly as possible, with a delicious bite of hot rice.
She didn't want to stay on the 235th floor.
It is said that the 235th floor is called Aris Cauchy, who is a powerful fighter. Not only does he like to bleed and fight, but he also likes pomp and face, and prefers to enjoy beautiful women.
Therefore, he has many fans, groups of bodyguards, and even robbed innocent women.
Wandering unscrupulously to the present, and having an affair with Meteor Street, if someone wants to deal with him, they have to weigh the forces behind him...
In short, the 235 layer is a troublesome collection.
It's a pity that Yu Xingmi doesn't look for Shier, but Shier can always find her.
But "things" don't understand at all. Yu Xingmi doesn't care about the forces, it depends on whether you throw dry garbage or wet garbage.
She was standing in the corridor on the 235th floor with a broom and dustpan. Seeing a bodyguard swallowing clouds and fog, soot fell between his fingers and scattered all over the floor.
Yu Xing was silent, sweeping and mopping the floor quietly.
The result was swayed back, and there was another spot of soot.
Yu Xingmi reminded: "This sir, please shake the ashes into the trash can, please."
The bodyguard sneered and ignored it.
Still in front of her, rustling and shaking the soot, it was another place.
Yu Xingmi took a deep breath: "Sir, the trash can is not far away, please..."
Suddenly, the bodyguards burst into laughter, pointing to her and laughing forward and backward.
Not only was she full of ridicule and malice, there were even people approaching her, a wretched look that wanted to move.
Yu Xingmi:...
You forced me!
Unbearable, she picked up the broom and slapped the bodyguard's head, cursing: "Grass mud horse! The soot is dry garbage! You sprinkle me on the ground!"
Roaring output, KO dropped the first one.
Yu Xingmi lifted the dustpan, put it on the other head, and cursed: "You see that he doesn't stop playing soot. Doesn't it take much effort when I sweep the floor?"
To stabilize the hatred value, KO dropped the second.
The fans in front were suddenly alert, and one of them spit on the ground and charged towards her with a hideous face.
Yu Xingmi was furious: "Spitting anywhere, don't treat the cleaners inappropriately!"
The broom danced wildly and directly used the Shaolin skill "Liuhe Cudgel", sweeping all directions and overturning countless. In the wailing, Yu Xingmi got deeper and deeper.
Yu·Sweeper·Xingmi, angry at the low quality of the 235th floor personnel, decided to ask their owner to comment.
It didn't make sense, but the frame was fought.
And she learned afterwards that the dish chicken who was slapped with a slap was the 235th floor master...
In the end, all the staff on the 235th floor were strongly "complained" by Ms. Yu, the cleaner, because they did not respect the work results of the cleaners, littered everywhere, and could not learn to sort the garbage.
Facing a cordial greeting from a roommate: "Xing Mi, I heard that you put the 235th floor leader into the hospital?"
Sweeping monk Yu Xingmi solemnly said: "No. The main reason is that people gather to smoke on the 235th floor, littering everywhere, and living in a messy and poor environment for a long time will make people feel depressed, and people will be fragile and empty."
"It's not that I defeated them, but the vicious living habits nurture them."
Although Quelia and Camilla had doubts, they had to believe them.
After all, Yu Xingmi is just an ordinary person.
No matter how powerful she is, a girl can't beat dozens of men, right? !
Sure enough, alcohol and tobacco hurt the body, especially for men.
At the same time, Ilumi and Kurt were sitting in the room, watching the video on the 235th floor of the arena, and recalling the reply that Yu Xingmi gave afterwards, and fell into a long silence.
For the assassination mission, Ilumi broke the 235th floor surveillance and installed a device to beat the enemy Hakka.
Unexpectedly, the device was not used on the mission target. Instead, a video of Yu Xingmi's brutal attack on the 235th floor of the "caiji" was recorded.
"Big Brother..."
"Kurt, garbage sorting is very important."
"……Yes."
Ilumi gently put a needle into the back of Kurt's head: "Well, you just have to remember this. Other things, forget it, Kurt."
Curt's eyes are slightly out of focus.
There are some secrets that Ilumi will not let the second person know, even his family.
What kind of garbage does these video materials that need to be destroyed belong to?
The author has something to say:
PS: Ilumi: I am afraid that I will be sent to the hospital if I am not classified.
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