Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

A knight, the backbone of the Mirage Brigade, an activist who seeks wealth and kills.

He adheres to the narrow mindset of "all for the brigade, for the brigade", implements the hooligan spirit of "from doing things to doing things", and implements "Kulolo as the representative and hair as the core." "The recapture policy, conscientiously pretending to be a girl, diligently learning makeup, and finally became the best person of the year that moved the brigade!

How to make the dry scalp regain the moisture of rain and revitalize the vegetation?

How to make the green buds grow stronger and cover the smooth scalp?

These are the topics that Xia Ke focuses on.

However, before in-depth development of the goal of "greening the scalp", knights need to go through various tribulations such as "make-up, a must for face engineering", "high heels, the first choice for temperament engineering", "examinations, the embodiment of IQ engineering" and so on.

The most terrible thing is that every one of these is very hard for him...

Such as "make-up".

The knight saw water, essence and lotion for the first time, and classified them under "food"; when he saw eye shadow, blush and foundation for the first time, he classified them as "paint paint"; when he first saw eyebrow pencil, brush and eyeliner, he classified them under "Exam Tools".

It wasn't until he read the manual that he picked up the eyeliner in a daze: "Isn't it used to write, but to draw eyeliner?"

"But with this kind of hardness, if your hand is unstable, you will be blinded, right?"

"Forget it, let's try it first, is it like this...Ah!"

Killed X1.

Such as "high heel".

The knight wore high heels for the first time, and felt that he was a strong man on Meteor Street, how could he not be able to control the mere 12 cm high heels?

As an excellent operating department, he must be familiar with "operating" high heels.

It wasn't until he stepped on high heels and walked 20 meters in ten minutes that he stubbornly supported the wall, and even his calves swayed: "Impossible! Parker can do it, how could I not... Ah... !"

Killed X2.

For example, "exam".

In the bright candlelight, the knight heard Kuroro's extremely "river eel" voice: "Knight, are you satisfied with the reference books, review materials, and test papers that everyone snatched for you?"

Looking around, the corner of the abandoned building is full of books.

Knight:...

He couldn't help thinking, where did he offend the regimental leader and make him so worried?

Before long, he seemed to have been opened up through the two lines of Ren and Du, and remembered an inconspicuous little thing——

The team leader failed to steal Saitama's ability to read. When he was barely bald, he happily raised his phone and took a lot of "jade photos" of the team leader from all angles.

This death seems not to be wronged ==

Killed X3.

Unfortunately, even if "dead" countless times, the knight will have to "resurrect" tens of thousands of times. After all, he carries the hope of the whole village on his back, and he is the only spider that can regain the lost.

Occasionally, the knight will spit a bit of bitterness: "Why don't you use men's clothing to approach them? According to the data, Yu Xingmi, as a branch of the broadcast host department, does not currently have a boyfriend."

"I think I look good, and I know how to coax girls, and I have had several girlfriends since I came out of Meteor Street. If I try my best to chase her, I might not be unfavorable."

"Compared to Ilumi, who is pretending to be a woman, I, as a man, have an advantage in approaching her, isn't it?"

However, his head Kulolo closed the book and looked at him with a smile: "In theory, the success rate of this method is very high, but..."

Kulolo raised his eyes and looked into the distance, as if there was an inevitable 45° bright sadness in the distance: "You approached her like this, are you sincere or fake?"

The knight didn't care: "If you like a woman, her status can't be higher than that of the brigade. Shouldn't the head of the group know whether it is true or false?"

Kulolo continued: "Well, approach her, pursue her, get soaked, and then abandon it. What is the name of this kind of man?"

The knight thought without hesitation: "Scumbag man."

Kuroro patted him on the shoulder, speaking earnestly: "The Hulk is looking at you."

Knight:...

At this moment, he once again recalled Hiso's fear of being crushed by six ribs, and the humiliation of the group leader being scared into the hospital by "mua".

He forgot, You Kexin’s biggest urban horror legend is not the spiders that are stationed in, not the resident beating enemies, but the magical Hulk who specializes in punishing scumbags!

So, let's wear women's clothing...

The knight gave up the last struggle and found that he had paid too much for the Mirage Brigade ==

Ilumi deeply discovered that the female dormitory group was shopping fiercely as a tiger, and appetite was as small as a mouse. It meant that after eating a light meal, he hastily understood the lunch, he was not full at all, and he was panicked with hunger!

Quilia and Camilla did a flat model, and they were called "black and white angels" in the industry because of their outstanding appearance. They eat less in order to stay in shape, he can understand, but what happened to Yu Xingmi?

Is she serious about eating 150 grams of white rice?

Taking his class as an analogy, as a master of mind power, the food he needs to consume for each meal is calculated in kilograms. It is also feasible to eat like a normal adult man, and the missing "nutrition" must be made up with rich poison.

Therefore, in Yi Lumi's eyes, Yu Xingmi's consumption of 150 grams of white rice is a suicidal approach against humanity!

Ilumi asked, "Are you losing weight?"

Yu Xingmi shook his head: "No, I want to free up my stomach to eat something else."

In the world of Saitama, I have tasted the delicacies of the mountains and the sea, but there is no need to eat noodles in the clear soup of a civilized society. The time was approaching 12:30, and it was almost time for Qi Mu Nanxiong to pick her up!

With the aid of "Lirong Luosibao", she was no longer afraid of being unable to hold meat.

Yu Xingmi glanced at the phone and said goodbye to them: "Sorry, I have another'date' next, I want to say goodbye to you!"

Ilumi frowned slightly.

Quelia smiled and said, "You have a lot of dates recently. Have you been pursued?"

Yu Xingmi blinked: "Secret!"

The specious answer made Quelia and Camilla laugh meaningfully, and Ilumi felt subtly uncomfortable.

He couldn't tell where he was uncomfortable, he was uncomfortable anywhere anyway.

Seeing Yu Xingmi carrying a bag to leave, Ilumi suddenly stretched out her hand and grasped her wrist: "Where to go?"

Obviously it is a great-reading tone, but it overflows with a sense of resentment.

Yu Xingmi:...

Oh grass, forgot to appease the eldest lady!

Just like forgetting to bring your girlfriend to the bathroom, as long as you drink a cup of bubble tea afterwards, your girlfriend will reveal this sooner or later.

I believe the eldest lady is no exception. As long as the food is arranged well, you can just roll your eyes around, then pat her softly, and say "Ouch~~you dead ghost~~".

Thinking like this, Yu Xingmi came up with a routine of teasing her girlfriends——

She shook Ilumi's hand back, approached him with a sweet smile, stared at him deeply, slowly bent her upper body down, and slowly approached his front door...

Ilumi's dark cat eyes widened suddenly, like a frightened black cat, and his muscles couldn't help tightening.

The heartbeat accelerated slightly, her black hair exploded slightly, and even the palms of her palms overflowed with fine sweat.

For a moment, the voice in the restaurant was moving away from him, the beating of the enemy's heart was quietly disintegrating, and the calculations that were full of brains collapsed across the board. Except for the magnified face, magnified red lips, magnified white teeth...he actually couldn't see anything else.

What is she going to do, what is she going to do?

What is he waiting for, what is he thinking?

Yu Xingmi was close to him, only five centimeters away from his front door.

But at this moment, she turned her head with a smile, and the warm breath brushed his nose and cheeks, with a trace of wetness, flowing towards his ears.

Ilumi was startled, his cat's eyes straightened, and his expression was a bit dazed.

In the next second, he felt the breath from his earlobe.

"Really, obediently waiting for me to come back! I will bring you a delicious one, only one for you!" Yu Xingmi scratched his palm and exhaled at his pinna: "Why? --clatter!"

Heat rushed towards the auricle in bursts, and Ilumi sat on the chair blankly, looking indifferent.

But "I don't understand or understand" written on his face, but his body was very honest, and I saw that the hand holding Yu Xingmi slowly relaxed.

His mind is so confused now that he can't hear anything in his ears.

It was as if the person who had been strengthened with the mind-linked ability yelled in front of the door, the shocking sound wave overwhelmed his reaction power, and he couldn't repair it for a while.

What a strange feeling, why do you feel...satisfied?

Where did he go wrong?

Ilumi raised her eyes and looked at Yu Xingmi, only to see that she had already got up and left, closing the door.

Seeing him look over, she still gave him a bright smile, closed one eye, raised her hand to make a "shooting" motion, her lips squirmed, and said softly, "Bang--"

Direct wink crit 100%!

Ilumi:...

Long hair has no wind automatically, and it blows up completely!

Yu Xingmi didn't really care about what it was like to be "tossed" the young master.

She left the restaurant happily, and felt that the set of coaxing her girlfriends was so easy to use on Rumi!

Isn’t it normal for girls to be intimacy at all!

She and her girlfriends sent WeChat messages, "Dear, what do you want to eat today to bring you~~mua", occasionally staying together to play mobile phones, they would push and tickle each other, and they would blow kisses when they went out. .

Yes, this is the pure friendship between girls!

Yu Xingmi, who had the attributes of a "scumbag" girl, disappeared on the street, and the "good man" Ilumi, who beat the enemy Hakka, had a deep expression on his face.

He sat quietly in the chair for a while, and after a while he said, "You said, why did she do this to me?"

He was confused, and Yi had a blank face. Poor, weak and helpless, but especially capable of thinking.

Quilia didn't care: "It has a good relationship with you!"

Camilla nodded in agreement: "Good for you!"

good for you……

Well, too, he, as the most popular eldest son of the Beat Enemy Clan, will of course be welcomed by her. She is kind to him subconsciously, seems to be okay?

"That's right." Quelia asked. "What did Xingmi say to you just now?"

Camilla: "Yes, what did she whisper to you?"

Ilumi was suddenly alert, like a cat being violated on the site, indifferently and ruthlessly said: "Secret."

"Cut--" X2.

After Quelia and Camilla said goodbye to him, the young master turned on his mobile phone, logged in to his account, and found the community. Ask free netizens a question: "What does it mean if a woman says ‘what’s wrong" to a man?"

At the same time, withered and slaughtered the mountains, beating the enemy guest information control room.

Mi Ji, who was drinking the happy water from the fat house, couldn't hold back, and sprayed all the Coke on the display!

damn it! What did he see?

Damn it, a man with a single arrow whose EQ is as low as the bottom of the basin, unexpectedly a girl said to him, "Mameda"!

And he is the second young master of a big family with invincible emotional intelligence and has cleared thousands of love games, but he can only spend the rest of his life with an inflatable doll, and he has to face the three-high crisis!

This message is too much...

Mi Ji took apart all the potato chips angrily and poured his head into his mouth.

After about five minutes, Ilumi saw the opposite [Fat Zhai also want to fall in love] and sent a message: "It doesn't mean anything, it just means something to you."

Ilumi asked: "What does this sentence mean?"

Opposite: "Tsk, I like you."

Ilumi frowned and replied seriously: "I don't like you."

opposite:……

Mi Ji choked on potato chips, coughing cough, and angrily messaged: "Fuck! You don't like me or ask me for advice?"

Wait, wait, that’s wrong!

He was stunned and his hand speed was crazy: "No! No! I mean, the phrase ‘much’ means ‘I like you’!"

Ilumi stared at the phone, and was silent for a long time at the phrase "I like you".

As if the black cat had inhaled too much catnip, his mind was slightly dizzy.

Sure enough, he is the most popular cub in the Withered Slaughter Mountain, whoever sees him likes it.

At about one in the afternoon, an unnamed coastal block in another world was half destroyed in the hands of a "Dragon Peak" level deep sea monster. Under the pouring rain, the scarlet blood mixed with mud rolled into the cracked sewer, exuding An unspeakable stench.

According to the explanation of the little brother Janos, the disaster levels and threats brought by the strange world to strangers can be divided into five types from low to high——

The first is the "wolf" level, which refers to the occurrence of risk factors but controllable.

Such as robbery criminals, evil gangs, and low-level weirdos.

The second is the "tiger" class, which refers to a crisis that can cause casualties and needs to evacuate citizens from the neighborhood.

For example, monsters with a tendency to hurt and eat people.

The third is the "ghost" level, which refers to a major crisis that can lead to the destruction of towns and complete collapse.

For example, the eaten "Minotaur" and "Big Tiger" ==

The fourth is the "dragon" class, which means that the crisis is enough to cause the destruction of multiple cities and large-scale casualties.

For example, a spaceship that destroys a city in the blink of an eye.

The fifth is the "God" level, which means the demise or extinction of human beings.

For example, the big brother Poros who was driven down by Saitama.

And now, a "Dragon Peak" deep-sea monster is raging in coastal cities. It is reported that it is the "Deep Sea King", the elder brother of the once dead "Deep Sea King". Today, it landed on land to avenge the tragic death of the brother!

In the heavy rain, it turned into a huge monster 30 meters high, dragging a turquoise fish tail, kicking legs like toads, and shaking a huge fish head. It set off a **** storm and brought a shocking crisis!

However, "Deep Sea Emperor" did not know what he was about to face...

In the thunder and lightning, Yu Xingmi, wearing a raincoat and holding an umbrella, opened the live broadcast room. Different from the last time "the door was cold and sad", when the live broadcast started, most of the guards immediately rushed in.

[Tongdi's mother fan]: "Gosh, it really opened! Hey, this background, this is..."

[Mask My Love]: "It seems to be the disaster-stricken city where the news was just pushed?"

[My lord is KING]: "Are you crazy? I heard that the disaster level is ‘Dragon’, so I went there..."

Yu Xingmi didn't care about the barrage, just waved at the camera: "Hello, everyone! Welcome to the live broadcast of'Ms. Saitama teaches you a hundred ways to cook weird people'. I am the anchor Kiwi!"

"We are currently standing in an unnamed disaster-stricken city."

"Yes, that's right, today's cooking ingredients are the very lucky monster."

The sound of rumbling footsteps and the sound of collapsed buildings were heard in the distance. It seemed that something huge was coming up from a mountain and down a tree, and even the earth trembled.

"This monster seems to be insane, why don't we treat it..."

The breath of living people is spreading, and the 30-meter-high "Deep Sea Emperor" can't help the bloodthirsty factor in his heart and marches here frantically. It pushed aside the building, it had a ferocious fish face, and it roared frantically at the four living people below: "Roar--"

Rumble, respond to the thunder of the clouds!

The barrage in the live broadcast room was dead silent, and then frantically swiped the screen: "Ahhhh! The anchor, run! Don't make fun of your life! Run!"

Janos shook his backpack and checked the seasoning: "Thirty meters high, the seasoning seems to be insufficient."

Qi Mu dialed the suppressor that was almost crooked and said, "You can store it in the refrigerator if you can't finish it."

Saitama's raincoat was snarled off his hood, and the whole bald head was soaked in the rain, becoming more and more shiny: "It's so comfortable... Oh, it's been a long time since I washed my hair."

Yu Xingmi:...

Do bald heads also need to wash their hair?

Xu realized that he had been ignored, and the "Deep Sea Emperor" was so angry that he slapped his paws on the ground viciously. The big claw with ten thousand jun of gravity hit the ground, and the earth cracked immediately, shocking the four people...

Jump up neatly and easily, and then fall to the ground neatly and easily ==

Deep Sea Emperor:...

It roared: "Human! My Deep Sea Emperor Moda wants you to pay a tragic price!"

Saitama tilted his head: "Deep Sea·Huang Moda?"

Qi Mucao said: "The emperor hairtail is easy to remember."

Jenos took out a note: "Today, the teacher defeated Deep Sea Emperor Hairtail."

Yu Xingmi:...

Your chat content is better than barrage ==

The Emperor of the Deep Sea was angry from the ground, it attacked like lightning, it rushed forward like a rocket, it was full of vengeance anger, it carried the king's angry killing intent.

It came, holding two paws, and opened its mouth!

Saitama blinked, raised his hand and punched——

Oh, it's gone, the head of the fish flew out a hundred meters, and the body of the fish crashed.

There was dead silence in the live broadcast room.

After a long time, people seemed to have regained their senses, and they started frantically swiping screens, swiping gifts, swiping rewards, and even screaming!

[President of the Saitama Support Club]: "Ahhhhhhhh! So handsome, Mr. Saitama!"

[Fan Saitama from today]: "One punch! There is really only one punch, another punch!"

[Saitama-teacher, I love you]: "Mom, come out and see God!"

In the end, the barrage was all: "Teacher, get the fish head back, okay? Remember to put it more spicy!"

"Unexpectedly, Jaenos' responsibilities...really a clerk =="