Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

The daily life of beating the enemy and the people is not much different from that of ordinary people, except for a few more activities such as electric shock, flogging, torture, poison feeding, training, and mutual compulsion.

As long as Qi Ya no longer rebelliously shouts "I want a golden basin to wash my hands", "I hate to be a killer", "I want to make friends" and other slogans, the relationship between the family will be particularly harmonious.

During dinner, the grandfather Maha would put on false teeth and reach out to the only sweet cake on the table. At this time, his grandfather Jenuo would press his chopsticks on Maha's hand, and said earnestly: "Grandpa, if you eat more sweets, you will be three times higher."

With that, Jen Nuo sighed and stretched out his hand to Sweet Cake.

Sheba pressed the spoon into Zhenuo's hand and said coldly, "Father, your age is not suitable for sweet cakes anymore."

He picked up the sweet cake and Tiehan placed it in front of Giju tenderly. Upon seeing this, Zhenuo and Maha can't say anything, the family can't grab sweet cakes with their daughters-in-law/great-grandchildren.

Kijoo was eating and measuring his waist with his hands. After finding that his waist was 1cm thicker than usual, he angrily pushed the sweet cake to Sheba: "Honey, help me eat it."

Xiba nodded slightly, and seemed to be particularly reluctant to raise the spoon, and was about to fall... Suddenly a nail struck halfway, and the sweet cake was fork away in minutes.

Illumi ignored the desperate desire of his younger brothers and put the sweet cake into his mouth: "Dad is 46 years old. If he eats sweets, he will be like grandfather. He lost his teeth at the age of 60 and has been with dentures ever since. "

"Qi Ya had the worst performance this month and was deprived of the qualifications to eat sweet cakes."

"Mi Ji, you are already 141KG, are you still so ignorant?"

"Curt, you're only 10 years old. You need to have a balanced nutrition. Sweets can't be a regular meal."

Under the banner of "I'm doing this for you," Ilumi wiped out the sweet cake.

Naturally, there is no shortage of nuns to make sweet cakes for the beating enemies, but in front of the younger generation, in order to maintain their dignity and dignity, the elders will not move to the bright side even if they are addicted to sweetness in private.

In addition, they really can’t be as shameless as Ilumi and grab food with their brothers ==

After eating and drinking, beat the enemies and the guests began a comfortable digestion exercise. For example, running two laps around the Dry Mountain, such as staying in the martial arts field for an hour, such as lying in the torture room and being electrocuted for ten minutes...

Afterwards, Maha would sit on the sofa holding a cup of hot tea, pick up the remote control, and squint to adjust the channel to the "Longevity Health" program. Jenuo will open the financial newspaper and sit on the chair of the teacher, carefully reading the financial trends of the Republic of Bartokia.

For the sake of his family's livelihood, Siba is checking the list received this season.

Kijoo took Curt onto the sofa and kept smiling: "Grandfather Gao, Curt said that he wants to watch the '75th Men's Fitness Competition in Aizhen.'"

Maha tremblingly handed the remote control board to Ji Qiu. Ji Qiu couldn't wait to switch the channel. When she saw the beautiful men like flowers show their distinct muscles, she couldn't help holding out her hand and holding her face with excitement.

Curt was silent all the time, and even wanted to leave.

At this moment, the **** cat Ilumi was passing by with the white cat Qiya in his mouth. He sat on the sofa with a blank face, and brought Qiya, who was lingering, to his side: "Mom, Qiya has already arrived to watch the financial channel. Age."

Qi Ya:...

I said you guys, isn’t there a TV in each room? Why have to grab the remote control board in the lobby!

Kijou twisted his handkerchief and wiped his tears: "As expected of Mom's Qi Ya, have you finally grown up?"

Ilumi switched to the financial channel and reached out to pinch Qi Ya's nape to prevent him from escaping.

Qi Ya:...

I really can't stay in this home QAQ!

Until about 8:30 in the evening, Ilumi asked abruptly: "Which channel is the recently hit idol drama "Prince Charming in Love with Me"?"

Beat the enemies:...

Maha's hand shook, and the hot tea was spilled; Jen Nuo's hand shook, and the newspaper was torn; Sheba's hand shook, and the order fell.

Kijoo opened his mouth wide, his scream stuck in his throat alive. Qi Ya's hair was horrified, Kurt's eyes were surprised, and even Mi Ji, who had a very low sense of existence, had his brains drawn.

Without waiting for the answer he wanted, Ilumi switched channels randomly, and finally found a hit idol drama.

In the shocked or dull eyes of the whole family, Ilumi slumped his face and passed the boring pre-drama. After listening to the lines full of "you listen to me" and "I don't listen, I don't listen", he finally waited. Arrived at the most beautiful "corpse".

"Don't look at me, look at the corpse." He said lightly.

The beating enemy and the crowd turned their heads unanimously.

Later, they saw Yu Xingmi lying peacefully in the ice coffin, with fair and delicate skin, black and smooth hair, and a rosy and shiny face. Xu Shi's lying position was too comfortable, and there was still a faint smile on the corner of her lips. It is in sharp contrast with the protagonist who is crying to death on the ice coffin.

In the thirty-second shot, the actor's heart-piercing shouts accounted for the majority, and Yu Xingmi's close-ups were pitiful.

But even if it is small, this is the first fiancée who has beaten the enemy Hakka to appear on film and television programs and has not been listed on the "Most Wanted List" and "Lore Kills List"!

After reading it, Ilumi asked: "How is it?"

What's it like?

Mi Ji had an idea, and took the lead in applauding: "The coffin... the sister-in-law acted really well."

Ilumi nodded with satisfaction and continued: "Well, so, she is an indispensable member of our beating enemies. She has irreplaceable economic value."

The beating enemies and guests made their faces stubborn, only thinking that Ilumi was exaggerating.

An ordinary girl who has no strength except that face, what economic value can it bring to beating an enemy guest?

Who knows, Illumi is justified and well-founded: "The beating enemy has been in the killer business for a long time, and the orders received every quarter are less than a dozen, but there are dozens, and the peak season can reach hundreds."

"This means that every quarter, dozens or hundreds of people die in the hands of enemies and visitors, but we only made life money, not coffin money."

"And now—"

Ilumi switched to the mode of the Chancellor of the Exchequer: "There is an opportunity to put it in front of us. To beat the enemy, you can start a new business of making coffins while taking orders, and make two money."

"It's beautiful to see her lying there, isn't it?"

"I've even thought about the lines, so I can save the cost of copywriting." Ilumi said lightly, "For example, do you want to die as beautiful as her? Do you want to die as comfortable as her?"

"Let's buy a high-end coffin that beats the enemy and the Ke clan." The tone of the great reading is without ups and downs.

Maha and Jeno:...

"Even if we don't sell coffins, we can sell other things." Ilumi's thinking became more and more open. "For example, preservatives, I also thought about the lines-how to keep the body immortal and beautiful, the key is to beat the enemy. Preservative provided by the customer."

Sheba and Kijou:...

"Even if you don't sell preservatives, you can still use this to open a photo studio." Illumi does everything in order to make money. "I'm ready for the line. I want to leave the most beautiful photos for future generations to admire. Do you have to go to the Beat Enemy Photo Studio to take pictures."

Mi Ji and Qi Ya:...

"Even if you don't open a photo studio, beating the enemy guest can still promote your old line." Ilumi continued, "The main line is, if you live enough, please contact the enemy guest. We will make you die better than alive. more beautiful."

Curt and Dog:...

Ilumi talked about from all angles how much benefit "Yu Xingmi played as a corpse" could bring to beating the enemy Hakka, which indirectly raised Yu Xingmi's "family status" and attracted the attention of the elders. Dispelled the younger brothers' idea of ​​persuading to break up.

It also described the economic plan of the beating the enemy and the people in the next ten years, and expressed his intention to contract for slaughter, sell coffins, photo studios and crematoriums.

The young master said that he really paid too much for beating the enemy off.

"If she doesn't want to, or if you don't agree, so can I." Ilumi said, "I can also die beautifully."

Beat the enemies:...

For some reason, I always feel that making Ilumi a killer seems to have buried him?

Well, this must be an illusion [confidence.jpg].

Ilumi is really a cat creature with abnormal brain circuits.

He went online to review the screenshots of the episode, and washed Yu Xingmi's "left photo" lying in the coffin into a color two-inch photo, and then put it into his wallet, nicknamed "This is a lucky thing for fortune."

Not long after, he left Kukusu Mountain and returned to You Kexin. The first time he saw Yu Xingmi, he shared the two-inch photo of his wallet... with her to say "I am very close to you." "Means ==

Yu Xingmi:...

She waved her hand very tiredly. As long as the current hot searches on the Internet were labeled "The Most Beautiful Corpse", "Ice Coffin Beauty", "It's a Pity Bai Yueguang" and other labels, she couldn't help feeling deeply that she had accepted such a role. The speechless.

Facts have proved that Ilumi is not the only one with "sightful" and "economically minded".

As early as when Yu Xingmi finished performing the "corpse" on the set, she had received more than one coffin dealer, remains photo studio, and crematorium for special endorsement calls ==

No one expected that another character could produce this effect.

To blame, it seems that she can only be blamed for her beauty...

During the period, Quelia called: "Xingmi! Shouldn't your character be the noble girl at the prom? How come you have become a corpse...no, Bai Yueguang?"

Yu Xingmi replied dryly: "Because I feel more comfortable to get money lying down." All made by myself ==

Quilia:...

Yu Xingmi was really hot on the Internet for a few days, the photos were made into various screensavers, and finally he got a decent title of "Sleeping Beauty". She didn't intend to mess with the circle, but also deliberately downplayed herself. After a break for about a week, no one mentioned it again, except for Rumi.

This eldest lady is also a weird thing...

A few days ago, I swayed to her once a day and shared the two-inch photos in the wallet with her. He just stared at her directly, and didn't know what it was suggesting.

Yu Xing was confused and confused. Until a few days later, the eldest lady came back with a two-inch photo and asked her to put this special photo in her purse.

Yu Xingmi picked it up and took a look--

The eldest lady took a "remaining photo" exactly like her, and she passed away beautifully in place, lying very peacefully.

Yu Xingmi said deeply that she really didn't understand what the eldest lady was thinking.

What is this?

Are you going to sleep together when you are born, and when you die together? Could it be poisonous!

Yu Xingmi knows that there are countless ways for girls to express "I am especially good with you", but Lumi's expression is particularly strange, giving her the illusion of "a straight steel man with extremely low EQ" inexplicably.

But before she could think deeply, she received a call from Quelia in the middle of the summer.

It turned out that after Quelia surrendered to her debut, her popularity rose very quickly. Even so, the ordinary female dormitory that lives in school is no longer suitable for her.

If there are no accidents, starting from the next semester, she and Camilla will probably move out, and then live on the road of superstardom of studying and developing their careers.

Thinking of this, Yu Xingmi felt a little melancholy. The feelings of a semester, it was a bit disappointed to hear that they were moving away.

However, the separation and recombination of life, such as the moon's eclipse, is always commonplace.

In the middle of this month, the special recruitment of "Yaber" University opened again. A total of more than a hundred candidates entered the examination room for a head-to-head competition.

It is reported that among the candidates this time, there is a beautiful blonde and blue-eyed woman. Because her baby face is too pure, she has been ignited in the campus forum.

Yu Xingmi didn't care, she found a new "housekeeping" job. Working as a cleaner for an unknown local tyrant in Youkexin’s big villa.

Usually, she is mainly responsible for weeding, watering, wiping and other tasks. After going to bed, the salary is settled daily, which is also relaxed and comfortable.

But she didn't expect that one day the owner of this villa would come back, still a...

Handsome, upright, extravagant, gentle and kind beautiful man!

His name is "Paliston Hill" and he is the owner of this villa. It is reported that working for the Hunter Association, from the official to the "Vice President", is a real civil servant.

When he raised a smile, he walked towards her in the light and wind. At this moment, Yu Xingmi seemed to see the prince in the comics walking towards him.

"Hello, are you a new housekeeper?" Paliston asked politely, "Can you help me put the trunk box into the bedroom?"

Yu Xingmi followed his fingers and looked back, and saw a coquettish golden luxury car parked on the road. She nodded in response, trot to the luxury car, opened the trunk and found a seventeen-eight-inch wooden box lying in it.

She reached out and lifted the box easily. The carelessness and slackness made her ignore the severely sinking tires of the luxury car and the sudden elevation of the two-inch body after she lifted the box.

When Yu Xingmi saw her host waiting for her in the same place, his expression seemed a little weird.

But this was only a momentary weird, Palistron quickly recovered his peace, and said with a smile: "Just take the liberty to ask..." Have you ever heard of a person who is capable of thinking?

When Yu Xingmi heard it, he felt that the next sentence must be "What's your name", "Are you free tonight", "May I invite you to dinner?"...

Invited by a good-looking and courteous man, she really met her for the first time!

Yu Xingmi's heart was a little excited, and his hands instinctively wanted to pull the corners of his clothes. This was the shyness of a single dog.

Unexpectedly, the hand shrank and shook, and the unknown box trembled. It "fluttered" forward from the hand and hit Paliston's instep by accident.

Yu Xingmi was shocked: "I'm sorry! Sir! I didn't mean it, I didn't pay attention!"

She swears that at this moment, she saw the gentleman's expression distorted like a ghost! The whole handsome face collapsed in a mess, as if it was not the instep but the whole hoof was chopped off!

Oh my god, is it hurting?

Damn, is she going to be fired and lose money?