Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Both are the women's elders of the operating department, why does Ilumi live unharmed, but the knight is extremely peaceful?

It's only two weeks since the start of school.

The reason is that the knight's dress is not delicate and beautiful enough, or his romantic manners are not gentle and cute, or his smooth bald head cannot attract sympathy?

No, neither is it.

The knight did not lose in appearance, mind, nature and ability, nor did he lose in outfits, words, experience, and manners. The only thing he was inferior to Ilumi was—

The Phantom Brigade, a bandit organization that was unlucky because Kulolo had stolen Saitama's "mind ability", had reached the point where it was unlucky wherever it went.

Even Hisoso, the fake spider, the real European, is so bald that there is only a cockscomb head left. There is no reason why the knight, the real spider, the African chief, can be spared!

Therefore, surrounded by non-qi, the lines of the straight man of steel are also spoken. Ilumi is "upright" and the knight is "violating peace." It is also the number lying in the address book, and Ilumi is in a safe place. The knight was forced to cross the line of fire.

What’s more, the teammates who are also in contact with both sides, the team appointed to beat the enemy: the "girl" Curt who threw the paper, the "assistance" Qi Ya of the acting leader, the "netizen" Mi Ji who made ideas, and the urgent marriage The son's Seba and Chijou.

And what kind of monsters and ghosts are the delegates of the spider group?

The beaten seekers who evade fares by train to occupy their seats, Kulolo who intends to step on two boats, Feitan who cuts off the stupid hair, and the heartless eye droplets who can sell teammates after answering a phone call==

In comparison between the two compartments, a knight with a European temperament of minus 100 can successfully enter the "Yaber" and successfully stay in the women's bed for two weeks, which is completely a manifestation of his own strength!

To die thoroughly, not to be wronged.

It's like now, after the second game between the knight and Feitan, during the intermission, he picked up his mobile phone and prepared to flip through the communications to see who was calling.

Whether it is really dialing the wrong number, or to locate the spider's direction, I have to figure out.

Coincidentally, the mobile phone was discarded after being flooded.

The knight glanced intently, oh, Feitan was so excited to play the game, and knocked over the drink. In desperation, he had to get rid of the water stains, and asked Xiaodi by the way: "Xiaodi, did you see who the caller ID was?"

Xiaodi pushed his glasses: "What is calling? Who is it? Has anyone called? Wait, did I answer the call?"

Knight:...

Very good, she has forgotten all the time for a game ==

Since there was nothing to ask, the knight simply stopped struggling. He played games with Feitan all night, and only then did he put on his wig and dress before dawn and walked to the campus.

There are thousands of excuses for not returning overnight. As long as Ilumi doesn't deliberately find faults, Yu Xingmi will probably not ask.

If it is said that the knight is still deeply jealous of Yu Xingmi when he first enters the female bed, then after two weeks of getting along with each other, his mood remains apathetic.

After all, Yu Xingmi has a mental paralysis called "I'm just an ordinary person."

After two weeks of brainwashing, the cycle went back and forth. With her ordinary behavior, she reduced the vigilance of the knight to the lowest value.

A strong man who spends his time studying and working, shopping and makeup, public welfare and food, and an ordinary student who doesn't delve into anything he says, doesn't care about things, and doesn't ask a lot of questions.

The knight said that it was not him. Unless he says he breaks or takes off his underwear, how could he lose his horse in front of Yu Xingmi!

It’s a pity that the car overturned only momentarily. Please go here at the crematorium ==

Around seven o'clock in the morning, Youkexin bustling streets. The knight who was about to arrive at the university turned to the next intersection, only to find that the top of his head was a little heavy.

His eyes rounded sharply, and his pupils shrank suddenly. Looking at the shadows superimposed on the ground, listening to the sudden gasp, an ominous premonition rose in my heart!

Who has the ability to go around his back and make him ignorant?

Who has this ability, only to be discovered by him after pinching his head?

This, this is... can only be...

The knight heard a grinning voice above his head: "Little brother, you can make me wait!"

Suddenly, the hair is horrified! Chicken skins come together!

When the knight was "near death", he performed supernormally, desperately short of the fastest speed in his life, and was about to escape from the palm of the Hulk. As everyone knows-the high heels were smashed and the long skirts collapsed and tightened, which had been cut in half by the high speed that had fought so hard.

Yu Xingmi: ... escape?

I called you "little brother", you really acquiesced! Are you not explaining it?

The Hulk has a hideous face and a sinister mood, as if catching a little chicken, he stretched his hand to the back of the knight's neck. Unexpectedly, this product is very responsive, and I don't know where to pull out the "dart" and other things, and slammed her wrist fiercely with lightning speed!

With a "crack", the "attachment antenna" was killed, and the Hulk's wrist was fine.

Knight:...

Yu Xingmi: You are really moving!

The knight couldn't help it anymore, reaching out his hand to grab the long skirt, and tore it open fiercely.

In the swirling fabric, he revealed the long legs with tight muscles and smooth lines under the skirt, as well as a looming section of navy blue underpants.

When he shot a sharp weapon into the eyes of the Hulk, when he stepped on his long legs and ran backwards, when the hem of the tattered skirt was flying, when the underpants were wrapped in outline...

Yu Xingmi:...

Damn it! You really have a bird's nest!

It's worth it!

No matter what the knights have in pretending to be a girl, Yu Xingmi felt his scalp numb when he thought of sleeping with a strange man for two weeks!

Even if the number of times the knight stayed in the dormitory overnight could be counted with one hand, she could not, forgive, or forgive!

Ah-die! Beasts!

Seeing the Hulk go crazy, the consequences are serious. After experiencing the initial gaffe, the knight's powerful sense returned and immediately ordered himself to calm down.

As an excellent operating system, he has a special ability is the "automatic operation mode", that is, "control oneself".

As long as the "attachment antenna" is inserted into his body, his thought ability will skyrocket in an instant, and the automatic mode will be activated to do everything possible to kill the opponent until the opponent dies.

During this period, he will be in a state of unconsciousness, no matter whether he is defeated or won, he can't experience it.

The knight has always felt that this is the most unfulfilling ability, but now...

He held the "attachment antenna", injected his thoughts, and stab his thigh quickly-the Hulk roared angrily and stomped his feet suddenly!

With the blow of "boom", the blue brick cracked.

She took advantage of her strength to rush in front of him, she pushed him to the ground, she straddled his waist without saying anything, her weight in tons almost didn't crush his operation into a dough!

At this moment, the knight almost vomited his bile, as if he heard the sound of shattering hip bones in his ears...

Very good, a face-to-face hemiplegia.

It seems that I can't escape today, are you going to die here?

The knight looked at the sky and thought calmly.

It turns out, want to die? It's so beautiful!

The Hulk stretched out his big palm and lifted his skull...oh no, wig!

Then he pinched his neckline with both hands and violently pulled it to the sides. But when the sound of "tear and pull" sounded, his conservative long skirt was torn in half, revealing his strong and young chest and his beautiful abdominal muscles.

The knight was stunned for a second, and when he discovered that the Hulk was looking at his body with greedy and emotional (?) eyes, a belated sense of crisis exploded in his mind and issued a sharp alarm!

Difficult, can it be!

She, she wanted to...

The knight stared at the Hulk's nostrils, looked at her mountain-like figure, and couldn't help falling into an unprecedented panic.

Do not! Can not!

The knight fought back fiercely, took a small fist and punched the Hulk's arm, and shouted, "What are you going to do! Let me go!"

Yu Xingmi:...

Wake up, I'm not good at your mouth==

According to the routine of romance novels, a man like you who has thick eyebrows and big eyes with well-proportioned muscles on a sunny surface and who likes to wear women's clothing can't be the protagonist!

At best, it can only be the fifth male. The first four are the iceberg boss, the gentle and dedicated male, the glamorous and evil male, and the passionate prodigal male!

Oh, it's crooked...

This is not the main line of this video!

The Hulk made a disdainful expression with an ugly face, suppressed all his resistance, and sneered: "You shout! No one will save you if you call your throat broken!"

"I'm going to tell you today-dress up as a woman, whatever you want! But you dress up as a woman and mix into the female bed, looking for a fight!"

Knight:...

"Does the little girl do not want face? Ah!"

"Don't you know that you have one more bird's nest than others? Ah!"

So, the knight lied honorably into Youkexin’s largest orthopedic hospital==

At noon, Yabel’s campus forum was fried.

There was a red post on the top, the title was "Shocked! Such a thing happened to the female bedroom of the broadcast host...".

This post has a deep 616 women’s bed. The main content is that 616 has a rookie model, a girl group appearance, and now a women’s gangster ==

Is it because the feng shui is too good, or the people staying in it are too shameful? !

It can be called the unsolved mystery of the campus.

And the hottest topic is "Youkexin's urban horror legend, the "male hunter" Hulk, reappears"!

According to netizens, this is a scum hunter who wanders in Youkexin.

Whenever she appears, it means that another scumbag will make headlines, another batch of emoji will be refreshed on the Internet, and many sharp quotations will be regarded as classics.

Sure enough, around two o'clock in the afternoon.

The netizens who squatted **** the "Blue Ocean Planet" video website finally posted a new video in the column of UP's main Kiwi. The title is-a murderous woman beats the young girl in the street, the truth turned out to be...

Still a familiar title, or a familiar taste.

They clicked on the video, which was the tall figure of the female knight and the big hand gently resting on his dog's head. Immediately afterwards, there was a familiar "little brother"!

The climax was right here, and when the "little brother" came out, women's wearers moved like a rabbit. He turned around like a jazz dance, and then tore the skirt that had been torn off again, his long legs were lifted, and the bottoms appeared.

Netizens:...

They can't help but play back, record screens, and make GIFs.

The picture is a coherent picture of the knight twisting, tearing his skirt, lifting his legs, and exposing his pants. They even added a sentence to him: "Come on! Awkward dance! Do you dare to dance?"

After that, the Hulk stretched out his hand to make an "invitation to dance", and the female knight slapped her hand away with a solemn and cold expression.

Netizens immediately added pictures and texts: "You are not worthy! You are not worthy to dance with this fairy!"

The Hulk stomped his feet, flipped over the female knight, knocked him to the ground, and tore his clothes.

Netizens covered their noses with pictures and texts: "Today, I am going to split you on your body, and you are not allowed to refuse!"

The women's knight furiously resisted, and tried to resist, hitting the Hulk's arm with small fists.

The netizens laughed to pieces, shaking their hands with pictures and texts: "If you dare to split, you dare to beat the drums for you!"

Until the very end, when the Hulk yelled "Bird's Nest", all netizens staring at the computer screen laughed three times and fell to the ground. No one was spared.

At this point, the video hit the headlines and spread at an extremely terrifying speed.

At the same time, in Youkexin's largest orthopedic hospital.

The knight lay on the hospital bed, his eyes straight. Ilumi sat by the hospital bed, peeled off the apple meat and fed it to himself, left the apple core and handed it to Hisoso, and gave a full circle of apple peels to Kulolo.

Ilumi: "You're welcome, eat."

Hisoso X Kuroro:...

For a moment, Ilumi licked her fingers blankly and said, "So, the cause was the phone call last night, right?"

Kuroro nodded: "It's Xiaodi..." He sold the knight directly.

Hisuo kissed the poker and smiled meaningfully.

"That's great." Ilumi said in a stick-reading tone, "I'm relieved. I've been working on publishing until now, I dare not go back to the bedroom."

He thought that he lost his horse and was about to end with the knight, but he didn't expect the knight to be sold.

Hisoso X Kuroro:...

Hisuo chuckled: "Well~~ Xiaoyi is not afraid that I will tell her? About you being a man~~"

Ilumi calmly said: "Hisuo, I don't mind telling her that you are at Youkexin."

"And she still minds that you dodged Quilia."

"If you stand in front of her..."

Ilumi turned his head and stared at the knight, half-talking, still unfinished.

Hisoso:...

"I'm going back." The young master got up.

Seeing that the two major perverts in the ward were both counted as his pocketbook, Ilumi said, "Kulolo, I can help you with regard to the "seeing Saitama side" you said."

Hearing this, Kuroro closed the book: "Let's make a price."

The brigade can no longer be passive, the more unlucky it crosses, the unlucky it has become intolerable!

"3 billion, no bargaining."

"make a deal."

Ilumi: "The method is actually not that difficult, it depends on whether you have the courage to do it."

Kuroro: "Let's talk about it, how to do it?"

Ilumi tilted his head: "The safest way is to pretend to be a woman and follow me to see Xing Mi."

Kuroro:...

The word "Bird's Nest" reverberated in Kulolo's mind.

What if Yu Xingmi recognizes, finds something, new hatred and old hatred, there will be no eggs under the nest?

However, Kuroro still fought himself.

He thought about many ways, but he didn't expect that Ilumi would just take him to Yu Xingmi, sit down properly, and play the strongest pimping method of beating the enemy and the crowd, and said--

"Hoshiya, can you make an appointment with Saitama?"

Ilumi pointed to Kulolo, who was so heavy that he could not recognize him, and said solemnly: "This is my aunt, named'Lolo Yi', who has reached the age of marriage."

"She likes a masculine bald head, can you introduce it to me?"

Kuroro:...

The author has something to say:

PS: Kulolo: Do ​​you still open a part-time dating agency when beating an enemy guest?

Ilumi: Thousands of blind dates, I'm used to it.

Kuroro:...

PS: Kulolo: Matchmaking Saitama, are you planning to kill me?

Ilumi: Under the cover of the nest... I will send your eggs back to the nest.

Kuroro:...