Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!
Chapter 72: Seventy-second money
Beat the enemy Hakka motto: "First, beat the enemy without friends; second, don't be the enemy of the strong; third, when there is no retreat, focus on protecting yourself and obey the strong as much as possible."
Ilumi calculated it in his mind and immediately realized: He and Yu Xingmi are not friends, and he cannot be an enemy of Yu Xingmi. When there is no retreat, he focuses on protecting himself and obeys Yu Xingmi as much as possible.
Well, the equation holds.
Therefore, if Yu Xingmi has a desire to "want to get on him," he must obey in order to protect himself, right?
Beating the enemy Hakka instructions roared in the ancestral grave: "We didn't ask you to get close to the strong! Bring me back--"
Ilumi smoothed the folds of the skirt, gathered up the messy hair, and stared at herself in the mirror for a while, and found that she was the perfect killer from all angles, and then Shi Shiran returned to the bedroom.
Open the door, no one is here...
The young master was silent for a moment, then picked up his mobile phone and dialed the phone: "Xing Mi, where are you?"
There was a noisy voice from the other end, and Yu Xingmi shouted: "I'm done weighing, what are you doing hungry, eating! Do you have anything you want to eat? Bring it for you!"
Ilumi said calmly: "Just in the medical examination room, did you say something to me?"
Yu Xingmi cheered and said, "Ah! It's my turn! Please come with ten big meat buns! What did you say? What did you say? I can't hear? Oh, good! Thank you!"
Ilumi waited for the voice to disappear, and continued: "You told me before..."
Yu Xing missed a bun and suddenly returned to his senses: "I'm sorry I forgot to bring you food. What are you going to eat, can I line up for you again?"
Ilumi said again: "During the last physical examination..."
Suddenly, a group of girls approached Yu Xingmi with a laugh, and surrounded her: "Xingmi, let's eat together! How do you keep your figure? Can you share it?"
"You and Rumi are too dazzling!"
"It's amazing!"
Yu Xingmi was heartbroken, and immediately accepted the invitation from her sister, and said to Ilumi: "Send me a text message if you want to eat! I have a meal with my friends, and I will find you later! I love you, what am I? !"
The call was hung up suddenly, and a long beep came.
Ilumi:...
The young master automatically ignored "I will look for you later" and actively magnified "I love you, what is it". Although he doesn't know what he meant by doing this, he knows that the first sentence can make him angry, and the latter one can make him angry. Make him happy.
She said: "I love you, what do you do!"
She said "love you"...
Sure enough, she likes him, especially loves him, true and true. As Hisoso said, after getting a woman's heart, she belongs to him.
Very good, perfect.
Ilumi stayed in the dormitory obediently, her eyes wide open, her expression very calm.
There are so many images swayed like a horse in my mind, from childhood to adolescence, chaotic and disorganized.
He remembered raising a rabbit.
When the soft life bloomed in the palm of his hand, he liked it very much.
Until half a year later, his father Shiba told him in the torture room: "Illumi, the little things in your room are no longer needed."
He killed his childhood with his own hands, and got a compliment from his father: "Very well done, Ilumi."
After that, it was the first murder.
The task he received was to kill her husband's illegitimate child for a certain wife.
He remembered that in the park at sunset, the kid who was the same age as him was sitting by the slide and reaching out to him. His amber eyes were warm: "Are you new here? Would you like to play with me?"
He put his hand up and handed him a candy...
The mission was completed, but what awaited him after returning home was torture and punishment for several days. The parents were dissatisfied. They were dissatisfied that he used poison in his first mission, but no blood was seen.
"Illumi, your aptitude should be a killer from birth. You can't like living things, and you can't be liked by living things. Except for your family and tasks, don't care about insignificant things."
Gradually, he became an excellent killer. Later, he was deliberately arranged by his parents to "make" a friend of the same age.
The other party was recruited into the home as a deacon reserve and was also arranged to be his Zhili deacon.
But one day, when he was injured, he raised the knife at him and said grimly: "I'm here to find you to beat the enemy and take revenge! Idiot, who do you think is going to be your friend! You are a demon!"
He raised his hand and pierced the opponent.
Mother Chijo told him: "Illumi, understand? A killer can't have friends, and friends will betray you in the end. Also, don't you really want to try, can you kill him cruelly?"
"It's a good job, I am worthy of being Mom's Ilumi."
Growing up in the Beat Enemy Clan, Ilumi only understood one truth. In his life, apart from those who can like to give birth to nuns and cannot be loved, no one will love him.
The meaning of his life is to steer the behemoth that beats the enemy off and become the direction for the next generation of killers.
But now, Yu Xingmi told him-love you!
This is a very novel experience, an unprecedented feeling. Suddenly, the empty hole in the heart was filled and blocked, and there was no longer the chill of leaking wind, and there was no more endless darkness.
Like a light in a claustrophobic chamber...
It's strange, it's incredible.
Ilumi sat quietly in the dormitory, just as he had sat quietly in his own room. Accustomed to the darkness, accustomed to dead silence.
Many people's footsteps sounded in the corridor of the dormitory, just like deacons beating the enemy Hakka.
Everything seemed to be home.
He was sitting in the room, and the deacon was pushing the door outside, and the other person bowed his head respectfully and said to him: "Master Ilumi, Master Sheba is asking you to go to the torture room."
So he went from the darkness at one end to the darkness at the other end.
"Crack!" The bedroom door was pushed abruptly, Yu Xingmi drove straight in.
Immediately afterwards, she just squatted and yelled: "Lumi, why are you pulling the curtains and not turning on the lights!"
Yu Xingmi turned on the light casually, and the whole room was illuminated.
So he sat in the darkness, and she lit up the light casually.
Yu Xingmi handed him the meat buns: "I haven't waited for your text message, so I just brought you meat buns. By the way, why don't you turn on the lights or draw the curtains when it's dark?"
Ilumi took the meat bun, her dark cat's eyes were very focused: "Get used to it."
Yu Xingmi's indifferent face: "Oh..."
Feelings, you have to be served even when you turn on a light and draw the curtains, Missy ==
Yu Xingmi hung the bag in the cabinet, took off his small leather shoes and replaced it with slippers, and pulled the tall ponytail into a spread, and then stretched his hand behind his back, seeing that he was about to unbutton the bra...
She turned her head back suddenly, rushing towards the rabbit like a hungry wolf, and rushed to Ilumi, putting her hands on his shoulders: "Lumi! Good Lumi! Please promise me something!"
Ilumi paused, put the meat bun aside, adjusted the angle, and tried to make his back more comfortable.
Parker Nauda didn't lie to him, is it now about to get to the point?
The young master nodded: "Okay."
You can't go against the strong when beating the enemy off. This is the ancestral precept. He is really a good killer who is particularly obedient.
Yu Xingmi raised his most pleasing smile, gently poked his finger on Ilumi's chest, and touched it: "Rumi, I want to ask, yours..."
The smile slowly stiffened.
Wait, how about fat four, soft touch? Where is your silicone fake breast?
Yu Xingmi's eyes widened, and he couldn't help but stretched out his palm and pressed it against his head.
She could feel the flat and firm texture under her palm, the beating heart, and the gradually accelerating heartbeat...
Ma, it’s really flat ==
Ilumi lowered his eyes, raised his hand to catch her fingertips, and moved to his neckline.
If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he really couldn't believe that this pair of hands that were as soft as humans could explode with terrible power. But now, his index finger pressed her index finger, his thumb pressed against hers, and slowly uncovered the first button...
The soft sound of "Pata" is the stagnation of breathing, the stress of the heartbeat, and the escalation of heat.
The second sound of "Pata" is the congestion of the brain, the weightlessness of the feet, and the ambiguous breath.
"Patter" three times...
Ilumi almost used the other hand to wrap Yu Xingmi's waist without a teacher, letting her get close to herself. They breathed and heard each other, their dark eyes faced each other, and they looked at each other in their eyes.
Yu Xingmi's lips moved, exhaling like blue: "Lumi..."
Ilumi: "Huh?"
"Your chest is really flat." Yu Xing was deeply moved.
Ilumi:...
Yu Xingmi touched it smoothly and sighed: "When you just undressed in the medical examination room, your figure was absolutely amazing. I looked stupid."
"But now it's confirmed, you are really'Ping'."
Ilumi:...
For some reason, I always feel that something is missing in the air?
With that said, Yu Xingmi gave him an angry and tender eyes, and smiled: "Why are you holding me? You almost got him. Look again, and I will kill you if you look at it again!"
"By the way, where did you buy your fake breast? Push it to me."
Ilumi:...
So what you can't forget is Parker Noda's breasts?
So what you actually want is Parker Nuoda?
The young master indifferently let go of his hand, stretched the buttons indifferently, climbed onto the bed in the dormitory indifferently, and lay down indifferently.
Yu Xingmi: "What's wrong with you? Don't you eat the buns?"
The young master did not respond indifferently.
Yu Xingmi: "Okay, then I will eat..."
The young master put a hand down from the upper bunk and snatched the meat buns. Well, the bed board in the dormitory is so cold, only the meat buns in the hands are still warm.
If you spend the nuns, you have to eat up, or you will lose a lot.
Yu Xingmi walked onto the balcony and let out a deep breath. She stretched out her hand and patted her face, she patted her fantasies, and patted the deer randomly.
To tell the truth, when the eldest lady grabbed her fingers to open the buttons and stretched out her other hand to wrap her waist, she really had a feeling of...the breathing is stagnant and the brain is blank.
There was even the idea of "Emma, thief, so handsome". Moreover, she once ignored the gender of "Lumi", and she actually had the urge to kiss him ==
Ma yeah, she swears that she likes men! real!
Sure enough, when a neutral girl is handsome, there is nothing wrong with a man.
As for why the eldest was suddenly angry and ignored her, it always felt like...Oh, she said in the medical examination room and wanted to "go up" to her, and the eldest was angry and wanted to "retaliate".
As a result, the eldest lady went back to the bedroom to play a prank, to prove who the two of them were "on".
Really, so naive!
However, this is really what the eldest lady would do.
Yu Xingmi shook his head and sighed, put aside distractions, and turned on the phone. Immediately afterwards, she found the message from Paliston in the unread text message. After reading the whole text, the general meaning is as follows——
The annual civil service recruitment examination is about to begin!
Regardless of education, age, class and resume, admissions are open to everyone! Open to everyone! Do not miss passing through!
As long as you participate in the civil service recruitment examination, once you pass, you will get the most impressive "hunter certificate" in history.
Five insurances and one housing fund, lifetime protection. The Golden Bowl career is worth having. From nine to five, cruise around. Public facilities, as you use. Be your ancestor wherever you go!
Yu Xingmi's eyes lit up in an instant-Emma, come!
She licked her lips especially expectantly and sent a message to Paliston neatly: "Hello sir! I saw the message you sent to me. What do you usually prepare for the ‘Hunter exam’?"
Paliston is the vice president of the Hunter Association. With such a good resource, why should she go to ask others?
Not long after, Palistron sent a message: "We must learn from the past, learn from the past, and have a wealth of knowledge and skills."
Yu Xingmi understands it!
understood! She is good at doing test papers!
The author has something to say:
PS: Ilumi: Let’s have breakfast together.
Yu Xingmi: No, I have to learn. (Work hard)
Ilumi: Let me go shopping with you.
Yu Xingmi: No, I have to learn. (Crazy Questions)
Ilumi: We...
Yu Xingmi: No, I have to learn. (Re-review)
Ilumi:...
PS: Hiso: Xiaoyi, what are my golden apples doing~~
Ilumi: Xingmi is writing questions, Qimu is endorsing, and Saitama is upgrading. Not to mention, you who do not learn are not worthy to be with us.
Hisoso:...
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