Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Every time the "Nanniga" is used to beat the enemy, it is a cautious attitude.

Deacons follow the whole journey, panoramic surround sound effects, full 1080P Blu-ray picture quality, live broadcast monitoring, and another family mobilization.

In short, since Ilumi stepped into the room of "Nanniga", the beating enemies except Qiya have gathered in the master control room, waiting calmly for the next miracle given by "Nanniga" .

However, seeing "Naniga" ignoring the deacon and directly appealing to Ilumi, Seba's body became tense for a moment, killing intent, and returned to peace under the reminder of his wife Chijo and the gaze of his father Jeno. .

"Anada, Ilumi never suffers." Kijoo said, "He is our best eldest son, he must be measured."

Jenuo said: "Wait for the moment. If'forcing' is something Ilumi cannot accomplish, I will activate the device in the secret room to obliterate'Nanniga'."

Don't fight the enemy and don't fight insecure battles. Even if the decor of the "Nanniga" room is warm and girly, it can't conceal the fact that it is a murder prison.

There are gun holes on the walls and poisonous foggers in the corners.

As long as "Nanniga" shows the slightest uncontrollability, beating the enemy will completely obliterate it.

After all, if "Nanniga" is a single body, there may be no way to beat the enemy, but "Nanniga" and Aluka coexist, one twin, giving them countless possibilities to kill it.

As for Aluga Beat the Enemy, although he was named Beat Enemy, he had never received training within the clan. His physical fitness is just an ordinary child.

With Ilumi’s strength, he can definitely kill it in hundreds of ways before he suffers.

Thinking of this, the beating enemies were relieved.

When you find that "forcing" just needs nails, beating enemies and guests feel more at ease.

Especially when Ilumi said "turn me into the most important person in Yu Xingmi's heart", the beating enemies and guests were completely relieved. While calming down, I was also very pleased.

Ji Qiu directly choked out: "Mom's Ilumi! Are you finally getting the hang of it? Are you going to marry love? Mom has waited too long for this day!"

Xiba nodded: "It's a shortcut."

Jenuo shook his head: "Oh, young man..."

Only Mi Ji told the truth: "It turns out that only by making a wish through'Nanniga', will the eldest brother get a chance to get married!"

What is a "shortcut", "marry to love", and a "young"?

Isn't the eldest brother just stubbornly stubborn, and there is no marriage market? How come all the excuses are so nice?

Curt's eyes, nose, nose and heart:...

Second brother, why do you want to say it?

As a result, Mi Ji received the death gaze of the whole family, as well as the hysterical snarling of his mother Ji Qiu: "Mi Ji! After Ilumi comes out, go to the torture room and be beaten!"

The corners of Mi Ji's mouth twitched:...

Haven't you even let the truth be told these years?

However, the slap in the face came too fast like a tornado. The attackers guessed the beginning, but couldn't think of the end.

The wishing machine "Nanija" can be realized no matter how many wishes are excessive, but in the aspect of "male and female love", it completely cut off Ilumi's back road!

Naniga grievedly told Ilumi: "It's not good..."

This is equivalent to directly telling the beating the enemy—your eldest son Ilumi, even if he comes to me to make a wish, it will not change his fate of being alone!

Illumi beats an enemy guest, born a single dog, it's no use begging me!

Beat the enemies:...

They have never been hit by such a direct soul!

Only Mi Ji was taken aback and immediately turned into a bullet screen body: "So Naniga has already seen everything? It's also...just like the character of the big brother, I don't like girls at all."

Curt moved to the corner secretly:...

Brother, let me think about the epitaph for you ==

In the next second, Mama Kijoo violently said, "Miji! You are coming out and beaten now, now! Mom's Ilumi, oo-Ilumi, can't even the wishing machine help you get out of the order?"

Howling ghosts and howling wolves!

Sheba remained silent for a long time, and finally stood in the position of "father", ready to call Ilumi's cell phone and tell him to make a wish.

The enemy passenger is big, and the Irai Rice is full. He does not believe that the eldest son can't get a woman.

But at this moment--

After sacrificing three fingernails and bleeding from his fingertips, Ilumi, who was completely lost, stared at the aggrieved "Nanniga", stared for a long time, and finally did not ask "why".

He is used to it, really.

Anyway, as long as "Yu Xing Mi" is involved, there will always be all kinds of unexpected accidents, um...really, he is not angry at all, he is--

Very angry!

For the three nails at a loss, for the long-term benefit of beating the enemy and guest, for... he seems to suffer from this dark loss, and he has to endure it!

But since he started thinking, has he ever suffered such grievances? He doesn't accept it.

The young master stared at Naniga, and Naniga looked at the young master.

In the end, Ilumi raised his hand and knocked on Naniga's head with a clean "slap", dropping fresh and hot stir-fried chestnuts.

It's too much. In order to prevent you from beating you to death, I even reduced my strength.

A big bag quickly swelled on the top of Nanija's head. She was stunned for a long time, only to realize the pain afterwards, and then-raised her neck, opened her voice, and let out the most aggrieved cry: "Wow- —"

Tears burst the embankment!

"Wow-Naniga hates Ilumi!"

The magic sound pierces your ears!

This was not over yet, Ilumi searched all the candies in the room with a blank face, led the two deacons to leave without any fluctuations, and ordered Aluga to cut off the supply of candies for his entire life.

As for making a wish...

Haha, no, suffocate Nanica.

"Wow—" Naniga stormed crying, "My candy! I hate, burp, hate Ilumi!"

Deacons:...

Beat the enemies:...

Mi Ji sent out a soul barrage: "If the eldest brother gets married and the sister-in-law has another daughter, in a sense it will be regarded as a'children and daughter'."

Curt exited the live broadcast room:...

Brother, you are dead.

That night, Mi Ji received electric shocks from Yi Lu Mi Ai, Ji Qiu’s mother Ai’s whiplash, Shiba’s father Ai’s iron fist, and Jen Nuo’s grandpa Ai’s complaints: "Mi Ji, although your brain is good, you are really Too offline."

A wink thing!

Mi Ji:...

I'm all wronged QAQ!

Ilumi has always pursued efficiency.

In his eyes, as long as the final goal can be achieved, the intermediate process is not important. As everyone knows, the relationship between people, especially the "male-female relationship", apart from allowing the relationship to progress gradually, there is no shortcut at all.

Whether it’s a needle or a wish, the car has turned over countless times. After a day of "autism", the eldest master finally thought of a way that was not the solution.

He logged into the desktop computer in the room, entered the search, and titled "How to be the most important person in a woman's heart".

After a while, he got a reply from netizens-fall in love!

Ilumi silently input "how to fall in love", wise netizens brainstormed and came to the following conclusions——

"In fact, women generally look at their faces. As long as you are handsome and tall, even if you have nothing, you can talk about love."

Ilumi tilted her head and looked at herself printed on the dark glass.

Well, he has always been the most handsome cub in the Withered Slaughter Mountain. It seems that this relationship has been halfway through.

"In fact, women all need to coax, as long as you have a high EQ and online IQ, you can basically succeed. If you can't, I suggest you play a few love strategy games to practice your hands, and understand women's hearts."

Ilumi thought slightly, picked up his mobile phone and dialed his second brother's number: "Mi Ji."

Mi Ji:...

Is this a call from hell?

"Send your love strategy game to my room." Ilumi said, "As for the remuneration, I still have a lot of oversized boxer briefs here. You can pick whatever you like and take it back to pay a visit."

Mi Ji: "...No need, brother, I'll bring it to you."

Mi Ji didn't dare to say why Ilumi wanted to play a love strategy game, let alone ask. He can only pick out relatively simple game discs, and strives for his eldest brother to capture all the girls in one night, and have fun ==

Hey, after all, his eldest brother can only find a sense of love accomplishment in the game, tusk tusk...

But Mi Ji never expected that even the simplest love strategy game would become a bottomless abyss in the hands of his elder brother.

For example, this simplest "Garden Princess" game starts with a beautiful girl who has left her hairpin and is at the hand of the male character, within a cup of tea!

Soon, a paragraph popped up on the screen.

[Miss Emily has left a hairpin. It looks a bit dated, not at all like what the countess would use. What will you do at this time? 】

[A. Pick up the hairpin, ride on the white horse, overtake Emily's carriage, and return it to her. 】

[B. Pick up the hairpin, cherish it, and return it to her at the next prom. 】

[C. Picking up the hairpin, sitting quietly in the garden, waiting for her to come again. 】

[D. As if I didn't see it. 】

The veteran driver Mi Ji just looked at the options and knew what would happen next.

Choose A, the prince riding a horse is so handsome and masculine; choose B, the man who invites the dance is so elegant and polite; choose C, the waiting gentleman is so gentle and dedicated.

Only D is a failure of the strategy.

New rookie Yi Lu Mi just looked at the options and knew which one to choose.

If you choose A, you lose your horse, and you lose your horse money; you choose B, you lose maintenance costs, and you lose repair costs; you choose C, you lose your time, you lose your life.

In summary, because a worn-out hairpin is not worth it, choose D!

OK, the strategy failed.

Ilumi:...

Mi Ji:...

Ilumi frowned, reset the game reluctantly, and clicked on another option. Then he died cleanly in the second question...

He tried again and unsurprisingly lay down the third question.

He struggled again, and without suspense, he crossed the fourth question.

He has repeatedly defeated and fought, and he is able to smash the fifth question with ease.

Mi Ji covered his face and couldn't bear to look any more.

It's too bloody!

It's so cruel!

On the same night, Yilumi from the Withered Slaughter Mountain fought the lanterns, and Yu Xingmi from the university dormitory stayed all night. Although the two are tens of thousands of miles apart, at this moment, they are equally determined to "brush the problem"!

Ilumi: Right now, eh! I see, do you choose the one with the longest text?

Yu Xingmi: It's this question again, huh! I see, choose the one with the shortest label!

Ilumi: Love, thrilling, every step is a trap.

Yu Xingmi: Textual research, untold hardships, and full of pain everywhere.

Ilumi: It's normal for her to fall in love with me, but I don't like her, so what if I refuse? Why did she kill me with a kitchen knife?

Yu Xingmi: It's normal to take math, physics and chemistry tests, but I can't do it, so what if I can? Is it necessary to open a root account when buying vegetables?

Ilumi: This question is unscientific and illogical.

Yu Xingmi: There is something wrong with this question, so stupid choice.

Ilumi fell the game console: "Mi Ji, who made the game, I will kill him."

Yu Xingmi dropped the black ink pen: "Fuck, whoever broke the question, I will curse you!"

At the same moment, the same kind of heartfelt voice.

For the two people who brushed the question to the madman, one needs five years of love and three years of marriage, and the other needs five years of research and three years of research. Hunter ==

The three conditions of Nanica have been fulfilled, but Ilumi's wish has not yet arrived. Nanica, who had been waiting for a long time, finally "sleeped" and gave Aluka the dominance of his body.

In the depths of the dark sea of ​​consciousness, the ghost doll Nanija faced the ignorant Aluka and whispered softly: "This time, I will'sleep' longer."

"Unless I make a wish, I won't'wake up'."

Aluga held Nanica's face and pressed her head to her head: "What happened?"

Aluka is a boy, but Nanica is a girl.

But the intimacy and coexistence between them do not care about gender.

Naniga nodded: "Illumi, a human being tainted with the breath of the'Devil', maybe a'prey' marked by her. I can't move."

The Dark Continent implements the law of the jungle, and is a cruel world with strict classes and predators of the weak. Not entering the territory of the strong at will and not provoking the strong's prey is the most basic life-saving principle of the Dark Continent.

Yu Xingmi had not yet landed on the Dark Continent when Naniga took possession of Jaeger Beat Enemy and left the Dark Continent.

And after Yu Xingmi really grew up, Naniga was beaten up and locked up early.

They should have nothing to do with each other, but Naniga is a collection derived from the "Five Disasters." What she has experienced and suffered from the Five Plagues, to a certain extent, she will have "empathy."

"But Ilumi touched me," Naniga said. "He tasted me and went back."

As she said, she touched her forehead with lingering fear.

"Do you think the devil will let me go?"

In short, people are withering and slaughtering, and the vest has just logged in. Not very old, but very capable. The strongest wishing machine, whatever you want. But the circle is small, sorry, hide first~~

Nanica "sell number", Ilumi also sold number.

He played a night's love strategy, expressing from the bottom of his heart that he was willing to be a free job, all members of Zaiguang Game Company.

Thirty guide discs, all endings are either BE or blackened GG. Even if there are three thousand beauties in the harem, Ilumi can't even get the Persian female cat raised by Mrs. XX.

Mi Ji was amazed and took the initiative to change the game disc for Ilumi.

At this moment, Ilumi's role changed from "male" to "female". Yes, that's right, this is the reverse harem game, the collector's edition!

The magic is that Ilumi actually... still played BE and blackened GG.

The young master was unwilling to make a wish, and was unsatisfied in the strategy. Finally, I simply rolled up some lists and went to find Yu Xingmi again. Who knows, he just didn’t come back for a few days, and Yu Xingmi actually had another cat——

It was a handsome blond boy, sixteen or seventeen years old. Wearing a blue national costume, sitting by the window of the library, chatting with Yu Xingmi happily.

Then, he heard Yu Xingmi calling him affectionately: "Sister..."

The author has something to say:

PS: Kurapika: No, I am a male ==

PS: Ilumi: I have long hair to waist, but unfortunately no one dares to soak.

Yu Xingmi: I'm here to soak...

Ilumi: Huh?

Yu Xingmi: ...noodles.