Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Ilumi really found that whether his father or grandfather was good, they said, "A killer doesn't need feelings, don't be fooled by a woman", but their bodies are more honest than the other.

The former has been married to his mother Giju for 25 years and gave birth to five cubs in one breath; since the latter separated from his grandmother, he changed the calligraphy of "one kill in a day" to "active duty in career", and even made less money. power.

He once couldn't understand the meaning of "career active duty", and it was not until Grandpa Zeno made a furious phone call that he suddenly realized it!

Active career refers to the biggest war currently underway in a person's life. It can be a struggle between people, it can be a struggle between people and oneself, and it can be--

The husband and wife have a long-term cold war, and see who bows their heads first.

Ilumi couldn't help but fall into contemplation.

In other words, the father and grandfather who personally trained him to become an elite killer, the one who is obsessed with creating human activities and can't help himself, the other is angry and cold and waits for his wife to come back to coax him.

Only him and only him, based on the family, obey the highest order, work hard to make money, and diligently raise the younger brother. At the top, we must provide for our elders and ancestors, at the bottom we must teach the rebellious younger brother, externally we must communicate and develop family business, and internally we must set an example by rules.

For some reason, Ilumi always feels like he has been pitted?

When Qi Ya was born, he was only 12 years old. Having just retired from the "Patriarch Reserve", why can he let his father feel relieved to hand over Qi Ya's custody to him?

Not only because of his excellence and self-discipline?

Think again……

When he was 6 years old, his parents gave birth to Mi Ji. It took another six years before Qiya and Aluka were born. When he took over Qi Ya, they gave birth to Kurt within two years.

Could it be that he asked him to help bring the baby to make it more convenient for them to create people?

Ilumi:...

Suddenly feel that the smartest cat in the Withered Slaughter Mountain has been fooled!

Therefore, he succeeded in taking over Qi Ya, not because of the trust and entrusted responsibility of the elders, but as a free and long-term labor force?

He posted money for diapers and milk powder for half a year, and also posted money for toys and torture tools for three years, as well as energy, time, effort, and hair. In the end, Qi Ya said "I don't want to be a killer" in a heart-warming reply!

Ilumi: Not only does it work for nothing, but also pays for it?

Therefore, the eldest master understood a truth: your parents are still your parents, and no matter how wild your son is, you still can't play with your parents.

At this moment, the person who beat the enemy Hakka is dead in Ilumi, and the only one living in the world is "Nu Colu Ilumi"! He wants to get Yu Xingmi back and give her...no, she has a lot of cubs.

Throw the big cub to grandfather, the second cub to the father, and the third cub to Qi Ya. They all owe him, and they have to pay it back!

Ilumi got dressed, oh, women's dress. I didn't dig the pit, and I didn't sleep anymore, so I set out on the road to find "true love".

It is a pity that if Yu Xingmi really wants to be quiet, no one should even want to find her. Ilumi had no choice but to join Xiaojie's group of four and wait for her to appear.

Then, he found that the sympathy and sympathy in everyone's eyes was complicated. Especially after Qi Ya asked him a few words--

Qi Ya was scared and shocked: "Brother, why are you here? Da... Where is Yu Xingmi?"

Ilumi read with a stick: "She doesn't want me anymore."

"why?"

"Maybe I dislike me as a man."

Qi Ya twitched the corners of her mouth: "Cut, make your own way. If you approached her clearly in the first place, probably..."

Ilumi interrupted him: "Kiya, I have kissed several times."

Qi Ya scratched his face: "Uh, don't remember, there are too many. The number of those women can go from Kuku Slaughter Mountain to Aizhen Continent, right?"

Ilumi shrugged: "I approached her clearly, how high do you think my success rate is?"

Qi Ya: I didn't say FUCK.

Everyone:...

Qi Ya scratched his head, feeling that his hair was falling more and more. He is so sad!

Although he was afraid of Ilumi deep in his heart and secretly hoped that his eldest brother would be unlucky, he treated him as his elder brother after all.

Think of Yu Xingmi, who was dangling "after the fact", and think of the "wrongly wronged" elder brother. His feelings told him that his elder brother deserved it, but reason told him——

Have these two security measures been done?

What if it's in the soul?

Yilu brother was dumped and loved to hear, but his nephew and niece could not be left out. No, the environment of beating enemies is not suitable for children to grow up. Don't recognize the best of ancestors.

But, will the sister-in-law be too tired to take the child by herself?

Female college students, unmarried first pregnancy, financial constraints...No, it can't be like this!

Qi Ya deserves to be a liar variety, and his imagination is unbelievable. Not only can he edit, but he also compiles 120 episodes of a series of giants with a ball in minutes.

In the end, the rare kind-hearted man raised his small face and said solemnly: "Forget it, since you have been abandoned, then I will help you take care of Yu Xing Mi reluctantly."

Ilumi:...

The **** cat stared at the little white cat, and then gave Xiaojie a few more glances.

He found that--the same is beating the enemy, Qi Ya has a "Fuli Shi", he does not; the same is the Cat of the Withered Slaughter Mountain, Qi Ya has a "poop shovel officer", and he does not.

Even Qi Ya wanted to get involved in Yu Xingmi.

Ilumi showed an extremely terrifying look, his big palm held Qi Ya's head, and he read: "Archie, I have taught you how many times, the killer doesn't need a friend."

I don't have one, and you don't have to.

Qi Ya:...

I discovered today that my eldest brother is a double-standard dog==

On the sixth day of survival on the desert island, Yi Lumi did not find Yu Xingmi, and Qi Ya did not break up with Xiaojie (?). But after the group of four had Ilumi, they were mixed up as if they were on the hook.

Leoli didn't collect the number plates, so he almost gave up the hunter exam.

Unexpectedly, the young master who searched for Yu Xingmi got into a cave. When he crawled out, he not only carried a basket of fat snakes, but also brought out a green-haired girl.

Leoli’s blindfold: In fact, your woman is very good, you can bring out a girl if you drill a cave==

Ilumi ordered: "Qiya, come here for snake venom training."

Then to the sister Peng Si: "You said that you want to use bees to help me find people."

Then he said to Leo: "The number plate can be given to you. Last night, I heard you say that you have successfully soaked in women..."

Leoli makes a fist: "Wrap it on me!"

Ilumi tilted his head: "Okay."

Qiya X Xiaojie: I always feel that these two have reached a dirty deal ==

It was night, and a bonfire was lit in the cave.

The bees raised by Peng Si did not bring back any news, but Leoli went on talking all night.

In the corners of Kurapika's twitching mouth, in Qi Ya's stiff expression, and under Xiaojie's calm gaze, he instilled a lot of high-end knowledge and experience of "how to successfully get a girl" to Ilumi!

Leoli pushed his glasses: "When she came to you wearing jeans and said to you,'These pants seem to be a little tight', how should you answer?"

Ilumi said straightforwardly: "You take it off."

Peng Si: Although it's not my man, I really want to hit someone after listening to it.

Young people: Why can he say such sloppy words in a serious manner?

Leoli sighed: "No, it's not the logic. Listen well, the woman asks you that the pants are a little tight, is it really because of'tight'? This'tight', after all, fits the body, it is fat and thin, yes Beautiful and ugly."

"What you should answer is not'take off', which denies her aesthetic vision of picking pants."

"You shouldn't answer'change one' either. This is telling her that the pants are good, but you don't deserve it."

"You can't even answer'you're fat'. This is a proposition. From being beaten to being beaten, to breaking up."

Ilumi heard it gradually: "So, what should I answer?"

Leoli smiled knowingly: "My dear, it's great for you! Buy it!"

Xiaojie listened and shook his head: "No, she will be uncomfortable wearing too tight pants and can't blindly cater to them."

He thought for a while and said: "You can answer, ‘It’s not suitable. You wear it too beautifully. I will be jealous of the way people look at you. So, can I change it to another one for me’."

Ilumi and Qi Ya's eyes widened together: This guy...

Leoli: I lost.

Kurapika: I always thought Xiaojie was innocent, but was he already an adult?

Peng Si: Although he is only 12 years old, I really want to fight for it. What's the matter?

Leoli immediately honoured himself: "Xiaojie, where does this line come from?"

Xiaojie waved his hand after hearing this: "The passenger ships that come to Whale Island will always bring many female tourists. I have been in contact with women since I was three years old!"

"So very skilled."

Leoli: From the age of three or three...just...

Everyone was shocked instantly!

Ilumi shifted his **** and approached Xiaojie: "Then, I make Xingmi angry, what should I do?"

Xiaojie stopped talking and stuck out his tongue reluctantly: "You apologize to Qi Ya first."

Ilumi:? ? ?

Xiaojie is confident: "Now, apologize to Qiya." Let you force Qiya not to make friends!

Ilumi frowned, her expression a bit cold.

Xiaojie said, "Quickly apologize!" Akimbo.

Qi Ya pulled him nervously, Leo tried to make a round in a cold sweat, Kurapika was a little nervous, and Peng Si was also a little nervous.

Xiaojie: "Apologize!"

Ilumi turned his head and made a voice from the eighteenth hell: "Archie, sorry."

Qi Ya feels cold all over!

Xiaojie smiled, "Well, Brother Yilu has mastered the essence of getting along with Sister Xingmi."

"Anyway, no matter whether Elder is wrong or not, it is right to kneel down and apologize first." Xiaojie broke his fingers, "In order to show your sincerity in apologizing, I suggest kneeling on the cactus!"

Ilumi:...

Young people:...

Peng Si: Brother, do you lack a girlfriend? A few years older than you can raise bees and give you honey.

Zi said: Shinobu thinks more and more anger for a while, takes a step back and thinks more and more loses.

The dog words of the ancestors are the truth.

Yu Xingmi didn't go anywhere, so she squatted on the shore to guard, sank under the water during the day, and came out to admire the moon at night. With a dog's tail dangling, his whole body is full of casual bossy atmosphere.

She was waiting, waiting for the seventh day.

The first one to beat is "Rumi". Is it fun to wear women's clothing?

The second one to beat is Hiso. This guy knew that "Rumi" was a man early in the morning, but let him live in his ex-girlfriend's dormitory, what the hell!

The third one to be beaten is Fei Tan, no matter if he is wrong or not, please beat him first!

She grew up so much that she suffered a disadvantage in the Dark Continent in her childhood. Coming to the human continent, a group of LV.1s still panted with her. Do you really think she doesn't hold grudges?

I didn't think there was anything at first, so let it go.

But the consequence of thinking of "letting go" is that in the next exam, she will see those dog faces again, she can't bear it anymore!

Therefore, Yu Xingmi, who is full of "blood feuds", took out the patience of hunting on the dark continent. He squatted until the Hunter Association exclusive airship appeared in the sky, and guarded until the familiar aura approached one by one.

The airship was 300 meters away from the ground, and the landing was stable within 30 seconds.

The candidates who completed the task assemble on the shore, the candidates who did not complete the task were downcast, and some of them disappeared without knowing where they were scattered.

Yu Xingmi spit out dog's tail grass and took off the straw sandals on his feet.

When they were surrounded by the shore and Xiaojie shouted "Sister Xingmi", the Great Demon King flew a rabbit, flipped Ilumi with his straw sandals, and cut his hands backwards!

Ilumi: "Xingmi, I..."

"Papa--" With a crisp sound, the straw sandals fell on his ass, and he sang elastically.

"I asked you to lie to me!" X3, Yu Xingmi cursed while beating, "It's been a year! It's been a year! Is it fun to hide from me? Ah! Where did you find the medical checkup? Ah! Say ah! Do you actually have a good woman besides me?"

Qi Ya: Brother, for these last words, your death is worth it.

Ilumi:...

I don't know why after hearing the last sentence, what's the reason why I feel willing to suffer this meal?

Yu Xingmi gave him a crackle and snatched his number plate on the way. Then he hung the tattered young master on a tree branch.

Immediately afterwards, she stared at Hisuo, with an indifferent face: "I will let you know without reporting!"

Hisoso:...

The airship was still two hundred meters away, and Yu Xingmi smashed his straw sandals towards Xisuo, and another straw sandals towards Feitan.

In front of all the examinees, she beat the "Nightmare" Hiso and the "Ghost" Fei Tan of the Hunter's exam to the spit, grabbed their number plates, and then hung them on the tree, which were equally broken.

Candidates:...

The persuading hand trembled slightly ==

Fei Tan:...

What is the reason for beating me? !

When the airship landed on the shore, Yu Xingmi picked out Feitan, Ilumi and another number plate to make up six points. Smoothly gave the remaining number plates to Peng Si who looked pleasingly.

At this point, in the fourth hunter test, nine candidates including Yu Xingmi passed, Hisoso, Ilumi and Feitan were eliminated in the last few seconds.

After a long time, the airship of the qualified candidates set off, and another search and rescue airship arrived at the scene.

The staff of the Hunters Association lifted three dried salted fish from the tree and carried them into the emergency room. Several medical hunters stared at their bruised buttocks and couldn't bear to look directly at them.

At that time, the three perverts were lying on the hospital bed in the same posture, with a thick green paste on their buttocks.

Ilumi entered the sage time of cats. Hisuo was thinking about the gap between himself and the "unknown". Only Feitan was so angry that he called Kulolo to show his determination to be incompatible with Yu Xingmi!

Who knows, Kulolo on the other side of the phone was silent for a long time before he sighed and said, "So, you paid the registration fee to take the hunter exam, and you got nothing but beaten, right?"

Fei Tan:...

Kulolo: "I told you earlier. We are robbers. Since we like the withered machine, we should take other people's. But Feitan has to take the exam."

"It's all right now. Not only does he have no withered machines, he also doesn't have a hunter's license, and he is even hospitalized."

"Fei Tan, be obedient in the future."

Kulolo revealed the old mother's heart to love her son.

Fei Tan:...

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PS: Kulolo: The baby is not obedient, but lacks the beating of society. Look, now it's honest.

Knight: No, I was targeted...

Parker: I was also...

Kuroro:...

It's over, the society is beating up ==