Everyone has an island, I can copy it infinitely!
Chapter 171 This is called stereotype, do you know that?
As soon as Jiang Tian said these words.
The regional chat channel, which was originally a lively discussion area, suddenly became silent.
After a long while.
Speeches from the regional channel suddenly erupted.
"What the hell?!"
"What the hell?!"
(A few hundred words are omitted here)
"Just now...what did 1111 say? He said that the dormitory for his subordinates has been prepared? Is it a double-decker? Did I see it wrong?"
"You read that right, I saw it too! 1111 also said that the purpose of collecting a large amount of clay was to strengthen the cowshed? This is so sudden!"
"Damn it, I'm still squatting in a wooden house, and your cows live in a cement house?"
"I originally thought that my guess was exaggerated enough, but I didn't expect that the reality was much more exaggerated than I imagined!"
"Look, look! Is this what people say?"
"1111, I'm warning you, don't go too far!"
"It's so irritating to have people compare to each other! My subordinates and I are still crowded into the same room. What the heck, one of the subordinates has body odor, which makes him unable to sleep every night!"
"Axillary scent~axillary scent~"
"Stop talking! I'm going to vomit!"
"..."
During this commotion, Jiang Tian also took advantage of the situation and used live fish to collect a wave of clay in the channel.
After collecting it for a while, Jiang Tian opened the alliance channel again.
Two people, 0066 and 0888, were found condemning themselves.
"Oh my God, 1111, you are pretending to be a critic on the regional channel again!"
"I'm going, I can't stand it anymore. I just built dormitories for my men. Even the bullpens are built."
"By the way, this alliance leader didn't reply to our message. Instead, he went to the channel to post a batch of messages."
"Yeah, he doesn't pay attention to us talking here."
"...He won't block the sound effects of the alliance channel, right?"
"What the hell? Is there such a thing? He is the leader of the alliance. How can he block the sound effects of the alliance channel?"
"..."
Seeing the conversation between the two, Jiang Tian rolled his eyes and replied:
"It's not because you two are too noisy, otherwise why would I block the alliance sound effects?"
Seeing Jiang Tian, the two began to ask again:
0066: "Can you blame me? It's not because this 0888 always says some inexplicable things to make me angry and refuses to apologize to me. This fat bastard is so damn hateful!"
0888: "Damn it, how do you know I'm a little fat? Have you ever seen me... Bah! How the hell do you talk, who the hell is a fat nerd?
According to you, people who like to watch anime, play games, eat potato chips and cola, stay at home and not exercise, use most of their pocket money to buy figurines, often watch foreign cultural exchange films, like to tell erotic jokes... Is he a fat house? You have gone too far! "
0066: "..."
1111: "...Can you be more completely exposed?"
0888: "Ahem, what I just talked about was not myself, but a friend of mine. I was just clearing his name.
0066, this is called stereotype and prejudice, do you know?
I remember when I went to the Internet cafe to play in a group, I deliberately wore a suit. Wasn't it just to silence people like you? "
0066: "What the hell are you talking about? What do you mean about gagging? I'm warning you, stop thinking about colorful things, or I won't be done with you!"
1111: "...Good guy, if you hadn't mentioned this, I wouldn't have thought of it."
0888: "...I didn't mean what I said. It's because you are thinking wrongly."
0066: "... Just pretend that I didn't say anything. Can you retract the news here? Let's change the topic, 1111, why are you suddenly so arrogant and upgrade the bullpen?
Although I know you have more resources, is it a waste to suddenly do these things? Or are you saying that you didn’t do that and just said these words on purpose to show off? "
As soon as these words came out, the topic really turned around.
0888 said immediately:
"By the way, what you just posted on the regional channel was so pretentious!
Having said that, I have felt since a long time ago that I have always been inferior to you in terms of pretending.
Why do I also love pretending to be critical and you also love pretending to be critical? Why can you pretend to be critical so naturally and catch people off guard? Can you teach me? "
Jiang Tian couldn't laugh or cry when he saw what the two of them said.
Then he replied:
"Everything I said is true, and I really didn't mean to pretend. It is very important to put cement on these things. If you have nothing else, please help me collect some clay."
"Is it something important?"
The two were stunned when they saw the news.
"What's going on? How important can this be?"
"That's right, is your cow so precious? Is it an aristocratic cow that coughs in a poor shed?"
"no……"
Jiang Tian thought for a while.
These two people serve as their allies and can continue to provide themselves with resources.
It would be best to tell them about the heavy rain and let them take precautions.
"In two days, there may be a heavy rainstorm. Some wooden houses with weak foundations and poor quality may be directly destroyed by the rain. You two had better strengthen the house."
0888: "I'm going? Is it true?"
0066: "What kind of rain is this? Is it so exaggerated? Where did you get the news from?"
Jiang Tian was too lazy to explain so much, and said directly:
"Don't worry about it. Anyway, I have already said it. It's up to you whether you believe it or not."
After saying this.
The two immediately sent a reply:
"Believe it, believe it, I will arrange for my men to reinforce the building now."
"Of course I believe it. Who told you to be so awesome? I will follow you in the future."
Although Jiang Tian's news was revealed very suddenly and without a beginning or an end, 0066 and 0888 immediately chose to believe Jiang Tian.
The reason is very simple.
In this place, the man with ID 1111 can always be one step ahead and eliminate future dangers.
Since he has made preparations, he naturally has to follow his footsteps and be prepared together.
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