Everyone has an island, I can copy it infinitely!
Chapter 51 Of course I have to sell it
"Splatoon? What does that mean?"
Hearing this, the other three looked confused.
"As the name suggests, after eating this thing, people will spray, that is, diarrhea..."
Jiang Tian roughly explained.
When introducing this brand of fried chicken, Jiang Tian's face was full of complexity.
He had once eaten a set meal from Hualaishi.
When eating, it was indeed very fragrant...
But after finishing the meal, my stomach was turbulent and I had diarrhea all night.
I almost collapsed on the toilet.
This is not the worst. I heard that there was a buddy on the Internet who had diarrhea for two whole days after eating.
I don't know how he got through it.
And now in this environment, you can't have diarrhea because of this kind of thing, which will affect your work efficiency.
The explanation is over.
Finally, Jiang Tian looked at the three disappointed people and comforted them:
"Anyway, this thing...can't be eaten. Okay, it's just fried chicken, we can make it ourselves in the future."
After saying this, the eyes of several people glowed again.
Lu Bu asked again:
"My Lord, since it cannot be eaten... how to deal with it? Should it be thrown away?"
"Throw it away? How is that possible?!"
Jiang Tian looked at the yellow paper tube and smiled:
"Of course I have to sell it!"
As he said that, Jiang Tian opened the regional chat channel...
...
In the regional chat channel.
Everyone was sending messages about buying and selling, or chatting and sharing their lives on the island.
"Buying wooden boards, if interested, please PM."
"Selling two eggs."
"It seems that the plants I planted before have grown. Have all the things you planted before grown?"
"I planted them before, but I didn't know what seeds they were at the time. Now they have grown and I found that they are cabbages."
"Me too. I only found out that the seeds I caught before were pepper seeds after they were planted..."
"Hahaha, the seeds I caught before were radish seeds! This time I'll have something to eat!"
"0888: My cucumbers are about to mature, hahaha."
"Huh... How dare you say such a thing?"
"Brother, did you reveal something?"
"By the way, cucumbers are obviously green, why do you call them cucumbers?"
"0888: I know. Although it is green, its use is very yellow."
"Puff! This explanation is absolutely amazing!"
"You bastard!"
"Fuck! Show off, brother!"
"666666!"
"..."
Just when everyone was discussing vegetables, an inappropriate message suddenly appeared.
"1111: Selling fried chicken family bucket, the highest bidder wins!"
Everyone was shocked when they saw this message.
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
"It's fried chicken! I haven't eaten fried chicken for a long time, how can I sell it?"
"Boss, I'll trade you clay and water, okay?"
"Boss, why are you suddenly selling fried chicken? Are you fishing for the whole family bucket again?"
"Fuck, 1111, how the hell can you always catch such good things?"
"Boss, you actually sell these good things? Don't you eat them yourself?"
Faced with the inquiry, Jiang Tian thought for a while and explained:
"I ate it once before, this thing is too oily and not delicious, I think I'd better sell it."
"Fuck! That sounds too irritating!"
"I want to buy it! Boss, I'm willing to trade you 10 planks!"
"I'll use 15, plus a bag of clay!"
"I'll use 20, plus a bag of clay and a bag of ash!"
"..."
Messages were flashing one by one, bidding against each other.
Jiang Tian received countless private messages, hoping to buy this bucket of family bucket.
Some of them were sent by acquaintances.
"0888: Damn, you are so boring. If you want to sell fried chicken, why don't you talk to me first? The price is negotiable!"
Jiang Tian smiled helplessly:
"1111: I made it clear in advance. This is Hualaishi's family bucket. If you want to eat it, I will sell it to you."
"0888: Damn?! You are not talking about the jet meal, right? Goodbye, goodbye."
"0066: Fried chicken? I haven't eaten it for a long time. Can you sell it to me?"
"1111: This is Hualaishi's family bucket."
"0066: ??? Damn, I was wondering why you are so kind, but you are doing such a bad thing. I don't want to have diarrhea, you should sell it to someone else."
"..."
After kindly reminding the two acquaintances, Jiang Tian began to select the candidate with the highest bid in the private chat.
At this time, a private chat caught Jiang Tian's attention.
"I am willing to exchange 50 wooden boards and 3 bags of clay for this family bucket, is that okay?"
Seeing this, Jiang Tian raised his eyebrows.
Wow, the bid is so high?
Although Jiang Tian himself is not short of wood, in the current environment, wood is the most valuable thing for ordinary people.
Others bid for the family bucket, and the maximum is only 25 pieces of wood.
Looking at the ID of the person who sent the private chat message, Jiang Tian was shocked.
Isn't this the lackey whose land was occupied by 4144 yesterday?
Why did he suddenly come to him to exchange fried chicken?
After a short moment of thinking, it is not difficult to guess.
This should be what 4144 meant.
Thinking of this, Jiang Tian showed a playful smile.
This kid wants to eat, but he is embarrassed to buy directly from him.
Is he afraid that he will not sell it to him?
So he can only ask a lackey to trade with him.
Speaking of which, this kid has looted a lot of resources.
Well, since you are willing to die, then I am willing to bury you.
Then he pretended to be ignorant and bargained with the man.
Not long after.
On a certain sky island.
"Master, the family bucket was exchanged for 70 pieces of wood and 5 bags of clay."
A teenager of sixteen or seventeen was humbly handing a paper tube to 4144.
However, the part with the brand written on the top of the paper tube was covered by a black marker.
"Well, good job."
4144 took the paper tube and was in a good mood looking at the fried chicken inside.
"Hahaha, 1111, this idiot, didn't expect that the whole bucket he caught is now in my hands!
On the world channel, I haven't seen many people who can catch a whole bucket. This thing is much more valuable than a pile of wood, but he sold it now! What a fool!"
He sneered and mocked, and took out a chicken leg and started eating it.
The boy drooled at this scene.
"Master, can you... give me one?"
"Get lost! Who the hell are you? I ate all this by myself!"
4144 snorted and cursed: "Do your job, don't be an eyesore here!"
"...Yes."
Hearing this, the boy could only look at the fried chicken again, swallowed his saliva silently and left the house.
After eating.
4144 also sucked his fingers and licked the oil on them.
He looked unsatisfied.
Since coming to Sky Island, he hasn't eaten fried food for a long time.
I didn't expect that I would be able to take advantage of this time.
This time, thanks to the idiot 1111, otherwise I might not be able to eat fried chicken in my life.
Although he had chicken and oil, he tried it two days ago, but he couldn't fry it to taste the same.
This kind of ready-made food is still the most delicious!
Thinking of this, he opened the regional chat channel.
"4144: 1111 you idiot, your fried chicken is delicious, thank you, hahahaha!"
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