Expedition to Europe
Chapter 136 Pretending to be dead
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Qin Zhiyuan now feels balanced because he has a new brother in distress.
After Pierre came back, the work of cutting bread was handed over to Pierre.
Qin Zhiyuan can take a break for a while and go to the living room to accompany Foch to drink tea and chat.
But how could Qin Zhiyuan make a mistake at this time?
So Qin Zhiyuan rolled up his sleeves and went into the kitchen to help.
Cut onions, wash mushrooms, cut meat into strips, slices, dices, minced meat...
Well, Anne didn't prepare so many ingredients, only potatoes and onions, and a turkey.
"The kitchen is not where you men should stay." Anne is traditional.
"In our Chinese families, generally speaking, it is men who cook." Qin Zhiyuan stole the concept.
After the rise of the feminist movement in the 21st century, a large number of men who are lowly at heart began to become househusbands in the name of "loving their wives" and "pampering their wives". Women have slender fingers like green onions, and they don't touch the slightest bit of spring water, so men are exhausted outside, exhausted when they get home, and exhausted when they sleep at night...
"Oh, you Chinese women are so happy." Although Annie doubted it, she had to believe it after seeing Qin Zhiyuan's skillful movements.
In fact, Qin Zhiyuan wanted to say: I am best at making instant noodles...
This is such a sad story. Qin Zhiyuan didn't know if he would have the chance to eat "Geng Shuai Bo" in this life.
"Indeed, in my hometown, in a mountainous area in the southwest, the men there even give every penny they earn every month to the women at home, and they don't keep a penny for themselves." Qin Zhiyuan added.
Compared with French men, Han men are simply the model of "good husbands" among men... No, it should be compared with men all over the world, Han men are the model of "good husbands".
The Chinese had just arrived in Paris for only a few months. According to Zhang Tianyun, French women and Chinese workers had already tried to get along. Compared with French men, Chinese people do not drink, gamble, mess around, or beat women. They are simply "good husbands in the world". With all these advantages accumulated together, it is natural for people to ignore the skin color of Chinese people.
As for the black hair of Chinese people, this is not a problem. In Europe, many people have black hair. Most of the Romans, who were once the hegemons of Europe, had black hair.
"The women there are so happy." Anne fell into the trap.
"It's almost like that." Qin Zhiyuan succeeded.
"But I heard that you don't have monogamy there. I'm curious, how can a wife allow her husband to be shared with others?" Anne took a different approach.
"Not everyone has three wives and four concubines. In my opinion, the Chinese have an honest attitude towards feelings. My hometown does not allow extramarital affairs. If an extramarital affair is discovered, the person involved will be put into a cage and thrown into the river to drown. So if a Chinese man meets a beloved woman, he will generally marry her home." Qin Zhiyuan said solemnly.
The Chinese have three wives and four concubines, and the French have three wives and four concubines, which are almost the same. Don't laugh at each other when you are fifty steps away. People are in trouble and don't break up.
"What about you?" Anne said bluntly.
"I support monogamy. When I am with Lily, I will not mess with other women. Pierre can testify to this." Qin Zhiyuan asked for reinforcements.
Qin Zhiyuan was right. Even with a beautiful woman of Misha's level by his side, Qin Zhiyuan still kept his chastity, which was not easy.
For a big man, having three wives and four concubines is really normal. They have resources and abilities beyond ordinary people, and they are naturally advantageous in occupying social resources.
"Pierre? Forget it, he can't even coax Napoleon." Anne despised.
"I won't mess with other men either. I am a Catholic, and Catholicism prohibits extramarital affairs." Julie was serious.
"Of course, I believe you." Qin Zhiyuan smiled.
"Should I go to the living room and sit for a while..." Anne was full of jealousy.
"Don't be like this, Annie, don't you think that with Qin joining us, our preparations will go smoothly?" Julie tried to persuade him.
It did go smoothly. Since Qin Zhiyuan entered the kitchen, he has been responsible for almost all the washing and brushing. He is also very skilled when picking up a kitchen knife. He is not afraid of the water being too cold. He is indeed a good helper in the kitchen.
"Yes, Lily and I both need your philosophy of life." Qin Zhiyuan flattered openly.
"Hehe, I'm old, and many experiences are not suitable for you." Annie hiccuped with beauty.
"Annie, you are not old at all. You will always be so radiant in my heart." Julie is also good at flattering.
"Yes, some experiences can be passed on. I noticed that you are really good at managing the family." Qin Zhiyuan continued to flatter Annie.
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Flattering is a technical job. For example, every time Qin Zhiyuan opens his mouth, he will first agree with what the previous person said, so that he can win more subconscious favor.
"Hahaha...if Lily treats you like this in the future, you will definitely not think so." Annie laughed heartily.
The more the mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, the more she loves him. It has only been half a day, and Annie's attitude towards Qin Zhiyuan is completely different from yesterday.
"That's not necessarily true. Look at the guy on the sofa outside. He's still very respectful to you now." Qin Zhiyuan sold out his father-in-law to please his mother-in-law.
"Don't say bad things about people behind their backs. God doesn't like gossipers." Foch shouted in the living room. He sounded lonely.
"Lily, send a cup of coffee over." Qin Zhiyuan stretched his head and looked out. He only saw Napoleon squatting at the kitchen door with his tail wagging and not daring to come in.
"This is a great idea." Julie came over and gave Qin Zhiyuan a loud kiss on the face. Then she went out and kicked Napoleon away with his tail wagging: "Don't kiss me. I just changed my clothes."
"Qin, I can feel that you will eat Julie to death in the future." Anne looked at Qin Zhiyuan's subtle use of Julie, shook her head and sighed.
"I think it's just the opposite. You also eat General Foch to death, but General Foch enjoys it, doesn't he?" Qin Zhiyuan continued to flatter.
"Hahaha, you're right." Anne continued to laugh.
"What's so happy about it? Tell me so I can be happy too." Pierre finally finished cutting the bread and came over pitifully.
"We are discussing your marriage problem, Pierre, you are already 25 years old, how long do you want me and your father to wait?" Anne was furious, and when she saw Pierre, she was furious: "Come back, don't leave!"
Pierre turned around helplessly: "Mom, I want to go to the bathroom."
No matter what time it is, urinating is a good way.
"Hold it, if you don't solve your personal problems as soon as possible, then don't come back in the future. Look, even your sister is about to get married, but you are still not in a hurry, are you going to piss me off to death or something..." Anne kept talking.
Qin Zhiyuan looked at Pierre with a "you are so pitiful" look, Pierre smiled helplessly, pretending to be dead without saying a word.
Qin Zhiyuan finally understood why Foch started pretending to be dead as soon as he got home.
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