Extraterrestrial parasite

After the punishment was over, Chen Yang finally realized that no matter how absurd the reason was, he still needed to obey the orders of his right hand.

But if you think about it seriously, it is indeed a bit difficult to provoke someone who has no grievances and has never met someone.

What to do? He walked up to me and slapped me in the face, saying that he didn't like you?

You faint to death. This is simply the style of a villain. In movies and TV shows, you will definitely be beaten to death!

Chen Yang was in a bit of a dilemma. He had been kind to people and performed many good deeds for more than 20 years, no matter the weather, no one who had come into contact with him did not praise him as a good person. If he hadn't done good deeds in a low profile, he would have become news and appeared on CCTV, moving the country to tears.

Such a good man actually wants to provoke an innocent person!

Chen Yang thought for two seconds and made a decision.

His own life still matters.

Taking a deep breath, Chen Yang walked towards the couple on the bench in the distance, one step, two steps, three steps...

They probably also saw Chen Yang. The couple's gaze was cast over, their eyes full of doubts.

Chen Yang had an "expressionless" face, tall and straight body, and regular steps. After a few dozen steps, he came to the bench and looked down at the couple.

The man was about twenty-seven or eighty-years-old, and he was quite handsome. He looked at Chen Yang, frowned and said, "Excuse me..."

Before he could finish his words, Chen Yang sat down.

First of all, I have to explain that this kind of bench usually only seats three people, but a pair of obvious couples sat on it, whispering affectionately to each other, and no one would sit down even if there were free seats. This is called knowledge!

But someone happened to do it.

This person is Chen Yang, who is helpless.

A gust of wind blew, cooling the face, but the three people sitting on the bench had no intention of enjoying it. They were all silent.

The couple's heads were a little confused. They looked at Chen Yang in a daze and couldn't figure out what was going on.

A man suddenly came over, sat down next to them, and then remained motionless. Although the scene looked normal, the couple always felt inexplicable and felt that something was wrong.

Yes, especially when Chen Yang is sitting next to the girl, this is even more serious.

After a moment of silence, the atmosphere seemed a little awkward, and the man spoke: "Here, my friend, can you change seats? There are chairs over there."

Most people say that even the most ignorant person should leave, but Chen Yang, who received the order from his right hand, shoulders the heavy responsibility of provocation and cannot leave like this, otherwise it will be his turn to be unlucky.

"wait……"

Chen Yang thought hard, thinking about what to do next.

His melancholy and thoughtful look frightened the girl next to him. She pulled her boyfriend's clothes and looked at her to signal him to leave.

Chen Yang did look like an abnormal person. As soon as the girl signaled, her boyfriend immediately pulled her up and prepared to leave.

His right hand couldn't stand it any longer. When Chen Yang's expression changed, he directly controlled his right hand and slapped the girl's butt.

"ah……"

Screaming, ashamed, and angry, the girl turned around and stared at Chen Yang.

The girlfriend was humiliated, and the man was stunned for a moment, then became furious: "Fuck, what are you doing?"

"Hey, wait, this, this wasn't done by me."

Chen Yang was sweating coldly, his hands still in mid-air.

"You didn't do it?"

The man laughed angrily, pulled his girlfriend away, and kicked Chen Yang hard in the chest.

If Chen Yang didn't dodge, he would definitely have to pay a price for it. Before he could think about it, he grabbed it with his left hand and caught the man's right ankle just as the big kick came.

"boom."

The man didn't expect Chen Yang to react so quickly. One of his feet was caught, and he immediately lost his balance and fell heavily to the ground.

"Ah, I'm beating someone, I'm beating someone..."

The girl screamed in horror.

Chen Yang got up and ran away, extremely embarrassed, and quickly disappeared at the end of the winding road.

"Idiot, I asked you to provoke me. Is this how you took so long to provoke me?"

The right hand said dissatisfied.

"But, you can't act like that."

Chen Yang ran very fast, trying to run to a place with few people. Fortunately, the park was very big, and he was far away from that place after a while.

Oh my god, what did you think it just did? He actually put his hand on the butt of a girl he didn’t know!

This is so evil, Chen Yang deeply feels that the aliens have low moral quality.

You say it's okay to be evil, evil must be evil to the end, and it's all on other people's butts, why not take advantage of it and pinch it?

Chen Yang was aggrieved by this.

To be honest, the thinking of aliens is really incomprehensible. What is the point of doing this? It's totally meaningless.

But if the aliens could really reason, Chen Yang wouldn't have suffered so much punishment.

What's more, after that, he couldn't even express his anger, only shock.

"Provoking those people?"

Swallowing his saliva, Chen Yang looked at the four shirtless men playing mahjong in the tea shop in the distance. He couldn't believe it and suspected that his ears had heard wrong.

"Technically, host, I ask you to defeat those four humans."

"How is it possible?"

Not to mention that Chen Yang had never fought before. Even if he was an expert in fighting, he wouldn't feel confident when he saw those four shirtless men.

"It can be done."

The right hand said firmly: "Use your poor wisdom."

Chen Yang forced out a smile: "Actually, I think we need to keep a low profile now. You may not know, Mr. Screw, but the police in our human world never tolerate fights. Generally, if caught, they will be sentenced to dozens of dollars." Years in prison, or even life imprisonment in severe cases. As the main provocateur, I may even be shot dead by the police on the spot. I am not afraid of death. The problem is that if this delays Chief Screw’s big plan, then I will not be able to forgive him even if I die..."

Lying without changing his face or heartbeat is Chen Yang's great skill, but to deceive his right hand, Chen Yang is really overthinking.

The voice on the right hand became stern: "Hosting body, don't try to deceive me..."

"Hoo..."

Chen Yang's face instantly turned purple, and the cramping pain in his stomach made him squat down involuntarily.

This was the second punishment today. Chen Yang gasped for air in an attempt to relieve the pain in his abdomen.

But under the control of his right hand, the pain in his abdomen showed no signs of relief and continued for a minute.

"I, I know, I do, I do."

Comparing the two, the pain of being beaten by four big men was obviously not as painful as being punished by the right hand. Chen Yang made a smart choice.

In fact, the right hand asking Chen Yang to do this is not really to let him gain any actual combat experience. Actual combat experience cannot be gained in just one fight. A person who has never fought with others, no matter how powerful his body is, is mentally unprepared. Once an accident occurs, he will collapse immediately.

The right hand needs to start training this host body bit by bit from now on. The first point is to make him aware and ready to do it.

But being beaten like this is not what it wants to see.

"Boarding body, your first step requires observation."

"observe?"

Chen Yang, who had just recovered from the pain, was shaken and seemed to understand something from these words.

But when passers-by saw him squatting on the ground talking to himself, looking at the ants, they all sped up and left with strange expressions.

"Yes, observe. With your current ability, it will be difficult for those four humans to defeat each other, so you need to observe and observe the characteristics and weaknesses of those four humans."

Chen Yang "suddenly realized" and looked solemnly at the four people playing mahjong dozens of meters away and looked at them.

Ten seconds later, he realized something.

"Sir Screw, I found out..."

Chen Yang looked serious: "Those four people... I'm afraid they are all men! Invincible objects."

"Idiot, is this what you observed?"

The right hand resisted and did not punish the boarding body, otherwise the boarding body would not think about walking back today.

It was really desperate. In this idiot's head, apart from mating, eating and sleeping, even if he thought about other things, it would be very difficult for this idiot.