Fairy Tail: I Don’t Want to Be the President

Chapter 67 Will you eat your own wild monsters?

The sun gradually moves westward and becomes larger, its color begins to change to orange, and its light becomes softer.

On a flat road that has no obvious curvature when viewed from a close distance but appears to be twists and turns when viewed from a distance, a two-wheeled carriage is moving forward leisurely.

There was also a huge crab wandering near the carriage, moving fast and slow, far and near.

There are golden wheat fields on the roadside. Because there is no wind today, there is no scene of rolling wheat waves.

The man and the cat who poked their heads out of the carriage window were not disappointed, quietly admiring the beautiful countryside.

"Hey~ I saw the mountain, we'll be there soon!"

The one who broke the silence was the young man with cherry-colored hair on the crab's back, "Uncle driving the car, hurry up!"

"Natsu is so noisy," Happy complained.

Rhodes nodded: "Yeah, I don't understand the sentiment at all."

Natsu was immediately annoyed by the way the two of them were singing along, and he bared his teeth and claws on the river crab's back: "When did you two become so close!"

Rhodes said: "When you get carsick."

"Pfft~" Habi suppressed a laugh, "And when you fell like a dog and ate shit."

"Asshole, stop the car and I want you to look good!" Natsu was so angry that his throat was on fire.

After a while of commotion, Rhodes suddenly became serious:

"Natsu, there are wild boars about eight or nine hundred meters ahead, five, no, six!"

"Oh~~~Can you see this far?"

Natsu stood up on the back of the river crab and tried his best to look far away, but the road was not straight and restricted by the terrain and wheat fields, he couldn't see anything.

"Why don't you try to smell the stink of the wild boar?"

Rhodes said casually, and Natsu immediately did it.

He raised his head slightly and moved his nose: "I smell it! Leave it to me!"

Natsu tugged on the crab's tentacles and said, "Charge!"

"Natsu!" Rhodes wanted to say that he had a plan to kill the pig, but Natsu rushed too fast and couldn't throw him again.

Happy said: "Don't worry, as for the wild boar, Natsu will be fine."

Rhodes said: "I'm worried that he will burn down the farmland."

"Love, that does seem like something Natsu would do."

"Answer the call, ancient stone beetle!"

Rhodes sent out two groups of stone beetles and asked them to follow Naz, ready to dig out fire breaks to reduce farmland losses.

"唏伦~"

The coachman reined in his horse and stopped: "I'm sorry, the area ahead is infested by wild beasts, and the horses don't dare to leave."

Rhodes got out of the car and took a look. There were indeed traces of wild beasts ravaging the wheat fields beside the road. Maybe it was the residual smell that made the horses afraid to move forward.

"Let's stop here, the village is not far away." Rhodes said, "Happy, get off the car!"

"Aisa!" Habi flew out, still carrying Natsu's backpack and Rhodes' suitcase.

Considering that there were already traces of wild beasts nearby, Rhodes summoned a group of sharp-beaked birds and asked them to **** the carriage for a short distance.

Seeing a fire rising not far away, Rhodes and Happy rushed towards Natsu's direction.

The distance is less than a kilometer, and it takes at least a few minutes to run there. This is because of the luggage that holds me back.

And in just a few minutes, Natsu had already solved the battle.

Six wild boars of different sizes were lying quietly on the ground, and the flames in the wheat field had not yet completely extinguished.

Fortunately, the stone beetles dug out an isolation zone and the fire did not spread to more places.

"Ahahaha..." Natsu, the culprit, put his hands on his hips and laughed heartlessly, "You know how powerful I am, you stupid boar!"

Happy flew over with Natsu's luggage: "Natsu~"

"Happy, Rod, you guys are late, I've taken care of them all! Hahahaha..."

He was very proud, as if he had won a hunting contest between three people.

Hubby said: "Natsu is very strong, but you almost burned down the whole wheat field."

"It wasn't burned." "That's because of Rhode's digging insects."

"It's a stone beetle." Rhodes corrected, and then said to Naz,

"Please, can you think carefully when using flames in farmland, forest land, and villages?"

"I've thought it through." Natsu waved his fist, and a little flame came out of his fist. "With this much fire, we can just kill the wild boar."

Rhodes said angrily: "I want you to consider the consequences carefully and don't burn the farmland!"

"Aren't you still here?" Natsu said with a smile, "Sure enough, Mira said there was nothing wrong with inviting you to form a team!"

Even if you trust me so much, even if you mention Mira, I still...

"That's not right." Rhodes found that he was almost surrounded by Naz.

"Don't build this weird trust in me! I'm not here to put out the fire for you!"

Hubby looked at the burning straw and asked, "What should we do here?"

"Run away before anyone notices."

"Tell Natsu to eat the fire."

Natsu and Rhodes spoke at the same time, then looked at each other in shock, and spoke at the same time:

"Will you eat your own monsters?"

"You actually want to run away?"

The two of them were even more shocked:

"Of course you have to run away if you get into trouble!"

"It's not like you can't try."

After listening to each other's answer, the two said in unison this time:

"You actually say this kind of thing so confidently!"

When Habi saw the two of them speaking in unison, he wanted to say, "Have an affair."

…

After an explanation.

Rhodes suddenly realized: "Oh~ So Natsu can't eat the fire he sprays or lights, he can only eat other people's."

Natsu asked again: "So are your wild monsters really edible?"

Rhodes said: "I don't know. I just thought that if you are really hungry and can't stand it anymore, you can borrow a crab claw from the Swift Crab to chew on it, right? Anyway, the crab claws can regenerate."

Natsu and Happy stopped talking: "How cruel."

Rift Scuttlers have returned to Summoner's Rift.

"I'm just kidding."

As he spoke, the fire in a small area within the fire break zone began to become smaller.

Wheat straw is hollow, fairly indestructible and does not contain much heat. The six wild boars lying on the ground were blackened.

Rhodes told the ancient stone beetles to split up, and then dragged the six wild boars out.

After that, the wild monsters were asked to dig soil on the spot, fill in the flames, and bury the ashes.

"Three-dimensional text·WATER."

Rhodes waved his hand, and a basin of water poured out, soaking the still warm ground.

He repeated this a few more times to lower the temperature completely to avoid starting a new fire.

After doing all this, Rhodes slapped his right hand a few times. He just said that he was not here to deal with the aftermath, but in the end, he dealt with all the hidden dangers left by Natsu.

He sighed: "Let's go and drag all the wild boars to the village."

"Ah? Why?"

"You have to give an explanation for burning someone's wheat field, but we haven't formally handed over to the client yet." Rhodes was worried that there would be trouble.

"It's so troublesome." Natsu complained. When he was in this kind of situation, he always went directly to the client and made it clear.

As long as the task is completed, few people will care about this process issue.

"Who caused the trouble?"

If the stone beetles hadn't been sent here just now, Rhodes couldn't even imagine what would have become of the countless acres of wheat fields.

Don't be angry or angry, Rhodes is not angry at all, it's all about the rent.

But when you think about how many more of these battles it will take to completely solve the herd problem...

Rod has a toothache.

Is it best for Gray and Natsu to team up?

(End of chapter)