Fairy Tail: Opening Double Kamui
Chapter 34 Let's Call You Stupid
Qian Guang felt that he was being maliciously received by the whole world, he had not met a Hei Changzhi since he came here for so long, the first one he met was a bastard?
He can't accept it, and neither can his hair. Today, either the turtle is finished, or the turtle's hair is finished.
"Master, can you tell Mr. Turtle... how did Little Turtle offend you?"
Just as Guigui was about to retract her head, she found that she couldn't move. She swallowed and asked tremblingly.
Damn it! This man is terrible! So brutal!
I don't know why I suddenly hit Master Turtle's shell, it hurts so much! He is still holding the scissors now, he won't see that Mr. Gui is so handsome, he is going to click Mr. Gui.
No! Master Gui is just a child who doesn't know how old he is!
"Hehehehe, Hei Changzhi."
Qian Guang didn't give it a chance to resist at all, and directly changed from a person who had never used scissors to perfection.
"Kacha Kacha Kacha"
"Ah, don't, my hair is so proud of me!"
"Knock your mother! Knock your mother! Did you hear me! Mr. Gui is going to be angry!"
"Master! Let this hair go, this is the second life of the little turtle, and the little turtle doesn't want to be mediocre and featureless like other turtles."
"woo woo woo"
...
It turns out that people can do anything but math when they are extremely angry.
For example, this bastard, no, this tortoise managed to have an authentic tortoise head!
Even when the tortoise was being cut, the tortoise was extremely angry, broke free from the restraint, and had a few scars on its head, but it was a small injury, and the good man Qian Guang treated it immediately.
"Phew, cutting hair is really a physical job. I won't let Mira cut it next time. Let me cut it for her."
Qian Guang was very satisfied looking at his masterpiece.
"Woooooooooo, Mr. Turtle has become an ordinary turtle."
"Don't cry, Chi Chi Wai Wai, it's just a few hairs, if you change your shape or color, can I touch you?"
"Besides, how can ordinary turtles talk."
Guigui looked at Qian Guang pitifully, and his beautiful black hair, and felt even more sad.
"You are just jealous that Mr. Gui is more suitable for this hairstyle..."
Guigui whispered more and more, he watched the human take out a knife out of thin air! ! !
Darling, are human beings so scary now? How long have I been sleeping, Mr. Gui? Hundreds of years?
"Say, keep talking, I just want to eat tortoise jelly tonight."
In order to increase his deterrent power, Qian Guang also took out a whetstone.
Although Guigui doesn't know what Guiling Jelly is, but there is a turtle and a word eating, and it is related to him!
Life matters.
With a shrinking neck, he became a turtle with a shrunken head.
Qian Guang looked at the turtle and didn't care about it, instead he knocked on its shell with a knife.
"Get up, go somewhere else, I'm going to work."
He hadn't forgotten that there were dozens of moles inside, and he suspected that the tortoise was an accomplice. After all, whoever could break the turtle's shell would deal with the moles.
Master Turtle is trembling, he has returned to his shell and still can't let himself be safe, uncle, it's winter, Master Turtle is going to hibernate.
You know how hopeless it is for a turtle to wake up and find that winter hasn't passed yet.
You know how desperate it is for a tortoise to eat enough energy to replenish its shell and starve itself.
Master Gui reluctantly sticks out his head, his small eyes are full of resentment.
"What are you looking at! Move yourself!"
Qian Guang is like a bully, you are not as cute as a deer, and you are not as fluffy, pretending to be a poop, I don’t know how old you are.
Turtle Lord's life is hard.
The magic circle under Master Gui's body lit up, and his body gradually became smaller, finally becoming the size of a sea turtle.
Qian Guang looked surprised. He felt that the tortoise had given him too many surprises. He had never seen magic, big and small. This tortoise could use it, but unfortunately he couldn't see through the magic circuit.
"Tuigui, you still have this magic. I thought you were just big and hard. Can you make other people smaller?"
Qian Guang vaguely remembered that there was one of Zeref's subordinates who knew how to use magic, and it was Lucy's maid. I don't know if he is there now.
"Master Turtle is just a turtle, this one is just for sleeping."
"Tch, useless stuff."
What he got was not the answer he wanted, Qian Guang just kicked it over and walked into the hole.
Mr. Turtle: Damn me! ! !
?(?`′?)?
can't get up...
...
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Hear its voice before seeing its shadow.
This time Qian Guang directly blocked the space for a short period of time. Although it was expensive, he had no choice but to catch him even if he ran away.
I don't know what the mole thinks, whether he thinks this place is too safe or something.
He didn't run away with such a big movement just now, and his IQ is as good as that of the turtle at the door.
Now they can't run away.
in the dark
The dense eyes looked at Qian Guang, this place is really big, a mole is five meters, how much can it accommodate.
Qian Guang didn't count them. Anyway, this place is blocked by him, and his spatial perception can clearly find their positions without eyes at all.
The magic circle under his feet lit up, and blue-white ice instantly covered the surroundings.
I am a steady person, but I can't get caught up in the way because of carelessness.
"Forest of Thorns"
The ice modeling magic instantly turned on the clearing mode, and the blue and white thorns turned into the scythe of death to harvest the wretched yellow moles one by one.
The original blue and white color has also become bloody, but this is more in line with the name of the Thorn Forest.
"what!"
Seeing this scene, a huge mole couldn't help it, these are all his cubs!
The ice under his feet cracked instantly, and countless earth guns attacked Qian Guang.
It's a pity that I ran into a hanging wall.
Qian Guang opened the kaleidoscope directly,
Teleport
Punch!
"boom!"
The huge mole was hammered into the wall, and its exposed hind legs twitched twice.
Huh, Qian Guang felt relieved seeing the mole's appearance, the tortoise was going to make him shut himself up.
But this cave is really good, so it didn't collapse.
Qian Guang didn't want to continue to play slowly, and the group of moles attacking together might cause trouble for Mirajane and Erza, but it was still almost for him.
The most important thing is that the kaleidoscope and the space blockade really consume mana. Although it is reasonable to say that he is also the mana of the holy ten, he should be regarded as the most delicious one.
I feel that after the age of 15, the fairy body will automatically grow less and less, garbage! Negative Ratings! Not as good as a kaleidoscope!
"hurricane"
The wind picked up,
The howling wind began to continuously harvest life, and Qian Guang was also constantly teleporting to make up for the knife with his fists.
As one of Qian Guang's earliest spells, Feng Duoduo's first echelon, but that's it, it's hard to improve.
He can learn most of the magic, but basically to the extent that it can be used. The really strong ones are space, wind, healing, plants, oh, and there is also a pretended Amaterasu Twenty-eight Styles.
Hmm, that seems like a lot.
...
Shortly after
"Oh, I haven't moved my body for a long time, it's so comfortable."
Qian Guang stretched out and came out. He was very happy, after all, most of this task has been completed, and he can just look for any fish that slipped through the net later.
You can go home for the New Year!
"Stinky boy! You waited for your tortoise to get up, and your tortoise will sit on your ass and kill you!"
When Qian Guang came out, he saw that the tortoise was still turning over and cursing, completely unaware that he had come out.
He watched the turtle continuously stretch its neck to support itself, but it failed every time, and the picture was very eye-catching!
Idiot, who made your turtle shell so round, you can't get up.
Qian Guang squatted behind its buttocks and watched.
"D, apart from anything else, I cut Master Gui's handsome hairstyle, and even kicked Master Gui."
"Hmph, just wait, you, Mr. Gui, haven't lived in vain for so many years. When the time comes, I will ask a group of younger brothers to kill you!"
"Ah!!!! Why can't I get up! Master Gui wants to sleep!!!"
...
Qian Guang has black lines on his head, this thing has a bad mouth, and he doesn't know who he learned it from.
He patted its belly.
"Who! Who wants to kill Mr. Turtle!"
Master Turtle no longer pushed his head up, and looked around to see who would shoot it, and if he wasn't very smart, he would trick him into turning himself over.
"Okay, stop playing tricks, I have some questions to ask you."
"!!!"
"Grandpa Turtle is not here!"
Master Gui shrank his head when he heard the voice of this nightmare, why did this devil come back again!
Qian Guang looked at the turtle very helplessly, and wanted to grab his head out with his hands.
I found that the turtle's hole is here, but it can't get in at all...
By the way, does the turtle have this structure? You also said you were a normal turtle with the hair removed!
Qian Guang raised his eyebrows, and the fire in his palm lit up, "I'll just ask you a few questions, and turn you over after I'm done, otherwise you won't be able to sleep if you keep doing this, right?"
Others might not be able to deal with this tortoise shell, but Qian Guang doesn't believe that it can resist the cutting of space, but he still uses fire to scare it first.
Master Gui quietly nodded his head and looked at it, and found that there was a fire, so he was so scared that he wanted to shrink back again.
what a pity,
Space confinement!
The turtle was caught directly by the head.
"Grandpa, please be gentle, this is the head."
Realizing that he was being manipulated, Mr. Gui immediately started begging for mercy.
"It's good to be this early, come, let me ask you and answer."
Qian Guang saw that he had changed from scratching his head to scratching his neck.
"Why did you block the door?"
"Grand Turtle...Little Turtle is sleeping here. When he sleeps, his body will grow bigger unconsciously. It's uncomfortable. It's just right to sleep stuck."
Poor child, Mr. Gui didn't even dare to call it.
"How long have you been sleeping, do you know there is a mole in the hole?"
"I don't know. I'm just a turtle. How do I know the time? Every time I wake up, there is food around me, so I just finish eating and go back to sleep."
Mr. Gui draped his neck weakly, and put it up!
"Then you should move!!! Do you know how many things have been harmed because of you moles!!!"
Qian Guang's forehead raised up in a well, it's too natural!
He frantically shook the turtle's head.
Guiye directly foamed at the mouth, and white liquid flowed out of his mouth.
"Don't... lord... the turtle is going to die!"
Qian Guang dismissed it and let go.
Dirty!
He was ready to let the turtle go, it was unlikely to harm anyone given the laziness of this thing.
But no matter how you say it is an accomplice, there must be some punishment.
Qian Guang thought of the Beastmaster incident afterward. He couldn't remember the time, but he didn't want this to happen. This turtle is a good shield, and it can change its size independently.
Research and research may also be used as a psychic beast, and this level of smoothness should also be good.
All right, take it away!
"Hey hey hey, little turtle, come on, get smaller, come with me."
Guiye looked at Qian Guang with a perverted face in horror. He felt that there was something wrong with this human being, a big problem!
People are so perverted now, I am still a tortoise! ! !
"Master, Xiao Gui can choose to refuse, Xiao Gui eats a lot."
"It's okay, I can afford it!"
"Little Turtle has an elderly mother to take care of."
"Don't worry, you have to believe in the longevity of your turtles."
"Little turtle..."
"boom!"
Qian Guang didn't want to hear it anymore, and directly punched it on the head.
"Where is so much nonsense! Let's go!"
"No!"
"By the way, name!"
Qian Guang knelt down and looked at the turtle head carefully.
So ugly!
look at those eyes again
what!
Akua is that you?
Come on, too wise, don't read it.
He patted the turtle's head pityingly, "I'll call you stupid from now on."
Clumsy head tilt (●﹃●)?
Although I don't know who Aqua you are talking about, Mr. Gui felt offended.
...
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