Fairy Technology

Nezha is a mythical figure familiar to Chinese people, but he is definitely not a good baby.

Even if he is disciplined like a good baby by Li Tianwang, he is still a bad boy in his heart.

Nezha was tired of staying in the Heavenly Court, especially under Li Tianwang's discipline, he felt extremely bored. It's perfectly normal to want to find something interesting to do.

Isn't it easy to find some fun for such a brat?

Think about when I was studying when I was a child, I was supervised by the teacher all day long, and it was like secretly looking for something interesting to do at night.

Such as watching TV, reading novels...

Well, it seems impossible to do this. Needless to say, the TV cannot be transmitted to the fairy world. novel? Could it be that he dictated to Nezha? He's not interested in being a storyteller.

However, Shen Bing still has a trump card. The most indispensable thing on earth is entertainment.

You can play poker, mahjong, dice, etc.

Damn, this really led him to the path of a brat.

But gods... well, there shouldn't be such a saying that gambling is prohibited, right? Or in other words, what is the proper occupation of a god?

Who cares, as long as he can complete the task, even if he takes Nezha into the ditch, that's none of his business.

Suddenly, Shen Bing's cell phone rang.

Well, it's not the one he plays games on, but a phone dedicated to calling.

He picked up his mobile phone and saw that it was Wang Bo, a bad friend in the dormitory.

Since Shen Bing started the company, she often went back to school in the early stage, but later she was too busy, so she went less often. But the contact with Wang Bo and others has not been broken, and harassing calls will come every few days.

Shen Bing still knew about the situation of the three grandchildren.

For example, Wang Bo, this guy continued to live a gluey life with that new girlfriend, the one Shen Bing saw when he came out of the library last time, named Qin Juan.

Shen Bing doesn't have a deep impression of her, but a good memory is self-willed, and she can remember once she has met.

Old Wang, why are you calling? Chatting, I'm not interested.

Get lost! I'm only interested in beauties. It's almost New Year's Day, aren't you going to come back to get together? Wang Bo's loud voice made Shen Bing's ears hurt.

Shen Bing turned the phone away a little: Party? Just a few of you?

There are also a few good sisters of my wife! This is an opportunity that Lao Sun and the others have been begging for for a long time. You must come. Wang Bo was a little anxious.

Shen Bing thought about it, now that the driver software of the lithography machine has been fixed, he should relax after working for a few days, he must not abuse himself!

It's just that Wang Bo is fast enough! Even my wife was called, and I don't know when to take it home.

Okay, when did you say?

Tomorrow night, those who go home after having sex will go home, and those who have lived in the world of two have gone to the world of two. Wang Bo said.

That's right, the day after tomorrow is New Year's Day, and those whose homes are closer to the school will probably choose to go back to see their parents. For those who are far away, those who have a girlfriend play with their girlfriends, those who don’t have a girlfriend, go play with them!

Should I go back too? It's been two or three months since the last time I went home, so I miss it.

Let me know when you decide on a place. Shen Bing said something, then hung up the phone.

The car stopped outside Yongxin Plaza. After Shen Bing got off the car, Li Xiao drove Lu Xian back to the villa.

Although Li Xiao considers himself Shen Bing's full-time driver, he has no complaints about sending Lu Xian off.

Sister, do you dare to complain? A few days ago, Lu Xian went to Tianxiang Tebo's factory and detention center, but he sent them there. He saw this guy disappear directly in front of him.

If Xiao Doudou is a monster in his eyes, then Lu Xian is a god in his eyes.

What an honor to be able to pick up the gods.

...

After Shen Bing came to the company,

Then he got into the office and started to take out his mobile phone to enter the gate of the fairy world.

Well, yes, Nezha is still bored, unlike the second senior brother who was thinking about not giving Sister Chang'e a gift like last time.

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The picture on the screen changed instantly, appearing in a building with carved beams and painted buildings.

Damn, it's even more luxurious than the second senior brother's palace. Before, I thought that the second senior brother was tall, rich and handsome, but I didn't expect the third prince to be the real tall, rich and handsome.

But it's not surprising, neither the Heavenly King Tota nor the Third Prince Nezha's status in the Heavenly Court is comparable to that of the Second Senior Brother, the Marshal of the Canopy.

What's more, the second senior brother was demoted to the mortal world.

There was nothing else in the hall, a boy of twelve or thirteen was sitting cross-legged on the ground, with books on the desk in front of him.

Looking at this young man, Shen Bing couldn't help but think of a description in Journey to the West: the head only covers the fontanel, and the hair is not covered with shoulders. The magic is more sensitive, and the bone show is more beautiful.

It's such a special image.

Who is here? How dare you trespass on the prince's mansion, and you don't care about the fairy rules! The moment Shen Bing appeared, the young man stood up suddenly, and a flaming gun appeared in his hand, pointing the point at Shen Bing .

Shen Bing quickly called the head of the police, he didn't want to go back to the city to revive.

I am Master Misty, so my little brother is Nezha, the Great God of the Santan Haihui!

The vigilance on Nezha's face disappeared, and the fire-pointed gun disappeared from his hands, and he said with a dull face, You know me? Then it won't work.

After finishing speaking, Nezha sat down on the ground with his chin resting on his hands, and the word boring was almost written on his face.

The third prince really wants to fight?

Isn't this boring! I read those books every day, and I'm so bored. A few days ago, I went to the shore of the evil sea and accidentally killed an evil dragon. I didn't expect to be sued by the Jade Emperor. I was grounded by my father. Half a year, less than half of the time has passed.

Shen Bing sweated wildly on his forehead! Accidentally killed a... evil dragon! This is good and powerful.

When the third prince killed the two sons of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, he was also temporarily impatient. It is estimated that Nezha became confused when he saw the dragon!

It's not Nezha's fault, it's the dragon!

isn't it? Why are you running around in front of Nezha if you have nothing to do? I don't know if this girl likes to slay dragons.

If the third prince is really bored, I have a way to relieve your worries. Shen Bing had a mysterious smile on his face.

Nezha immediately became interested, and hurriedly said, Quickly tell me, what can I do?

Hey, another poor kid who was driven crazy by his parents.

Third Prince, if you are transformed into a three-headed and six-armed form, do you have three consciousnesses? Or one consciousness?

What is consciousness? The child looked confused.

Shen Bing almost slapped him with a slap in the face. The King of Children who has lived for countless years doesn't even know what consciousness is, and he really didn't study hard!

It means whether your three heads can think independently!

Of course it does.

Do not interfere with each other?

Um!

Bingo, this can be done!

Third Prince, I have a game here, which is played by three people. You are usually confined here alone, but you can play it.

Afterwards, Shen Bing explained to the third prince in detail the composition of playing cards and the gameplay of Doudizhu in a malicious manner.

The third prince is a god, so he can understand everything naturally, so there is no need for Shen Bing to waste his tongue.

When you play, the three heads must be completely independent. You can't use your magic to peek at the cards of the other two parties, otherwise it will be meaningless. After finishing speaking, Shen Bing did not forget to warn.

The Third Prince was full of excitement, he saw his right hand waved, a stack of cards appeared out of thin air, Shen Bing suddenly saw that the first card was the Ace of Spades.

Well, even though the pattern of this poker is a bit cheesy, and it is not the same as the poker pattern Shen Bing saw, it can still represent the Ace of Spades.

Is that so?

What can Shen Bing say? Zooming in on the screen and looking at it at a glance, there are indeed fifty-four cards.

now it's right.

After receiving Shen Bing's affirmative reply, the third prince changed suddenly, and a cute baby turned into a monster directly.

Three heads and six arms! Just ask if you are afraid!

Shen Bing really wanted to say, this is really frightening.

But Nezha didn't take it seriously, one head controlled two arms to skillfully shuffle and deal the cards.

One three! Head armor...

One six! Head B.

A nine! Head C.

Shen Bing couldn't help complaining from the side: You should play a higher card at this time, otherwise the landlord's small card will slip away...

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