Fantasy: All my skills are passive

Chapter 72 Shameless Bald Donkey

The old monk Liao Chen said with a smile.

"The leader of the Enthroned Relic Buddha Light has personally appointed you to be the leader of our Sakyamuni Sect. Is this correct?"

"That's what he's talking about! What does it have to do with me? I didn't agree!" Fan Jian said angrily.

Liao Chen sighed immediately after hearing this.

"Amitabha, since the benefactor is not willing and our Buddhist sect does not do anything to force others, then please ask the benefactor to hand over the relics of the Four Divine Powers that the leader left when he was enthroned! We can then choose the leader!"

Fan Jian immediately rolled his eyelids when he heard this.

What the hell!

"What's wrong?" Liao Chen asked confused.

"If you don't become the leader, you will naturally have to hand over the relics!"

"Do you believe me when I say I can't hand it over?" Fan Jian said frustrated.

Liao Chen said with a strange smile on his face.

"Then you have to be the leader!"

Fan Jian looked at Liao Chen's smile in stunned silence, and a light flashed in his heart!

This old monk did it on purpose!

He must have known that I couldn't hand over the relic, so he said that on purpose!

Fan Jian suddenly said angrily.

"Okay! I figured it out! You just work together to do porcelain, right? Play with fairy dance, right?

"I'm also telling you that the relic has got into my body. If you have a way to get it out, just do it! Anyway, I can't do that kind of thing!"

Fan Jian said, walked up to Chen and stretched out two fingers.

"I have a wife! Or two!"

Liao Chen smiled and shook his head.

"Before my Buddha, Sakyamuni, became a Buddha, he was also a householder and had a wife and children! It is not a big deal to become a mortal and transcendent. The head of the family also had a wife and children. As long as you sincerely take refuge, the ordinary world will be a thing of the past. Yunyan!”

"As for the relic... we have no way to take it out, so please ask the leader to go back with us!"

Fan Jian was so angry that he scratched his head like crazy!

How can there be such a thing?

Are these monks unable to choose anyone who can be the head of the entire monastery?

Fan Jian was really right about this!

Regardless of whether they are Buddhist, Taoist or Confucian, the only thing they have in common is that if they want to reach the top level in cultivation, it is simply difficult to reach the sky!

Otherwise, Xiao Guizang would not have searched for a hundred years before finding Fan Jian, a disciple.

Even the elders of the Sword and Sword Pavilions are just saints.

Fan Jian was extremely depressed and suddenly said with a dark face.

"I'll say it again! I won't be your leader! I can't produce the relics either! If you can, lock me up. If you can't, I'll leave!"

Seeing Fan Jian's appearance, Liao Chen immediately smiled and said.

"The leader and the relic have merged into one. Master's magical power must have sealed all your meridians. Now you can't practice the previous skills, can't move your skills, and can't even fly with a sword. Even if you leave, you won't be able to do it again." How many steps can you take?”

Fan Jian was stunned when he heard this, and quickly grabbed Chen's collar and said.

"You all know it? You guys really planned it together! Tell me how to get this crap thing out?"

Upon seeing this, the Eight Great Vajras immediately stepped forward to stop Fan Jian.

But Chen Chen reached out to stop them and said with a smile.

"I can't get it out! That magic power is a combination of the six supernatural powers and the Buddha Shakyamuni Buddha's Heart Sutra!"

"If you want to completely control that magical power, you can only study the "Huayan Sutra" of Sakyamuni Sect, master the techniques of the Five Eyes and Six Supernatural Powers, and then supplement it by studying the Heart Sutra of Sakyamuni Buddha. Only then can you fully understand the magical power!"

"To learn the Heart Sutra of Sakyamuni Buddha, you must master the other mind powers among the six spiritual powers. To learn the other mind powers, you must study the Avatamsaka Sutra carefully. And if you want to study the Avatamsaka Sutra carefully, you can only ordain and become a monk!"

Fan Jian looked at the smile on Chen's face, and it was clear that he was saying something.

Boy! We, the Sakyamuni Sect, are sure to defeat you! Either get tonsured and become the leader, or be a cripple for the rest of your life!

Fan Jian fell to the ground clutching his heart.

It's so deceiving!

OK! You want me to be the leader, right?

Wei Xiaobao can flirt with his wives in front of monks!

Let me be the leader, and I will enjoy the temple, treat your Sakya Sect as a harem, and become a flower monk who eats, drinks, whores, gambles and smokes, and is master of the five poisons!

I don’t believe you won’t chase me away when the time comes!

Thinking of this, Fan Jian gritted his teeth and said.

"Okay! You can let me be the leader! I have a few conditions!"

"Master, please tell me!"

"First of all, I am not a vegetarian, and every meal must include wine and meat! And it can only be freshly killed! I won't eat anything that has been dead for more than an hour!"

Liao Chen said with a smile: "The Sakya Sect does not prohibit wine and meat! The temple has hired cultivators who specialize in breeding. If the leader wants to eat, naturally everything will be satisfied!"

"Poof!" Fan Jian almost vomited blood.

Can’t eat or drink? Then go whoring!

He immediately said: "I'm still young! I don't want to quit porn now! So I want a woman to sleep with me! She wants a young and beautiful one! I'll wait until I get tired of it before quitting porn!"

You can't accept it now, can you?

But Chen Chen said: "The leader is young and has not experienced the pain of being in the world. Even if he enters Buddhism, it will be difficult for him to understand the profound meaning of my Buddhism!"

"If you don't enter the mortal world, how can you forget the mortal world? If you don't go through six desires and seven emotions, ten hardships and thousands of tribulations, how can you fully realize the emptiness and have no desires? This can satisfy you! I will invite the wives of the master to come here!"

"puff!"

Fan Jian's throat felt sweet, as if he had really vomited blood.

"I...I..." Fan Jian said angrily, pointing at Ling Chen.

"I also want to peek at the female monk taking a bath!"

"All skins are just appearances! If you care about yourself, you can't achieve selflessness! This is not only an experience for the leader, but also an experience for them! Just take a look!"

"I...I like men!"

"It is the emptiness of nature, it is the form without form, there is no difference between men and women!"

"I still want to gamble!"

"Dice or pai gow? How about mahjong? The poor monk traveled to the Confucian sect and learned a few tricks. He can play with the master for fun!"

"Puff puff puff!"

Fan Jian fell to the ground on his back.

He was really speechless.

These shameless bastards really gave up their face just to find a leader!

"I...I..."

Fan Jian's mind was spinning rapidly, and suddenly he was shocked. He sat up straight and said with a smile.

"I want to kill people! Eat people! Drink blood! Eat meat!"

"To tell you the truth, I carry the blood demon heart seed that you have been looking for!"

Liao Chen was shocked when he heard this. He quickly raised his hand and grabbed Fan Jian's arm.

The expression on his face changed from surprise to shock, then to anxiety, and finally he sighed and let go of Fan Jian's hand.

"How is it? Now you have nothing to say, right?" Fan Jian said with a smile.

I saw Chen said in a deep voice.

"Amitabha! If you don't want to sit in the original position of the leader, we really can't force you. Wherever you want to go, I'll ask someone to take you there. Just pretend that I haven't seen you before!"

"But since your Excellency has the heart of a blood demon, no matter whether you are the leader or not, I cannot let you leave the Sakya Sect!"

When Fan Jian heard this, his mind almost collapsed.

He dug a hole for himself and jumped in with his own legs!

Jian Chen waved his hand and said.

"Take him back!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the seven tough monks stepped forward to hold Fan Jian.

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like