Fantasy, I suddenly realized the chaos body

Lei Zhan was confused at the moment.

Are you paying attention to me when I wear crotchless pants?

Do you have any perverted fetishes?

You actually saw me peeing against the wind?

Damn, you are indeed an old pervert!

No, if you pee against the wind, won’t you pee on yourself?

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To be honest, Lei Zhan was really frightened by Xiao Yun.

After all, Xiao Yun looks very old, and his cultivation level is only at the semi-saint level, but Lei Zhan doesn't believe that this is Xiao Yun's cultivation level at all.

Because, how could an old senior who could refine the Emperor Sword only have this level of cultivation?

Moreover, Xiao Yun, a semi-saint, gave him the feeling that he was a peak saint, and even made him feel a dangerous aura.

There is no doubt that the old guy in front of him is definitely an old monster who has lived for many years. His cultivation is unfathomable, and he is not just a 'half-saint' on the surface.

"Dugu Wudi?"

Lei Zhan looked at Xiao Yun across from him, and his expression became a little serious. An old monster that had lived for many years was already unfathomable. Now that he had the Emperor Sword, his strength was even more terrifying.

"Why have I never heard of this name?"

Lei Zhan looked at Xiao Yun with some suspicion and said, "Shouldn't the strongest person in your Dugu family be Dugu Sheng?"

"The little saint you are talking about is several generations younger than me. As for you not knowing me, this is normal."

Xiao Yun put his hands behind his back and his white hair was blowing in the wind. He looked like an old man in the cultivation world. His eyes were full of weather and frost and he said slowly: "Looking at the cultivation world, only the War Ancestors from the Holy Land of Chaos are older than me. Some of them, I even competed with him back then, but I was defeated by half of his moves."

"However, Zhan Ancestor left one step before me after all. I think back to that time, when I first saw Zhan Ancestor, he was so amazing."

"We hit it off like old friends back then. We drank and talked happily at the foot of Sword God Mountain. We once swept away the Taichu Prodigy of that generation in front of the gate of the Holy Land of Taichu. At that time, the Ancient God One was still wearing crotchless pants."

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God, you are wearing crotchless pants again. Why is your habit so special, as an old man?

Listening to Xiao Yun reminiscing about the past, Lei Zhan's face was filled with dark lines, and he always felt that something was wrong.

By the way, I'm here to snatch the Emperor Sword.

Lei Zhan quickly came to his senses and glared at Xiao Yun in front of him, almost being fooled by this guy.

"It turns out that the old man has such a great background. However, as the saying goes, everything comes first. I have discovered this imperial sword a long time ago and specially arranged a formation to protect it. It would be too much for the old man to take it away without saying a word. I don’t take Lei Zhan seriously anymore.”

Lei Zhan looked at Xiao Yun opposite him coldly and said.

Hearing this, Xiao Yun opened his palms. As the glow spread, a seven-colored divine sword suddenly appeared. Then it slowly grew in size, exuding a powerful power of the Supreme Emperor.

It's the imperial sword in the cave!

Lei Zhan's eyes were fixed on the Seven-Colored Divine Sword, a greedy and hot light flashed in his eyes, and his breathing was a little short.

As the strongest swordsman, once he has this imperial sword, he believes that he will be the strongest person in the world.

By then, Gu Tianyi and Holy Land will all be no match for him.

His sword pavilion will also become a holy place.

Moreover, observing the swordsmanship in the Emperor's Sword may allow him to break through the final bottleneck and become the first Sword Emperor in the history of the human race.

be mine!

This is my imperial sword!

Lei Zhan looked at the colorful sword in Xiao Yun's hand with burning eyes.

"Is this the sword you're talking about?"

Xiao Yun looked at Lei Zhan, who was opposite him with fiery eyes, and said with a smile: "Do you want it? If you want it, just say it. How will I know you want it if you don't tell me? Only if you say it, will I know you want it." . And I know you want it, so I will give it to you. But if you don’t say you want it, how can I know that you want it, then how can I give it to you.”

"..." Lei Zhan looked at Xiao Yun in confusion.

Xiao Yun smiled, this guy didn't know this joke, forget it, stop playing.

"call out!"

Xiao Yun flicked his fingers, and the seven-colored divine sword in his hand flew towards Lei Zhan on the opposite side.

Lei Zhan grabbed the Emperor Sword, his eyes a little dazed. He looked at the Emperor Sword in his hand, and then at Xiao Yun opposite him.

Did this old immortal just return the Emperor Sword to him?

Everything went so well.

Lei Zhan thought he was going to have a fight.

This caught him a little off guard.

He always felt that something was wrong. After all, in his opinion, only a fool would give away the Imperial Sword.

Not to mention that this Imperial Sword is not Lei Zhan's, even if it is, if it were anyone else, it would be impossible to give away the Imperial Sword.

Sure enough, the rumors were right.

The people in the Dugu family are all idiots.

Lei Zhan stroked the Imperial Sword in his hand with hot eyes. While feeling the powerful imperial power of the Imperial Sword, he thanked Xiao Yun opposite: "Thank you, senior. Senior is indeed a master in the cultivation world. Even the Imperial Soldiers are Don’t take it seriously, you are so noble and upright, I really admire you from this generation.”

Having said that, Lei Zhan was very cautious. When he spoke, he had already poured power into the emperor's sword.

The newly minted Imperial Sword is like a new house in a new building. Lei Zhan is not eligible to buy it due to purchase restrictions.

But the Emperor Sword that has been refined by Xiao Yun is equivalent to a second-hand house, and Lei Zhan is eligible to 'purchase' it.

At this time, under the power of Quasi-Emperor Lei Zhan, the mark left by Xiao Yun in the Emperor's Sword was easily destroyed, thus putting his own mark on it.

In this way, this imperial sword became Lei Zhan's exclusive imperial weapon.

"Hahaha..."

After doing all this, Lei Zhan burst into laughter.

He laughed very happily.

After so many years, from the despair at the beginning to the surprise of meeting Dugu Qiubai.

When Dugu Qiubai became a 'vegetative', Lei Zhan was desperate again.

And now, he finally got this emperor sword.

Infinite joy surged in Lei Zhan's heart.

"Little Lei Zhan, are you happy?"

Xiao Yun looked at Lei Zhan, who was excited, and said with a smile.

Finally getting the treasure he had dreamed of for many years, Lei Zhan was much more relaxed at the moment. He was in a good mood, and even looked at Xiao Yun, who was opposite, with a lot of friendliness, and even a hint of respect.

Although the people of the Dugu family are stupid, they are also cute.

Lei Zhan thought to himself, and then bowed to Xiao Yun opposite him and said: "Thank you for the sword, old senior. This is a great favor, Lei Zhan has no way to repay it. I wonder what the old senior wants? As long as Lei Zhan can do it, he will go through fire and water without hesitation."

Lei Zhan felt that he was a kind person. Since he got the Emperor Sword, then helping the other party to complete a request was not unfair to the other party.

Who said that Lei Zhan was a good person? If it were someone else, I'm afraid he would turn around and repay kindness with hatred.

Lei Zhan despised such people very much. He felt that he was an upright person and should repay a drop of water with a spring.

"Request?"

Xiao Yun put his hands behind his back, and his eyes revealed the vicissitudes of time. He waved his hands and said: "I am an old guy who is about to die. How can I have any request? However, since you are so thoughtful, then teach Jun Shentong a lesson for me."