Fantasy: I’m really not an unparalleled expert

Wuhuangjie, small mountain village.

New Year's Eve is here, and the small mountain village is especially lively.

"New Year's Eve!"

In the village, a group of children chased each other, jumping and running with toys made by adults, with innocent smiles on their faces.

For children in rural areas, the Chinese New Year is always one of the most anticipated events. On this day, they can wear new clothes, eat delicious food that they have been looking forward to for a long time, and can play comfortably for several days without having to do farm work. .

Since early in the morning, everyone in the village has been up, cleaning their homes, making their courtyards spotless, and hanging lanterns and couplets. The New Year atmosphere is intense to the extreme.

The boss of every household is busy preparing a sumptuous New Year's Eve dinner, killing chickens and geese, smoke is curling from the kitchen, and firecrackers are often heard.

"Xiao Li,"

Li Fan took his disciples back to the village, and happened to meet the second uncle. He came over with a handful of mugwort, his face was very surprised, and he said:

"Hey, where did you get so many prey?"

Li Fan smiled and said:

"Second uncle, Dade and the others captured them from outside. Call everyone in the village. Let's have a New Year's Eve dinner with the whole village tonight!"

The second uncle was also happy and said:

"Okay! Okay! I'm going to inform everyone and let's eat together. It's going to be lively now. The second uncle will also show you his specialties tonight!"

Hearing this, Wu Dade and others' eyes lit up. Second uncle, can you cook?

"correct,"

At this time, the second uncle remembered something again and said seriously:

"The master said that you need to take a bath on New Year's Eve so that you don't lose your soul in the coming year... Take these mugworts and remember to wash them when you go back."

He handed the mugwort in his hand to Li Fan.

Hearing this, Li Fan couldn't help but smile. This second uncle still has too much feudal superstition.

However, although he didn't care about doing as the Romans did, he didn't want the second uncle and the others to worry. Besides, the New Year was here, so it was okay to take a bath to say farewell to the old and welcome the new.

He immediately agreed:

"Okay, let's take a shower when we get back."

The second uncle nodded with satisfaction, then looked at Murong Wanci and the others, and said, "Who are these three?"

"The mental illness Zi Ling and the others brought back from outside."

Hearing this, the second uncle’s face became more solemn and he said:

"They also need to take a bath. I'll get some mugwort for Xiao Bei later. The mentally ill ones also need to take a bath!"

Li Fan smiled.

Behind him, Murong Wanci, Xiandu Jing, and Chen Dong were all shocked at this moment.

In this village, apart from the unimaginable Senior Li, the villagers... are also very scary.

The aura this old man gave them was also impossible to see through, but it was definitely above the taboo!

This village... is full of big guys.

"This mugwort...can we also use it to take a bath?"

And Chen Dong, looking at the mugwort at this moment, his eyes were straight!

The aura emitted by this mugwort... is very terrifying, and it should contain some strange taboo principles and origins.

This kind of thing has never been seen in the gray fog sea. If it were placed in the outside world, it would definitely cause shocking waves.

However, the taboo boss just now said that he and others should also use this sacred grass to bathe...

This mental illness...is worth it!

The second uncle went to inform the villagers. Li Fan asked Wu Dade and Lu Rang to transport a group of prey to the open space in the village, and then took the other disciples back to the small courtyard.

"Master, the water is hot."

Gong Ya spoke, and before leaving, she had already boiled hot water.

"Okay, let's take a shower first, and then go have the New Year's Eve dinner after that."

Li Fan spoke immediately.

Although I usually love to be clean, the New Year is here, and bathing on this day means saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new.

Life still needs some sense of ritual.

"Yunxi, Nanfeng, Ziling, Baiqian, Xinning... you go to the side room to wash."

Li Fan opened his mouth. A bathtub had been prepared in the wing. Then he looked at the male disciples and said:

"Qingchen, Yuqing, Jiuzheng... you go to the woodshed. The woodshed is leaking. Remember to block it."

Qingchen and others: "..."

Immediately, a group of disciples all went to take a bath.

"Let's take a bath!"

Yunxi was very happy and said:

"By the way, Big Devil, I want to take a rose bath!"

Zi Ling also said:

"Master, I also want a rose bath. Rose baths are very fragrant."

Nanfeng said:

"Master, I want some jasmine flowers..."

Li Fan smiled and said:

"Bai Qian, just take them to get it."

Because these flowers have some effects, and the female disciples later liked to use them for bathing, Li Fan collected many of them and kept them at the pharmacy.

Immediately, Yun Xi, Nan Feng and the others followed Su Baiqian to the pharmacy, found a lot of flower petals, and then went into the wing.

"Master...your bathtub is ready."

Gong Ya spoke respectfully.

Li Fan's bathtub is alone in his room.

Li Fan nodded, stood up immediately, and took Xiaobai into the room.

In the room, the hot tub was steaming. Gong Ya was very considerate and everything was ready.

"Um……?"

Li Fan was about to take a bath, but found that Gong Ya was still there, and she seemed very embarrassed.

Seeing Li Fan's gaze, Gong Ya was a little nervous. A touch of red appeared on her mature face, making her look more attractive. At this moment, she couldn't help but lower her head and said:

"Master, slave..."

She was a little nervous, not knowing whether to leave or whether she should wait for her master to finish bathing.

It doesn't seem to fit...

Li Fan said:

"Uh... you go and wash with Xin Ning and the others."

... He still wasn't used to having someone next to him while bathing.

Hearing this, Gong Ya nodded immediately and said:

"Slave, I obey."

Immediately, she left the door.

Li Fan then closed the door, began to undress, and took off his outer robe.

"Meow meow... meow meow..."

But at this time, Bai Xiaoqing looked at him and shouted nervously.

Meow...Master wants to take off his clothes...

Meow...why did he want to keep him?

Ahhh... will you get needle eyes if you peek at your master? !

At this moment, Bai Xiaoqing was in a panic. Although she usually fell asleep, Li Fan was still wearing clothes...

Now……

Her meow heart, no, tiger heart was pounding!

When Li Fan heard Xiaobai's cry, he remembered that this little kitten...should also take a bath.

Do you wash it with yourself? This tub is too big, the cat will choke on the water...

He immediately said:

"Xiao Bai, you go and play first. I'll wash it for you after I finish washing it."

Well, it will be enough to find a basin or something later.

Hearing this, Xiaobai was reluctant to leave, meowed twice, and then ran out.

After leaving Li Fan's room, she ran towards Yunxi's room.

…

now.

In the wing room.

A group of female disciples were already taking a bath. The steaming heat, accompanied by the fragrance of flowers, filled the whole room. Everything in the room was extremely beautiful.

"Sister Ziling... she's so cute."

"Ah, Sister Nanfeng, you are talking nonsense, I will beat you!"

"We should beat Sister Yunxi, she is so... jealous!"

Yun Xi hurriedly hid in the water, her face flushed.

At this time, Gong Ya also came and she entered the bathtub.

"Sister Gong Ya is the one who attracts the most hatred!"

"It's too much!"

They were all jealous.

It attracts more hatred than Yunxi!

A group of girls laughed and made noise, with water splashing everywhere.

"Hey, Sister Cat, are you here too?"

At this time, Su Baiqian noticed Bai Xiaoqing. She suddenly transformed into a human form, with a beautiful waist, but her back was facing everyone in the bathtub.

"Sister Cat, turn around!"

"Come and join us in besieging Sister Gong Ya!"

They all spoke.

Gong Ya was more mature. She smiled and comforted her like a close elder sister:

"Miss Xiaoqing, we are all women, you don't have to be so shy..."

Bai Xiaoqing heard this, hesitated for a moment, turned around and said:

"I'm not shy...I...I'm afraid you will feel inferior..."

She finished her words.

The entire wing was quiet.

Gong Ya subconsciously covered something. At this moment, she suddenly felt her pride...

Broken!

Others were... completely silent.

I feel inferior! ! !

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