Fantasy: Starting out as a gigolo, born a Confucian sage

"I'm really stupid, really."

Shen Wuming sat on the threshold, with a ball of water in front of him, but now it had turned into white paste.

He shouldn't have believed Song Nanzhu, a violent woman. With one slap, paste flew everywhere.

Non-Newtonian fluids do have the property of becoming stronger when facing a stronger opponent, but it also depends on who they are facing.

Song Nanzhu could slap Ma Baoshan away with one slap, and kick the shadow man's heart to burst with one kick.

She was so strong that non-Newtonian fluids couldn't stop her, and paste splashed everywhere.

Shen Wuming tried to stop her at the time, took two steps forward, and ended up covering his whole body with a layer of paste.

Song Nanzhu sat on the other side of the threshold, with a basin of water in front of him, constantly wiping the paste off his body.

"I didn't expect it either. Who told you not to explain clearly?" Song Nanzhu pouted in dissatisfaction.

She wasn't a victim. If Shen Wuming hadn't explained clearly at the time, would it have turned out like this?

Shen Wuming glanced at him, but his eyes paused for a moment. It must be said that the beautiful cheeks covered with batter...

"Damn, I'm thinking wrong again."

Shen Wuming decided to punish himself and not watch the Legend of the Female Heroes of Tianshan for the next three days.

But not long after, he secretly made up his mind to wait for six days, because he had made a mistake again.

In order to wipe the batter off his body, Song Nanzhu got half of his body wet, soaking his clothes.

The temptation of the wet body at this time, and the scenery below can be vaguely seen, made Shen Wuming unable to look away for a while.

Although it was flat, there was also a sense of purity, slender waist, flat belly.

And the straight legs like chopsticks, tightly pressed by the wet pants, full of infinite reverie.

Song Nanzhu didn't notice it at first, but soon noticed that Shen Wuming didn't move for a long time, and followed his gaze...

"You hooligan."

Song Nanzhu was immediately furious, raised his hand and was about to hit Shen Wuming.

But he seemed to think of his own strength, grabbed the basin in front of him, and splashed it at Shen Wuming!

"Puff!"

...

"Sure enough, I still need to read more books and watch less The Legend of the Female Heroes of Tianshan. This thing can cause a lot of harm to people..."

Shen Wuming originally planned to wipe his body, but he was splashed with water and could only take a good bath.

Thinking of the consequences of offending Song Nanzhu just now, he couldn't help but shudder, and he had to thank her for showing mercy.

Otherwise, with his small body, he would be gone with one kick...Stay away from that woman next time.

Shaking his head, Shen Wuming saw that it was getting late, so he simply covered his head and planned to go to bed.

But at this moment, there was a knock on the door outside the room. Shen Wuming opened it and saw that it was his wife Chu Youyi.

"My wife, it's so late, what's the matter?"

Shen Wuming asked with a guilty conscience, and couldn't help but weigh it in secret, could it be that Song Nanzhu had informed on him?

After all, it would be embarrassing to say something like peeping at your wife's best friend.

Chu Youyi smiled gently, "There were many guests during the day, so my father invited the chef of Tiansheng Restaurant to cook."

"Before leaving, he cooked some snacks for me, and I wanted to bring them to my husband to taste."

As she spoke, Chu Youyi raised her hand to show it, and Shen Wuming noticed that she was carrying a food box.

"This..." Before Shen Wuming could say anything, Chu Youyi stepped sideways into his room.

The relationship between the two sides has been much more harmonious during this period, but Chu Youyi did not enter and leave his room casually.

When she walked in and took a look, Chu Youyi could not help but be surprised.

It was not that the room was beautiful, but it was clean and tidy, without a trace of mess.

Chu Youyi's eyes flashed with a strange look, and then she put the food box aside and took out a plate of side dishes.

There were sweets, sour and spicy, and they were placed on the table in an orderly manner.

Chu Youyi has always presented the image of a lady from a noble family. Whether in appearance or behavior, she is the type of lady who brings peace and prosperity to the country.

But I didn't expect that she could be so gentle at this time. Although she didn't wash her hands and cook soup, she also gave Shen Wuming some home feeling.

Chu Youyi arranged the side dishes, and then took out two clean empty bowls and two pairs of chopsticks.

"Eat some." Chu Youyi pointed at the side dishes, "They are all my favorites. I don't know if they suit your appetite."

Chu Youyi arranged the bowls and chopsticks, so Shen Wuming naturally couldn't refuse. He sat aside and took a little.

There is no denying that Tiansheng Restaurant does have its own way. Every side dish tastes good.

However, the seasonings of this era are not very good, and the cooking methods are also relatively simple.

"It tastes great!" Shen Wuming praised, and then asked: "Do you like to eat these snacks?"

"Yes." Chu Youyi seemed a little embarrassed, "I have liked it since I was a child, especially the sweet and sour ones."

"I do know how to make it, I will try to make it for you later!" Shen Wuming said while eating, "Have you ever eaten candied haws?"

"What is candied haws?" Chu Youyi sat opposite him, although she had her bowl and chopsticks on the table, but she did not move.

Hearing the name of candied haws, she became a little more energetic, it seemed to be delicious?

But she had never eaten it.

"Candied haws, it's actually simple, just use hawthorn..."

Shen Wuming talked about the method of making candied haws, and then he was a little confused, is there no such thing now?

"I haven't eaten it, I haven't even heard of it."

Chu Youyi shook her head, but stars began to appear in her eyes.

It can be seen that she really likes to eat snacks.

"You really know a lot!" Chu Youyi was a little surprised, "Don't you remember the past? Do you remember it?"

"No!" Shen Wuming shook his head, "I saw this in a book, I'll make it for you later."

"Okay." Chu Youyi smiled gently, from the bottom of her heart, very beautiful, but then she felt a little guilty.

"By the way, Nanzhu... she didn't mean it at the time..."

"I've been trying to find a way to help you recover your memory recently, can you... not blame her too much..."

Shen Wuming smiled, "I don't blame her, you should also tell her that this matter is over and over."

"I think it's pretty good now!"

Shen Wuming really thinks it's pretty good now, at least he can eat soft rice to make a transition.

If it weren't for Song Nanzhu, he might have starved to death in the wilderness.

And with Song Nanzhu's fighting ability, he didn't dare to blame him.

After the two of them exchanged greetings for a while, Shen Wuming found that Chu Youyi seemed to talk a lot more today.

Although it was a question-and-answer format, it was a good breakthrough anyway.

During the conversation, Chu Youyi talked about his practice again, "How do you feel about the Book of Songs you majored in?"

"At least there was a practical battle today, so I should have gained something, right?"

"It's okay." Shen Wuming commented, "It just doesn't seem to be suitable for close combat."

When the leading strong man broke through in front of him, Shen Wuming's reaction was a bit slow.

If he hadn't subconsciously used the Mohist magic power, he would have suffered a loss!

Thinking of this, Shen Wuming's eyes also showed a little gloom, and the assassination would not be let go.

And the previous Chinese characters also let it slip... He vaguely knew who was behind this.

"This is also a common problem. Confucianism, Legalism, and the Taoist Talisman School are all a bit difficult in close combat."

Chu Youyi listened to him after the battle process, sighed, and then said, "But there is a solution."

"To practice the Book of Songs, you don't have to use the poems in the Book of Songs, you can also use other ones."