Fantasy: Starting out as a gigolo, born a Confucian sage

"Okay, that's pretty much it."

Ye Qingchen asked questions throughout the process, and then Shen Wuming explained. Before he knew it, he came to Yuzhou Xiaomian.

It happened that I didn't have much breakfast, so I was feeling a little hungry after walking all the way.

"Have you had breakfast?"

Shen Wuming pulled up a bench and sat down, then threw a silver coin on the counter.

The noodle shop owner was used to his operation. He accepted the money with a smile and then started cutting the stewed vegetables.

Shen Wuming's favorites are braised beef tendons and braised pig ears.

If you don't talk alone, the boss won't ask, so just follow this standard.

"I haven't eaten either."

Ye Qingchen also naturally pulled a bench and sat down. I shouted to the boss, "I just want Yangchun noodles."

"I don't have Yangchun noodles." The noodle shop owner shook his head, "Can I eat spicy food? I have Hu spicy shell noodles."

"Can."

"That's okay!"

The noodle shop owner agreed and walked in. After a while, he came out with two bowls of noodles and placed them in front of the two of them.

Shen Wuming's is braised beef noodles with a lot of coriander and green onions.

Ye Qingchen looked at the red spicy shell noodles, tentatively ate a piece, and then took a breath of air.

"Hiss..."

Ye Qingchen quickly sucked in the cold air, fanned his mouth, and looked for water everywhere.

Shen Wuming smiled, picked up the kettle next to him, and poured her a glass.

"Be careful, it's a little hot."

Shen Wuming reminded.

But Ye Qingchen didn't seem to hear it, so he quickly drank a sip of water for himself, and then spurted out a mouthful of water.

"puff……"

Shen Wuming was sprayed in the face, and his face suddenly turned dark. What the hell is this?

I was actually fucked by a woman. When I watched the plot before, wasn't it always the other way around?

Ye Qingchen also realized this, and quickly lifted up his sleeves to wipe Shen Wuming's face, regardless of how spicy and hot his mouth was.

"Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to..."

Ye Qingchen apologized quickly and used the sleeves of his Taoist robe to help Shen Wuming dry the water on his face.

Then he took out a silk scarf from his arms and wiped it carefully again.

A full and fragrant aroma spread into Shen Wuming's nostrils, and there was even a little bit of light milk fragrance.

Slightly fragrant, about 40%.

If she didn't know Ye Qingchen's identity as a woman, Shen Wuming might not think anything of it.

But thinking that Ye Qingchen was a little Taoist nun, I still felt a little strange and shook my head.

Then I went to the back of the noodle shop and washed my face.

The noodle shop owner was chopping the meat with a smile on his face the whole time, his eyes full of amusement.

"It's great to be young!"

The noodle shop owner sighed, but glanced at Ye Qingchen, paused slightly, and then moved away.

"I didn't expect that old man to even pass on the Celestial Master's Book of Deliverance to Humans to her. Is this the chosen little Celestial Master?"

The noodle shop owner murmured to himself, but he still didn't show anything strange on his face.

When Shen Wuming came out, he saw Ye Qingchen sitting there obediently, like a child who had made a mistake.

Looking at him longingly.

"Mr. Shen, I didn't mean it. I really just..."

"I don't blame you."

Shen Wuming shook his head. Now that the matter has come to this, there is no point in blaming Ye Qingchen.

"Let's eat noodles."

"good."

Seeing that he didn't blame him, Ye Qingchen took a deep breath and then returned to his previous calm appearance.

Being prepared, I didn't have any reaction when I ate spicy shells.

I also added two pieces of beef tendon in the middle, which seemed to taste quite good, but she couldn't tell what they were.

"Master Shen, what kind of meat is this? It's so strong and fragrant!"

Ye Qingchen said as he picked up another piece of beef tendon and put it in his mouth.

"Beef tendon, have you never eaten it?" Shen Wuming was a little surprised. Is life in Tianshi Dao so bad?

"ah……"

Ye Qingchen's face suddenly changed. It was originally white and rosy, but now it turned as black as pig iron.

"I don't eat beef, yue..."

As he spoke, Ye Qingchen's throat moved slightly and his mouth bulged slightly, as if he was about to spurt out again.

The face of Shen Wuming sitting opposite suddenly changed, and he subconsciously reached out to cover her mouth.

Ye Qingchen blinked.

Shen Wuming blinked.

The two looked at each other and saw each other's embarrassment and speechlessness...

After a while.

Shen Wuming looked at the bright red lip marks on his hand and pursed his lips, "I really didn't know you didn't eat beef."

If Ye Qingchen hadn't explained it to him, he wouldn't have known that Taoist priests couldn't eat beef.

He had only heard that some religions did not eat pork, but beef...well, Taoism really has this taboo.

There were also mullet, dog meat, etc., but he didn't think of them just now.

"You didn't order either. I didn't hear you order beef."

"I come here to eat often, and the boss knows what I want to eat."

"I……"

Ye Qingchen was so angry that his face was flushed, and even his smooth face was covered with a thin layer of sweat.

She opened her mouth, not knowing what to say, and took a deep breath.

The chest was rising and falling... I have to say that the wrapping seemed to be more obvious than Song Nanzhu's curvature.

“He who does not know is not guilty.”

Ye Qingchen forced himself to calm down, "I sprayed the young master just now, and now I'm back, we don't owe each other anything!"

Shen Wuming rolled his eyes, what do you mean if you don't owe each other?

She ate the beef herself, and she was not forced to eat it.

At most, he covered her mouth, but in the situation just now, he didn't care about the touch.

To be honest, Shen Wuming felt that he was at a loss, but he didn't want to argue with her...

"Then let's make it even."

Shen Wuming spread his hands, the red lip marks on his hands were a little obvious, and then he looked at Ye Qingchen.

"Give me a towel to wipe it with."

There were no tissues on the dining table in this era. Shen Wuming thought of the silk scarf she had just taken.

Ye Qingchen pursed his lips and reluctantly took out the silk scarf.

Her soft and tender hands grasped Shen Wuming's hand and carefully wiped the lip marks on his palm clean.

Feeling the strange look in Shen Wuming's eyes, his face turned slightly red.

She tried to explain, "I...I know you think it's weird for men to paint their lips, but..."

"I know you are not a man." Shen Wuming spread his hands, "I have practiced Yin Yang."

"Ah? You practice that thing..." Ye Qingchen's eyes changed slightly and he murmured in astonishment.

Onmyoji originally had various magical powers, which can be said to be unparalleled in heaven and earth.

However, after the incident in the Yin Yang family, what is now spread are basically some boudoir exercises such as dual cultivation of acacia.

Is it appropriate for Shen Wuming to suddenly tell this to a young girl like himself? Is this reasonable?

But then he realized that Shen Wuming was saying that he had clearly seen her gender.

"Okay..." Ye Qingchen's face turned slightly red. After thinking about it, he decided to remind him.

"Onmyoji can be practiced... it can be somewhat helpful in bed matters, but it is not omnipotent after all."

"If you really want to keep healthy, you still have to learn moderation...and it's best to learn more formal health-preserving exercises."

"Then do you have any?" Shen Wuming took a mouthful of noodles and asked.

After all, she was born in the Celestial Master Taoism, which is one of the orthodox inheritances of Taoism. She must have more collections than the old man with the scabies.

"Yes..."

The glow on Ye Qingchen's face became more and more intense. How could a man ask himself for Onmyoji?

this……

But just now Shen Wuming pointed out how to reform the Celestial Master's Way, follow the rules, do everything in detail, and hide no selfish things.

Naturally, she couldn't refuse, so she hesitated and said, "Then I'll look for you later!"

Shen Wuming said gratefully: "Okay, then I'll bother Taoist Xiao Ye!"

"With your guidance, I will definitely not make any mistakes in my practice."

"Do you still need some advice..." The red color on Ye Qingchen's face has spread to his neck.

How to give guidance on Onmyoji? Double cultivation?

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