Farming Happiness: Husband, Come and Plough the Fields

"Husband, the colors are similar, how can you tell it's chicken blood?"

Li Haitang was surprised. She is a doctor herself. In a modern laboratory, the color of several blood samples can't be distinguished from the outside. In the end, it has to be identified through experiments.

"Beside the blood, there are fine chicken feathers."

Xiao Lingchuan hooked the corners of his lips, seeing the mess in the yard, it is estimated that Zhang Ruyi and Lu Yuanqing's husband and wife chased chickens last night and had a tragic fight.

Li Haitang was speechless, was the savage husband just teasing her?

"My lady, blood stains can be distinguished by smell."

Xiao Lingchuan boiled a large pot of hot water, used a soft cloth towel to help his wife wipe her face, and talked about what she had seen and heard on the dart journey.

There was a wealthy family in the south who had only one son, who was born weak and was about to die before he reached the age of crown.

The doctor couldn't find out the cause of the disease, so he asked the monk in the temple to look at it. The monk said that this person was congenitally deficient and his soul was incomplete.

"This statement is very novel, and then?"

It must have been late last night, Zhang Ruyi and his wife hadn't gotten up yet, Li Haitang dragged her husband into the room quietly, and snuggled together to drink tea.

"Then, the wealthy family listened to what the monk said. If the only son wants to survive this test, he must collect Yin to supplement Yang and find a young lady to cheer him up."

Regarding Chongxi, there has always been a saying among the people in Daqi. Li Haitang scoffed at it. If you are sick and see a doctor, if you get married and get married, most of them will die.

What's more, it is really aggrieved to force the little lady to marry the tablet and keep the festival all her life.

"Does this have something to do with distinguishing between chicken blood and human blood?"

Li Haitang is impatient, and urged the wild man to continue talking.

Xiao Lingchuan nodded, grabbed a handful of melon seeds and handed them to his wife. He didn't have the talent for storytelling, so he could only clear his mind bit by bit and speak slowly.

The wealthy family finds a beautiful young lady for their only son to celebrate. On the wedding night, there are flowers and candles in the bridal chamber.

But on the second day, the experienced old lady went to check the yuan handkerchief, and when she saw the blood on it, her expression changed immediately.

The little lady is not perfect, but she uses chicken blood to fool people!

"Husband, the blood has dried up overnight, how can the old mother recognize it?"

It's not a body check before getting married, but it's recognized at the wedding night in the bridal chamber, which is a bit miraculous.

Li Haitang boasted that his medical skills were not bad, but he didn't have this ability.

"The only son couldn't explain it clearly. Anyway, there was an obstacle, and the little lady complained of pain. He thought it was the old mother's misreading."

The little lady cheated the rich man's only son, but in the end she was exposed under the old nanny's nose.

After finding out the truth, the little lady told the truth.

She had a relationship with her cousin in the early years, and she married her cousin wholeheartedly. Unexpectedly, the rich man was willing to pay a large sum of money for the joy of his only son. And the horoscope of the little lady's birthday is the most suitable.

Seeing that Qian's eyes were wide open, her parents pushed people in regardless of her wishes.

The little lady said frankly that she had broken the melon a long time ago, and she was afraid that she would not be able to hide from the flowers and candles in the bridal chamber, and if someone found out, she would lose face there, and the family would not be able to get a penny.

In the end, her mother came up with a brilliant idea, she could definitely hide it from her.

Went to the market, bought fish, specially selected fish bubbles, carefully injected chicken blood into it, and put it in the lower body of the little lady.

The bridal chamber was spent at night with flowers and candles, the fish bubble burst, and the chicken blood just flowed on the yuan handkerchief, which can definitely be cheated.

"The old mother said that chicken blood and human blood don't depend on the color, the key is the smell."

To put it simply, it is the accumulation of life experience. Human blood has the heaviest fishy smell and cannot be wiped off, while chicken blood has a slightly foul smell, sheep blood is hot and has a strong smell, while pig blood has a relatively strong smell. Smelly.

Li Haitang was dumbfounded, what surprised her was not the old nanny's experience, but this way of pretending to be a virgin, it was absolutely amazing!

Last night in the mountains, Li Haitang didn't close her eyes all night. She leaned against the arms of her savage husband, sniffing the refreshing scent of mint, and fell into a deep sleep.

Xiao Lingchuan lowered his head, kissed Li Haitang's cheek, maintained a posture, motionless, he was afraid that any movement he made would wake up his wife.

There are still too many dangers in the future, and the peaceful days are so precious, but he can't bear to break it, he just wants to let time pass slowly.

It wasn't until noon that there were slight noises and the sound of washing in the yard. After listening carefully, there was also Zhang Ruyi's praise for the steamed buns in chicken sauce.

"Husband, I have slept for so long."

After Li Haitang woke up, she found that she had crumpled the clothes of the savage husband, and blushed in embarrassment.

"Well, it's noon."

After several days of cloudy and rainy days, the sun is burning hot, and the rainwater left by the shallow pits on the ground slowly evaporates, and the smell of sunshine is everywhere.

When Li Haitang got up, she was like a woman from an ordinary family. She put a big wooden basin to dry in the sun, opened the window to let the air out, and dried the quilt in the yard.

Although it is not her own house, she habitually makes the arrangement more cozy because the group of people will stay for a few days.

"Miss, I'm going to a carriage and horse dealer, and I have to modify the carriage."

The space in the courtyard is limited, the entrance is too narrow, and the carriages cannot enter, so Xiao Lingchuan had to find another place.

Don't expect scholars like Lu Yuanqing to help, it's good if you don't hold back.

"Husband, go and come back quickly, I will wait for you for dinner tonight."

With a smile, Li Haitang tidied up the clothes for her savage husband, and then watched her go out. After they left, she turned around and came back to clean the courtyard.

The chicken blood must be washed clean, otherwise flies will be attracted, and the messy firewood must be placed neatly.

She inquired about the location of the vegetable market with the homeowner, and came back with several packages.

"Haitang, hehe."

Zhang Ruyi poked her head around the door, and when she saw Li Haitang coming in, she graciously took the oiled paper bag and asked, "You didn't come back last night?"

"yes."

Li Haitang agreed, looked up at Zhang Ruyi, always felt that Miss Zhang's pink face was full of spring, she was called a coquettish, it can be seen that Lu Er was very hardworking last night, she was well nourished.

"Well, my husband and I won't come back for dinner tonight."

Zhang Ruyi hesitated, but didn't say where she was going.

They were all adults, and Li Haitang didn't ask too carefully. Everyone had privacy and needed a space to be alone. If the two of them didn't return, she could toast with her savage husband.

"It's just a two-day stay, why are you buying a vase?"

In the basket was a large backbone, greens, eggs, and the rest, in addition to pastries, and a wide-mouthed china vase.

"Put it in the room, arrange flowers, make a decoration."

The vase was an inferior product from a grocery store, and there was a crack at the bottom. It was given to her by the boss when she was ordering wine.

As a decoration, the crack is not obvious, and they are on the road again, the vase can be placed on the small table of the carriage as an embellishment.

"I just think that you have the style of a young lady than me." Zhang Ruyi always felt that Li Haitang was a bit like her cousins ​​in the capital, without any rustic atmosphere, but with an open-minded and noble air.