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Let the unknown be x, because...then x=2! Do you understand?

Understood~!

I don't understand!

The math teacher motioned Panda to stand up, and asked with a smile, Student Panda, which step did you not understand?

Why x?

Panda raised his head and said, Since the unknown can be replaced by any symbol, why not P or D?

The math teacher has a complicated expression.

Students, today I introduced the first law of thermodynamics to you, now you know why the perpetual motion machine cannot be realized?

The physics teacher was talking eloquently, but Panda, who was sitting by the window, couldn't wait to raise his hand and said, Teacher, what you said is very reasonable, but perpetual motion machines do exist!

Really?

Really, I have discovered the mystery of perpetual motion, and I will be able to make samples soon.

The physics teacher turned pale.

Students, English is a bridge for us to communicate with the world. Learning English well will help us...

Can I ask for a translator?

The English teacher hesitated to speak.

The phone call from the class teacher gave Pan Qiliang a headache. His son has entered the rebellious period of the second year of middle school, and he can't listen to anyone's words. What can he do?

You can't get mad at him, can you?

Gently pushing open the door of his son's room, Pan Qiliang was surprised to find that his son under the desk lamp was not playing games, but scribbling at his desk.

Still quite sensible!

Pan Qiliang was very relieved. Just as he was about to touch his son's head from behind, he suddenly realized that what his son was writing was not a homework or a diary.

Pink stationery?

The pet name of Minmin, the nasty sentences, the coquettish facial expressions, the rippling smile...

Based on the above, he is writing a love letter!

What was originally a gratifying touching the head suddenly turned into an angry slap at this moment. Pan Qiliang trembled his hands and said furiously, Little bastard, what are you writing?

It hurts!

Panda found his father behind him, quickly covered the pink letter paper with his notebook, and said in embarrassment, Sneaking at the love letter? Dad, you are too much!

You actually admitted it was a love letter?

Seeing his son unabashedly admitting that this was a love letter, Pan Qiliang suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of frustration.

One generation is stronger than one generation!

I think when he was at this age, he was used to rejecting girls thousands of miles away. Unexpectedly, today's children have matured so precociously.

If I had had this kind of awareness back then, I wouldn't have relied on blind dates to solve life-long events!

Pan Qiliang was hurt.

My own black pig has grown up, and I am going to bow to other people's cabbage. As an old father, he should have felt relieved, but it was a pity that the timing was wrong.

The cabbage hasn't grown well yet!

If this is done by a pig, will the vegetable farmer be mad at him?

For the sake of his son's safety, Pan Qiliang persuaded him with good words and used various examples to prove his point of view, trying to dispel the signs of his son's puppy love.

Why don't you listen to advice!

Panda, who was in the rebellious period, was indifferent to his persuasion. In desperation, Pan Qiliang had no choice but to resort to the Dafa of tell your mother to warn Panda.

Panda groaned, You won't be allowed to play games, you won't be able to buy toys, and now you won't even let me have a girlfriend. What do you guys think?

obedient!

Pan Qiliang tempted: As long as you don't fall in love early and keep your grades at the top of the grade, Dad will promise you anything!

game?

Play, play!

Toy?

Buy buy buy!

Panda hugged Pan Qiliang excitedly: Father, you are so kind! I don't love Minmin anymore, from now on I will only love you!

Obedient is a good boy!

Pan Qiliang left one thousand pocket money for his son and left the room contentedly. As soon as he arrived in the living room and took a sip of water, he suddenly remembered something.

Who is Minmin?

Having participated in several parent-teacher meetings, Pan Qiliang knew all of Panda's classmates, at least by their names. But among my classmates, there seems to be no girl whose name has the word Min!

It should be the class next door!

Pan Qiliang nodded, silently wrote down the name Minmin, and planned to ask the teacher about it at the next parent-teacher meeting.

After seeing his father off, Panda lay on his stomach at the door and listened to the commotion in the living room. After confirming that there were no footsteps, he retracted to the computer, opened a chat window and typed.

Minmin: How is it? Does my trick work?

Panda: Super useful! My dad has allowed me to play games...

Uncle Du, the late-night lover: Hahaha! Wang Jiaming really has you! Next time I will fall in love with you too! [Blowing kisses]

Minmin: ...

After chatting for a while, Du Bishu said excitedly: By the way, Dada, didn't your dad just give you a thousand yuan! How about...

[Link ∞ Mysterious new product hot pre-order, limited-time early adopter price 999 yuan! You can also get super value benefits by placing an order now. For more information, please go to the main page of the PD Mall event to view...]

Panda's wallet is full, and I promise my friends to go to the offline store to pre-order tomorrow, and I will definitely get the new product as soon as possible.

Mysterious new product!

The overwhelming advertisements have already made PD fans notice the new mysterious new products on the mall. This kind of publicity is enough to prove the weight of this new product.

What is new?

Peng Da hid it too deeply, the promotion of the new product was in full swing, but the official website did not release any useful revelations. The only product page is still a big red question mark!

Regarding this new product, there are various speculations on the Internet.

Some people say that this is the new limited edition figure of Jack Altman, while others say that this is an alternative PD knight. Others say that the new product is Uncle Meng's legless cheongsam figure...

The answer is in the hands of Pengda!

As the main planner of the event, Meng Lang was well aware of the weight of this new product, so he invested a lot of resources in promoting it.

So far, the campaign has been a success!

After the mysterious new product was put on the PD mall, although the official did not give any information, the price was as high as 999 yuan, and there was not even a decent promotional picture. However, there are a large number of orders, which is not inferior to popular products.

Anyway, Uncle Meng said that after paying the pre-payment, if you are not satisfied with the actual product you get, you can return the product at any time.

So what is there to worry about?

Just buy it!

Remember the SHF venue limited Jack doll announced at the Super Hero Festival? In just a few days, the average price in the second-hand market has doubled or even tripled the original price.

This is not particularly exaggerated!

PD limited is highly sought after by the market, especially those limited series that do not return, and the price is getting higher year by year. I bought it at the original price, but now it is at least three or four times the value.

Although this mysterious new product is not marked with the word limited. But judging from the selling price, the possibility of being limited is as high as 99.9%!

The regular version sells for 1,000 yuan?

How is this possible!

Unless Meng Heizhu's brain is flooded, it's absolutely impossible. The regular version is 1,000 yuan. Could it be that your toy is inlaid with gold and diamonds?