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“Batman sent someone here again.”

When the Batmobile drove to the Arkham Asylum, the black and strong security guard at the gate immediately yelled.

Brush…

Most of the windows were open, and a group of medical staff or patients stretched out their heads to watch the commotion.

“so many people!”

Li Xu walked out carrying Batman.

Huh?

Seeing the fainted Batman in Li Xu’s hand, the security guard Hei Zhuang opened his eyes wide and shouted louder: “Batman has been sent over.”

Brush…

Now, all the windows were pushed open, and some strange-looking people cast their gazes over.

Li Xu took a casual glance and saw several familiar faces.

A clown with funny makeup and a scarlet mouth, a scarecrow wearing a tattered linen mask, a poison ivy girl with flaming red lips and a green leaf dress…

“Sir, what are you here for?”

Seeing Li Xu approaching step by step, the security guard Hei Zhuang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

“For job seekers, open the door.”

“Applying for a job?”

The security guard had a question mark on his face and brought Batman to apply for a job. Did you make a mistake?

“Hahaha, very welcome.”

At this time, a middle-aged man with a bald head and a beard came out.

You can tell he’s a big guy just by looking at his hairstyle.

Li Xu threw Batman aside, and stretched out his hand: “Li Xu, here to apply for a psychiatrist.”

The bald man smiled: “Hi, I’m the director of Arkham Asylum, Hugo Strange.”

So it’s you, crazy professor!

Li Xu’s eyelids twitched.

Hugo Strange, a highly gifted psychologist and biologist, has conducted a series of crazy experiments. Many famous villains in Gotham, such as Mr. Freeze, Firefly, Penguin, Bane… are all because of him The experiment was born directly or indirectly.

This guy is simply a cheat wholesaler.

“Mr. Li, Arkham very much welcomes a talented person like you〃”.”

Hugo Strange glanced at the unconscious Batman, and the smile on his face grew stronger: “I don’t know what kind of research you are good at?”

“Persuading people to be kind.”

Li Xu made a sign of the cross on his chest: “To tell you the truth, I was a very professional priest before.”

Hugo Strange’s smile faltered, and he didn’t know what to say.

However, since Li Xu brought the Batman he had always wanted to study, Hugo Strange decided to ignore this trivial matter and said with a smile: “Very well, Mr. Li is indeed a very talented person. Just sign a labor contract.”

“As for Batman, just leave it to the staff on the side.”

“No problem.” Li Xu nodded briskly, and handed the Batman in his hand to two big and three rough nurses.

The nurse seemed to be a fan of Batman, pinching Batman back and forth.

Afterwards, I might feel that it wasn’t enough, so I pulled the mask on Batman’s head with all my strength, wanting to see the true glory of the idol.

The true glory of Batman!

Almost everyone in Arkham held their breath and didn’t even blink.

But before he took off his mask, Batman suddenly opened his eyes, knocked down the nurse with a head cone, wiped his hand on the bat’s belt, and dropped a few special smoke bombs.

Teng Teng…

The roar of the engine sounded.

Batman jumped towards the self-driving Batmobile.

Boom!

A light hammer flew over and hit the back of his head again.

Seeing Batman faint again, the scene became silent for a while.

“Inject Batman with ten times the amount of tranquilizer.”

Hugo Strange whispered instructions to the nurse, turned around and looked at Li Xu with a smile on his face: “Mr. Li, your talent is beyond doubt. Let’s sign the contract now.”

…

In the dean’s office.

Hugo Strange handed Li Xu a labor contract.

Li Xu looked through the pages and found that the salary was surprisingly good. The annual salary was 500,000 and he worked six hours a day.

The last clause is a bit outrageous. The Arkham Asylum does not bear legal responsibility for injuries or deaths during work.

However, when he thought that Arkham was full of patients who were both good and bad, Li Xu reluctantly understood and signed his name.

“Welcome to Arkham.”

Hugo Strange accepted the contract with a smile, and began to give Li Xuke some Arkham work terms.

Uh, the terms are very strange.

For example, patients in Arkham are divided into three levels.

Patients like the clown, who are bored and escape from prison, and go out to fall in love with Batman, enjoy the distinguished VIP service. The ward faces south, with good lighting, and basically responds to various requests.

Patients like Scarecrow who have just debuted but have good strength can enjoy ordinary VIP services. The conditions of the ward are not bad, at least it is clean and tidy, there is nothing missing, and some reasonable requests will be granted.

As for the villains who can’t even be named, that would be miserable. They could only enjoy the treatment in a small black room, barely starving to death.

“.々It’s too real!”

Li Xu shook his head again and again.

“This is the tacit understanding formed between Arkham and those patients after several batches of staff died.”

“Those powerful patients often escape from prison. For the safety of our staff, it is necessary to establish a good relationship with them.”

Hugo Strange smiled.

“So, let them enjoy the service that makes them feel at home.” Li Xu said nothing.mouth.

“Almost, these are nothing.”

Hugo Strange waved his hand: “In order to accommodate these patients, Arkham receives a large amount of donations every year. Only with these funds can Arkham’s operation and some research topics be maintained.”

“May I ask, who in Gotham has donated the most?”

Li Xu had a strange expression on his face.

“Wayne Group, it is Arkham’s shareholder.”

Hugo Strange said casually (Made).

“Sure enough!!”

Li Xu put his hand on his forehead.

So, on the first day he went to work, he beat up his boss and sent him to a mental hospital.

“There are still some precautions, you’d better pay attention.”

Hugo Strange continued to give Li Xu popular science: “For example, don’t talk to the clown about life, don’t guess riddles with the riddleman, don’t bring plants into Poison Ivy’s room…”

“Probably these volts.”

After talking a lot, Hugo Strange finally stopped, with a kind smile on his face: “By the way, Arkham has a full set of medical equipment. You are new to the job, and you can have a free comprehensive physical examination.”

“No need, thank you.”

Li Xu turned around and left.

One thing should be added to the precautions just now, don’t give Hugo Strange any body tissue samples, because you never know what kind of monster the crazy professor will use your genes to research. .