Football Modifier

On the evening of January 7th, the 18th round of La Liga is about to begin!

Crazy Li did not respond to the media's questions before the game, so there were many people watching the game. Flores, the editor-in-chief of World Sports News, even bought VIP tickets and came to the Bernabeu to watch the game. When the players from the two teams were warming up, the live broadcast camera kept switching between Crazy Li and Flores!

Crazy Li on the coaching bench was as sharp as ever, standing upright on the sidelines, while Flores in the VIP box was chatting with his companions, pointing at the court from time to time and laughing, and seemed to be in a good mood. !

In the stands of the Bernabeu, Real Madrid fans raised slogans in support of Lee Tong-bum. Some radical fans even stood up and booed Flores's box in unison, shouting:

"Get out of the Bernabeu, you are not welcome here!"

"Go back to Catalonia and show off your ass, bitch!"

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It has to be said that Flores, the sinister man who finally gained the upper hand in the confrontation with Crazy Li, did not seem to be a wise decision to come to the Bernabeu to watch the game this time. Regardless of the final outcome of the game, he will face Real Madrid tonight. The fans' scolding is absolutely inevitable!

At 19:00, referee Miguel Gomez blew the whistle to start the game!

To everyone's surprise, after losing the two wingers Juan Mata and Robinho, Crazy Li still used the previous 4-1-2-1-2 formation with two wings flying together. Casillas, Ramos, Cannavaro, Joel Luca, and Roberto Carlos are lined up in the back line. The midfielder is Redondo II Fernando Gago, a little bald man. Marcelo was mentioned as the left midfielder, and formed a new black and white duo with Reyes, attacking midfielder Guti, and forward Ronaldo partnered with King of the Ring Raul!

"Crazy Li is still as stubborn as ever. Whenever he is doubted by others, he will fight back in the most direct and straightforward way. Before today's game, someone predicted that after losing Robbie and Juan, Crazy Li will have to change." The lineup, but the current starting list shatters everything..." The on-site commentator began to incite the emotions of the fans: "We should be proud of him, we should be proud of him, this is Crazy Li, this is the head coach of Real Madrid …”

The fans responded with enthusiastic applause. Before the wave of applause lasted for one minute, Real Madrid scored. Marcelo, who served as the team's left midfielder for the first time, passed the ball. Captain Raul beat the Racing Santander defender. An incredible scorpion swung its tail before, sending the football into the goal from the goalkeeper Jose Juan who was caught off guard...

"... GOOOOOOOOAL..., the incredible goal came from our captain Raul. This goal can definitely be selected for this week, oh, no, it is the top ten goals of the season... The assist for him was by a madman Li mentioned Marcelo in the frontcourt for the first time, a wise decision..."

The Bernabeu fell into carnival at night. The long winter break has finally passed, and the fans can once again enjoy the feast of goals provided by their heroes!

Surprisingly, after Raul scored, he did not kiss the ring to celebrate as usual. Instead, he hugged his teammates and came to the camera. He lifted up his jersey to the camera, revealing the white T-shirt underneath, with pink on it. The striking words written in ink pen:

"Boss, we all love you!"

"Oh, what we saw, Raul lifted his shirt after scoring... This is the team captain's support for the coach. During this period, the media has been criticizing Madman Li for managing the locker room with rough methods... Now everything has disappeared. The players have used their actions to prove that everything is false. Can a head coach with rough methods win the love of the players? "

Raul's celebration triggered a wave of applause from the fans. More than 50,000 fans suddenly stood up and cheered in unison: "Boss, we all love you, Crazy Li, we all love you, please stay, stay in Real Madrid..." "

The camera cleverly focused on Crazy Li on the sidelines. People were surprised to find that this arrogant man was rubbing his eyes. Could it be that Crazy Li also cried?

Lao Li was depressed on the sidelines. His second uncle, that bullshit kicked sand into my eyes. This time, the reputation of labor and management is completely over. How can labor and management cry? What a fucking piece of shit!

The cameraman moved the camera to Flores in the VIP box with a sense of gossip. He saw the smiling editor-in-chief before the game started. At this moment, it seemed as if someone was staring at his powdered face. The tender face was slapped hard on the sole of the shoe, and the expression was rich and reminiscent...

The game continued. Real Madrid's players seemed to be holding back their energy and risking their lives. Under this crazy and unforgiving attack, Racing Santander's defense was like a 10-meter-high embankment meeting a 10,000-meter-high giant. The wave was quickly broken into pieces. In the injury time of the first half of the game, Real Madrid players such as Ronaldo, Guti, Reyes, Joel Luca and others had already lifted their uniforms in front of the camera. …

5:0!

Without exception, the T-shirts under the uniforms of all the players who scored goals had a sentence written on them: "Boss, we all love you!!" The lewd alien fat Ronaldo even drew a big one on the T-shirt. Flaming red lips...

"... Faced with the criticism from the media, Crazy Li did not bother to fight back, but the players of Real Madrid could not bear the insult of the coach. This is the best support for Crazy Li. I think the Spanish media should reflect on why they are like How can such an excellent head coach like Crazy Li be maliciously criticized?" The commentator on the scene began to complain: "Crazy Li is the wealth of La Liga. What we should do is to protect, not slander..."

Before the first half of the game ended, people discovered that Flores, the editor-in-chief of World Sports, had left the VIP box in despair and went to no one knows where!

The 15 minutes of halftime had no effect on Santander. No matter how the tactics and personnel changed, they were greeted by Real Madrid's stormy attack! Li Tongfan replaced Golden Wolf Guti with Modric at the beginning of the second half, replaced Ronaldo with Carlos Vela, and replaced Ramos with Cicinho!

Changing three people in a row shows the arrogance of this madman Li!

Of course, compared with Flores' silly arrogance that only spreads rumors and stirs up trouble, Madman Li has his arrogance. When the full-time whistle sounded, the scoreboard at the Bernabeu Stadium was finally fixed at 9:0!

It was another incredible big score. Looking at the familiar scene, many Madrid fans thought they were back in the 9-0 home game against Zaragoza before the winter break!

This is the answer Crazy Li gave to the outside world's doubts. Even if Robinho is missing, even if Juan Mata is missing, my team can still win, because I am the only one who belongs to the Bernabeu. main character! Since the first half of the season ended with a 9:0, then let my Real Madrid start the second half of the season with another 9:0!

It is worth mentioning that the 17-year-old Mexican striker Carlos Vela, who has joined Real Madrid for less than a week, has indeed stayed in the first team as Crazy Li said at the press conference at the time, and he also played in the field. He got 45 minutes of playing time in the game. Although he did not score a goal, his 2 assists also made him the star of the Bernabeu this night!

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After the game, Li Tongfan took Carlos Vela to attend the press conference!

Racing Santander's head coach Agger Miguel left the press conference hall after a hurried speech. Everyone understood that this moment belonged to victory and to Crazy Li!

The first person to ask the question was Carlos Ruben, a reporter from Marca. Although this young reporter five months ago has now become the deputy editor of Marca, as long as it is a game led by Crazy Li, Ruben will I will still participate in person as a young reporter. Some people despise, some are disdainful, and some are envious, but I have to admit that in the entire Spanish media world, the only one who can make Madman Li Heyan speak happily is Ruben!

"Li, congratulations to you, you won the war again." Ruben's address to Lao Li seemed very casual: "You once said that you would bring surprises to Real Madrid fans during the winter break. How long do we have to wait? "How long?"

"One week!"

Ruben was stunned: "Can you reveal the candidate to the fans?"

"cannot!"

Other reporters couldn't ask Ruben when they saw it, so they directly changed the topic to other aspects. A bearded reporter from Aspen asked: "Captain Raul won the best player of the game, why did the players who attended the post-match press conference The representative is Mr. Carlos Vela?”

Lao Li felt that this guy's problem was very unfair and that he was suspected of inciting "proletarian unity", so he rudely retorted: "Both Gonzalez and I believe that if you want a newly joined player to mature, it takes a lot of effort. Dealing with journalists like you is a good choice. If Carlos can play as freely as you do when he fabricates comments, then he will be worthy of becoming a legend at the Bernabeu!”

As soon as this sentence came out, not only the bearded reporter, but also many people in the audience were choked. Didn't Crazy Li point his nose and curse?

The helpless reporters turned their attention to Little Bella. Since labor and management can't help Crazy Li, how can they not help you, a newbie?

Carlos Vela was overwhelmed by a flood of questions. At first, the little guy would occasionally look at the boss next to him for help. Later, he found that Lao Li had been holding the bar with his hands and closing his eyes to rest, so he had to kowtow by himself. He answered stutteringly one by one. Fortunately, Vela had played in the Spanish Second Division for half a season before and was no stranger to the Spanish media. After a few minutes, he behaved in a orderly manner!

Lao Li watched for a while and felt that the time was almost up. He stood up and knocked on the table: "I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid that this ends today's press conference. Mr. Carlos Vela hasn't changed yet! "

For reporters, what Crazy Li said at the press conference is absolutely an order. If you don't comply, congratulations, you won't be able to get another chance to ask questions at that press conference! So when Lao Li said this, the reporters turned around and left knowingly. Unexpectedly, before they had walked two or three steps, the voice that they both loved and hated came from behind:

"Uh, I seem to have forgotten something very important..."

Before Li Tongfan finished speaking, the reporters stepped back and turned around so fast that Lao Li felt that if these guys changed careers to play center back, Ronaldo would not even be able to get rid of them!

"I remember someone said something bad about me before the game... Uh, who was it? Oh, I remember, it seems to be a great writer named Flores," someone stood behind the table and flirted with a lewd look on his face, almost writing the word slutty on his face: "You said I am a cruel Chinese parent? What a pity, this metaphor is too inappropriate. My agent and I agree that this is a vicious personal attack. In a country like Spain with a sound legal system, such a shameless person cannot be tolerated. So, I decided to meet Mr. Flores in court!

Li Tongfan said this word by word, turned around and left, leaving a room full of reporters looking at each other, everyone's eyes were excited, this was a super explosive news, Crazy Li was going to sue Flores?

There is something interesting. In order to get this news published in the newspaper as soon as possible, the reporters prayed for Mr. Flores, their colleague who was brave enough to devote himself to creating news, and they only regretted that their parents had not given them two less legs. They ran to their respective newspapers, making up stories in their minds about how to make this news more sensational...

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When Lao Li said he would sue Flores, he was really not joking. This time, Li Tongfan was determined to deal with this lingering evil dog. After the game, he talked to American Christ Paul from the Burgochi Law Firm. Paul started to collect evidence and prepare for the appeal as if he had been injected with chicken blood. Regardless of whether the lawsuit can be won or not, for Burgochi, being able to take on the case of a celebrity like Crazy Lee is a great honor. This is a once-in-a-lifetime advertising opportunity. It is conceivable that in the next period of time, the five words "Borgach" will frequently appear in the headlines of major media!

In the next period of time, it is time for Lao Li to spend money!

After Robinho and Juan Mata left, Lao Li decided to stick to his 4-1-2-1-2 formation in the second half of the season. In this case, it is imperative to add wingers. It is estimated that Mijatovic will get a player with decent strength. However, after learning from the last lesson, Li Tongfan must not pin all his hopes on this unreliable transfer director. Grandpa *** taught us: self-reliance is the kingly way!

After thinking about it, Li Tongfan decided to transform Modric into a winger. Anyway, in M2007, Croatia The little boy has the attributes of a winger. The values ​​of [Pass] and [Cross] are both 17, which is a waste if he is not a winger. In this way, Guti is the only attacking midfielder left, which is obviously not possible. However, Lao Li already has two suitable candidates in mind!

As for the central defender position, Lao Li finally decided to introduce Hamburg player Vincent Kompany. Coincidentally, one of the two attacking midfielder candidates favored by Li Tongfan is also a player from Hamburg. I wonder if Hamburg will let go of two main players at the same time during the winter break?

If it really doesn't work, then use money to throw, or seduce the players privately first? Anyway, for the crazy and lustful madman Li, everything is possible! ——

Until the girlfriend went to the supermarket to buy chocolates by herself with a depressed look on her face, and found that today is the Chinese Valentine's Day. I wish all book friends lovers to be together!